> fricked a fresh, nubile lad > this is supposedly 'bad'
>In 2002, Jones was arrested for possession of child pornography and accused by a 17-year-old boy of solicitation to pose for nude photographs.[40] He pleaded no contest to a charge of soliciting a minor, as the accuser was 14 when the offense first occurred.[41] At the same time, the misdemeanor charge of possession of child pornography was dropped. His attorney emphasized that there was no allegation of improper physical contact.
I agree 100%. They even nerfed Keaton by making him have a change of heart about murdering criminals. But I have learned to accept what it is. We currently live in the George Floyd zeitgeist. Everything nowadays must be about BLM. I hope that eventually the pendulum swings back and all the mass media stop being so pozzed and moronic.
>The offspring of a ghost and a human
How does that even work? I hope Burton knows what he's doing. I don't want this to end up as another "son of the mask" scenario
The dad is not going to be Beetlejuice. That wouldn't make sense and it would be out of character. Lydia will either be divorced or they'll cast Pedro Pascal.
Depp will be there probably, but seems more likely an off-kilter role as a rival ghoul. Of course, I also thought they were keeping Uncle Fester's casting a secret to make Depp's return a surprise, then we got Fred Armisen.
Define what you think they SHOULD be doing with their life in both present and future? It CANNOT be some underpaying job with abusive conditions like an Amazon worker or software developer
Why do they seem to make such a good couple? They even included Ryder in the new Batman 89 comics.
>The offspring of a ghost and a human
How does that even work? I hope Burton knows what he's doing. I don't want this to end up as another "son of the mask" scenario
>Just 19 this sucker's dream I guess I thought you had the flavoooor....
I rather have him back for Howard the Duck 2.
Motherfricker ate a nuclear reactor, tonguefricked a cigarette lighter, did bondage with Lea Thompson, killed a cop, and almost took over the earth. >based
> fricked a fresh, nubile lad > this is supposedly 'bad'
>nooooo you cant just molest underage boys!!!!
Seriously?
Sure we break some balls here tonight, but jokes aside he actually seems like a down to earth guy who fricked up at some point and now just wants to come clear. I surely would like to know his side of the story.
You're a dumbass. >he actually seems like a down to earth guy who fricked up at some point and now just wants to come clear
their whole identity is being able to appear vulnerable to children and child-like adults like yourself. You're the kind of stupid that would get raped in the ass and a 3rd party would have to sit you down to explain that what was done to you was not right because you'd never figure it out on your own.
If you are above the age of like 10 and have to be told by a third party that you got raped, you didn't get raped. Unless you were sleeping or something.
If you're a tard then no matter what age any normal person is basically seen as a person in authority and if you didn't expressly content then sweetie, the bad man putting it inside you was not ok. I hope you get the help you deserve XOXO
I will not sit here and allow you to turn my beloved /teevee/ into tumblr. This is unironically like the 5th thread that has fallen to this unironically feminist "oooooh, there's a power imbalance, that means it's LITERALLY RAPE". I bet you think DiCaprio's a pedo, don't you?
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I'm pretty sure it's from a lot of the newly laid-off female office workers in Silicon Valley. The whole idea of such an imbalance can only exist if said power has a fixed position in a strict social caste system.
Redistribution of wealth is old news, it's so 2013, what's needed now is redistribution of power, and dissolution of fixed castes
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Anonymous
What we need to collectively acknowledge as a society is that 18 year olds don't stop being hot after you turn 25. We need to all come together and say so in unison. It's okay to be attracted to barely legal cumbawds. We must stop pretending we are not.
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That requires words and we don't communicate using words anymore. To communicate that message there would be needed some big manufactured catastrophe or tragedy scenario, and likely one that's bigger than the usual simple, self-contained camp-and-sprays that are so obviously just unpaid patsies being told to act Call Of Duty out IRL (Yes, they're doing it for free)
Calm your breasts. I just want to know what he has to say. We all know how much the journos love to slander people. I'm not saying I'd hire him as a babysitter or something.
I didn't hear that. I heard that he was somehow linked to Peewee, and Peewee had some kind of "kitsch art" book with naked kids in it, but was ultimately never charged with a crime
when i was a little boy, I remember seeing Ferris Bueller 1000 times, and this dude freaked me out. moreso than people like Freddy Krueger and other 'bad guys' that were technically way worse i just had gut little boy instinct and picked up bad vibes about this guy,
>That's PANTS weather to you? >So you got a court date tomorrow? I'm with TMZ, that means I have the pleasure of having breakfast with you in the morning
God, what a fricking scumbag. It takes a remarkably shitty human being to make a convicted pedophile look like the second worst person in the video.
That's not true. A well done sequel made 30 years ago that gave Michael Keaton more screen time would have worked if they'd done it right. Given that their original idea was "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" leads me to believe they would not have done it right, but my point is the potential existed.
I think about this a lot actually. I'd like more Beetlejuice, but I don't know how to do it. The impetus is to give Beetlejuice his own movie because he's a fun character, but that could easily go too far and get annoying. I like the cartoon show a lot, but that was also a completely different thing. Beetlejuice is a basically a different character and he's a lot more sympathetic. It's hard to envision a movie where Keatonjuice is the lead character.
It would work, you just have to make him a bit more pathetic. And really, he already is, we just don't see enough of him for that to become apparent. The musical plays up this element a lot. At the end of the day, Beetlejuice is a very lonely character. He's a horrible person, and his misery is self inflicted, but it is what it is. If you want to make a movie with him as the lead, that's what you need to highlight. I think the musical goes too far with it, he doesn't have to be a hapless sad sack, but he's a horrible failure who is only good at making people miserable, and he's not even always good at that. You just have to show him failing at stuff from his own POV in ways that are awful but still charming.
It would work, you just have to make him a bit more pathetic. And really, he already is, we just don't see enough of him for that to become apparent. The musical plays up this element a lot. At the end of the day, Beetlejuice is a very lonely character. He's a horrible person, and his misery is self inflicted, but it is what it is. If you want to make a movie with him as the lead, that's what you need to highlight. I think the musical goes too far with it, he doesn't have to be a hapless sad sack, but he's a horrible failure who is only good at making people miserable, and he's not even always good at that. You just have to show him failing at stuff from his own POV in ways that are awful but still charming.
Michael Keaton, Wynona Ryder, Jenna Ortega, Johnny Depp, Geena Davis and Catherine O'Hara are already confirmed. That's one hell of a cast. Who's next? Burton should bring back the whole team, at least for one last ride into the sunset. For old time's sake. Sure, some of them may have had problems with the law in the past. But nobody is perfect. Everyone deserves a second chance. I'm not only talking about Alec Baldwin and Jeffrey Jones. But also about Pee-Wee Herman and Mathew Broderick. You can't deny that it would be the movie of the year.
Anyone ever seen 'Stay tuned'?
This guy was in that as the villian named Spike and he was excellent in it, even if he is a nonce.
good satire of the time/tv of the time too. Has a great streak of dark humour for what was sold as a PG film. really great film id highly reccomend.
damn, you saw it in theaters? i only had a VHS copy my dad recorded from the TV of it! Was such a great filmyet it feels like its never bought up when people talk about kids movies, its criminally underrated in my opinion.
What i found funny was i watched a 'cut' version because apparenty, they say shit or something in one scene that asnt in my version, only in the DVD, now decades later, did i see the full scene. always found it jarring and now i know why!
Yup, saw it as soon as it came out because I loved Ritter from watching Threes Company, so that joke had me excited alone. It was well done. The kids are cringey sometimes, but the main focus is on the adults thankfully.
>its criminally underrated in my opinion.
It is and I think it fell victim to coming out in a fairly busy year, for instance, all of these came out in 1992: >A Few Good Men >White Men Can't Jump >Army of Darkness >A League of Their Own >Patriot Games >The Bodyguard >Death Becomes Her >Unforgiven
It goes on, so you can see how it got overlooked, but it does have a nice fan following.
>What i found funny was i watched a 'cut' version because apparenty, they say shit or something in one scene that asnt in my version, only in the DVD, now decades later, did i see the full scene. always found it jarring and now i know why!
What scene btw?
Yeah I saw that in theaters when I was a little kid and remember being surprised by it, I think the advertisements made it seem more light-hearted than it actually was. It was actually pretty dark. But it's very weird and interesting.
I remember John Ritter sees zombie versions of Sally Struthers and the other chick from Three's Company and they say, "Welcome back!" while a soundalike of "Come and knock on our door" plays and he screams.
No and they should not do a sequel. Let it be.
Don't you wanna know what happens after the first one?
nope.
Why can't sequelscum accept the fact that nothing happens next because the movie is over?
>nothing happens next because the movie is over?
Peak goy npc mentality
>NO! EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A FRANCHISE!!
I saw the cartoon I already know what happens
A man of culture
Daylight came and they wanted to go home
They live happily in the house and Beetlejuice spends an eternity annoying people in the waiting room. Why does that need a movie?
based
reject and exile pedos and unessisary sequels
agreeance^
This. A sequel a few years after? Sure. Now? No way.
homie, they are literally making Good Burger 2
Good. Burger. 2
And you say they shouldn't do Beetlejuice 2.
Are they bringing Dan Schneider back as Mr. Baily for Good Burger 2?
Is the Dan "Orange Soda Can" Schneider?
The stars of Good Burger aren't eating mushed peas and going to bed at 6pm
literally me!
Wrong.
I want to know what Beetlejuice is up to these days.
Should have played Fiddler's Green in Sandman.
>nooooo you cant just molest underage boys!!!!
Seriously?
>In 2002, Jones was arrested for possession of child pornography and accused by a 17-year-old boy of solicitation to pose for nude photographs.[40] He pleaded no contest to a charge of soliciting a minor, as the accuser was 14 when the offense first occurred.[41] At the same time, the misdemeanor charge of possession of child pornography was dropped. His attorney emphasized that there was no allegation of improper physical contact.
> fricked a fresh, nubile lad
> this is supposedly 'bad'
Beetlejuice and maybe Winona Ryder should be the only returning characters.
The they should just focus on their romance, in a comic book. I'd rather have Keaton become Batman again and he was great at it.
Why do they seem to make such a good couple? They even included Ryder in the new Batman 89 comics.
>Why do they seem to make such a good couple?
Because they're both offbeat and do their own thing.
What character does she play?
Barbara Gordon
I really wanted to like this comic but the story is absolute ass.
I agree 100%. They even nerfed Keaton by making him have a change of heart about murdering criminals. But I have learned to accept what it is. We currently live in the George Floyd zeitgeist. Everything nowadays must be about BLM. I hope that eventually the pendulum swings back and all the mass media stop being so pozzed and moronic.
You know what Mel Gibson called her, right?
the sequel is about lydia and beetlejuice's daughter
>The offspring of a ghost and a human
How does that even work? I hope Burton knows what he's doing. I don't want this to end up as another "son of the mask" scenario
it's expanded on more in the manga
The dad is not going to be Beetlejuice. That wouldn't make sense and it would be out of character. Lydia will either be divorced or they'll cast Pedro Pascal.
>Pedro Pascal
Come on, anon. You just KNOW that Lydia's husband will be Johnny Depp.
Depp will be there probably, but seems more likely an off-kilter role as a rival ghoul. Of course, I also thought they were keeping Uncle Fester's casting a secret to make Depp's return a surprise, then we got Fred Armisen.
But she's a minor.
And he's a dead guy. Technically she should go to jail for desecrating a corpse
I want to see the Ghostbusters crossover where they bring this sicko to justice.
IT WAS A GREENCARD THING!
Define what you think they SHOULD be doing with their life in both present and future? It CANNOT be some underpaying job with abusive conditions like an Amazon worker or software developer
>Just 19 this sucker's dream I guess I thought you had the flavoooor....
Jenna Ortega is already confirmed as the daughter of Lydia and Beetle.
Really? I thought someone just said she looks like that in real life.
No she isn't you fricking moron. She's in the film, she's not the daughter of Lydia and BJ you dumb idiot.
wrong
It's already confirmed, anon. It's over.
There's absolutely no story to tell after Beetlejuice, we certainly don't need some horrific CGI bastard sequel.
Yes and bring back Alec Baldwin too
Too expensive to have all the cast and crew wear bulletproof vests.
no. michael keaton is a national treasure and i do not want him getting hero’d by that dumbfrick
Adam Maitland has killed more people than Beetlejuice
I rather have him back for Howard the Duck 2.
Motherfricker ate a nuclear reactor, tonguefricked a cigarette lighter, did bondage with Lea Thompson, killed a cop, and almost took over the earth.
>based
yes we have to forgive and love everyone, even hitler
We should start a petition at change.org so the normies force Burton to include him in the movie.
Sure we break some balls here tonight, but jokes aside he actually seems like a down to earth guy who fricked up at some point and now just wants to come clear. I surely would like to know his side of the story.
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You're a dumbass.
>he actually seems like a down to earth guy who fricked up at some point and now just wants to come clear
their whole identity is being able to appear vulnerable to children and child-like adults like yourself. You're the kind of stupid that would get raped in the ass and a 3rd party would have to sit you down to explain that what was done to you was not right because you'd never figure it out on your own.
If you are above the age of like 10 and have to be told by a third party that you got raped, you didn't get raped. Unless you were sleeping or something.
If you're a tard then no matter what age any normal person is basically seen as a person in authority and if you didn't expressly content then sweetie, the bad man putting it inside you was not ok. I hope you get the help you deserve XOXO
I will not sit here and allow you to turn my beloved /teevee/ into tumblr. This is unironically like the 5th thread that has fallen to this unironically feminist "oooooh, there's a power imbalance, that means it's LITERALLY RAPE". I bet you think DiCaprio's a pedo, don't you?
I'm pretty sure it's from a lot of the newly laid-off female office workers in Silicon Valley. The whole idea of such an imbalance can only exist if said power has a fixed position in a strict social caste system.
Redistribution of wealth is old news, it's so 2013, what's needed now is redistribution of power, and dissolution of fixed castes
What we need to collectively acknowledge as a society is that 18 year olds don't stop being hot after you turn 25. We need to all come together and say so in unison. It's okay to be attracted to barely legal cumbawds. We must stop pretending we are not.
That requires words and we don't communicate using words anymore. To communicate that message there would be needed some big manufactured catastrophe or tragedy scenario, and likely one that's bigger than the usual simple, self-contained camp-and-sprays that are so obviously just unpaid patsies being told to act Call Of Duty out IRL (Yes, they're doing it for free)
What if I end up raping him? Huh? How you like them apples, hoss?
Hard Candy was a power fantasy
Calm your breasts. I just want to know what he has to say. We all know how much the journos love to slander people. I'm not saying I'd hire him as a babysitter or something.
He always seems like a nice guy and a good actor too. This is why is even more strange what happened.
There's nothing to forgive Hitler for.
He was the greatest man to walk the earth.
No that's Jesus.
God just poured too much love into his heart. It's really not his fault.
Yes.
He paid a 17 year old for nudes, but the kid lied about his age. Honestly, I think he should be allowed to have a life again.
I was led to believe he had way worse on his PC.
I didn't hear that. I heard that he was somehow linked to Peewee, and Peewee had some kind of "kitsch art" book with naked kids in it, but was ultimately never charged with a crime
He should have returned for Stuart Little 2
hell yea, and put him in Ferris Bueller 2 and anything else. He never hurt anyone like Kevin Spacey did.
when i was a little boy, I remember seeing Ferris Bueller 1000 times, and this dude freaked me out. moreso than people like Freddy Krueger and other 'bad guys' that were technically way worse i just had gut little boy instinct and picked up bad vibes about this guy,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off was a very well made film.
He was already in Deadwood. Hollywood doesn't care if you rape children.
>There goes may shooooe
>Ohh, don't lose your shoe.
https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-e4hjekf4/
Kek, I hope everything goes fine for him. he doesn't seem like a bad person.
>That's PANTS weather to you?
>So you got a court date tomorrow? I'm with TMZ, that means I have the pleasure of having breakfast with you in the morning
God, what a fricking scumbag. It takes a remarkably shitty human being to make a convicted pedophile look like the second worst person in the video.
I separate the art from the artist
he's a great actor
No. The first bettlejuice was fine as it was. Leave it alone. Any sequel or remake would only frick it up.
That's not true. A well done sequel made 30 years ago that gave Michael Keaton more screen time would have worked if they'd done it right. Given that their original idea was "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" leads me to believe they would not have done it right, but my point is the potential existed.
I think about this a lot actually. I'd like more Beetlejuice, but I don't know how to do it. The impetus is to give Beetlejuice his own movie because he's a fun character, but that could easily go too far and get annoying. I like the cartoon show a lot, but that was also a completely different thing. Beetlejuice is a basically a different character and he's a lot more sympathetic. It's hard to envision a movie where Keatonjuice is the lead character.
It would work, you just have to make him a bit more pathetic. And really, he already is, we just don't see enough of him for that to become apparent. The musical plays up this element a lot. At the end of the day, Beetlejuice is a very lonely character. He's a horrible person, and his misery is self inflicted, but it is what it is. If you want to make a movie with him as the lead, that's what you need to highlight. I think the musical goes too far with it, he doesn't have to be a hapless sad sack, but he's a horrible failure who is only good at making people miserable, and he's not even always good at that. You just have to show him failing at stuff from his own POV in ways that are awful but still charming.
So pretty much a deadbeat version of Deadpool
Yeah, kind of. I'd say they're a similar archetype, albeit very different in terms of the details.
Just redo the damn first movie. Except this time Lydia and her husband die and new people buy the house.
I want a Ferris Bueller remake with a diverse cast.
This chick is already over saturated.
Michael Keaton, Wynona Ryder, Jenna Ortega, Johnny Depp, Geena Davis and Catherine O'Hara are already confirmed. That's one hell of a cast. Who's next? Burton should bring back the whole team, at least for one last ride into the sunset. For old time's sake. Sure, some of them may have had problems with the law in the past. But nobody is perfect. Everyone deserves a second chance. I'm not only talking about Alec Baldwin and Jeffrey Jones. But also about Pee-Wee Herman and Mathew Broderick. You can't deny that it would be the movie of the year.
Anyone ever seen 'Stay tuned'?
This guy was in that as the villian named Spike and he was excellent in it, even if he is a nonce.
good satire of the time/tv of the time too. Has a great streak of dark humour for what was sold as a PG film. really great film id highly reccomend.
This. Saw this in theaters, used to rent it back in the day. Fun flick.
damn, you saw it in theaters? i only had a VHS copy my dad recorded from the TV of it! Was such a great filmyet it feels like its never bought up when people talk about kids movies, its criminally underrated in my opinion.
What i found funny was i watched a 'cut' version because apparenty, they say shit or something in one scene that asnt in my version, only in the DVD, now decades later, did i see the full scene. always found it jarring and now i know why!
...Man, where does the time go.
Yup, saw it as soon as it came out because I loved Ritter from watching Threes Company, so that joke had me excited alone. It was well done. The kids are cringey sometimes, but the main focus is on the adults thankfully.
>its criminally underrated in my opinion.
It is and I think it fell victim to coming out in a fairly busy year, for instance, all of these came out in 1992:
>A Few Good Men
>White Men Can't Jump
>Army of Darkness
>A League of Their Own
>Patriot Games
>The Bodyguard
>Death Becomes Her
>Unforgiven
It goes on, so you can see how it got overlooked, but it does have a nice fan following.
>What i found funny was i watched a 'cut' version because apparenty, they say shit or something in one scene that asnt in my version, only in the DVD, now decades later, did i see the full scene. always found it jarring and now i know why!
What scene btw?
he was always a kino comedy villain. him and Broderick also had the same dynamic in this Ferris rerunion of sorta
why was he so good at playing a bad guy chasing after a young guy? was also the villain in the pest trying to hunt johnny legz
Yeah I saw that in theaters when I was a little kid and remember being surprised by it, I think the advertisements made it seem more light-hearted than it actually was. It was actually pretty dark. But it's very weird and interesting.
This was both funny and genuinely creepy. It'd make an interesting double feature with Highway to Hell for early 90s broad comedy hellfare.
>This was both funny and genuinely creepy.
That may have hurt it back then, hard to say.
I remember when the main characters turn into cartoon mice and John Ritter admits he is a closet furry
I remember John Ritter sees zombie versions of Sally Struthers and the other chick from Three's Company and they say, "Welcome back!" while a soundalike of "Come and knock on our door" plays and he screams.
The movie is abobawde dogshit, the stage play though? Pure kino.
Ayo dis homie likes musicals
And that's a good thing! Seriously though the play is far superior. Phantom of the Opera is pretty damn good too.
THE AMBULATORS
In Stay Tuned, what does the robot dog's collar say? The bottom is cut off. Must be an open matte for VHS, but I don't have it.
Jesus Christ, Wynona Rider looks like shit
They could go into some of the unanswered questions from the first one. What happens after you spend 125 years haunting Earth?
It doesn't need an answer.
I'd go so far as to give him a preemptive third or fourth chance. You know, boys will be boys and all, no matter the age.
Yes and he should come back as Beetlejuice