As DC’s queer icon, does Cinemaphile feel that Superman should tackle the problematic nature of Monkeypox head-on in order to help protect the queer community against unfair stigmatization?
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Address a meme virus that is being used to distract people from the coming Great Depression on steroids thanks to Bidenomics?
Sure. Why not?
Dude it's just the latest gay STI resulting from gay lifestyle. The system didn't want this.
>gay lifestyle
you mean adults having sex with other adults? Something all adults do (except you)?
Oh for sure, totally normal and regular. Vanilla, even.
Every day reality turns more and more into a series of Onion articles.
>you mean adults having sex with other adults?
Dunno, so far most cases seem to be among orgygays. Who could have guessed that fricking a dozen randoms in a single evening would increase your chances of getting an STD. Though this thing gets way too much attention, if you're both healthy and older than 10, the homosexualpox is nothing more than a painful but otherwise harmless disease. It's similar to chinkflu, but instead of unhealthy people and old as frick boomers dying from it, it's unhealthy people and kidos.
>you mean adults having sex with other adults?
All people eat food too but there's a problem when you're mukbanging every night and weigh 500 lbs and climbing.
Shit, we better elect some Republicans so they can give tax cuts to the oil companies who have just had their most profitable quarters in decades
Yes. Because Republicans will actually fix the economy. Unlike big spending Democrats who give away money to foreign nations moron
>Yes. Because Republicans will actually fix the economy.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Being a homosexual is his personality
How long until the book is cancelled?
It will never be cancelled. It will sell terribly forever, but never get cancelled, because cancelling a bad book about a homosexual character would be spun as homophobic by people on Twitter.
I wish monkeypox was real so straights would die of it
You need us you fricking homosexual. We don't need you though
What for?
This guys right, what for? Gay men can get their asses pregnant.
But they often want to adopt.
Aren't kids with gay parents getting it now?
Dont need to adopt, gay men can literally get their buttholes pregnant.
Pregnant with AIDS and monkeypox.
Please kys chaser
So you can have more moron.
Frick i took the bait
Sorry, but straights aren't all that interested in stretching out some fairy's boy pussy just to get some painful warts and make a gaycel like you feel good about his abortion of an existence for 1/8th of a second.
What does a gay mans room smell like after they just get done having anal sex?
None of your girlfriendd ever did anal?
Taco bell
>My character = I'm a fricking homosexual
And people on Cinemaphile wonder why the Rippaverse is a smashing success.
Someone should storytime some rippaverse comics here
>Jon gets monkeypox from fricking Beppo
Or maybe Titano. You know what they say about gorilla dicks after all.
What's a Beppo?
HAHAHAHAHA GAY PEOPLE DYING IS SOOOOO FUNNY, RIGHT?????
What are you talking about? It's not just a gay thing, at least that what they're saying.
You're not trying to spread lies, are you?
It's not funny, it's just gross, like everything else they do.
At the endkd the day the rest of us have to pour billions into solving this because you can't tell homosexuals not to do homosexualry
Maybe if there is less gay people than DC will stop turning all their characters gay.
>HAHAHAHAHA GAY PEOPLE DYING IS SOOOOO FUNNY, RIGHT?????
Nah, at this point it is
>hahhahaha homosexuals are getting pox scars
yes
Correct
Nobody's even dying, and we have a vaccine for it already. It's a non-issue, but the media is trying to paint it as COVID 2, and homophobes are latching onto it because of course they are.
>Nobody's even dying
this is not true
>Deaths
>10 (Nigeria (3), Central African Republic (2), Spain (2), Brazil (1), Ghana (1), India (1)
Wow, this is definitely COVID 2.0.
That would be a rip-of of the Death of Mar-Vell.
Tom Taylor and his gay liberal son should eat bullets.
Corona almost took him out.
>In fiction
Corona is strong enough to make even super humans faint
>In reality
Its literally just a minor flu.
Once in a while I come here to see how comics are doing, then get reminded why I don't read comics. This shit is moronic,who the frick goes out of their way to buy this
I wonder if this series will be considered outdated in 30 years
What do you mean? You think gay people won’t be around in 30 years?
Its outdated now
What the frick does Monkeypox have to do with gay Superman?
Monkeypox is apparently spread the most through gay men communities but most places refuse to test straight people or women who have it so now some people think what is essentially a mutated smallpox virus is somehow an STD
STI, and it is technically a sexually transmitted infection if you're pedantic about it, but by that definition almost anything is
It's an STD. WHO can't/declare it to be an STI because it's too politically spicy and isn't technically transmitted by sex.
Given that Jon is a bisexual hero, I think Tom should use him as a vehicle to get the word on the struggles of gay and bisexual men everywhere to help heterosexual sexual readers realize we’re not so different.
Jon should get super-monkeypox from pink hair woke bf, but Damian cures him with Lazarus pit extract that also de-ages and un-gays him. Then the newly reunited Super Sons fight Titano and his Monkey Legion of Doom and Corrupt Pharma that created the virus to sell more vaccines.
Nobody read comics but Taylor introduce a lot things and refuse to move forward with it.
What happen to the meta human captured by the military?
What happen to saving Jay mom?
Why did lex show up for one issue to make the public distrust Superman?
Why did Dream introduce a mission to stop a bad future in Gotham where all of the Batfamily and The Justice League somehow died from Joker gas?
I'm not going to read Superman's gay son's comic.
Man why'd they make him a frickin' twink? Why the frick can't we get any burly frickin' gay guys anymore. You know dudes who frick dudes not some homosexuals with pouty lips.
>Why the frick can't we get any burly frickin' gay guys anymore.
That sounds like toxic masculinity, m8.
>homosexual hippo because of reasons
Man I love Tom of Finland and Moomin but this image is cursed as frick.
>cursed
Too erotic for your heterosexual soul?
Because that’s what you want, according to DC at least.
Men who have sex with men community.
Hope Jon and Taylor both get aids and monkeypox
Why is asking gay men not to suck and frick anything with a pulse for a while until this whole monkeypox thing is under control (or even just better understood) considered homophobic?
That raging homosexual looks nothing like Jon, what the frick
yes
Didn't some AIDS foundation address it recently in regards to another big orgy they're planning where they said something like
>if you have any strange new spots and you're not sure what it is but you still want to have fun, just cover them up and go out
Or was that /misc/ propaganda?
how the frick do people make the same mistake even after HIV in the 80s/90s? Health officials are again telling people to cool it so shit can get under control but no one wants to listen. Were these people anti-vaxxers too or is listening to medical experts too much now that it inconveniences them?
society's handling of these viruses is total clown world shit, and this one is way easier to contain than covid but we're still failing
Gays are overrepresented in pandemics precisely because of AIDS.
When a straight guy starts coughing, getting headaches or a sore throat for seemingly no reason, he'll often brush it off or wait a few days before seeing a doctor. A gay dude will feel strange and rush the STI clinic ten seconds later before calling everyone he recently had sex with to get tested too, then those guys call others, etc.
Sure there's a bit of bug chasing in there but it's mostly those awareness campaigns actually working
Are those stripes behind his legs supposed to represent straight pride?
the gradient of shades of grey undermines the message, it should only be 1 man (black) and 1 woman (white) as GOD intended