>Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.

>Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.
Realistically what would you do in this situation?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that God would give me the strength to choose death in that situation.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rape ashton kutcher and pull his hair.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah right manlet

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit on his knife

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would headbutt him, jump on top of him and carve out his eyes with my fingers and chop off his nose with a bite. No sane person in prison would dare to come so close to another

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets raped and shanked later in the showers
      >captcha ASS4A

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By whom? A mutilated howling husk of a man currently sedated and under antibiotic treatment in the medical pavillion? His cronies, that would likely have already replaced him and don't want to come near you anymore because you just showed the inmates you're little more than an animal? Oh they will beat the shit out of me, but it won't be the gangs, it would be the cops. And now i'm transferred to a maximum sexurity facility, lone cell, under watch by cameras and with a prolonged sentence. I will likely never see the outside world again but at least they won't rape me (when i'm not drugged out like a race horse)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chop off his nose with a bite
      im sure theres a more efficient way of saying that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bite off his nose with a chomp?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By whom? A mutilated howling husk of a man currently sedated and under antibiotic treatment in the medical pavillion? His cronies, that would likely have already replaced him and don't want to come near you anymore because you just showed the inmates you're little more than an animal? Oh they will beat the shit out of me, but it won't be the gangs, it would be the cops. And now i'm transferred to a maximum sexurity facility, lone cell, under watch by cameras and with a prolonged sentence. I will likely never see the outside world again but at least they won't rape me (when i'm not drugged out like a race horse)

      They'll shank you right then and there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen Banshee?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn that lady tilda swinton got swole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I grow tired of this place, these inmates

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I grow tired of this place, these inmates

        >I'm tired of this prison,these inmates. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their prison riots.
        >A live inmate and a dead inmate contain the same amount of buttcheeks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No sane person in prison
      you're jailed among people who behead prostitutes and rape them through the wound, what the fuck do you think will happen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously this is the only option. When your response is wild and erratic and you mix in bites you'll be labeled a crazy gay and people will distance themselves from you. You have to fucking take it to that level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically I'd bite anyone, hard, in the neck and keep thrashing until a stream of blood came shooting out and they were dead if they backed me into a corner

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Engage him in a battle of minds

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take it up the ass then brutally murder him at the first opportunity. Gucci ain't no gay.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made a thread about this movie yesterday and watched it today. Pretty good. Why didn't he just go back to being a fratbro only not kill the guy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he wanted him to not be a lunatic at all. He was trying to make the best life for all of them.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i lift and do bjj. he lays a finger on me he's done

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if you can’t get your hands on lead pipe though? Then your bjj is useless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        incorrect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m better than the progenitors of bjj
          >the people who could only win by attacking opponents from behind with a lead pipe
          [x]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How new?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't want a bj he wants anal

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really underrated movie. Its one of my favorites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. first watched it when i was a kid and always stuck with me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoom zoom

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would do a poo and then smear it on his willy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn why is this guy talking like this to Steve Jobs

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about shit on the knife and blood on your dick?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No straight man could get or stay hard fucking a hairy shitty mans asshole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS
      that's why I ask my bf to shave his butt regularly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This i cant understand how these prison shows just show dude stickin it raw to some hairy mofos asshole and dogging it like grazy.

      I like my smooth femboy asses but that shits just gross

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are gay as fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gaymu?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I like my smooth femboy asses but that shits just gross
        so youre prison gay also. Should be easy for you to understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a spectrum. Desperate times and a warm hole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Desperate to deny they're gays maybe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah. I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine and nobody turned gay. just masturbate unless you're a gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and nobody turned gay
          I know what happens back aft, don't fucking lie to me nukefag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, I was an officer, dirty blueshirt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine a
          why would you do that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >856▶
            >

            nah. I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine and nobody turned gay. just masturbate unless you're a gay


            >>I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine a
            >why would you do that?
            he probably works filming spongebob did you ever think of that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your a gay and should be thrown in a bog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a compromise

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try to negotiate for a blowjob and give him the best blowjob of all time so he finishes fast

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    die fighting him. At least I would with my dignity

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come men are so obsessed with having sex with men's shitty assholes?
    Like go jerk off or something lol.
    Fucking gays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me i'm a girl!
      every time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am quoting the post I responded to.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't say that though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She did actually, read the post again and pay attention this time

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The scene where the 3" tall boylet bears some guy up at the movies always pissed me off because he's such a dainty little gay you could blow air and he'd go flying into a wall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By whom? A mutilated howling husk of a man currently sedated and under antibiotic treatment in the medical pavillion? His cronies, that would likely have already replaced him and don't want to come near you anymore because you just showed the inmates you're little more than an animal? Oh they will beat the shit out of me, but it won't be the gangs, it would be the cops. And now i'm transferred to a maximum sexurity facility, lone cell, under watch by cameras and with a prolonged sentence. I will likely never see the outside world again but at least they won't rape me (when i'm not drugged out like a race horse)

      i lift and do bjj. he lays a finger on me he's done

      I would headbutt him, jump on top of him and carve out his eyes with my fingers and chop off his nose with a bite. No sane person in prison would dare to come so close to another

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny that the main reason in America to not break laws is threat of getting raped in prison. Worked on me

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Le white men are bad
    >Le brown guy is good
    I wonder who wrote this script?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le garden gnome a bloo bloo
      I wonder what intel posted this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not intel

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would stop douching.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good. more shit on his dick then

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hold my pocket, bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that shit looks so old now. I remember it looking clear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BIKES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are blacks so gay

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's gay?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rape ashton kutcher and after I coom'ed I'd yell "HAHA BUUUURRRRRRNNN!!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it be more appropriate to yell "HAHA YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!"

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just say "hey bro, you should have a nice day while I blow you". Works every time.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard that in irl white power prison gangs, gay shit (whether rape or consensual) is an "on sight" offense. i.e., fags will be attacked at the soonest opportunity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whites and Mexicans hate gay shit and will try to stop it. They'll attack you if you have bad charges too (chomo, rape, child abuse). Blacks don't give a fuck about anything tho.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d ask him when was the last time someone took him on a date. A real date. When was the last time someone bought him flowers? A lot of times tough guys like these are only hard on the outside and deep down they just want to be loved. You’d be surprised.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gays

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh wow a Butterfly effect thread
    >Its just a stealth gay gays thread
    Fuck you this movie deserves better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see the thread yesterday?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Following prison rules, if I were in this situation and instead raped the guy trying to rape me would the guards and inmates allow it? Or would it be frowned upon?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why americans are gay when in prison?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Iceman

    He'll fire your bald ass watch out.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the miscarriage ending is the best

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      >Alternative endings

      The Butterfly Effect has three different endings that were shot for the film:

      The theatrical release ending shows Evan passing Kayleigh on the sidewalk, he sees her, and recognizes her, but keeps walking. She also has a brief moment of recognition but also keeps walking.
      The "happy ending" alternative ending shows Evan and Kayleigh stopping on the sidewalk when they cross paths. They introduce themselves and Evan asks her out for coffee.[18]
      The "open-ended" alternative ending is similar to the one where Evan and Kayleigh pass each other on the sidewalk and keep walking, except this time Evan, after hesitating, turns and follows Kayleigh.[19] This ending was utilized in the film's novelization, written by James Swallow and published by Black Flame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the one where he wraps his umbilical cord around his neck while in the womb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn right.
      >let me read your palm
      >[shock]
      >you don't have a soul, y-you were never supposed to be alive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the miscarriage ending is the best

        What ending? I didn’t see that here:

        [...]
        >Alternative endings

        The Butterfly Effect has three different endings that were shot for the film:

        The theatrical release ending shows Evan passing Kayleigh on the sidewalk, he sees her, and recognizes her, but keeps walking. She also has a brief moment of recognition but also keeps walking.
        The "happy ending" alternative ending shows Evan and Kayleigh stopping on the sidewalk when they cross paths. They introduce themselves and Evan asks her out for coffee.[18]
        The "open-ended" alternative ending is similar to the one where Evan and Kayleigh pass each other on the sidewalk and keep walking, except this time Evan, after hesitating, turns and follows Kayleigh.[19] This ending was utilized in the film's novelization, written by James Swallow and published by Black Flame.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ashton kutcha decides the gypsy was right, watches his birth video, butterflies back into the womb and strangles himself with the umbilical cord
          there was also another scene earlier where someone in his family mentions two of his father's brothers were also stillbirths or something like that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds kino, I just saw him at the end where he briefly looks at the girl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. Post the video or the page

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't call bullshit on me cocksucker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a huge gay because I was wrong. You were right anon-same.
                >Not again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It'll be alright anon-kun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Was this not the normal ending? I saw this movie on tv once and it had the miscarriage ending. Thought it worked perfectly and was heavily foreshadowed in the movie

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              directors cut, maybe the foreshadowing scenes werent there in the theatrical too?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This was the normal ending for most countries that aren’t full of gays, unlike the usa

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s literally an american movie raj

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, you stupid esl cocksucker. I’m not a street shitter either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >laughs in GDP of every US state compared to your garbage country

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't call bullshit on me cocksucker.

            https://screenrant.com/butterfly-effect-movie-directors-cut-changes-explained/#:~:text=The%20Butterfly%20Effect%20Director's%20Cut,a%20much%20darker%20alternate%20ending.

            Oh shit that sounds kino. Also kind of explains why the hell his dad is trying to choke him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait THAT WASNT THE ONLY ENDING?this movie fucked me up as a kid with that ending i didnt even know there were good ones

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it implied he was raped?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time.
    If I can't, but only temporarily, shit on his dick.
    If I can't ever, blood on his knife.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a stand and probably die by blood loss, but at least i'd cave his head in

    >Captcha : HAR2P8

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonynous

    Are you the same bro who asked on this board, if he even wanted to WATCH Butterfly Effect in the first place?
    Just checkin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I asked yesterday if it was any good. watched it today and it was indeed good

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buddy, I'll shit on your dick if you want it so bad

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why he drew the pic of him stabbing the people. That picture looked way to good to have been drawn by a first grader.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the scene with kid Even telling off the pedodad. The dad was acting like a kid talking back to him was somehow a magical experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah like the kid telling him off made him stop being a pedo but instead he just beat the shit out of the other kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nonces are confident their victims won’t break the conditioning caused by the preceding grooming, moran.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood on my dick and shit on his knife.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squeeze out a little shart, reach my hand down my pants, smear the shit on my finger, reach down his pants, smear my shit on his dick.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't this guy lower the offer to a BJ? I remember the guy taking it out his dick off camera and telling the protag "Let's see what you got" and then the protag stabs the nazifag and goes back in time or whatever.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time travel the fuck outta there

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie inspired a lot of fear in me when I was a kid. it made me feel like every decision could be a pivotal moment in my life and my intentions didn't really have any bearing on the outcome.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit on his knife

    you to know about the prison secret menu

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