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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you thing he's compensating for something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek is just a fricked up movie since the whole point of it is supposed to be about being comfortable with who you are even if people call you ugly, you are excluded etc. you will find someone who loves you eventually if you don't give up.
      However
      It basically implies that being short is irredeemable. You're gonna be a worthless piece of shit, possibly even evil, and no one will ever like you, you'll just be a source of mockery for other people. This is pretty fricked up message for a kids movie. Didn't the makers think that short kids might be watching it too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blaming Dreamworks for your short man syndrome

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          not an argument

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey homosexual, you stole my point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get a limb lengthening surgery

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >will never run again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was also a total prick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and that just feeds into the "short man syndrome" archetype.
          Anyway, it's not like kids watching it are gonna make the connection that it's only okay to mock this guy because he's an butthole.
          They're just gonna see everyone making fun of him for being short and think, haha yeah short people suck!
          It's lazy cowardly writing from shitty people who wanted to pick on an easy, acceptable target. These are the same types who would move to ruin someone's life over some perceived racism or sexism.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried not being such a pussy?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have the flu and can't sleep so I'm just raging at things that normally wouldn't bother me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't the makers think that short kids might be watching it too
        kids are supposed to grow up eventually if you didn't then blame your parents for poor diet and shitty genes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. manlet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking L M A O

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        listen manlet, in this same movie there are plenty of decent manlets. Farquad was a piece of shit and his height was a joke for about 2 minutes of the whole movie. have a nice day and take your resentment elsewhere.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >in this same movie there are plenty of decent manlets
          Name one, moron.
          >his height was a joke for about 2 minutes of the whole movie
          No it was sprinkled throughtout the entire movie, like his castle being frickhuge, his figurine on the wedding cake being taller than Fiona, etc

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If Farquad was tall the film would flop because people would hate the ending.

          kek be a good little b***h and hope some woman will give you sloppy seconds, tall chad gets pussy regardless of whether he's a piece of shit or not

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You’re probably black

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              This vexes me.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's because you're black.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This vexes me.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >his height was a joke
          Which obviously implies that being short is a negative trait, regardless of if the subject happens to be a good person. There are no tall jokes in the movie are there?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ODaJvwS.jpeg

        >short man bad

        >you deserve to be killed for your genetics
        >you deserve to succumb to inceldom for your genetics
        >you deserve to be treated like a subhuman in nazi germany for your genetics
        >you deserve to be treated like a subhuman animal by women for your genetics
        >you deserve to be locked out of sex for your genetics
        >you deserve to be locked out of any important job for your genetics
        >you literally deserve to be dismembered for fun for your genetics
        >you deserve to die, 24/7, 365 days a year, for your genetics

        >suggest that this might be a bit unfair

        >youre a crybaby
        >man the frick up
        >shut the frick up
        >kys
        >something something napoleon syndrome
        >u mad
        >kys kys die die die you desreve to be raped in hell and should be drawn and quartered for suggesting that we are evil t. literally all normalgays

        Well yes. We have it harder than others, just cope that you're up for additional challenge in almost everything.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Donkey is short AND has a gigantic wife.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If not bait, you're missing the message of the movie, and it's directed precisely to people like you who blame others for their discomfort. The movie has an existentialist tone, it's about what you make of the hand that life has dealt to you. Each character in the movie has a set virtues and defects: some look monstrous and others look beautiful, some are rich and some are poor, yet their actions during the story reveal their true monstrous/beautiful nature. Them and only them are responsible for their acts of kindness/selfishness. At the beginning, Shrek is selfish and self-centered, it's only through his friendship with Donkey that he can begin to feel compassion and kindness, which is what ultimately wins him Fiona's heart.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be a dick if you can't afford to be is the moral. Shrek is a big horrific monster, but even though he comes across as an butthole initially he is easily moved by the plight of others. Frickwad is an butthole to everyone even though he is in a position where he does not need to be. The entire point of the story is that your outward appearance doesn't matter as long as you can be a person. Also that being a manlet is the equivalent of being a monster LMAO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >going out of his way to write out a shitty normalgay meme made years ago
        Frick off homosexual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have never meet a manlet that was not a total butthole

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I have never met a manlet that wasn't a total joke

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          hey man i'm cool

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if people didn't treat manlets like complete subhumans throughout their lives, they wouldn't be so jaded.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >these people I can't hide my open contempt for aren't nice to me!
          wow whoda thunk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, Shrek was about bloatmaxxing and property rights.
        6'6 400lbs schizoid ugly small property owner >>> Vain israeli manlet

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          also his dick would be big. he's bloatmaxx. girls love bloat maxxed morons cause it makes them feel like the sexy princess getting rapped by the ogre,

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >grandma starts raping faster than Shrek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        short kids don't yet know they're going to be short men

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >CUT DOWN THE TALL TREES

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        holy kek the raw seething insecurity from this post

        imagine being this much of a fricking lookism narcissist

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Farquaad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As you say the message is characters who are literally monsters overcoming how they're perceived. Shrek & co. do it, Farquaad doesn't.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Short men are "literally monsters" now?
          The very idea that his height is something bad that he needs to overcome would be considered offensive if it were about anything other than height. That's the issue that's being raised.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, I was talking about the characters who are literally monsters. Ogres and so on.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry m8 can't hear you so well from up here

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        WATCH OUT, HE’S REACHING FOR HIS BOOK OF GRUDGES

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I had a drawing where a longbeard is trying to reach a top shelf to get the book lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Women on tiktok constantly point this out, and they think it's funny

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ODaJvwS.jpeg

        >short man bad

        He's bad because he's massively insecure about his height. It bothers him so much that he serves as catalyst for the main conflict of the plot simply to try and compensate for it. That's why he's a foil to Shrek, who is also unattractive, but grows as a person and learns to not let it bother him. Farquaad doesn't, which is why he is the bad guy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the first scene with him is him torturing someone smaller than he is, the gingerbread man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we're the bad guys. Always have been always will be so act accordingly. That should be the message of Shrek for you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly this unironically is the most positive thing you can take from it. Just use it as an excuse to break the social contract once in a while. If society isn't going to treat you with the same dignity it offers everyone else, then you have no stake in it.
          I'm not saying do anything heinous, but if you frick someone over, especially someone tall or a woman, use it as a crutch if you ever feel some guilt creeping in.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lot of w*men replying to this post yet a disturbing lack of breasts being posted.

      • 1 week ago
        Chudcel

        Why are people seething so much at your comment?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fo realsies tho, it is weird that a huuuuge part of the moral message of this film (actually, the entirety) is that you're beautiful no matter what, and beauty's only skin deep, and all that shit, and then it's just "this bro short lmao"

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. This board is for 6" and up, manlet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're 5'9"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'4 mutt. Kneel before me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Again, you are 5'9".

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          I'm 6'4 mutt. Kneel before me.

          oopsie doopsie

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Short men are unironically the last group in society which it's socially acceptable to dump on for something completely out of their control. This isn't news and isn't likely to change any time soon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't you got some dwarfs to get fired from the Snow White movie, Mr Dinklage?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now that you mention it, it is funny how it is less acceptable to mock literal midgets than it is to mock manlets.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Short men are unironically the last group in society which it's socially acceptable to dump on for something completely out of their control
      Indians, Asians, Virgins etc etc. There's lots anon. All men tho. Fat women maybe get a bit of hate but there's a loud group that defends them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No one is making fun of Indians or Asians in a real life social setting. On the internet perhaps it's mildly acceptable, but real life is a whole different animal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you can include bald men too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget penis size. Actually, it's basically okay to shit on men for whatever reason if they're white.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come John Lithgow hasn't been cancelled for voicing this role? It could have gone to Verne troyer, then maybe he wouldn't have offd himself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think verne killed himself because he was in constant pain as he got older. It happens to a lot of dwarfs, even something as simple as sleeping becomes a painful ordeal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Report says the star of Austin Powers told an emergency operator he wanted to die after a long battle with depression and alcohol.
        sad but being a midge must be rough

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total manlet death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't his character supposed to be a jab at a disney executive or something? Anyway it's funny that he's short because he has such a big ego

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick biggers

    [...]

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are manlets always filled with rage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      need to rewatch this kino now that i've fallen even deeper into drug addiction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same, need to give it a rewatch this year.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          need to get yourself an air rifle

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same, need to give it a rewatch this year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Begbie would have been a psycho even if tall. He just has bad wiring upstairs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's just nature

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >voiced by a 6'4 homie

    IT'S JUST NOT FAIR

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you deserve to be killed for your genetics
    >you deserve to succumb to inceldom for your genetics
    >you deserve to be treated like a subhuman in nazi germany for your genetics
    >you deserve to be treated like a subhuman animal by women for your genetics
    >you deserve to be locked out of sex for your genetics
    >you deserve to be locked out of any important job for your genetics
    >you literally deserve to be dismembered for fun for your genetics
    >you deserve to die, 24/7, 365 days a year, for your genetics

    >suggest that this might be a bit unfair

    >youre a crybaby
    >man the frick up
    >shut the frick up
    >kys
    >something something napoleon syndrome
    >u mad
    >kys kys die die die you desreve to be raped in hell and should be drawn and quartered for suggesting that we are evil t. literally all normalgays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>you deserve to be killed for your genetics
      >>you deserve to succumb to inceldom for your genetics
      >>you deserve to be treated like a subhuman in nazi germany for your genetics
      >>you deserve to be treated like a subhuman animal by women for your genetics
      >>you deserve to be locked out of sex for your genetics
      >>you deserve to be locked out of any important job for your genetics
      >>you literally deserve to be dismembered for fun for your genetics
      >>you deserve to die, 24/7, 365 days a year, for your genetics

      Are they finally starting to learn, bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You should be taxed an additional 10% of your income for every inch of height above the average and this tax money should be redistributed among shorter guys to even the playing field.

      Jokes aside it's kind of insane just how socially acceptable it is to make fun of short guys. And if you speak up, they will call you insecure and they'll make fun of you too. After some point when you refuse to put up with it anymore, they label your justified anger as Napoleon syndrome. Being a short guy is a constant uphill battle in life. One of the largest disadvantages you could ever have, right next to being straight up disabled.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >One of the largest disadvantages you could ever have, right next to being straight up disabled.
        you guys are like trannies. this is why no one likes manlets.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          exhibit A

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      who are you quoting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        society

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wisdom

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick you midgets are pathetic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let me tell you something from one short man to another. It's not worth it, my dude. Don't even bother saying shit like this. The human scum who are willing to put you down for your height already know it is a ridiculous double standard and absolutely do not care. You're not going to win any hearts and minds by saying shit like this, you're only feeding into their bullying.

      I'll never tell you to not worry about your height or that it doesn't matter. That is obviously bullshit. It's something every short guy has to live with every day. All you can do is not let it control you. Everyone has some aspect of them that they're deeply insecure about. Some people's problems are pettier than others. At the end of the day, you gotta play with the hand you're dealt and roll with the punches. Being tall will get you noticed faster and your foot in the door easier, but if there's even 6"+ perma virgins out there, then there's clearly more to living a successful life than one number.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >6"+ perma virgins

        Meant 6'+ lmfao

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I was at least taller than my dad....I'm 5'7" and he's 5'8".

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Being a manlet isn't even the worst part, being constantly gaslit about it is.

    >Just be confident bro
    >Just go to the gym bro
    >Just shower everyday bro
    >Just focus on yourself bro

    People don't even accept that this is a genuine issue many guys face, they think something else must be wrong when every statistic and anecdotal evidence proves otherwise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sneed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Good for him but it's only been 5 months, you hear so many stories about women "giving" short men chances and deliberately pointing out their height whilst doing so, as if it had any bearing on why their relationship failed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        I'm still a 5'8" 29 year old touchless khv, cherrypicking random garbage doesn't change that.

        I'll never forget the day back in High School when the girls brought their BFs to school, and literally every single one of them was 6'5"+, I think that was my first blackpill.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >brought their BFs to school
          they boyfriends had finished school?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes, it was the last year of my country's equivalent of HS and most of them had BFs that finished HS 1 - 2 years ago, and they were all towering 6'5"+ Ubermensch, and the rest of my male class mates were subhuman sub 6'5" subhumans

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Game was rigged from the start

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the day back in High School when the girls brought their BFs to school, and literally every single one of them was 6'5"+
          the frick are you talking about? incels are fricking weirdos lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she have to put others down? Streams insecurities.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >getting ghosted by 6'2 alcoholics
        oddly specific. sounds like she's just using him to get over a fling that she wanted a relationship with, but he only used her for a quick pump & dump. she's literally settling for this guy and her signalling all of that just screams "the lady doth protest too much"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >can see the non-actors ignoring or flipping off the camera
          kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Medellin
          100% you'll get scoped (drugged and robbed) on a long enough timeframe if you're there as a non-Spanish speaking European-looking dude. I know a guy who dated a girl for 3 months before she finally robbed him blind after drugging him. Got away with over 10K in cash & crypto so a good payday even for 3 months of time investment.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        White women love beaners

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no they don't

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this not fair. I have an Amazon fetish

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        whats not fair is being 6'2" AND having an amazon fetish

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          go away spaghetti legs

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          one day you're gonna make it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why would you be friends with this lady? that was nasty.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How many rails a day?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            snu snu

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >6"2
      >able to find heels
      she's lying about her height

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My ex was 5'11 (I'm 6'1) and even though she's technically smaller than me, it still felt weird. Even if I was much shorter I'd still rather not date a taller girl. It just doesn't feel natural. The corollary is that I really do feel for these tall women whose dating pool is extremely small. Some tall women get really angry when 5'6 girls "steal" all the 6'2+ guys from them

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    dude that's exactly what women want. they want guys who spend their weekends calling other men chads on Cinemaphile. you must be swimming in pussy on account of that.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's outside doesn't matter, Farquaad is just short on the inside

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What's outside doesn't matter
      Then why did they make multiple short jokes?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they're insulting his inner shortness

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is being short on the inside bad? That's like saying that being black on the inside is bad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        being black on the inside is good, being a Black person on the inside is bad

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nothing inside of you should be black, that's not good

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Farquad was tall the film would flop because people would hate the ending.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Women will unironically choose a literal ogre over a manlet

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The moral of the movie is women can be fat and ugly but men shouldn’t be short.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As a 6ft guy, frick all you midgets and stop complaining.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If 6ft tall, why all the manlet rage?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was a mistake to cum here

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than being bald.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest privilege in life is to be tall and attractive but this never seems to feature on the power hierarchy of social justice types, even though there's substantial statistical evidence that it leads to better life outcomes. Perhaps it's partly due to the academic minefield of trying to classify what is and isn't attractive, since fat disabled trans people are supposedly just as beautiful as everyone else. I'm white, but if I had the option of being a black me who was 6'4 and had chiselled good looks then yeah, I'd take it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The irony is that the current victim groups, whether they be poc or gays or women or whatever, are happy with the benefits (the privilege, if you will) that they receive from being a victim group. Accepting that there are other people who are disadvantaged and screwed over by society aswell, will dilute their own victimhood, and that won't be a good thing for them. Humans are naturally self serving and will take advantages when they can, and deny others those same advantages if it means having to share the spoils.

      That's not to mention the cases of a victim group being so heavily indoctrinated that they will refuse to even consider the possibility that others might have things as bad as them.
      Try convincing a black woman that a short white bald man might have problems in society which are comparable to her own, for example.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate manlets so much. Whenever I see a small guy at the gym, I just smirk at him, laughing at the idea of his delusion. Knowing no matter how hard he trains, women will never recognize his progress. He'll always be looked down upon, disrespected, and not taken seriously by the opposite sex. Most women I've met on Tinder have stated they set height filters and immediately get the ick for short guys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the manlet range?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    manlet uprising when

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women love Jeremy Allen White, that guy is like 5'6.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >American and European militaries start drafting people
    >Suddenly everyone ITT who flaunts their genetics will try to find excuses to not go
    my face when

    In the end, having good genes is just an easy way to become canon fodder for political interests. That is the fate that awaits me and I've accepted it for the most part. I don't see why I should have any right to talk down to those who will be more fortunate than me in times of war.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol keep coping

      height increased during both world wars, subhuman manlet trash will always be used as cannon fodder, tall chads stay at home breeding all the (soon-to-be) widows

      below 6'5" -> SUBHUMAN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        When the world revolved around right-wing ideology, The modern governments that will be sending men off to war are left-wing now; they do not care about preserving good white genes; in fact, they are fully prepared to eradicate them. This is a government that loves ugliness and hates beauty. It will protect the ugly and moronic with it's dying breath. With white men serving as cannon fodder.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what is the height limit cut off for drafting military service. Also how do they know your height before they draft you?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is less "he's short lol" and more that he's deeply insecure about being short. If he'd just shown up without the fake arms/legs there would be no comedy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Again if he'd just asked for an accurately sized model there would be no joke

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's moronic and you're moronic. It's just a short joke in a kids movie. Stop overthinking shit.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It is a short joke but it's not in the sense that being short = funny and worthy of ridicule. Farquad is worthy of ridicule because he's arrogant and insecure, and he's those things because he's short. It's his own fault the characters and movie dunks on him so hard. If he'd just learn to take his height in stride he'd be much better off as a person.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine if someone made a movie with a black character that was insecure about his race and he overcompensated because of it, and all the good guys just laughed at him and called him a stinky black ape with poopskin.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >imagine this exaggerated version of a scenario i just made up
                No, I don't think I will.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What part of what he said was exaggerated? Height and race are both immutable characteristics of a person, why is it acceptable to make fun of one but not the other? You're just unwilling to admit that the challenges short guys face in life are real and not everything needs to be brushed off as a joke.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because black people possess the capacity for violence while midgets do not.
                If a midge is ever respected, it is out of sympathy and not fear.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >If he'd just learn to take his height in stride he'd be much better off as a person.
                >Just bend over and take it without making too much noise.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just thought about it, but if Fiona had married him, would she have become a midget? The curse was something about taking on the form of their lover.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have you accepted yet that this is one of the best movies ever made?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Shrek 2 was better in every aspect

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not even the best dreamworks movie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What are the best Dreamworks movies?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sinbad

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Farley and Janeane Garofalo played Shrek and Fiona at first. That said, Eddie Murphy was always Donkey.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im just back from a week at the Mediterranean, and the short height thing there doesnt matter at all compared to northern europe , im from the UK where the average height for whites is 178cm and theres a fair amount of nordic/germanic admixture height.
    im below average at 175cm up north

    down along the coast of spain, lots of good looking tanned guys of all ages facemogged me but lots of them around 5'7 with sexy groups of girls at the bars and beach, meanwhile the pasty chubby english at 175cm all looked horrible in comparison but atleast they physically fit in with the locals heightwise
    then you had the 6foot danes/swedes etc who stuck out and looked really weird with their blonde hair, square heads and faces that made them look like aliens, their height did absolutely nothing for them as their scrawny frames (even if they had a bit of muscle) and elongated necks/arms just looked strange

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek: May 2001
    >Shrek 2: May 2004
    >Shrek the Third: May 2007
    >Shrek Forever After: May 2010
    Only the first movie was made in the 90s and before 9/11. Here's an article from August 1998.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Farquaad was an butthole

    ?feature=shared

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >grew up in eastern europe early 2000s
    >elementary school - highschool - university
    >we had short guys around
    >their height genuanly never came up
    >not even when we made fun of each other or beefed
    >it was like never on anyones mind
    >in college, girl ran to our dorm room looking for a handsome tall guy other girls were talking about
    >wrong floor unfortunately, we knew exactly which boy the girls talked about
    >girls talk about height more in a week than I my entire life before that
    >but its the same with breasts and men
    >grey mouse bartender girl no one paid attention existed
    >spring comes and she is wearing a tight shirt revealing her massive hidden assets
    >tips get better and everyone tries to talk her up
    >anyway back to height
    >started to go online like Cinemaphile
    >see also people fixated on height a lot
    >manlet jokes and what not posts like these

    I find it interesting how the irl experience in mostly boys classes had genuanly zero consideration for height. Its even strange to me now, we made fun of glasses, freckles, cities one comes from, being poor, really anything that came up... but it was like we were height blind, or maybe just missed on some one good funny remark throw to one of the shorter boys that would stick.. dunno just feels real. Sorry for life story.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What you're noticing is that incels are mostly raised by single mothers and had few if any male friends. They're under-socialized and have feminized sensibilities. They are obsessed with physical outward appearance in a way that older male generations would find repulsively narcissistic, but which is fairly standard for women.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Single mothers and feminine men has nothing to do with anything. All men are now obsessed with height because all women became obsessed with it first thus installing those insecurities in men

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Checked but you're wrong, being raised by a single mother is statistically one of the worst things that can happen to you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's not women that come on Cinemaphile and tell men they'll never have sex if they aren't 6'0+

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Crabs in a frickin bucket

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eastern Euros can be cruel and violent as shit but still have human empathy in them that americans lack. That's probably why.
      Americans are all about tugging at the soul until you break, then also make fun of you for breaking

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >slavs
        >empathy
        beyond delusional

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It depends on who you speak with, but I've seen plenty of genuinely kind slavs. Serbs especially are bros in my expierence. Poles can be massive Black folk though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am short. It never bothered me prior to college. Occasionally got a couple comments but I shrugged them off. No one really cared that much. At some point it became a huge deal and now everyone is obsessed about height, mainly due to social media and dating apps. Even if someone "doesn't care", it's still something they are conscious of about themselves and others whereas before they wouldn't have thought much of it.

      It's mainly women's fault for all of this though. A group of women expressed their attraction to and desire of tall men on social media which led to most women desiring tall men to either get the approval of or jealousy from other women.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It just seems cruel to pick on the little guy so men probably don't do it.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My sister is married to a successful, rich, facially above average doctor.... who is 5'9. She's 5'10. The guy is fun, charismatic, confident, but no matter what he does, no matter how much status his job gives him, no matter how much money he makes... When they walk into a venue together, that's the first thing they notice. When she introduced him to our family my father's first reaction was a whispered "he's so short" to me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad's a piece of shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes he is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever, he just said what everyone was thinking. No one heard it except me. The guy has a great life and has it all together but my point is, the height is simply an undeniable factor

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        when a girl talks about her successful doctor boyfriend you don't envision someone who's 5'9. It's the halo effect.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The last chick I fooled around with was decently taller than me. Didn't mind it at all. I miss her 🙁

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know lanklets are more likely to troon out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They also have lower life expectancy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Huh well that sucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a man but I guess I think like a woman. I just hate short guys, dunno why, just hate them. I think lanklets look disgusting with their toothpick arms and their hairy sticks they have for legs, but at least I don't hate them. Short men are revolting, and they make it even worse and prove themselves to be as ugly on the inside as they are short when they cope with "hurr tall guys are worse by certain measures" like these despicable midgets did

      Huh well that sucks

      . On one hand it sucks that Shrek 1 was so manletophobic, but on the other hand I hate them too, it's like looking at a cave man, they shouldn't exist anymore, they shouldn't walk among us objectively superior beings.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean to quote

        They also have lower life expectancy.

        as a despicable midget not

        Huh well that sucks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's time to stop posting.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >t. 5'8" midget

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I guess I think like a woman

        I could tell by your sassy, histrionic manner of writing. Child of a single mother perhaps?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What's your thoughts on fat women?

        If you think they're strong and brave queens, then yes, you are a woman.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          not that anon but I would like to express my hatred for fat people of all genders. I hate fat people and I hope they all get ran over by a truck. but that will never happen because there aren't any trucks big enough to squash the fat c**ts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        certified woman moment
        >they shouldn't exist anymore
        They will literally always exist. Shortness is a relative trait, not an absolute one. Many of the people who are short now wouldn't have been short 200 years ago.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    True.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you there was some kids who got called lord farquad in school and it started their villain arc

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just an offshoot of white male authority figure bad, they just made him short to add ridicule to his character.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Being a manlet was never a big thing until the social media age took off. I went to highschool in 2010 and being 5’4” wasn’t even a point of interest or had any effect on how my peers treated me. And I live in one of the tallest average states in the US too. Shit is so weird how quickly it became this evo-psyche cultural niche. Like there was always Napoleon but it was never
    >ha ha short
    it was more
    >ha ha insecure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i went to high school in the 90s and the short dudes had it bad back then too. there was a guy who was 5'3 and he was a proto-incel, literally never had a girlfriend, was mocked behind his back. he wasn't even a bad kid, he was just unfortunate enough to be the size of a 14 year old girl.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you incels grow up instead of acting like black, obese trannies having struggle sessions for "implicit bias" and heckin' microaggressions?
    >Waaaah women are attracted to good looking men...THIS MUST BE STOPPED!
    >DID YOU KNOW PEOPLE JUDGE BASED ON APPEARANCE. AAAAAAH MOM'S GONNA FREAK!
    >Funny looking people are treated as
    funny! This is worse than slavery!
    Uh yes? And?
    Get a grip. Grow up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing gayer than squeeling about being a manlet is being a squeeling manlet complaining

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who would Fionna have chosen if Shrek and Farquad looked like this intsead?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Frickwad could've brutally tortured and killed Shrek in front of her, and then forced donkey to eat his remains. And fiona would've been soaking wet and throwing herself at frickwad, desperately clawing at his pants trying to get to his wiener. And the audience would respond with thunderous applause.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he could now literally rape and kill donkey like a israelite and nobody would care

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls actually care that much about height?
    I'm 6'3 but I'm a friendless schizo who basically never goes outside. I'm wondering if i'd be worth it to make a tinder account and see if I get any matches

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am short, balding, I have a small penis and phimosis.

    I'm neurotic and a control freak to the point of autism. In another news, water is wet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you get government money for all that at once?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've channelled it into petty bureaucracy.
        >Under section 27, you cannot make that decision without my consent. And I am currently recording this whole conversation. Of course I can record a call in my own home. What was your name again?
        Coasting through life. But I'll always be lonely.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Males under 6'3 should be executed

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=158

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    short men should be killed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      come do it then pussy

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nah he's not bad because he's short. he's a corrupt monarch who abuses his power, who also happens to be short

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    E

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that telling people on Cinemaphile that you're insecure about something will not in fact make them stop talking about it, but actually encourage them to attack your point of insecurity even harder?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't always do that, only when I'm bored or if it's something exceptionally gay

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be 5'10 in the tallest country on earth
    >never feel short

    Somehow I've got the feeling that the average height is inflated.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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