Every time I see that cutman I think of him being incessantly bullied by Josh Kosheck, literally having a used plunger pushed into his face and choked out by someone half his size. Crazy how he went from "that male nurse that got bullied" to one of the more recognizable cutmen in UFC.
AKA being lucky and meeting the right people at the right time
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Most people meet the right people all the damn time but never take advantage of the opportunity for a variety of dumb reasons. I genuinely believe the main thing keeping people from success is themselves. I can see why rich people have some disdain for the perpetual poor.
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>t. temporarily embarrassed millionaire
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The main thing keeping people from success is a lack of tribalism in their life
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Brainless polturd statement.
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same, I am only really unwealthy by choice, I am just not that ambitious
The tech billionaire midlife crisis is going on gear and getting hair transplants in an attempt to look like a 25 year old Instagram influencer (The Zuck route) or going on gear and supervillainmaxxing as Lex Luthor (the Bezos route) or bloatmaxxing, getting a hair transplant, and fricking a string of legitimately insane BPD psychos (the Musk route).
Bezo seems to actually understand his social stature which is why he appropriately acts like a rich snobby elite, unlike Musk and Zuck who desperately want to be cool with the youth.
All these Silicon Valley techbro dipshits are scumbags but at least Zuck has an actual family he seems to care about, he has 1% more humanity than the others despite his lizardly appearance.
Though it's terrifying to imagine what his divorce arc would look like.
Not that anon but are you implying he's seething/coping because he has a patchy beard?
Most people don't have a full or dense beard unless they are either old or bold or both so which are you?
>Most people don't have a full or dense beard >I was the only one in my school
lmao that's what I'm talking about mong. Also bet you are fat and or bald now.
make up is artificial chemicals you smear over your face externally, beards are just allowing the hair follicles you have on your face to do what they're there for
It would be cool if they made a sequel that actually told the truth of FB being sold out to the NSA for tracking and psy-ops. oops sorry guys. I'll stop now. Seriously I am sorry guys. I know I need to stop exposing stuff no one knows about.
Lol all he had to do was stop letting his chink wife give him those terrible bowl cuts and he looks normal again, he doesn't even need the beard but it helps I guess. Probably paid some "PR image specialist" an obscene amount of money to tell him to get a better haircut and grow a beard, I coulda told you that for free zucky boy.
I kind of feel bad for the guy, he put on muscle, got into jiu jitsu and other combat sports. He looks much better than he did before but he'll never escape the alien/lizard jokes. Imagine getting mega rich and famous and people STILL treat you as a joke.
boohoo the sociopath who started out with a gossip site about women's frickability ratings in college whose creations unscrupulously hoover up user data and undermine entire societies might feel le bad because people think he's autistic. i'm sure he devastated when he's chowing down on sweet baby rays.
priscilla is cute though, motherfrickers are moronic for saying otherwise. i'm not even a yellow fever gay. she's just underrated.
>simping for a israeli billionaire
KWAB
>you can't just treat a billioniaire like a human being because...you just can't ok?!
frick off commies
I never understood the mindset behind whiteknighting for billionaires, as moronic as it is atleast I get the angle when it comes to women but this shit just baffles me
boohoo the sociopath who started out with a gossip site about women's frickability ratings in college whose creations unscrupulously hoover up user data and undermine entire societies might feel le bad because people think he's autistic. i'm sure he devastated when he's chowing down on sweet baby rays.
priscilla is cute though, motherfrickers are moronic for saying otherwise. i'm not even a yellow fever gay. she's just underrated.
Trying to be some sort of fighter just screams middle age crisis and is pathetic as frick when it comes from a billionaire. If he wanted to redeem his image or seem cool he could use some mental finesse and do something cool rather than latching onto the latest joe rogan caveman trend.
Do you care what some poor irrelevant sandBlack person in a pakistani village think about you? Probably not. For the same reason Zuck couldn't care less what you think about him.
imagine if you were zucc and you saw some wigger AI slop version of yourself that actually looks way more attractive but if you actually make yourself look like that you'll be clowned for eternity
He should go through a Zenpilled beard arc, like Jack Dorsey did. Would be kino
He seems like a genuinely nice guy, most of the online hate is just bantz that got out of control
>he’s actually le heckin wholesome bjj player and ufc enjoyer, he’s based now and it’s totally organic and not a carefully planned attempt to improve his public image!
You’re a literal moron and a homosexual
You should look up how zuckerberg israelited out an entire Hawaiian island of their land so he could build a billionaire resort
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you're full of shit and clinically moronic. he bought a ranch not an island and the lawsuits were against people that didn't even live there but held some symbolic stake on his property
like what? given how obsessed the feds are with the scary incel menace if anything this place just seem like a honeypot or some shit, is this site even making money now?
If i was a public billionaire i would secretly pay cgi artists to photoshop my ass gradually bigger and bigger in all my public appearances until people got suspicious
Whey is Black/zoomer culture and style infecting every white social group now? When tech bros are becoming Black/zoomer-fied something has clearly gone wrong with white identity.
What is the necklace meant to convey? I don't why guys wear a necklace when they want to look tough. You can't deny guys wear a gold or silver necklace just to look tough.
Maybe 500 years ago but every poor trashy wife beater in a tank top today wears one so I don't get wearing one to look wealthy it seems more like a "I'm a pitbull!" thing.
What to do to glow up like him in my 30s if he could do it in his 40s?
I want to have sex but most importantly I want women to desire me and to show me they want me
Zuck is just a computer geek who hit it big. He has no pretensions about what he is as opposed to Elon who thinks he's the sole architect of the next 10,000 years of civilization.
I fricking despise you whitepilled homosexuals so much. This world is nothing but a rigged system that favors khazarian reptiles and there is literally nothing you can do to change that.
Has midlife crisis Zuck dumped his wife for a model yet?
no but her breasts were hanging out at the fights last weekend
https://www.instagram.com/p/C5uwZKgrySk/
I can tell by his posture he DEFINITELY watches from the corner.
>GOOD TO MEET YOU MAN... YOU ARE REALLY... ENJOY WATCHING YOU FIGHT... IT'S UH...
Damn man even I’m not that awkward
>zuck being literally me
>his wife looking hot dommy
Why does she have so little comments? I bet one of you could say something naughty and she would see it ; )
Indian mindset
Because zuck even though hes a cuck literally owns the platform
Every time I see that cutman I think of him being incessantly bullied by Josh Kosheck, literally having a used plunger pushed into his face and choked out by someone half his size. Crazy how he went from "that male nurse that got bullied" to one of the more recognizable cutmen in UFC.
THIS guy is an elitist billionaire? What the frick? Im actually cooler than him and Im a nobody
You now realize that 99% of success is just fricking blind luck.
what are you talking about? Tighten up your bootstraps and quit buying coffee so you can save up and buy a house, its time to go back to work!
>You now realize that 99% of success is about who you know.
Fixed
AKA being lucky and meeting the right people at the right time
Most people meet the right people all the damn time but never take advantage of the opportunity for a variety of dumb reasons. I genuinely believe the main thing keeping people from success is themselves. I can see why rich people have some disdain for the perpetual poor.
>t. temporarily embarrassed millionaire
The main thing keeping people from success is a lack of tribalism in their life
Brainless polturd statement.
same, I am only really unwealthy by choice, I am just not that ambitious
Love from Kazakhstan
I hate how this dumb israelite homosexual and his his ugly blockhead wife have inserted themselves into the UFC.
Absolutely woeful breasts.
Like two bags of vomit stapled to a plank of wood.
filesDOTcatboxDOTmoe/jqr040.mp4
If you don't have or want insta
schizo…what is instagram going to do?
NOO YOU MUST CREATE AN ACCOUNT AND INSTALL OUR APP YOU CAN'T SHARE CONTENT AS YOU LIKE
But I can watch it without an account?
dude literally what are you talking about
she looks 50
>i enjoy watching you
oh i bet
he loves his wife
The tech billionaire midlife crisis is going on gear and getting hair transplants in an attempt to look like a 25 year old Instagram influencer (The Zuck route) or going on gear and supervillainmaxxing as Lex Luthor (the Bezos route) or bloatmaxxing, getting a hair transplant, and fricking a string of legitimately insane BPD psychos (the Musk route).
someone needs to make an infographic of your comment kek
Bezos actually seemed like the least screwed up of those, but Musk is somehow so bad he humanized Zuck
Bezo seems to actually understand his social stature which is why he appropriately acts like a rich snobby elite, unlike Musk and Zuck who desperately want to be cool with the youth.
fricken lool
damn, zuck looks like THAT?
Yup, straight busin'
Damn I'd suck his zuck
Whatever humanity is left in him is screaming out for help through these eyes
chet hanks in the biopic
>man gets rid of literally most autistic worst possibly imaginable haircut and looks less shit
breathtaking
It's obviously more about the beard.
Maybe, but before the beard and after the hair change he looked 100x better. The beard is marginal in its help of making him look more approachable.
And the chain to top it off.
looks like young Cole Hauser
Anjin-sama?
All these Silicon Valley techbro dipshits are scumbags but at least Zuck has an actual family he seems to care about, he has 1% more humanity than the others despite his lizardly appearance.
Though it's terrifying to imagine what his divorce arc would look like.
How accurate was your portrayal by Jesse Eisenberg honestly? I feel like they dragged you through the dirt a bit
Zuck redemption arc?
WHITE BOY SUMMER IS BACK
jews aren't white
white skin and blue eyes are white? wot
>white skin and blue eyes are white? wot
anon...
Unironically looks better now.
It's not real
yeah, no shit
The reptilian skin suits are improving. Not bad.
cast him
one bite everybody knows the rules
>posts in /heem/ once
looks like Justin Gaethje
hes morphing into lil dicky
Hilariously enough - this is the first time AI has made anyone actually look more like a human being.
>grows his board out a little
>puts on a necklace
>everyone loses their minds
Beards are makeup for men
Hey patchy
Not that anon but are you implying he's seething/coping because he has a patchy beard?
Most people don't have a full or dense beard unless they are either old or bold or both so which are you?
I've had a full beard since 16 and I wasn't the only one in my school, what the hell are you talking about?
>Most people don't have a full or dense beard
>I was the only one in my school
lmao that's what I'm talking about mong. Also bet you are fat and or bald now.
>Full beard since 16
no.
You literally can't read mate, sorry is your caretaker around
Kek patchy zoomer detected. Did you grow up in China or something?
make up is artificial chemicals you smear over your face externally, beards are just allowing the hair follicles you have on your face to do what they're there for
shaving your face completely smooth is feminine behavior.
Only Turks, israelites, Indians and Arabs believe that. It's acceptable to shave in white countries
and thats a good thing
Oh lawdy
even better
Looks like Kat Dennings
Gluck
oh no
israeli supremacist police state supporter.
Bolshevik.
Demon.
ITS YA BOY ZUCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>One bite.
>Everybody knows the rules
It would be cool if they made a sequel that actually told the truth of FB being sold out to the NSA for tracking and psy-ops. oops sorry guys. I'll stop now. Seriously I am sorry guys. I know I need to stop exposing stuff no one knows about.
If you have nothing to hide, why worry? O
He's trying to look like a human
Damn, he actually looks like a person now.
reminder hating zucc is reddit. always has been
zucc is reddit you israelite
Zuck and Elon are the redditors that redditor love to hate
Lol all he had to do was stop letting his chink wife give him those terrible bowl cuts and he looks normal again, he doesn't even need the beard but it helps I guess. Probably paid some "PR image specialist" an obscene amount of money to tell him to get a better haircut and grow a beard, I coulda told you that for free zucky boy.
Jack Harlow?
on god zucks bussin, fr fr
Alien technology is starting to becoming too advanced now.
Only after ZOG has been destroyed.
I kind of feel bad for the guy, he put on muscle, got into jiu jitsu and other combat sports. He looks much better than he did before but he'll never escape the alien/lizard jokes. Imagine getting mega rich and famous and people STILL treat you as a joke.
yeah poor billionaires, it's so sad they can't have everyone loving them in top of that
>you can't just treat a billioniaire like a human being because...you just can't ok?!
frick off commies
I never understood the mindset behind whiteknighting for billionaires, as moronic as it is atleast I get the angle when it comes to women but this shit just baffles me
Not even gonna give a (You) for such a shitty attempt.
Imagine getting mega rich and famous and STILL caring what people think of you.
boohoo the sociopath who started out with a gossip site about women's frickability ratings in college whose creations unscrupulously hoover up user data and undermine entire societies might feel le bad because people think he's autistic. i'm sure he devastated when he's chowing down on sweet baby rays.
priscilla is cute though, motherfrickers are moronic for saying otherwise. i'm not even a yellow fever gay. she's just underrated.
i think he's become more likeable lately tbqh, dunno why tho
Trying to be some sort of fighter just screams middle age crisis and is pathetic as frick when it comes from a billionaire. If he wanted to redeem his image or seem cool he could use some mental finesse and do something cool rather than latching onto the latest joe rogan caveman trend.
Do you care what some poor irrelevant sandBlack person in a pakistani village think about you? Probably not. For the same reason Zuck couldn't care less what you think about him.
jaja un poroto, a hernan botbol (creador de taringa), le acusaban de homosexual todo el tiempo, eso de reptil es poca cosa
fuera de joda el zucccc le parece a peluching ahora JAJAJAJ
I wish that was a turtleneck.
Justin Gaethje?
>Cliffy b cosplay
>in 2024
Bold
Always liked the Zuck
imagine if you were zucc and you saw some wigger AI slop version of yourself that actually looks way more attractive but if you actually make yourself look like that you'll be clowned for eternity
wigger zucc
I've been told multiple times I looked like Zuckerberg, how over is it for me?
He should go through a Zenpilled beard arc, like Jack Dorsey did. Would be kino
He seems like a genuinely nice guy, most of the online hate is just bantz that got out of control
>He seems like a genuinely nice guy, most of the online hate is just bantz that got out of control
man what. do you actually know anything about him.
do you actually know anything about him? or have you just read shit online and, as I said, taken the bantz too seriously?
>he’s actually le heckin wholesome bjj player and ufc enjoyer, he’s based now and it’s totally organic and not a carefully planned attempt to improve his public image!
You’re a literal moron and a homosexual
that's the best you can muster against him? holy shit are you pathetic
>>he’s actually le heckin wholesome bjj player and ufc enjoyer, he’s based now
yes.
and I'm only gay for Rich Evans
you should learn more about people before you suck them off. zuckerberg is not who you think he is and you'd know this with a quick search.
You should look up how zuckerberg israelited out an entire Hawaiian island of their land so he could build a billionaire resort
you're full of shit and clinically moronic. he bought a ranch not an island and the lawsuits were against people that didn't even live there but held some symbolic stake on his property
>do you actually know anything about him?
yes. he is obsessed with augustus and literally wants to be him. look up his kids' names. he's a weird, evil dude who does a bunch of crazy shit.
>simping for a israeli billionaire
KWAB
i identify with red squirrels over anything else, it doesnt make me one. by that logic, identifying as a woman makes a man one
theres an implied mutual association that comes with being white
Its a skin colour that you have or you dont and he has hit. you cant identify that away
>nose
>beady eyes
>face angles
And? White is a color.. plus blue eyes.
bussin ong
He looks like he's about to larp as an Italian and start reviewing pizzerias.
Reminds me of when J Allard from Microsoft went from some schlubby, balding nerd to a slick, extreme sports tech bro
Is he in his "How do you do fellow kids?" arc? Those tik tok kiddies wont come back to your shitty, no fun zone, site zucc
damn he fine
Why are billionaires like this
>trans woman with her ai wife
Dani Ric x Zuck link-up when?
lmao
>the social network
>the cooler social network
chad zucc will always live in your subconscious now and indirectly affect your perception of him. he won once again.
Just zucc my shit up
nta but he doesn't actually have a beard irl right now, it's a shoop.
heres the real pic.
also
>asian author
really seems like hes seething over wmaf
forgor pic
wait did someone photoshop a beard onto him or off of him
i know. my point was that even though it's not real the image is now ingrained in your mind.
they shouldn't have made the movie in first place
2010 was a disgrace already
Why doesn’t zuckerborg buy Cinemaphile?
why would he
Good investment opportunity, lots of room to make improvements
>good investment opportunity
got some coins to sell me too, Cinemaphile?
like what? given how obsessed the feds are with the scary incel menace if anything this place just seem like a honeypot or some shit, is this site even making money now?
I WROTE A SONG
I WROTE A SONG FOR YOU
Who is that frickboy?
He looks like Dave Portnoy
surprisingly, they're both israeli
If i was a public billionaire i would secretly pay cgi artists to photoshop my ass gradually bigger and bigger in all my public appearances until people got suspicious
You should start stuffing your pants
He's turning into Lil' Dickie
this brotha will never shake the smoked meats and sweet baby rays, no matter how much he tries to look like hes 20
he has a great color here, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile bros, How do I get that skin tone?
Eat carrots and sweet potatoes
thanks, I am really good looking, I just don't really care, I got children out of the deal
Whey is Black/zoomer culture and style infecting every white social group now? When tech bros are becoming Black/zoomer-fied something has clearly gone wrong with white identity.
>tech bros
Its literally everyone. American culture is a disease.
Legitimately a little disturbing that they've almost figured out how to make him pass as human
damn zuck looking good without that moronic lizard man haircut
hes beginning to believe
ZUCK KINDA CUTE!
Obviously still a reptilian but actually putting in some effort to look human for the first time sure helps
What is the necklace meant to convey? I don't why guys wear a necklace when they want to look tough. You can't deny guys wear a gold or silver necklace just to look tough.
"I am wealthy."
- well-known, wealthy man.
Maybe 500 years ago but every poor trashy wife beater in a tank top today wears one so I don't get wearing one to look wealthy it seems more like a "I'm a pitbull!" thing.
I know he cheats with tight pink pussy shiksas on ~~*God*~~™
>~~*God*~~™
*bloop*
new way to dig at Christcucks unlocked
He married one
>to understand the zoomer I must become the zoomer
>plant me a forest and hang some guy for me to record
I dunno why but he gives off serious fred durst vibes here.
What to do to glow up like him in my 30s if he could do it in his 40s?
I want to have sex but most importantly I want women to desire me and to show me they want me
the fact that you even have to ask means you are a lost cause
Hair transplant, HGH and test replacement therapy, a stylist for you and your chink wife and 9 figure net worth. No big deal bro.
nice chain around your neck, Zuck. Who put it on you?
Zuck is just a computer geek who hit it big. He has no pretensions about what he is as opposed to Elon who thinks he's the sole architect of the next 10,000 years of civilization.
Elon git all blown out by the success of SpaceX and Starlink, he now see himself as a type of nation-state
Looks like someone shooped Zuck's eyes onto Tom Hopper's face.
damn... he fricking ascended. its not over for me yet.
I fricking despise you whitepilled homosexuals so much. This world is nothing but a rigged system that favors khazarian reptiles and there is literally nothing you can do to change that.
Unironically leap off of a bridge
i COMMAND FEMININE AND USUALLY MASCULINE ATTENTION ON A WHIM, i ENJOY MY LIFE. sorry about the caps though
Yoooooo my man zuck got tha rizz tho
he looks like Marat Safin
What happened to our friend?