>meanwhile, at the exact same time as Alfred is getting his neck rearranged >"I'm Fine."
Glad to know Joker cares more about Aflred's wellbeing than Bruce did
There is no explanation whatsoever why Damian is sent in alone, no.
Bruce has ALWAYS been a hypocrite about pussy, see also: Talia
But when the chips are down, he at least puts up a pretense of being against Talia's bullshit, whereas Selina can just openly get away with everything and have Bruce's full approval.
This was unironically what destroyed Batman forever. The character and franchise are permanently dead thanks to King. There's just no coming back from something this retarded
Batman thinks he can’t be married with Selina (happy) and also be Batman
Bane and Joker and Thomas all encourage him to think this way, to choose Selina (Thomas) and quit Batman or choose Batman (Joker/Bane) and quit Selina
End result is Batman deciding he can be a bit of both by enjoying crimefighting with Selina by his side as the new Batfamily Matriarch - symbolically forgetting an actual wedding ceremony but the two of them deciding they’re wedded by their new roles
This new dynamic then immediately fell apart in Joker War and Catwoman left to go be on her own.
A really, really, really longwinded way for Bane to say
“Joker will never stop killing people because he hates you”
“You will never be able to make Selina happy because you’re insane like us”
“Please don’t marry her Bruce if you’re happy you’ll be all lame and gay and then I can’t break you”
Why the fuck did they revive Bruce's dad and make him an evil douche?
Why did Selina Kyle blueball Bruce at his wedding?
What was the point of Alfred dying besides lulshock value?
Alfred was killed in front of Damian while Bruce wasn't even there because Tard King refused to scrap his fanfic Selina-takes-Bruce-on-vacation pitch
Even the other writers all hated him for that it's so retarded. He ruined the chance for Alfred's death to be cool
>meanwhile, at the exact same time as Alfred is getting his neck rearranged
>"I'm Fine."
Glad to know Joker cares more about Aflred's wellbeing than Bruce did
Was there a reason for Damian to solo infiltrate Gotham instead of waiting for Batman?
There is no explanation whatsoever why Damian is sent in alone, no.
But when the chips are down, he at least puts up a pretense of being against Talia's bullshit, whereas Selina can just openly get away with everything and have Bruce's full approval.
talia kills people. selina steals ancient cat dildos.
This was unironically what destroyed Batman forever. The character and franchise are permanently dead thanks to King. There's just no coming back from something this retarded
>So sayeth I, seer of things the plebeian are ignorant of.
Don't tease sweaty, share your insight with us.
Maybe we could understand it better if half of the way in which the medium presents itself wasn't shit.
It started off fine enough but it went off the rails for the wrong reasons as it on.
That's DC in a nutshell. They start off decent then get derailed into something awful.
luv batcat
'ate tom king
Give me the thesis statement of King's run. What message did it try to impart? I read the entire thing every month it released and couldn't tell you.
Batman thinks he can’t be married with Selina (happy) and also be Batman
Bane and Joker and Thomas all encourage him to think this way, to choose Selina (Thomas) and quit Batman or choose Batman (Joker/Bane) and quit Selina
End result is Batman deciding he can be a bit of both by enjoying crimefighting with Selina by his side as the new Batfamily Matriarch - symbolically forgetting an actual wedding ceremony but the two of them deciding they’re wedded by their new roles
This new dynamic then immediately fell apart in Joker War and Catwoman left to go be on her own.
And what was the point of the 10 issue dream sequence arc?
A really, really, really longwinded way for Bane to say
“Joker will never stop killing people because he hates you”
“You will never be able to make Selina happy because you’re insane like us”
“Please don’t marry her Bruce if you’re happy you’ll be all lame and gay and then I can’t break you”
I like how he never addressed the hypocrisy of marrying or teaming up with a remorseless criminal.
he has two murderous sons
Bruce has ALWAYS been a hypocrite about pussy, see also: Talia
Tom King's Batman/Catwoman romance arc, which lasted for approximately 10 years, made me truly hate Catwoman and kind of hate Batman too.
Why the fuck did they revive Bruce's dad and make him an evil douche?
Why did Selina Kyle blueball Bruce at his wedding?
What was the point of Alfred dying besides lulshock value?
>Thomas was the Batman from the Flashpoint universe, though he was nothing like the original version of the character.
>nothing
>nothing
Before Morrison, Talia used to be a classical supervillain's daughter, so she very likely to lend a hand when Batman showed up to foil Ra's schemes.
Tom King is a talent-less cuck loser
Everyone who works at DC is a cuck. Fags and women control these properties now.
Tom isn't esoteric, he's just #&@%!&$ mediocre.