>Shit on my dick or blood on my knife?

>Shit on my dick or blood on my knife?

How would you respond in this situation?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you respond in this situation?
    "Frick you"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >prisoner stabs you
      >your shit gets on his dick anyway
      >you die
      Return to page 1 if you want to continue your story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>you die
        That was what I was hoping for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey frick you leatherman

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In the end you're just a Black person
    >WITH A homosexual Black person SON

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SHIT DOWN YOUR SHIT
    >grab him and force my prolapsed anus down his throat like an ovipositor and fill his stomach with my brown nuggets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only correct answer. everyone else is ngmi

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw 6'3 225
    I ll give u both little guy

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!
    *headbutt*
    *start shanking everyone around me*

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Um, actually the prison regulations prohibit both violence AND sex, so try again Chudleigh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rules are meant to be broken

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    repeat it with me
    time *clap* travel *clap* is *clap* moronic *clap*

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did kelso end up in prison?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hyde was suppose to go to prison for committing a rape but he tricked Kelso into taking his place by convincing him that it was woman's prison filled with sexually depraved sexy women. Typical 70s antics.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >White man goes to prison
    >All the hispanics and Black folk (prisoners btw) are good
    >Whites are le evil nazis

    Fricking movies amirite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You shut the frick up

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only way to respond at that point is with immediate violence.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You want me to shit on your dick? WTF is wrong with German people

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    call him a uppity bald manlet and remind him how much of a JOKE his type is in the online lookism sphere

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you want me to shit on your dick?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, where is my car?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How about shit in your blood and dick on your knife?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably do what Kelso did. Stab this dude multiple times in the dick and then time travel to get out of the situation.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rape him and then stab him like a true gaysta.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *giggles* ^w^

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