Sherry, Niles?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont drink 🙁

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T MIND IF I DO

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you need to pull off that hairstyle? Be over 6´4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If not you just look like that fat goblin Wallace Shawn in My Dinner with Andre.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think he looks good there? How jacked up are you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a wig

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is that from the fake flashback episode?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably, the lighting's different and he looks older.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, It's from the cheese jar episode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actual Season 1 Frasier isn't a wig. Its called a Natural Skullet since he's advanced balding and the remaining hair forms a mullet without the front. Thus, Skullet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kelsey Grammar is 6’1’’

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be living in 1994

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never realized people didn't like his hair it never bothered me but recently I've seen people shitting all over it not just on Cinemaphile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be a blue eyed Aryan Chad who makes a shitload of money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly he doesn't pull it off, the long hair looks stupid on him. I will however say that frasier looks great despite balding. In fact, I wouldn't even call him balding. He's a fuckin norwood enjoyer.

      I mean I'd just serve a fino/manzanilla sherry in little 3oz aperitif glasses from a bottle in the fridge, along with some salty curred meats/cheese before dinner
      If it was me

      If it *were* you.

      Why did Niles always look like this? Even then an ill fitting suit was a faux pas

      But Niles looked great especially in that one grey power suit. I think it was Armani but I'm not sure. I mean it still looked a bit off on him but for some reason I think it worked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      be a tall anglo erudite

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frasier, mix all your drinks together into one mega-maxi-cocktail. get the big punchbowl. we're going to drink until we can't tell the difference between rigoletto and risotto.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't Frasier more regarded? people seem to talk about Seinfeld more

      Where have you been? Frasier stock mooned 2021/2022.

      Not sure about Seinfeld, but Frasier is only really great for the first 6 seasons, after that the quality starts to drop

      So not worth to finish? Do the late seasons have any good episodes at all? I stopped watching Frasier around season 4

      It's "Frajer"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a Martin idea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure Roz does that at one point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't tell the difference between rigoletto and risotto.
      >But Fraser, one is a pathetic clown and the other a tepid, bland dish
      >Please Niles, were not talking about your marriage

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's The Montana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the Shangri La

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Island Niles is best Niles.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No that's grunge niles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >laundry shoot
        >intercalm
        next level autism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a bachelor, the Shangri La seems like a pretty cool place to live
        >fun neighbors who bring you a welcome basket with wine coolers
        >rec room with pinball machine (rigged for free play all night)
        >murphy bed for maximum space saving
        >free aloha shirts when moving in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >laundry shoot
      >intercalm
      next level autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that floorplan is wildly inaccurate. did this schizo actually watch the show?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just torrented this show last night
    gonna rewatch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure it's the blu ray

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is, here's a screenshot

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't Frasier more regarded? people seem to talk about Seinfeld more

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where have you been? Frasier stock mooned 2021/2022.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about Seinfeld, but Frasier is only really great for the first 6 seasons, after that the quality starts to drop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So not worth to finish? Do the late seasons have any good episodes at all? I stopped watching Frasier around season 4

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seasons 7 and 11 are alright, season 8 has a few good episodes, and seasons 9 and especially 10 are the worst

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The last season is good. There are some good episodes but the dip is noticeable enough that I remembered being bored fairly consistently.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The last season is good. There are some good episodes but the dip is noticeable enough that I remembered being bored fairly consistently.

          For the final season they lured back their two top writers who left after season 7 and after some seasons with too many bad storylines and characters, deliberately tried to do a back-to-basics season with a lot of classic Frasier episode formulas (the third episode is a farce about Frasier being mistaken for gay), and it worked. I'm still glad they ended it there, though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Frasier being gay
            Is that the gay opera episode? If so, that's a remarkably great episode for such a late season.
            >She's no Renata Tebaldi

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, that's season 7 ("Out With Dad"). Same writer, though, Joe Keenan. When he first joined the staff he wrote the episode where Frasier's boss thinks he's dating Frasier while Frasier thinks he's dating Daphne, and "mistaken identity gay farce" became enough of his trademark that it was the frist thing he wrote on coming back to the show in the last season.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I really should brush up on the behind-the-scenes production lore. That's interesting how a writer could define himself by such a narrow trademark yet knock it out of the park.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His other niche was Bebe. She was there before he arrived but in seasons 2-5 Keenan wrote a Bebe episode every year.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hm, the Bebe episodes that I remember don't stick out in terms of their quality (or I might be conflating them with Frederick episodes). The first ever episode I watched was "My Coffee with Niles" which, in retrospect, seemed tailor-made for new viewers — though I believe it was a season finale. Funny how such interests begin...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re insane. The overall arc of the show kinda shits the bed once daphne and Niles hook up but they’re still a good amount of great episodes. “ The Doctor is Out” definitely comes to mind.

        So not worth to finish? Do the late seasons have any good episodes at all? I stopped watching Frasier around season 4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are bad. Watch Cheers, the superior show.
      >where everybody knows your name

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only made it to season 6 of Cheers, it got too boring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Why don't you visit me son? I've even come down to your favorite bar to say hello and you're ignoring me."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BEER AND PRETZELS
          THAT'S OUR GAME
          C-H-E-R-S

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frasier is consistently #3 after Seinfeld and Friends, although patricians recognize it is better than both of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grammer is a chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why isn't Frasier more regarded?
      Slander! Heresy!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No, niles, I'm going to need something much stronger than Sherry if the Seahawks don't cover!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They sherry on this show is for the most part bullshit
    Frasier talks about amontillado, but they are never drinking that in the show, which is a more amber colored liquid
    There's the other scene where you see Fraiser filling his decanter with a bottle of HaRvEY's BRisToL CrEAm which is fucking unconscionable
    Most of the time, it looks like their drink a dry fino sherry (pale yellow), which theoretically could be kept for a few days in a cool room-temperature decanter, but it would need to be replaced frequently, which I guess it could be
    Overall, the show handles sherry abysmally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what should he be drinking?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It should probably be little snifter glasses of a high quality brandy (the brand/vintage could be off-handedly mentioned in some episode, for style points)
        It could sit in an air-tight container on a shelf like Fraiser keeps his sherry plausibly, and be a good apertif for dine in guests or pre-concert soirees

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fuck off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I'd just serve a fino/manzanilla sherry in little 3oz aperitif glasses from a bottle in the fridge, along with some salty curred meats/cheese before dinner
          If it was me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck do you know so much about sherry anon, the only person I've ever met that drinks that shit is my grandma and shes in her 80s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not everyone is a bud light swilling ignoramus anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yea I guess not, beer wine or spirits, those weird gay drinks like brandy sherry port etc. I really havent encountered anyone under the age of 60 who drinks them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hoesntly cocktails are the best drinks, but it’s impossible to get a good basic one.
            Either it’s made with well quality spirits, or they try to make it so hipster it has 12 ingredients.
            A foamy shaken poured drink with tangerine liquor and some gin and orange liquor is an amazing little thing.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yea I hate that shit really I always try them but it's not for me, my wife drinks them I just drink beer or bourbon whiskey scotch on the rocks or with coke coz I like coke or red wine, tho that said I have an alcohol problem anyway so I hardly drink anymore anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bud light swilling

          not anymore, stopped drinking that a few weeks ago now that it’s for trannies

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christmas 2019
    >Go to aunt's house with family
    >Oh anon can you hang out with your cousin while we get dinner ready?
    >He is around my age, mid 20s, your stereotypical autistic. Obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine and random niche 80's and 90's Disney shit, totally disinterested in real life events and has that classic autism repeat stutter thing.
    >He's fucking around with legos or something in the back and drawing shitty cartoons, so I put on an episode of Frasier
    >A minute later he runs up right next to the TV and stutters 'Whats-ts is this-is?'
    >Tell him it's Frasier
    >He stands and watches
    >A minute later I laugh at a joke and he rapidly turns and looks at me right in the eye.
    >40 seconds later there is another joke and I laugh again. He laughs. He turns to me. I turn to him. I give him a thumbs up.
    >Little did I know that this exchange would break his brain.
    >Finish the episode and leave that evening.
    >Covid hits and don't see them for 2 years.
    >Go over to their house again for the first time yesterday.
    >Autistic cousin answers the door
    >That's already a big enough shock
    >Big boisterous laugh 'Ha-Ha! Welcome back welcome back! Come in come in, let me take your coats!'
    >He is no longer greasy. He is wearing a white shirt and an open cardigan.
    >We go to aunt to ask her what the fuck is going on while he is distracted putting on classical music - he claps his hands once and goes 'Ha-Ha! Ahhh yes!' as it comes on.
    >'Oh well he just somehow became enamored with that old TV show Frasier for some reason and really took it to heart'
    >Turns out Covid restrictions basically allowed him to enter a 2 year isolation tank with nothing but Frasier.
    >He would sit down and note every reference made to any opera, wine or greek muse so he could research them after.
    >Also demanded that he be taken to a speech therapist to fix his 'Ghastly impediment'
    >Oh my God I turned him into Frasier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually based. Reminds me of that guy who imitated Drive. We can make autists great again if we just play the right kino for them.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo e Daphne mama

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Niles always look like this? Even then an ill fitting suit was a faux pas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the 90s/early 00s, people liked wearing oversized suits for some reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was alive and even then it was a bit odd. I guess not so odd as it'd be now. Maybe the baggy style of casual clothing had to do with it but we had tailors

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what's known as a knee-length easter suit in the black community. Also, informally, as a Steve Harvey suit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can tell by the lapels in one of the above pictures they were, as was de rigeur, wearing Armani (or Armani-style) suits, which were a reaction against the flared or close fitting lines of suits of the 70s and 60s respectively. They were loose, drape style cuts often double breasted. They suited a larger frame, less so a thin one like Niles (much how slim fitting suits of the recent generation didn't suit big guys.) Niles did himself no favors by choosing the more fastidious double-breasted suits as opposed to frasier's single.The nature of style, especially for men's business casual-to-formal wear, is that of a generational trend rather than one that each individual decides suits themselves, pardon the pun. Sometimes one suits the prevailing style, sometimes not, but they had quality suits that were the best of that generation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you frasier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t.Patrick Bateman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recall him looking very smart most of the time.
      I think the style of the ti- well, of the time they wanted to look like, was to look big and wide or something.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasted endevour to become more wated nhiels
    somebody cash ap me $50 rofl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sincerely hope you're intoxicated because if you weren't your post would be extremely embarrasing (and if you are drunk, then it's based). So, which is it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao im extreemly embaressed if that counts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well then off you go

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frasier thread
    >simon shows up
    huh

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its another "niles bes an incel as frasier consoles him even though he's an incel too and daphne says oi mate, fancy taking of my knickers and havin a shag or not" episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what incel means, do you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither Niles or Frasier are incels. They both have had wives and Frasier has a son.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why post if you've never seen the show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frasier has a new gf every episode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has a new gf every episode
        Yeah... frasier fawns over a girl for a while and she leaves then repeats
        And gets left alone in the airport
        Incel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is how I feel when this show pops on the tele lol

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its xxxx

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Qld sucks!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vicpoztian

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino ending

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sherry sucks, but the giant barrels they age sherry in are used in the production of Scotch whisky. Sherry has been dropping in popularity for decades, which makes good sherry casks harder to find and more expensive for scotch distillers. I admire that Frasier tried to bring sherry back, also that Frasier had a Glenfarclas 25 year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay fag homo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sherry barrels are often just seasoned with sherry destined for vinegar. Some bodegas' business is basically seasoning barrels for a short time with cheap sherry for whiskey distillers to reuse. Even big name brands that charge a premium for their barrel aging were just seasoned with immature sherry that was never bottled. The reason sherry casks are scarce whereas they once were plentiful is simply a matter of barrels no longer being used for transport. That was why there were so many decent barrels floating around 100 years ago, though they were just used for economic reasons--they weren't very expensive to buy used. Today and in the past, almost all sherry bodegas reuse and recondition their aging barrels over and over again. The reconditioning involves sterilising the barrels with a sulfur candle; when those barrels are spent they fucking reek but they're nonetheless sold off the distillers---in fact, almost all barrels, real barrels used for aging or merely seasoned barrels purchased from vinegar distillers by big brands, are sterilised with sulfur before shipping to prevent mold and whatever. It's a disgusting thing all around and sherry barrel aging is almost always some bullshit marketing; if not that, they're extremely expensive when someone can find legit casks that were truly used for aging a quality spirit/wine for a productive length of time, or Bourbon barrel aged which is legit because they're the only distilleries that have a surplus of quality barrels as they are only allowed to use them once for Bourbon so produce a huge supply.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it does. It is one very small step above a dessert wine. Always struck me as weird that Frasier had this thing with sherry because it is weak and overly sweet and really not something you would ever offer a guest.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At what point does the super sweetness of sherry start tasting nice?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not all sherry is sweet. I'd say it never gets all that pleasant on the sweet end, and it's better dry or off-dry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to try cream sherry, got a medium-dry a while back and it was like drinking liquid raisins

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cream is sweet, too. My favorite is a good Amontillado, as it has a definite sherry character but is drinkable almost like white wine.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a terrible chart. "Frasier Crane enormous ass contest" is only OK?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fuck

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worth the read. Even if you've already read it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want this to be true so badly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even if it's not what a fun believable story. my fav greentext ever i think

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Niles in the new Frasier show
    Why even bother?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We just got to be satisfied with Niles's final outing.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's that episode about the comical misunderstanding

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the episode where Frasier completes his NA SNES collection by selling his prizes bottle of sherry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are really going to miss out on plot points in the renewed series if it doesnt have frasier open a cabinet and pull out a cassette and start listening to one of his out broadcasts as a sad ending to episode
      Such callback
      Such poignancy
      And has the benefit of making this stupid fucking episode enter fridge brilliance territory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was Fraiser's favorite SNES game?

      I feel like a man of culture would be an Actraiser chad

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage show for pretentious midwits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frasier and Niles's pretention is the butt of the joke. If you really think the show itself is pretentious your IQ has never surpassed the temperature

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