Didn't these two get half cancelled when their kid came out claiming that they abused the frick out of her and forced her to do weird artsy devil worship shit (before they became the roles they adopted for Die Antwoord, back when they were an intellectual weirdo art group).
>Everything about her looks weird.
That's kind of her appeal. She plays the role of methed out white trash Boer gremlin better than anyone. Very much a girl you wouldn't feel proud of fricking, but would want to just once for the experience.
What a weird looking ass. Everything about her looks weird.
Didn't these two get half cancelled when their kid came out claiming that they abused the frick out of her and forced her to do weird artsy devil worship shit (before they became the roles they adopted for Die Antwoord, back when they were an intellectual weirdo art group).
They didn't adopt roles for Die homosexuals. These people are just moronic wiggers.
There wasn't really anything to cancel in the first place, either.
Before that shitty robot flick, I doubt anyone outside South Black personland even knew they existed..
>They didn't adopt roles for Die homosexuals. These people are just moronic wiggers.
Ninja and yolandi (aka Watkin Tudor Jones and Anri Du Toit) were middle class hipsters who went to art school, practiced cheesy new age religion and rapped about rejecting corporate culture prior to adopting their "Zef" personas. Nothing about them is authentic, other than that they both played the fool so long that it became their real identity.
I am ashamed to admit this but my probably 4 year old at the time niece knew the lyrics to Butterfly before Chappie was a thing. I was pretty surprised when my sister played it outta nowhere in the car but my brother-in-law listens to a bunch of barely known artists.
yeah in general they are both sex pests it seems. They tried to trick some, underage, up and coming female rapper into being their sex slave because she reminded them of their daughter, and other (male) rappers have said that they pestered them for sex as well.
I mean if it's just some moronic gay making bullshit addict claims that's cool. I don't really care much for Die Antwoord, Ninja is kind of amusing and I liked Ugly Boy a little but I really liked Maxnormal and Constructus.
>she is white unlike...
Yeah but her and Ninja wrote songs trashing the white nationalist movements and Terre'blanche, making ridiculous songs about him being a devil worshiper eating children or whatever long before it was cool, even as South Africa becomes a horrible shit hole through integration.
Alright, get in.
Black person stole my credit cards on Safari, so this is the best thing I could afford. We can make it to the cape by 8, which is when Ninja will go home after assraping Danny Brown.
For me it’s the classy educated South Africans who were smart enough to leave like Serpentza. I like his accent, it’s like British but way less gay and not insufferable
I'm under the assumption Ninja fisted him routinely while he had Family Guy and Saw on in the background playing on the South African version of FX, which explains his obsession with the two.
>Tattoos >Our girl
Don’t think spud
non of these degenerate media prostitutes are “our girl” because they hold no convictions
Whatever they have to do to get the most attention
Simp somewhere else
Didn't these two get half cancelled when their kid came out claiming that they abused the frick out of her and forced her to do weird artsy devil worship shit (before they became the roles they adopted for Die Antwoord, back when they were an intellectual weirdo art group).
See how her ass looks like two anorexic people kissing?
That’s how you know
Bony ass
Here she is looking semi- normal all be it with a stupid hair cut
They both look drug addled
I link I get it now why she gets memes so hard here
she looks like a prepubescent boy which drives Cinemaphileers crazy with excitement
a moron who thinks its worth the time.
hes the kind of kid that would stick a finger up his bum and then shove it under your nose, over and over, laughing every time and never move on from that
How do Ninja and Yolandi live in Cape Town with their level of fame?
They are easily two of South Africa's most known celebrities and they both have very distinct fashion styles, not only with their loud clothing but also their haircuts, Ninja's tattoos, etc. and even possibly their car/s if they actually do drive the zef'd up Subaru's in their music videos.
I understand my question might seem a bit weird, but Cape Town is by most people's accounts a relatively dangerous city. Ordinary people face crime and most have horror stories. Given their fame, how do you think Die Antwoord manage to live in Cape Town? I can't imagine being a seemingly wealthy high profile celebrity living in a city without many other celebrities, dressing eccentrically and having gang tattoos all over your body and where violent crime is rampant and the townships are only a short drive to the wealthiest suburbs. Redditors on this sub have mentioned meeting them out and about at restaurants in Cape Town, so it could be assumed that they do venture into public and don't just have staff get their shopping, etc.
I have been very curious about this for a long time. What do you think? Also, if you haven't watched the Zef documentary, stream it now. It was fantastic.
>How do Ninja and Yolandi live in Cape Town with their level of fame?
They're not famous in South Africa and nobody would recognise them or care if they walk down the streets of Cape Town. They're considered white trash who were in the news a few years ago on child abuse allegations.
>I understand my question might seem a bit weird, but Cape Town is by most people's accounts a relatively dangerous city
Cape Town is similar to Rio de Janeiro in Brazil where the wealthy live in relative safety far away from the crime ridden favelas.
Can you please elaborate what are you actually talking about so that people may have a little bit of sympathy for you? A qrd? A tldr maybe? Like what the frick is baskin roberts?
Again. Nobody not even gang members cares about Die Antwoord. They're a non-entity in South African celebrity circles.
Camps Bay and other tourists areas around Cape Town are fairly well policed to keep 'undesirables' away from foreign tourists.
See OP? When you’re not sperging about B4sk1n R0b3rts, the Die Antwoord doco and the Mandela effect, you can actually have a successful thread instead of being hated and banned.
Ninja and Yolandi replacing the two clowns in that movie would have been fricking badass. Oh and that kid admitted he made shit up. That's what happens when you take on the US record industry. They WILL destroy you.
I fink she freeky and I like her a lot
she's so fricking cute when she de-uglies herself
there is a webm on gif of a person that looks exactly like her doing the miley cyrus tongue thing. anyone know who it is?
I need a link to that post, stat!
What a dumb bawd
I need a big shoe
didnt they abuse some moronic kid?
not very nice
I am moronic and I wish I was abused by Yolandi
Is he still with that jerk ninja or something?
ESL
Didn't these two get half cancelled when their kid came out claiming that they abused the frick out of her and forced her to do weird artsy devil worship shit (before they became the roles they adopted for Die Antwoord, back when they were an intellectual weirdo art group).
imagine her spraying acidic, sizzling diarrhea all over
I think they're still really popular in eastern europe, so probably not completely
Makes sense, they reek of something Russia would like frankly
What a weird looking ass. Everything about her looks weird.
>Everything about her looks weird.
That's kind of her appeal. She plays the role of methed out white trash Boer gremlin better than anyone. Very much a girl you wouldn't feel proud of fricking, but would want to just once for the experience.
ass looks normal to me. Not fat, not skinny, not misshapen.
Anal with Yolandi?
Anal is disgusting
Yeah and so is Yolandi, what’s your point? If you’re gonna do something ballsy, you do it right.
They didn't adopt roles for Die homosexuals. These people are just moronic wiggers.
There wasn't really anything to cancel in the first place, either.
Before that shitty robot flick, I doubt anyone outside South Black personland even knew they existed..
>They didn't adopt roles for Die homosexuals. These people are just moronic wiggers.
Ninja and yolandi (aka Watkin Tudor Jones and Anri Du Toit) were middle class hipsters who went to art school, practiced cheesy new age religion and rapped about rejecting corporate culture prior to adopting their "Zef" personas. Nothing about them is authentic, other than that they both played the fool so long that it became their real identity.
I am ashamed to admit this but my probably 4 year old at the time niece knew the lyrics to Butterfly before Chappie was a thing. I was pretty surprised when my sister played it outta nowhere in the car but my brother-in-law listens to a bunch of barely known artists.
Sad ass. Has that flat ass bone shape. Pounding that would be like banging a brick wall
This anon knows
No he doesn't. Even the boniest of asses has some cushion to it.
Lmao
You never hit that bump? She got the egg butt
He’s ass looks like to anorexic people kissing
2*
What kind of ESL gobbledeasiatic are you speaking?
yeah in general they are both sex pests it seems. They tried to trick some, underage, up and coming female rapper into being their sex slave because she reminded them of their daughter, and other (male) rappers have said that they pestered them for sex as well.
It's like if Hank Hill inflated his ass but not enough.
Sad ass and looks like it smells bad.
Dropped.
>intellectual
>weird artsy devil worship shit
seems both yolandi and her jackass are into satanistic rituals systematically and are both possessed by entities.
Ugly slag.
Frick the shit off you bloody autistic foreigner
I mean if it's just some moronic gay making bullshit addict claims that's cool. I don't really care much for Die Antwoord, Ninja is kind of amusing and I liked Ugly Boy a little but I really liked Maxnormal and Constructus.
she is white unlike that Hispanic Ayy LMAO who dyes her hair.
>she is white unlike...
Yeah but her and Ninja wrote songs trashing the white nationalist movements and Terre'blanche, making ridiculous songs about him being a devil worshiper eating children or whatever long before it was cool, even as South Africa becomes a horrible shit hole through integration.
>the ESL poster is also the fundie schizo poster
kek it keeps getting better.
My ex-boss looks like her and i can't take her seriously at all. It was like being told what to do by a tweaker goblin.
Give me number please
Same here
>this is a 10 in South Africa
She ruined Chappie and is a sex trafficker, frick her
>frick her
Yes!
I would hate-frick as long as I could frick her up the ass. You can take up front.
Deal.
Alright, get in.
Black person stole my credit cards on Safari, so this is the best thing I could afford. We can make it to the cape by 8, which is when Ninja will go home after assraping Danny Brown.
i like her south african accent
SA has cool accents.
White trash Dutch is something else though as a vibe. They're like Australians if they kept it real.
For me it’s the classy educated South Africans who were smart enough to leave like Serpentza. I like his accent, it’s like British but way less gay and not insufferable
British South African is a really cool accent, it's like AUS/NZ but with more class.
Zulus have that African warlord vibe going with their accent.
I don't know. I've got a feeling the reason he's as moronic as he is is that he may have been trafficked and raped by them.
>it’s that moronic kid they adopted
It all makes sense now
I'm under the assumption Ninja fisted him routinely while he had Family Guy and Saw on in the background playing on the South African version of FX, which explains his obsession with the two.
>Do you think that's funny, laughing at my suffering?
Yes.
unironically, yes
If she were in Fury Road, would it have been a better choice?
Multiple times better
I'm sorry you didn't get any Yolandussy anon, I hope Ninja was caring with his fists 🙁
No she's some sort of German white trash
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Dutch probably
No her great grandparents are all from Germany.
built for no hands deepthroat
That degenerate is not mentally stable enough to turn up at a film set and put in weeks/months of hard work.
>Tattoos
>Our girl
Don’t think spud
non of these degenerate media prostitutes are “our girl” because they hold no convictions
Whatever they have to do to get the most attention
Simp somewhere else
Blessed ESL
BABY'S ON FIRE!
That's no bubble butt dumb baskin Robbins nerd, at least we know you're definitely esl
She clearly has an angular booty with bones protruding
Very disrespectful!
Look at the picture moron
See how her ass looks like two anorexic people kissing?
That’s how you know
Bony ass
She’s strictly for head or missionary
Unless you want to get boneitis
She’s cute when she’s normal looking otherwise doth of them are degenerate wiggers
Here she is looking semi- normal all be it with a stupid hair cut
They both look drug addled
I link I get it now why she gets memes so hard here
she looks like a prepubescent boy which drives Cinemaphileers crazy with excitement
>Be crammed
Try it rapey homosexual and you’ll get the clamps
>I had a-sex with her
And everyone at the DMV clapped!
You cram your mothers dirty underwear into your nostrils when you masturbait to
Baskin Robbins suger free frozen custard
What the frick is all of this basking stuff about?
a moron who thinks its worth the time.
hes the kind of kid that would stick a finger up his bum and then shove it under your nose, over and over, laughing every time and never move on from that
that is what I have been asking for over a month now.
How do Ninja and Yolandi live in Cape Town with their level of fame?
They are easily two of South Africa's most known celebrities and they both have very distinct fashion styles, not only with their loud clothing but also their haircuts, Ninja's tattoos, etc. and even possibly their car/s if they actually do drive the zef'd up Subaru's in their music videos.
I understand my question might seem a bit weird, but Cape Town is by most people's accounts a relatively dangerous city. Ordinary people face crime and most have horror stories. Given their fame, how do you think Die Antwoord manage to live in Cape Town? I can't imagine being a seemingly wealthy high profile celebrity living in a city without many other celebrities, dressing eccentrically and having gang tattoos all over your body and where violent crime is rampant and the townships are only a short drive to the wealthiest suburbs. Redditors on this sub have mentioned meeting them out and about at restaurants in Cape Town, so it could be assumed that they do venture into public and don't just have staff get their shopping, etc.
I have been very curious about this for a long time. What do you think? Also, if you haven't watched the Zef documentary, stream it now. It was fantastic.
>How do Ninja and Yolandi live in Cape Town with their level of fame?
They're not famous in South Africa and nobody would recognise them or care if they walk down the streets of Cape Town. They're considered white trash who were in the news a few years ago on child abuse allegations.
>I understand my question might seem a bit weird, but Cape Town is by most people's accounts a relatively dangerous city
Cape Town is similar to Rio de Janeiro in Brazil where the wealthy live in relative safety far away from the crime ridden favelas.
Can you please elaborate what are you actually talking about so that people may have a little bit of sympathy for you? A qrd? A tldr maybe? Like what the frick is baskin roberts?
I have a 500gb coomer carpet dedicated to Yolandi
Holy shit that is some kino tummy!
Again. Nobody not even gang members cares about Die Antwoord. They're a non-entity in South African celebrity circles.
Camps Bay and other tourists areas around Cape Town are fairly well policed to keep 'undesirables' away from foreign tourists.
Lol,that's a gimmick that they want their gullible foreign fans to believe.
>Have you ever been to ZA?
I live in Cape Town.
the south african police video on gif with their music is the best music video ever.
See OP? When you’re not sperging about B4sk1n R0b3rts, the Die Antwoord doco and the Mandela effect, you can actually have a successful thread instead of being hated and banned.
Ninja and Yolandi replacing the two clowns in that movie would have been fricking badass. Oh and that kid admitted he made shit up. That's what happens when you take on the US record industry. They WILL destroy you.
here you go, enjoy.
how isn't there a download for the documentary if it's been out since March this year, the frick?
Because only 5 people still care about these fricks. They had their 5minutes. Move along.