Should I watch Umbrella Academy? I really liked Elliot Page in Super. Will I like his new show?

Should I watch Umbrella Academy? I really liked Elliot Page in Super. Will I like his new show?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Hit the Lats & rear delts, son. It would be impressive. Mirin'.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa holy frick bros I'd be terrified if this chad was mad dogging me across the bar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you doing under the bar?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good show, but she/he is one of the weakest parts of it. Actually, I'll be honest and say she was the worst part of seasons 1 and 2, a really dull character with shitty plotlines, but as a guy in season 3 not that bad if only because one other character in particular becomes so shitty and unlikable that it would be impossible for Vanya/Viktor to be worse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate you and you're dead to me
      >But i still respect your pronouns and won't use your birth name to add insult to injury
      Aside from that, Allison was only enjoyable when she was calling out the troon in the last season. Ellen's forced "I'm one of the guy's now" got tired real quick and they kept forcing it on you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, and that whole episode about that was dogshit, but Alison became so intolerable this season that Victor is just kind of whatever. Cringe way of writing around Ellen becoming a dude, but they didn't have much choice I guess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but they didn't have much choice I guess
          She is literally paid to act. She can "act" like a female on screen when that's her fricking job. Are you telling me she's such a shitty actress that they have to rewrite a character just to appease her mental moronation? They had a choice. They caved. Should have killed her character off or just replaced her and blamed it on time travel hyjinx for why the character looks different.

          But yes, Allison was the worst this season. I agee.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, frankly speaking, yes they should have recast her (or cast someone better to begin with, she was always such a blah character). But ultimately, they were backed into a corner if they wanted to keep their jobs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >they were backed into a corner if they wanted to keep their jobs
              I don't see how. Says more about Ellen that she's such a shitty actor she can't play a convincing female than it does from the producers to make that request. Poing is moot at this stage though. Damage is done.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it makes sense that the woke girl stays woke consistently. And the dwriter chose to do this himself. Nonoressure or anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've only seen season 1 but I actually thought pre-troon ellen/elliot/whatever was a great pick to play a sedated schizo. The ending was pretty weak though and it has kept me from watching season 2 until I saw the first 5 minutes of it randomly on youtube

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think he could actually beat me up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fake muscles
      >5'1"
      A 12 year old boy could mog Ellen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He has literally more testosterone than your underage ass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good one Ellen. Got a chuckle from me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah in a vial

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She sucks at playing a man on screen and in real life. The show is good enough for background noise

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elliot comes on the telly
    >gf grinds her thighs
    uh bros?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To hate on Vanya is hypocrisy if you gonna have Allison have a free pass. They both have similar storylines last season. This season is a lot more engaging between the cast again

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw when incels reveal themselves as a transphobe losers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Two horrid creatures in 1 picture. We truly live in the end times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > ok groomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aww don't say that. Elliot is a victim of ritual abuse during his career in Hollywood. He can't help that he's an incel.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i punch an incel's rotting teeth out with my brass knuckles

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if being just an actor didn't fulfill the desired attention quota...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like inmate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone put her face on his body

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elliot Page
    Who is this? Is he related to Ellen Page?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes he's her evil twin

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She still looks like a woman-- albeit a very moronic one.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe based chad alexander skarsgard fricked the woman right out of elliot page. his dicking was so intense the estrogen flew out of her body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >goes from straight to lesbian to trans
      proof she's doing all this shit for attention

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope more, rightoid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Choke more, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

      Ugly trannoid goblinmode "relationships" can't compare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the relationship was set up by their publicists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's gay

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dropped after season 2.
    Plus, I will not be watching anything with this pathetic troon in it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this little dike man spreading. Can't keep her woke legs together once she becomes one of the boys. So disappointing.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LOST CHUDS!!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watch it, but don't watch it for elliot page.
    watch it for five & klaus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Klaus might be one of the most enigmatic characters/performances I've ever seen.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Luther get beaten up by literally anyone, and why did they make the indian actress so repulsive?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing. Couple of years ago she'd have been complaining about toxic masculinity and here she is trying so hard to look muscular and tough.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    show me your hairy vegana bro

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahah fricking hell she’s so pathetic, its still so funny that fetal alcohol syndrome b***h from juno multiated her breasts to cosplay as what she thinks a masculine man looks like

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you're saying you're from the future and in the future I do WHAT?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you obsessed morons keep spamming this abomination?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the new Marlon Brando

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