>Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.

>Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.
Realistically what would you do in this situation?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that God would give me the strength to choose death in that situation.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rape ashton kutcher and pull his hair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah right manlet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shit on his knife

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would headbutt him, jump on top of him and carve out his eyes with my fingers and chop off his nose with a bite. No sane person in prison would dare to come so close to another

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets raped and shanked later in the showers
      >captcha ASS4A

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By whom? A mutilated howling husk of a man currently sedated and under antibiotic treatment in the medical pavillion? His cronies, that would likely have already replaced him and don't want to come near you anymore because you just showed the inmates you're little more than an animal? Oh they will beat the shit out of me, but it won't be the gangs, it would be the cops. And now i'm transferred to a maximum sexurity facility, lone cell, under watch by cameras and with a prolonged sentence. I will likely never see the outside world again but at least they won't rape me (when i'm not drugged out like a race horse)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chop off his nose with a bite
      im sure theres a more efficient way of saying that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bite off his nose with a chomp?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By whom? A mutilated howling husk of a man currently sedated and under antibiotic treatment in the medical pavillion? His cronies, that would likely have already replaced him and don't want to come near you anymore because you just showed the inmates you're little more than an animal? Oh they will beat the shit out of me, but it won't be the gangs, it would be the cops. And now i'm transferred to a maximum sexurity facility, lone cell, under watch by cameras and with a prolonged sentence. I will likely never see the outside world again but at least they won't rape me (when i'm not drugged out like a race horse)

      They'll shank you right then and there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen Banshee?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn that lady tilda swinton got swole

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I grow tired of this place, these inmates

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I grow tired of this place, these inmates

        >I'm tired of this prison,these inmates. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their prison riots.
        >A live inmate and a dead inmate contain the same amount of buttcheeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No sane person in prison
      you're jailed among people who behead prostitutes and rape them through the wound, what the frick do you think will happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously this is the only option. When your response is wild and erratic and you mix in bites you'll be labeled a crazy homosexual and people will distance themselves from you. You have to fricking take it to that level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically I'd bite anyone, hard, in the neck and keep thrashing until a stream of blood came shooting out and they were dead if they backed me into a corner

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Engage him in a battle of minds

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take it up the ass then brutally murder him at the first opportunity. Gucci ain't no homosexual.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made a thread about this movie yesterday and watched it today. Pretty good. Why didn't he just go back to being a fratbro only not kill the guy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he wanted him to not be a lunatic at all. He was trying to make the best life for all of them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i lift and do bjj. he lays a finger on me he's done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if you can’t get your hands on lead pipe though? Then your bjj is useless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        incorrect

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m better than the progenitors of bjj
          >the people who could only win by attacking opponents from behind with a lead pipe
          [x]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How new?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't want a bj he wants anal

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really underrated movie. Its one of my favorites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. first watched it when i was a kid and always stuck with me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        zoom zoom

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would do a poo and then smear it on his willy.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn why is this guy talking like this to Steve Jobs

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about shit on the knife and blood on your dick?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No straight man could get or stay hard fricking a hairy shitty mans butthole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THIS
      that's why I ask my bf to shave his butt regularly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This i cant understand how these prison shows just show dude stickin it raw to some hairy mofos butthole and dogging it like grazy.

      I like my smooth femboy asses but that shits just gross

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Americans are gay as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gaymu?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I like my smooth femboy asses but that shits just gross
        so youre prison gay also. Should be easy for you to understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a spectrum. Desperate times and a warm hole.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Desperate to deny they're homosexuals maybe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah. I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine and nobody turned gay. just jerk off unless you're a homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and nobody turned gay
          I know what happens back aft, don't fricking lie to me nukegay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah, I was an officer, dirty blueshirt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine a
          why would you do that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >856▶
            >

            nah. I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine and nobody turned gay. just jerk off unless you're a homosexual


            >>I spent 1.5 years underwater on a submarine a
            >why would you do that?
            he probably works filming spongebob did you ever think of that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your a homosexual and should be thrown in a bog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a compromise

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try to negotiate for a blowjob and give him the best blowjob of all time so he finishes fast

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    die fighting him. At least I would with my dignity

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come men are so obsessed with having sex with men's shitty buttholes?
    Like go jerk off or something lol.
    Fricking homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me i'm a girl!
      every time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am quoting the post I responded to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't say that though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She did actually, read the post again and pay attention this time

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The scene where the 3" tall boylet bears some guy up at the movies always pissed me off because he's such a dainty little homosexual you could blow air and he'd go flying into a wall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By whom? A mutilated howling husk of a man currently sedated and under antibiotic treatment in the medical pavillion? His cronies, that would likely have already replaced him and don't want to come near you anymore because you just showed the inmates you're little more than an animal? Oh they will beat the shit out of me, but it won't be the gangs, it would be the cops. And now i'm transferred to a maximum sexurity facility, lone cell, under watch by cameras and with a prolonged sentence. I will likely never see the outside world again but at least they won't rape me (when i'm not drugged out like a race horse)

      i lift and do bjj. he lays a finger on me he's done

      I would headbutt him, jump on top of him and carve out his eyes with my fingers and chop off his nose with a bite. No sane person in prison would dare to come so close to another

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny that the main reason in America to not break laws is threat of getting raped in prison. Worked on me

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Le white men are bad
    >Le brown guy is good
    I wonder who wrote this script?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le israelite a bloo bloo
      I wonder what intel posted this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not intel

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would stop douching.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good. more shit on his dick then

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hold my pocket, b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that shit looks so old now. I remember it looking clear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BIKES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are blacks so gay

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's gay?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rape ashton kutcher and after I coom'ed I'd yell "HAHA BUUUURRRRRRNNN!!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it be more appropriate to yell "HAHA YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!"

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just say "hey bro, you should have a nice day while I blow you". Works every time.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard that in irl white power prison gangs, gay shit (whether rape or consensual) is an "on sight" offense. i.e., gays will be attacked at the soonest opportunity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whites and Mexicans hate gay shit and will try to stop it. They'll attack you if you have bad charges too (chomo, rape, child abuse). Blacks don't give a frick about anything tho.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’d ask him when was the last time someone took him on a date. A real date. When was the last time someone bought him flowers? A lot of times tough guys like these are only hard on the outside and deep down they just want to be loved. You’d be surprised.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh wow a Butterfly effect thread
    >Its just a stealth gay homosexuals thread
    Frick you this movie deserves better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see the thread yesterday?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Following prison rules, if I were in this situation and instead raped the guy trying to rape me would the guards and inmates allow it? Or would it be frowned upon?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why americans are gay when in prison?

  32. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    He'll fire your bald ass watch out.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the miscarriage ending is the best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      >Alternative endings

      The Butterfly Effect has three different endings that were shot for the film:

      The theatrical release ending shows Evan passing Kayleigh on the sidewalk, he sees her, and recognizes her, but keeps walking. She also has a brief moment of recognition but also keeps walking.
      The "happy ending" alternative ending shows Evan and Kayleigh stopping on the sidewalk when they cross paths. They introduce themselves and Evan asks her out for coffee.[18]
      The "open-ended" alternative ending is similar to the one where Evan and Kayleigh pass each other on the sidewalk and keep walking, except this time Evan, after hesitating, turns and follows Kayleigh.[19] This ending was utilized in the film's novelization, written by James Swallow and published by Black Flame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the one where he wraps his umbilical cord around his neck while in the womb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn right.
      >let me read your palm
      >[shock]
      >you don't have a soul, y-you were never supposed to be alive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the miscarriage ending is the best

        What ending? I didn’t see that here:

        [...]
        >Alternative endings

        The Butterfly Effect has three different endings that were shot for the film:

        The theatrical release ending shows Evan passing Kayleigh on the sidewalk, he sees her, and recognizes her, but keeps walking. She also has a brief moment of recognition but also keeps walking.
        The "happy ending" alternative ending shows Evan and Kayleigh stopping on the sidewalk when they cross paths. They introduce themselves and Evan asks her out for coffee.[18]
        The "open-ended" alternative ending is similar to the one where Evan and Kayleigh pass each other on the sidewalk and keep walking, except this time Evan, after hesitating, turns and follows Kayleigh.[19] This ending was utilized in the film's novelization, written by James Swallow and published by Black Flame.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ashton kutcha decides the gypsy was right, watches his birth video, butterflies back into the womb and strangles himself with the umbilical cord
          there was also another scene earlier where someone in his family mentions two of his father's brothers were also stillbirths or something like that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds kino, I just saw him at the end where he briefly looks at the girl

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. Post the video or the page

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't call bullshit on me wienersucker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a huge homosexual because I was wrong. You were right anon-same.
                >Not again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It'll be alright anon-kun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Was this not the normal ending? I saw this movie on tv once and it had the miscarriage ending. Thought it worked perfectly and was heavily foreshadowed in the movie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              directors cut, maybe the foreshadowing scenes werent there in the theatrical too?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This was the normal ending for most countries that aren’t full of homosexuals, unlike the usa

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s literally an american movie raj

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know, you stupid esl wienersucker. I’m not a street shitter either.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >laughs in GDP of every US state compared to your garbage country

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't call bullshit on me wienersucker.

            https://screenrant.com/butterfly-effect-movie-directors-cut-changes-explained/#:~:text=The%20Butterfly%20Effect%20Director's%20Cut,a%20much%20darker%20alternate%20ending.

            Oh shit that sounds kino. Also kind of explains why the hell his dad is trying to choke him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait THAT WASNT THE ONLY ENDING?this movie fricked me up as a kid with that ending i didnt even know there were good ones

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it implied he was raped?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time.
    If I can't, but only temporarily, shit on his dick.
    If I can't ever, blood on his knife.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make a stand and probably die by blood loss, but at least i'd cave his head in

    >Captcha : HAR2P8

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonynous

    Are you the same homie who asked on this board, if he even wanted to WATCH Butterfly Effect in the first place?
    Just checkin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I asked yesterday if it was any good. watched it today and it was indeed good

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buddy, I'll shit on your dick if you want it so bad

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why he drew the pic of him stabbing the people. That picture looked way to good to have been drawn by a first grader.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the scene with kid Even telling off the pedodad. The dad was acting like a kid talking back to him was somehow a magical experience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah like the kid telling him off made him stop being a pedo but instead he just beat the shit out of the other kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nonces are confident their victims won’t break the conditioning caused by the preceding grooming, moran.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blood on my dick and shit on his knife.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Squeeze out a little shart, reach my hand down my pants, smear the shit on my finger, reach down his pants, smear my shit on his dick.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't this guy lower the offer to a BJ? I remember the guy taking it out his dick off camera and telling the protag "Let's see what you got" and then the protag stabs the nazigay and goes back in time or whatever.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Time travel the frick outta there

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie inspired a lot of fear in me when I was a kid. it made me feel like every decision could be a pivotal moment in my life and my intentions didn't really have any bearing on the outcome.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shit on his knife

    you to know about the prison secret menu

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