She’s a bad actress
So how does she keep getting jobs
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Shes a bad actress. So how does she keep getting jobs
She’s a bad actress
So how does she keep getting jobs
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by having a 5 year plan
>So how does she keep getting jobs
Because of the two things dangling from her chest, dummy.
Billie Eyelash but uglier with worse breasts
She's definitely more attractive than Billie Eilish.
i don't know how anyone finds dead eye eilish attractive
Sid has even deader eyes and looks like a downs girl
Get a life Billie
I guarantee you Billie's breasts look awful without support. Sydney's are a thousand times better.
Truth
Nah eyelash is uglier
Nah Sid is uglier, looks moronic
Stfu Billie! Bust 'em out, make 'em dance
LET YOUR BOOBIESSS SHOWWWWWWW
>worse breasts
That's up to Billie to prove by getting them out.
Maybe do one of those 'Break the Internet' magazine covers.
Call it, friendo.
Sydney fricking easily mogs her.
No she doesn't.
Sydney does not have worse breasts than anybody.
>brown shitskin mutt nipples
>good breasts
lol tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin
god I want to breed billie so badly bros. I really like that dopey zoomer face and fat milkers. How do I find a girl like this?
groom them from tiktok, that's what I did
there's something in the drinking water or something, every zoomer girl has huge breasts
>groom them from tiktok, that's what I did
terrible larp
>I'm a loser with "anxiety" and "depression" who has never done anything in life therefore everyone else is also a colossal failure like me
lol nice projection bro, slaying on tiktok is just as easy as tinder if you're not an ugly moron like you
This amount of projection could mean only one thing. But what could it be?
>no u
lol I accept your concession
enjoy your noose one day 🙂
Based Billie Bro
she's a disgusting fat hag, you homosexuals have 0 taste
Cope
disgusting
Hater
Cope? Are you aware the amount of makeup, digital effects and sleight of hand was put into that picture? She's fricking ugly, deal with it.
William Eyelips is a fat frick troony that is mogged by Jazz Jennings.
and velvet mogs both
big breasts are negated by being fat or having an ugly face
She has two talents
It's a mystery
let me put it into simple words your less than regular sized brain can comprehend
its like "upvoted because boobs" except on tv
2 reasons there
>BECAUSE BOOOOOOBS
then why are 99% of actresses titlets these days
Boobs aren't the answer. Producer BJs are the answer.
She is the best zoomer actress around who shows breasts
The exception that proves the rule, she has a unique selling point in a sea of titlets
Damn right.
i love her
She's one of the best actresses under 35 also she's white and hot.
she's considered the best? jesus frick what world do we live in
>jesus frick what world do we live in
>She's one of the best actresses
>best actresses
>best
Have you even watched the show? I refuse to believe someone can actually think this after seeing her performances.
Her performances have depth
it crushes me that this picture is the closest we've come to seeing what kind of pussy she has
Jesus Christ
White women are angels
nooooooo why did I have to just knoooow???
yjk
>white woman next to a dog
Repeat after me. WHITE GIRLS
She's winning awards for that show, compare her to some other actually terrible actresses of her generation like that florence pig capeshitter, our sydney is the breast one of the pack
the best shit is still shit
>out of all the pieces of shit i have, i like this one the most
The only jobs this b***h knows is handjobs and blowjobs, and I don’t wanna know what age she started giving them considering Hollyweird
I don't know who that is, but if I was a Hollywood executive, I'd let her audition in my office.
What kind of audition
suck & frick
the usual hollywood story
>euphoria is more popular than the mandalorian
Oof at least we still have nu predator right disneysisters?
She looks too much like Kevin Durand, it puts me off
She makes great eggs
Why does she look so different when she’s not dressed like a prostitute
She legit looks like a woman from some 1950’s photo here.
she legit looks like a 50s down syndrome girl about to go in for a lobotomy
No she doesn't, not even close, the hair is all wrong and she looks like she's advertising a recent Chanel collection
When you hide her boobs you see her true 5/10 face.
She looks like a grumpy karen there. It's always better to highlight your features...like in op.
She looks like a 40-year-old there
no her make up is all wrong especially her eyes
she had an eye injury when she was younger, give her a break
>black and white filter
>looks like someone from the past
hmmmm
>this is her without makeup
Yikes. Glad she doesn’t go out like this
This is her WITH makeup
She has one eye with an epicanthic fold, and one without. Never noticed that before. Didn't even think that was even possible.
hmm now I cant unsee that
turn off your computer and go outside.
>one eye with an epicanthic fold, and one without creatura detected
No its very common
tf you mean i would deadass simp for her
I cant get over her weirdly shaped eyes.
She has mouthbreather eyes
she's even hotter without it holy shit
Still cute
unironically looks better like this
Incel logic
>nooo you can't have preferences!!!
are you moronic?
Makeup is the worst invention, I swear.
cute!
Ewwww put some makeup on that frog face. Whites are so gross.
She very obviously has makeup on, blind moron.
Then she’s uglier than I thought. Mayoskins really are desperate if this is their idea of beauty
you can't say nothing when your skin the colour of my shit
those cheeks are already hitting the wall at warp speed.
She has maybe 1 or 1.5 years of pretty face before she becomes droopy the dog.
UGLY JEALOUS ROASTIE DETECTED
She looks perfectly fine there.
She looks basically the same here as in the "makeup" pictures.
i only care about green cheerleader outfit sweeney
sauce?
Dicks don't suck themselves you know
Why can’t I keep imagining her being raped while she cries
she's not a bad actress at all, she's perfectly competent
she is unironically a good actress. people just ignore her performance because of her grade A primo breasts
>anons who would jizz their pants if Sidney Sweeney even looked in their direction talking about how she isn't that good-looking
kek
Which direction is she even looking with thos sanpukku eyes homie?
Loved her performance in The Voyeurs. The male actor was a homosexual for not sucking her nips
Kate Upton is as talented
It’s interesting how billie and upton both got endless shit on here yet this one with all their problems and more gets lots of praise.
Her problems are that she isn’t gargling my balls
Upton>Sweeney>Eilish
Name one movie that Upton showcased her talent for all the world to see.
Her leaks
The only memorable part of her leaks was finding out Justin Verlander had a more feminine ass than she did.
Never saw anyone post about troony show titcow’s ass. Odd. Like you’re just shilling some bad TV show or something like that.
Waiting for another fappening to see that
>millenials get Eva Green and Alexandra Daddario
>zoomers get this FAS girl
she's actually decent. granted that her physical prowess and her willingness to show them help, but she does a better job at acting than many others.
>gets her breasts out frequently while she's in her prime.
Unironically based, I wish Ariel Winter did the same before she lopped them off.
The guy who did the Ariel Winter job should be sent to the fricking sun, publically
and anyone doing that procedure should have their hands chopped off
>hurr durr
go spend years walking around with 20 pounds of bobs hanging off your chest
didn't she get them lopped off at like 18? around the time she got fat
I used to frick a zoomer girl with breasts like this. She made me suck on them for what felt like hours each time.
o no
>jobs
She literally has one role and I would never even know who this ugly bogged c**t is if not for this shithole board.
>5 year plan didn't include managing money
many girl cases
Face and body straight up made for porn, but somehow lucked into Hollywood. Good for her I guess.
>Face made for porn
Pretty sure this is just some kind of eyelid nerve damage. Pretty minor though.
Thom Yorke has the same but much worse
What do you mean? Half the b***hes in porn are more or less fricked up, that's my point. Its the kind of face you could see taking a hundred loads in a day, and still crack a smile.
Average porn actresses have pretty mid faces but banging bodies yes.
I've actually never seen anything with her in it but she seems pretty cool. She's hot, she shows off her body a lot, she seems actually pretty down to earth, and if Wikipedia is to be believed she was a valedictorian in high school so she might be fairly smart, too. What's not to like?
>she’s smart
She’s a fricking HOOOOORE
the culmination of the 5 year big breasts plan to she grew boobs acting
I want her to give me a job. I want to give her a position on my staff.
Sad to know she’s been used as a prostitute by producers since she was 14 year old child.
she's by far the best actress alive
She's a decent actress, and she's Hollywood's new IT girl.
Booba AND foota.
She looks so soft
I just want to touch her bros
Just imagine her teasing your wiener with her soft feet. Kissing up her long legs. It's not fair bros, it hurts so much.
>bathroom with big windows and doors everywhere
exhibitionist much
My fricking dick
the product placement is too obvious. bic paid for this insta post.
good job little buddy
If I was a Bic executive I would have paid her an extra million dollars or whatever it took for her to let me worship her feet for a a few hours as part of the deal.
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
unironically who is this?
Sydney Sweeney
boobs... AND legs? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FRICK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
breasts become useless when you eat your first female arsehole.
Are you saying you wouldn't eat her butthole? You fricking liar.
By having some nice boobies
brown nipples are just not attractive
sorry guys, but you really need standards and to pursue actual white girls instead of mutts
Big breasts are a death sentence in Hollywood.
If Billie Eilish dropped the deadeye zoomer bad b***h persona she would demolish Sydney unironically, she has a better face (but how would her breasts fare if she let them loose?)
imagine if you were her father
>Cinemaphile is unironically simping for a woman who got her big acting break by pretending to frick joggers
It's over
someone link the article where her grandpa says he got hard when watching her nude scenes
the frick?
kek.
He said it was hard to see her naked scenes
When's that movie she did with Halsey coming out?
Why is she appropriating black culture?
>All those godawful meme tattoos on Halsey
Glad to see Sydney's clean at least.
Could someone like Lucy Pinder have had a career in Hollywood if she did sex scenes like Sydney?
I actually can't come up even with two reasons why...wyh\hhyy....I don't know
Why Hollywood hate big boobs?
>skinny AND huge boobs
This is how you know Billie Eilish breasts are awful if they were our. They’re big on her because she’s fat as frick. Sydney just has naturally huge boobs
Also she’s one of the few hot body actresses who hasn’t had a bunch of moronic tattoos for some reason
are those altright magapant nazi dungarees?
Bros. Imagine her being chained up in your basement hahaha wouldn’t that be funny and crazy. Handcuffed behind her back and a collar on her.
calm down gothel
Imagine being chained up in her basement in a cage and she only comes down to drag you out, worship her feet and then beat you to within an inch of your life before throwing you back into the cage.
I want to crawl under that dress and wear her ass as a face mask.
I want to put a collar on her and walk her around everywhere on all fours.
She’s not bad
For two surgically unaltered reasons, moron.
She can perform several jobs at the same time
20 years later israeli media industry is doing the same things with similar looking young women, it is always recycling, nothing is new
wait, is that chase?
It’s clearly Jason statham with hair
Wait israelites are behind white girls with big breasts being hot??
wall is knocking mates...
it's over, she walled...
wood..berry..arther
that's not wall. that's a cliff.
>that hint of bush in havoc 2
>that non-nude "nudity" as marilyn monroe
>still hasn't bared a single tit
why are they like this?
Sydney if she hot
Should I swipe yes bros
hotter than anyone I'll ever bang
Wonder if she’s ever been told she looks like her
Ugly as sin