Should I watch Umbrella Academy? I really liked Elliot Page in Super. Will I like his new show?
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Should I watch Umbrella Academy? I really liked Elliot Page in Super. Will I like his new show?
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Hit the Lats & rear delts, son. It would be impressive. Mirin'.
Whoa holy frick bros I'd be terrified if this chad was mad dogging me across the bar
What are you doing under the bar?
It's a good show, but she/he is one of the weakest parts of it. Actually, I'll be honest and say she was the worst part of seasons 1 and 2, a really dull character with shitty plotlines, but as a guy in season 3 not that bad if only because one other character in particular becomes so shitty and unlikable that it would be impossible for Vanya/Viktor to be worse.
>I hate you and you're dead to me
>But i still respect your pronouns and won't use your birth name to add insult to injury
Aside from that, Allison was only enjoyable when she was calling out the troon in the last season. Ellen's forced "I'm one of the guy's now" got tired real quick and they kept forcing it on you.
Sure, and that whole episode about that was dogshit, but Alison became so intolerable this season that Victor is just kind of whatever. Cringe way of writing around Ellen becoming a dude, but they didn't have much choice I guess.
>but they didn't have much choice I guess
She is literally paid to act. She can "act" like a female on screen when that's her fricking job. Are you telling me she's such a shitty actress that they have to rewrite a character just to appease her mental moronation? They had a choice. They caved. Should have killed her character off or just replaced her and blamed it on time travel hyjinx for why the character looks different.
But yes, Allison was the worst this season. I agee.
I mean, frankly speaking, yes they should have recast her (or cast someone better to begin with, she was always such a blah character). But ultimately, they were backed into a corner if they wanted to keep their jobs.
>they were backed into a corner if they wanted to keep their jobs
I don't see how. Says more about Ellen that she's such a shitty actor she can't play a convincing female than it does from the producers to make that request. Poing is moot at this stage though. Damage is done.
I think it makes sense that the woke girl stays woke consistently. And the dwriter chose to do this himself. Nonoressure or anything
I've only seen season 1 but I actually thought pre-troon ellen/elliot/whatever was a great pick to play a sedated schizo. The ending was pretty weak though and it has kept me from watching season 2 until I saw the first 5 minutes of it randomly on youtube
i think he could actually beat me up
>fake muscles
>5'1"
A 12 year old boy could mog Ellen
He has literally more testosterone than your underage ass
Good one Ellen. Got a chuckle from me
Yeah in a vial
She sucks at playing a man on screen and in real life. The show is good enough for background noise
>Elliot comes on the telly
>gf grinds her thighs
uh bros?
To hate on Vanya is hypocrisy if you gonna have Allison have a free pass. They both have similar storylines last season. This season is a lot more engaging between the cast again
>mfw when incels reveal themselves as a transphobe losers
Two horrid creatures in 1 picture. We truly live in the end times.
> ok groomer
Aww don't say that. Elliot is a victim of ritual abuse during his career in Hollywood. He can't help that he's an incel.
>mfw i punch an incel's rotting teeth out with my brass knuckles
It's almost as if being just an actor didn't fulfill the desired attention quota...
Looks like inmate.
Someone put her face on his body
>Elliot Page
Who is this? Is he related to Ellen Page?
yes he's her evil twin
No
She still looks like a woman-- albeit a very moronic one.
cant believe based chad alexander skarsgard fricked the woman right out of elliot page. his dicking was so intense the estrogen flew out of her body
>goes from straight to lesbian to trans
proof she's doing all this shit for attention
Cope more, rightoid
Choke more, homosexual.
Cute!
Ugly trannoid goblinmode "relationships" can't compare.
the relationship was set up by their publicists.
he's gay
dropped after season 2.
Plus, I will not be watching anything with this pathetic troon in it.
Look at this little dike man spreading. Can't keep her woke legs together once she becomes one of the boys. So disappointing.
YOU LOST CHUDS!!
watch it, but don't watch it for elliot page.
watch it for five & klaus
This. Klaus might be one of the most enigmatic characters/performances I've ever seen.
Why does Luther get beaten up by literally anyone, and why did they make the indian actress so repulsive?
It's amazing. Couple of years ago she'd have been complaining about toxic masculinity and here she is trying so hard to look muscular and tough.
show me your hairy vegana bro
Hahahahah fricking hell she’s so pathetic, its still so funny that fetal alcohol syndrome b***h from juno multiated her breasts to cosplay as what she thinks a masculine man looks like
>you're saying you're from the future and in the future I do WHAT?
Why do you obsessed morons keep spamming this abomination?
the new Marlon Brando