SHELBY OAKS DELAYED TO 2024

Due to the greedy studios refusing to pay liveable wages to blue collar actors, visionary director/producer and writer, Chris Stuckmann, is unable to finish ADR work on his film. He says everything is completed except the ADR, therefor Shelby Oaks has been delayed to the first quarter of 2024. He’s still looking for film festivals to show it at, and as of right now the plan is for it to be dumped on vod.

Other big updates
>begging for more donations from his subscribers
>he’s going to try and release it in theatres, he hinted at this by saying “if Taylor Swift can put a movie in theatres, why can’t I?”
>wants to make a blu-Ray with lots of behind the scenes, but only if he gets enough donations

Get Stuckmannized

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it'll be out when its out and we like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LINKARA ... THE GREAT LINKARA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but great work ethic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LINKARA ... THE GREAT LINKARA

      but great work ethic

      DON'T TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he have a big meltdown when RLM made fun of him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big meltdown
      He cried like a fag, but don't overblow it like a gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crying is still melting down
        If he was doing that on camera I'd imagine his initial reaction was much worse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many times did the RLM guys mention othere reviewers? I remember they referenced the Monster Madness fiasco that one time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek any man crying over the age of 4 is a meltdown, get out of here Stuckman.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm totally not pocketing the money, guys i swear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s just a 50% cut to pay for my life style that’s all

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a massive gay

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell it to zod's snapped neck

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go on stuckman video
    >quarter of the replies are asking him to review sound of freedom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youtube comments are kino since santa. inc. something changed in people and i like it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >begging for more donations from his subscribers
    OH NO NO NO NO NO

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s busy suckin dick guys let the man work

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that alcohol bloat

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he put on some weight or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's slowly turning into Bam Magera

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will Shelby Oaks be the first EarthRocker-Core film?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell that to Zods snapped neck

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's looking bloated.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He raped me.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“if Taylor Swift can put a movie in theatres, why can’t I?”
    For real? He gets fewer than 2 million views a month, and he is comparing himself to one of the biggest pop singers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's a joke on the internet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stuckmann is completely delusional, he doesn't do jokes.
        He literally stopped doing "negative reviews" because he thought all critique should be positive, and the movie makers shouldn't be offended.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his face so fat

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's too busy paying morons to fuck his wife. Julia is unironically hilarious though; I'll give the cuck that.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the current tattoo status? Did he finish his anime/video game sleeve?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched him again after he came out as a "bisexual".

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he shave his bear or at least trim it closer? it makes him look fat as shit now

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love him

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