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wow, she's so profound, bet she thought about this a lot.
>audiences are extremely smart
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Shlock makes billions.
Proof is a gem. A mix of lightness + darkness that can't be easily found in any other film, until maybe Thai Joe.
>You've always been blind.
>I forgot.
the fact this guy calls any movie director a 'genius' speaks for his moronation.
ignore actors opinions, movies are barely art
Actors are prostitutes with better pr
>movies are barely art
then why are you here?
>trips
>on a banepost
>no replies
This board is fricking dead.
WITNESSED
To shitpost
nice gets, you homosexual
>movies are barely art
Hi anon, part of the job description of being a paid disney shill is you DON'T expose yourself by spouting disney production philosophies
"Not quite sure how I can make this better for you" = classic big man to whiny lady
yikes! toxic mansplaining much?
Explaining the truth to a woman = mansplaining
>If you're expecting this to be some kind of life-changing event, I just think you're here for the
wrong reasons.
He is right. Going into capeshit expecting to be the next RDJ is an awful mindset.
Maybe true for an old A-lister like himself but Dakota Johnson was far from a big name so getting a lead role in a Marvel/Disney film is kind of a huge deal for a more obscure actor.
Getting a role back in the day would have been a bid deal, the days of Marvel or even Hollywood in general blockbusters that make stars are over because they are not catering to what the audience wants and instead are pushing shitty social political propaganda (AKA The Message) that people have tuned out of.
Between this and the Pope's Exorcist memes I'm really starting to warm up to this bloke.
Was the Pope's Exorcist part of the marvel or the DC universe?
Yes
basically
>you were there to make slop
and that's why talent doesn't go into movies anymore, people who could have been great actors don't want to make slop like Crowe is telling Johnson she should just accept.
They're both in the right, him for pointing out that she signed up for slop, her for hating being in slop.
He sounds like a really cool guy to me
Uh why did he randomly attack dakota
This is completely reasonable. Theres no way the original script had them never suit up and it just be a moronic mishmash of scenes where no one has any proper motivation.
Crow worked on a watiti and snyder movie, both directors that have an actual vision for what they want. Madame web got who? It was a movie made by out of touch sony producers.
>you're like
People who can't articulate their thoughts without resorting to vocalisation of their brain farts should be slowly and painfully garroted.
because she was trashing her job that literally anyone could do while making M's
she's a talentless 6 at best
there's waitresses prettier and more talented that would die to have 1/100 of her opportunites seh badmouths
Because she shit on Madame Web after starring in it and he's done multiple capeshit movies with no pretenses about what they are
But to be fair their career situations are very different
Russel was a star when Hollywood and movies still had a future
She knew it was going to be shit so she primitively blew it out
It was probably the best thing to do in that situation
Also after all the shit actors and studio gimps pull on social media I’m not sure why that’s so controversial
Dakota Johnson came from a family with money and is only famous because of her parents. She’s made a ton of money for herself already, so this theory doesn’t hold water.
I think it's a mentorship tough love kinda deal from an experienced actor to a frankly inexperienced actress, but then I'm not a special snowflake homosexual who thinks valid criticism is an "attack".
Because you deserve it you stupid prostitute
>New Zealander
>Full of shit
OP's and Aussie.
Crowe spent too long over the ditch and turned into a real c**t
He got Aussiefied which is like Pussified but worse
I think it's weird that Dakota was so humiliated by Madame Web after she did a literal BDSM porno trilogy
It's like hearing Sasha Grey's biggest regret was doing that movie with Elijah Wood
>Sasha Grey's biggest regret was doing that movie with Elijah Wood
Kek!
this is now headcanon
This b***h cannot act
She cannot be sexy
She cannot be funny or clever or do a rip.
She fricked the right producers and I assume the sex was awful and landed roles
That’s how she is here, and she won’t get anything else ever because you can’t frick Hollywood execs now without being a bad person apparently
>She cannot be sexy
Are you a wiener smuggler by chance?
>She cannot be sexy
lets be real here, she IS damn nice to look at but i have to agree with your other points
what's the point of even being alive when this will never happen to me
You can just pay 2 escorts to do that for you anon
I have plans to do so tbh, but it's very expensive
>This b***h cannot act
>She cannot be sexy
>She cannot be funny or clever or do a rip.
>She fricked the right producers and I assume the sex was awful and landed roles
>That’s how she is here, and she won’t get anything else ever because you can’t frick Hollywood execs now without being a bad person apparently
Daughter of Don Johnson, an actor with multiple decades as a lead on popular TV shows on broadcast TV in the USA.
Daughter of Melanie Griffith, an actress with at least two past decades as a major movie actress in the USA.
Stepdaughter of Steven Bauer, a decently known character actor, and major B-Movie actor.
Stepdaughter of Antonio Banderas, a major international movie Star, and star of a number of major Hollywood motion pictures.
Granddaughter of Tippi Hedren, a movie star who appeared in one a couple of Hitchwiener’s film classics, and a number of other classic Hollywood films.
The distinction here is that those movies were succesful and the kind of stuff she'd watch, anyway..
She's Don Johnson's daughter. That's all there is to it.
>She's Don Johnson's daughter.
Who? I say this as someone who watched reruns of Nash Bridges and Miami Vice and have physical copies of some of his movies. Does he really still command respect in hollywood?
She's one of the biggest nepo babies because her mother is also Melanie Griffith
and her Grandmother is Tippi Hedren
And her Stepfather was Antonio Banderas
She's a nepo c**t.
Read what she actually said. Shes said it feels bad to be a part of a movie people are tearing apart. No one is making cinemasins style shit on 50 shades of grey
Yes they fricking were.
Everyone was shitting on it, but more from the perspective of
>Ew! BDSM and sex!
Rather than there being any malice behind it.
Those movies were so vanilla.
Kwab
One time I was sick in bed streaming hbo to my tv, and I saw fifty shades darker as I was browsing. So I streamed it to my sisters tv and suddenly started hearing her scream in the next room.
What the frick did he mean by this?
JAVEEEEEERT
He knows he's a shit musician and he would have felt like a frickwit playing a decent one.
I can honestly respect that. Like, Joaquin Phoenix really did sing all those songs in Walk the Line, I doubt he would have taken the role if he couldn't.
You're both wrong. He's talking about the impact it would have on his music career. He wants his music to stand on its own. He wants to grow a fan base who search for and discover his music because they are fans of the genre. He seems to think that if he did the film then it would reveal his musical talent to the world and earn him a lot of fans. But he feels it would be cheating to use his acting career to propel his music career in such a drastic way.
You guys need to learn to read.
Are you really that dense you can't understand what he meant by that? He would have felt like a fraud playing a brilliant musician because he isn't one himself. Jesus Christ anon
The Jeff bridges one?
Crazy Heart wasn't based on anyone. The character was fictional.
Russell Crowe would have been great as Freddy Mercury
"Fat Bottomed Girls" just took on a whole different meaning
maybe the johnny cash one? Walk The Line
Dakota is like that and I liked reading her with ESP and seeing her jerk off to herself in the car. It was erotic.
Aussies hate the White men in New Zealand. It's as simple as that. Their men love Abo wiener and hate delicious Europeans' anus.
>that one seething chink trying to tear up ANZAC over nothing
Not sending their best
>White men in New Zealand
do those still exist?
>delicious Europeans' anus.
Why...........
Ironically I believe the Boy Erased movie is about him. A penitenance from his colleagues.
Aussies aren't the same as Kiwis mate
i read it in his voice
This is now an /Aus/ thread. Where inane shit can get posted because everyone is high and love being flooded with the third world.
go frick an emu
reminds me of that webm
>a focking emu
if you know what i'm talking about
some dude walking an emu
times you acted like russel crowe
For a while there I was a fat drunk and I one-up'd him because instead of saying "cuckoo" I called everybody (and myself) a "cumbummer".
I didn't have a any money, otherwise I was Russell Crowe.
russell has become a fat slob. he is the ultimate disappointment.
>disappointment
To whom?
WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE THE MODS
I watched A Beautiful Mind the other day.
It sucked.
He played Joel in Man Of Steel.
FOIGHTAN AROUND THE WORLD
Yeah I bet he regrets raiding his fridge every night, every time
>Crowe apparently hated Gladiator's climactic line – "And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next" – so he improvised an alternative. After multiple unsuccessful takes, however, he was persuaded to go back to the scripted version, which, everyone agreed, worked magnificently. Everyone except Crowe, who told Ridley Scott: "It was shit. But I'm the greatest actor in the world and I can make even shit sound good."
Now I want to know what he ad-libbed.
"I'LL GET YA c**t!"
>Parker and Stone became acquainted with Crowe at an award show around the time that the duo got awards for Bigger, Longer & Uncut. They described Crowe as "a really cool guy" accompanied by easy-going "Aussie" friends. One day, the two were invited to a studio by Crowe, who was finishing his album and asked the duo to listen to it and provide feedback. Flattered, they accepted the invitation. However, when they arrived, about eight of Crowe's acquaintances were also there. Crowe then proceeded to play a CD of the album, which seemed completely mixed and finished already. No one in the room seemed willing to comment on the songs, and it soon became apparent to Parker and Stone that Crowe simply wanted everyone to sit there and listen to the album. Parker said that while Crowe was "a very talented actor," he was a poor musician, describing his record as "Bon Jovi meets Hepatitis B." At one point, a song came along which featured handclapping. Parker, trying to think of something constructive to say, suggested that Crowe mix out the handclaps. "And literally, the place just got quiet," Parker said, with all attendees supposedly in shock that Parker would dare to critique Crowe. According to Parker, Crowe then nonchalantly took a drag of his cigarette and said, "Well, maybe I'll mix them off the version I give to you.
Russell Crowe is only 60? Dude looks 75, whoof.
I like how stating obvious truths is some kind of daring revolutionary act.