>"shh...shh..here he comes..."
>"Hey, anon. Any big plans for the weekend? Heh..."
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>"shh...shh..here he comes...". >"Hey, anon.
>"shh...shh..here he comes..."
>"Hey, anon. Any big plans for the weekend? Heh..."
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yep
Pam is meant to be the villain of the show, she represents soulless order and mundaneness while Michael, the protagonist, represents unbound chaos as he defies the order of his job within every episode. Both Pam and Michael fight for Jim's soul as he's in the middle of the two, often being won over by Pam's normalness while also sometimes embracing the chaotic joy of Michael's antics. And there's also Dwight, who is the desperate underling of Michael who is perpetually pushed away from Jim as even though he is also chaotic he doesn't know how to properly embody it and is perceived as an embarrassment compared to Jim. Unfortunately in the end Pam wins over Jim and Michael is forced to leave with Dwight as his only heir. I thought this was a terrible decision at first but nowadays I understand it as a genius mark is storytelling as it shows whats left of the office as they remain in purgatory, with Dwight eventually rising to the occasion and Jim embodying the hope that was left to him from Michael. It's a very brilliant sitcom when looking back
>man falls over
heh I guess The Office (US) is simply too cerebral for some people. It takes a certain level of intelligence and - dare I say it - interest in anthropology to fully appreciate the writing and performance of these world class professionals.
No not really. Are you still flirting with each other despite your fiancée is downstairs? Yes. Of course you are. You massive bawd
all amrrican women live vicariously through pam
My mother just died of cancer so we’ll be sorting the funeral out.
DIEEE
Jerry no!
Cable boy?!
NOTHING YOU STUPID FRICKING prostituteEE IM AN INCEL OKAY I GET IT IM A FRICKING PATHETIC homosexual FRIENDLESS LOSER SEXLESS 30 YEAR OLD INCEL IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR I'VE NEVER FELT THE LOVE OF A b***h IN MY LIFE YOU STUPID c**tS NOW STOP MOCKING ME OR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>OR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
not a strong argument, Anon
Why b***h this much instead of just improving yourself?
Bro, don't bother. If they felt the need to better themselves instead of constantly playing the victim, they wouldn't be incels
>being constantly harassed by insecure failed nornalgays is playing the victim
Kek.
>refers to women as
>c**t
>bitch
>prostitute
Lmao
Why have a nice day when you can rape and or kill her instead
>Knock Jim the frick out in one punch
>Dive int Pam, ripping her clothes off while making monkey noises
>Piss and shit myself and pass out
Dwight, stop posting during work hours.
No, Jim. I don't have any big plans, in fact, I don't have any plans at all. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to repeat what I do every weekend.
I'll watch the most degenerate porn imaginable, I'll edge all Saturday and Sunday, and then, in the morning of Monday, I'll arrive at the office before everyone else, and can you guess what I'll do? I'll jizz my filthy cum in the coffee machine. Then I'll brew a coffee so good you'll wish for more.
That's right. You've all been drinking my seminal coffee, all these years.
Guys, you're not suppose to aknowledge us. Just go about your day normally.
Pam totally cheated on Jim with this guy, the rest of the crew just buried the evidence to help him.
Yeah that's virtually canon at this point. She's a known traitorous cheating prostitute. The real question is did the camera crew do Jim a solid and "lose the footage" of the conference trip
i would be buried
This was hilarious.
>Pam flirts with Jim while her fiance is downstairs in the warehouse
>Pam dumps her fiance and gets with Jim
>Pam proceeds to flirt with the camera guy when Jim leaves the city for a week
>Jim acts shocked and sad
Lmao. tf did he expect?
im getting fricked up, mann. im getting fricked up
unironically what are you supposed to say to this? I had a coworker ask me once and I said "just running errands" and they were like "what the frick that's not real plans"
you do a jerking off gesture and then a sperming pose
Can you elaborate on what a "sperming pose" is or will you just admit you are an ESL?
>"just do a sperming pose B)"
>refuses to elaborate
BASED BEAR TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
You fricking moron, "sperming pose" is when you stand up like an anteater, arms and legs spread wide, pelvis shifted forward. then you move your fist closer to the crotch, do the motion as if you're rolling a die in a game of DnD, and then you open your palm and move the arm away from the crotch as if you're tossing something in the air. You can also do a "sperming sound effect" and "sperming facial expression" to reinforce your point to the opponent.
Lol they just sound like busting your balls. Most the time it's just mindless small talk so doesn't really matter what you say
tell the truth?
>Tonight, I am getting so frickin drunk and smoking so much god damn dope and cigarettes. It’s gonna be awesome.
Correct answer
Just say "yeah" and then continue whatever you are doing. If they push the topic act confused why they would feel entitled to hear someone's plans who's not their friend.
Literally why does anyone care what you're doing for the weekend. Why do they ask? Who cares.
>same ol. What you got going?
Then cut them off while they answer. Something like, oh shit, sorry, I just remembered I didn't do that thing. And walk away
Are you my boss?
One time i was leaving the office and, by chance, ride the elevator with the qt latina secretary. She ask me really politely about my weekend's plans and i start to drop spaghetti and i can''t remember wtf i blarbed. It was just 3 floors but feel like hours
The next monday i enter the office, the qt secretary was talking with another coworker and i just say "hi". Both stop talking just give me THE GLARE
Thanks for reading my blog
>Verification not required.
They wanted to frick you anon how could you blow that?
do you usually say hi to them? maybe you just spooked them
t. positive anon
I get asked this a lot. I tell the truth
>editing and shit all else
Imma smear peanut butter all over my naked body. The the turkey baster comes into play
they're talking about the weekend not what you were caught doing in the break room 6 times
Normies get panic attacks if they don't travel every single weekend. Americans are the worst offenders, their lifestyle is disgusting and satanic
Im gonna get druk
Jerking off for seven hours straight. taking a break, doing it all again and not even enjoying it. Having a meltdown over my OCD. Not sleeping. Youtube deep dive. Dreading Monday. Not eating.
Ill go see The Weekend, i love R and B
It's really easy to poison people at the office.
It is kind of weird you keep asking me and others here what they plan on doing the weekend. It's like you both have no lifes.
>No, your mom cancelled on me
>*everyone in the office laughs*
>*Pam bites her lip*
*give homosexual a wedgie and kick him in the nards in front of ToeJam*
*put him in a head lock and punch his nose*
Heh....just teasing ya, Jimbo.
*take his wallet and flush it down the toilet*
>*give homosexual a wedgie and kick hi-
Tased by Dwight
i took the batteries from his taser and threw em in the coffee pot. i also super glued his desk shut
Yes. I'm gonna watch some footie with the lads over at Cinemaphile.
Alone or not, if you don't have a completely normal, quotidian answer to this question then maybe you guys should start seeing concerts, get into classical music, begin attending exhibitions and gallery shows, etc. Participate in human culture and stop spending literally all of your free time staring at a computer screen and not creating or experiencing anything.
Human culture is fricking gay and cringe. I just wanna goon and game in my cave
>look at me, I am the human culture now
I have no incentive to participate in human culture
One day you might die full of regret after having burned thrugh a life of mediocrity, isolation, and disaffection--all because the computer offered you a lot of easy, instant entertainment and you never faced your anxieties.
You would do more for any silly culture war you're invested in by paying for tickets to a few concerts a year and animatedly talking to people about how much you love serious drama, literature, art, and music than you could with a lifetime of incelposting on this website
Nah I'm good, think I'll just keep hitting the dopamine button
don't agree with this advice at all
the only worthwhile thing to do in life is have kids
anything else is shite compared to being comfy on the computer
Consume, but in person
Internet culture is still culture and it's a shame that it is not recognised and valued as such. No one fricking cares that the modern internet has completely ruined and annihilated the olden internet days and all the culture associated with it. When some cultures have been eating fermented feces for millenia it's such culture but when websites and forums die and people start spewing "omg you just don't know how to google xD" instead of recognizing that SEO is ruining everything that made search engines great then it's just an unfair treatment of honest internet culture.
You should still go out and check out other stuff, though.
*Take b***hhomie's phone*
Heh....call for Jim. Is Jim here? hehehehe
*frisbee it across the parking lot*
Go fetch
Yeah. Getting wasted and dressing up as a woman again. 🙁
Jim was never actually like this.
Yeah he was. Jim was the villain of the story.
>yeah, i'm going to breed your girlfriend all weekend long
Do Americans have office shootings?
They do happen, but you won't hear of them as much because it would make corporations look bad and they're less common than school shootings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rampage_killers_(workplace_killings)
They were all the rage in the 80s and 90s
Yeah Jim. Gonna have a nice Father's Day celebration with my dad and then sniff Erin's used panties while enjoying a tall cool glass of Yuengling.
>Leaving on Friday after a boring day in the office
>Some basedboy cuck homosexual and the white prostitute always making eyes at him make some snide comment
>Today isn't the day
>shut the frick up or i tell your partners your cheating on them with each other at the office.
Yeah I’m planning something alright…
No Jim. As a matter of fact I do not have any big plans this weekend. But you knew that, which is why you asked me that and why you’re now snickering. You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah. You’re right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I’m not changin’. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. ‘Cause i’m the real article. What you see is what you get.
>Takes violent diarrhea dump on the floor, walks out without saying a word
I’m going to stop at Archie moores on my way home from work, get 14 wings, fries, and mozzarella sticks. Finish watching the last 3 episodes of band of brother while gorging myself on that and downing it all with 2 dr. Peppers and some yellow cake with chocolate frosting for dessert. After that I’ll turn off the projector, get up from my recliner, and go on my computer and spend the rest of the night edging while I finish playing ravenous because I wasn’t able to finish it on my first play through since my gf unexpectedly came home early at 1100 when she said she was going to her parents after work and wouldn’t be home until 5 but she’s going to be away this weekend on a 3 day family vacation to cape code so I’ll be home alone all weekend but alas I digress. I’ll also be watching mom/son incest JAV in my other monitor.
Yes, Jim, I'm going to intellectually stimulate myself with material you can't even comprehend. Dawkins. Nietzsche. Peterson. Shapiro. I take it none of those names ring a bell. And what are you doing? Watching some mindless sport team named after an inferior animal species do a homoerotic battle ritual? Destroying your already fragile brain with alcohol, drugs and ultra processed slop? Maybe you'll even make acquaintance with a woman despite their intellectual inferiority making them impossible to interface with above a certain IQ before you fall into the shallow excess of a mating ritual, with some caveman rock music or a rapper prefixed with the corruption 'Lil'. Perhaps you'll even see your 'bros' in the 'great outdoors'. I pity you.
Frick you Jim!
And frick you too Pam! Metaphorically though, Amy Adams is far hotter in every way and so is Rashida Jones and Amy Ryan.
>I'm spending weekend with Karen, remember her?
Yes I will be jerking off to furry porn again.
Grim
gonna get drunk and jerk off
>"Yes."
>don't elaborate and go to my desk
Waiting to die like everyone else.
What are your plans?
I unironically have a party in a hour and another one at Sunday to attend to. I'd rather be at home sleeping because I'm physically and mentally tired, but we only live once.
>you only live once so do what society and other people pressure you to do
KWAB
Reckon you'll look back in wonder at having energy to go to two parties in one weekend.
Gonna play Honker Star Rail
Why yes, thank you for asking, I will be watching The O.C.
Seth is literally me.
I'll be teaching my son how to ride a bicycle, maybe bake something with him and watch a movie.
We'll see.
"Well you're staring at the camera not my eyes. What the frick do you think my plans are, I'm the camera man. You're breaking the immersion of the viewers shut the frick up."