Shit sucked.

Shit sucked.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    goes to shit after main guy dies

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No it was kino. Maybe you're just a seething christcuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Felt like everyone was doing a school play or something. And only the priest guy was any good at it. But that's how I felt about hill house as well so I shouldn't have been surprised.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i really liked the priest, no homosexual but i could listen to him talk for hours.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Same.
          Was really disappointed when it turned out he was moronic and thought the creature with fangs and leathery batwings that couldnt bear the sun was an angel.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Maybe you're just a seething christcuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Noooo you don't believe in MY God this means you're a ungroomed fat atheism poster!!!
      Opinion discarded. Btw I was raised traditional orthodox so I arguably know more about (supposed) christian values more than any of you ameritards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry you grew up a third-world ESL but that's no excuse to take it out on God.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Orthodox here, you're gay and brown

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >these are the people calling you a chud online

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Satanists always look just as one would expect. We should’ve bullied them more in school.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's the very specific scene where they reveal the town doctor is a dyke with a butch Black person girlfriend, cutting to them having a picnic for like two seconds before that character or relationship is never brought up again. At least we got to see how heckin tolerant Monseigneur Jughead was though. Definitely not distracting or forced or mandated by Netflix.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least it was plot relevant and made to ruse the audience.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the monologues

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest piece of media of the 21st century
    >”shit sucked”

    Get filtered c**t

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what if christians were the bad guys???
    Whoa. I never thought of it that way. What daring social criticism. What a profound comment in this critical moment. This show helped me to understand that perhaps I, the white man, am really the problem. Thank you Netflix for finally opening my eyes. At last I truly see.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what if christians were vampires?
      Tbf thats not a premise you hear of everyday

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was decent television. Could've been a lot better but also a lot worse.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was okay right up until that bullshit ass ending monologue from the hole I didn't give a shit about. I really liked it, in spite of the utterly immersion ruining aspect of all those folks looking at an obvious fricking monster and thinking for even a single second "this is an ANGEL!" It fricking ate human blood and avoided sunlight, what about that could even conceivably not scream bad shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. The show was a little uneven, the first episodes did some good work creating the suspense and mystery that would carry the entire show along with the priest but the monologuing and the wooden male lead really took the jam out of the doughnut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't stand Mike Flanagan's wife and her annoying face. It's unfortunate that she'll be in everything he does.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's stunning you are a massive gay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by kino

    [...]

    The entire soundtrack is kino

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Political commentary aside, the show was dull, the dialogue was trite, the actors - aside from the guy who played the priest - couldn't act, and the setting, which was the only bright spot, was underutilized. Worse, the script was up its own ass, wrapping lengthy monologues with nothing to say around a bizarre anti-Eucharistic parable.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >original story
    >use different techniques like long monologues and somewhat of a theatre set pieces
    >gives us clear themes and builds on them showing different interpretations

    I can understand not agreeing with it, i can understand thinking it's all bullshit, but compared to all the goyslop coming out it's a good show.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Main guys ma randomly starts monologuing to her son

    >"You don’t know what it’s like these days. You can only fish certain spots, certain days, crab certain spots, since the spill. Three years since the spill, yeah, which was bad enough. God only knows. I mean, you couldn’t eat anything out of that water. Your father smelled like diesel every day he came home, even after they said it was all cleaned up. I mean, I thought the environmentalists were on our side. These limits, these retention limits, going on about population decline, and suddenly, there’s a limit. But not for the oil company, for us. For the boats. We can only catch as much as they say? But they’ve never been watermen. Never worked these waters. I mean, you want to talk population decline, let’s talk about the people. The people on this island, we used to be hundreds. Now we’re just dozens. This isn’t a community anymore, honey. It’s a ghost."

    That's when I knew.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The monologues were awful, everything else was kino. Love it when vampires have tapetum lucidum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the life and death monologue was good

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah it was great you got filtered hard kiddo

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked up until the final episode when the cartoonishly evil b***h suddenly became the main villain, while the priest guy just gave up and didn't do shit.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too much yapping

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How anti-Catholic is it on a scale of 1 to 10? I like gothic horror but I'm kind of tired with modern propaganda.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      7
      But why is being anti Catholic a bad thing? Catholics are heretics. Ofc all christcucks are heretics to a degree since it's too long ago, but catholicucks are one of the more egregious examples

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure friend, apparently it has some favorable reviews but I'm not convinced since a point of the show is the juxtaposition of the quiet and dignified faith of the Muslim Sheriff with the bigoted Catholic' folly, it's a bit too on the nose and modern for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      catholics in the show actually behave like protestants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2
      It's not propaganda and it shows lots of the good and beautiful sides of Christianity too. The psalms alone will stay in your head.

      The extremist b***h is a bit much at times, though.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it and that’s all that matters.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was so high when I watched this I was like
    >holy shit michael trucco got so old frick what is going on
    And then like 4 episodes later I realised they were all wearing old people makeup

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still laugh at the constant doble thinking if the muslim cop son, the show constantly tries to make you side with the father forcing his son to be muslim, when the son wanted to choose a different religion, when if It was christianism we should be supporting the son lmao

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It felt like a weirdly repressed arcade fire cuck music video from 2009. Very cringly millennial-coded

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How come same christcucks that seethe at this, also shill for fricking muslims?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When they talked about the scene between the guy from friday night lights and the showrunners wife I felt like I was in a parallel dimension. The scene (the one about death and the afterlife) was the most generic faux deep thing I'd seen in a while and these two lapped it up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All I remember is him and the girl have this really deep moment in the little boat and then the next second he’s screaming his breasts off and dissolving in the sun. It was the funniest shit ever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair they aren't philosophers, they're Star Wars movie reviewers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, i forgot a show is a philosophy book and not you know... a fricking show.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s quinoa and I say that as a Catholic. Protesturds got offended because they have zero media literacy and think all mention of Christianity in media is an assault

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s quinoa
      Pass, I don't like exotic fruits.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From the clips I've watched, the show looks really, really bad. Even by Shitflix standards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should try watching 1899.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this show despite being on Netflix and the aforementioned shoehorned in lesbian character. The pastor character was awesome. Bottom Text.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was bretty good, half of it being dull and the rest being very nice. The christian seethe in this thread makes it better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you think this was anti-Christian propaganda you might be too stupid to really appreciate this show.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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