Shouldve been Little Mermaid

Should’ve been Little Mermaid

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should be my wife.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully she can be in the porn parody.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That movie shouldn't even exist. Live action disney remakes are ass.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol my breasts are bigger than his

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how fat are you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bout the same as you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Small breasts are bad
      homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are, and you're gay.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can she at least not look like a foot? You couldn't find a hot ginger? Her breasts look like socks in rocks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure there’s better looking gingers, but who fits the age of and is known

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea who that is but I am an out of touch boomer. You're telling me that is the best Gen Z has to offer??

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're grandma wasn't a spicy redhead, get the frick out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woops, I meant that for

      Should be my wife.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of my grandmothers were. Weirdest thing. My dad's side is white of mostly English composition, mostly blonde and blue-eyed. My mom's Hispanic, but of predominantly European mixture. No one on the Hispanic side is identified by others as Hispanic, they all look white. My grandfather's nick name growing up was "güero" which means blonde, because he was especially white looking despite being hispanic. My grandfather on my dead's side was 6'5, on my mom's side 6'2. Both married extremely short, feisty redheads.

      Both of my grandmothers were nick named "the little red fire ant".

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least pancake breasts can be repaired

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not like Ariel had Sydney Sweeney breasts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not once I'm finished sucking the last drops of milk out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying pancakes are bad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't have an opinion, post more

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oomph. I love redheads.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah but she looks like that chick in Brave

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over how delicious she looks here. Probably not going to sleep tonight.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't know don't care

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i-is that sadie sink kissing a BROWN MAN on TV?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
      pathetic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoophilia is mental illness chud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until she dates one irl I don't care.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she exclusively frick black men in her filmography?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the only career a whit girl can hope for these days? Endless romantic pairing with roody poos? She actually has talent but ~~*they*~~ just want to use her for propaganda

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can she sing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares? Dub her with the original voice

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or cast someone who can sing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          A Black person wrote this

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think only black people can sing? Or that there are no redheads in the world that can sing?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not any well known. Amy Adams could’ve done it 25 years ago. Here she is with originals Ariel voice actress

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cast someone who can sing.

          That would be a different approach for Disney.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know she has the pinkest nipples.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope so. Or lipstick red.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget her perfect pink butthole

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it is. In my head it looks something like Alyssa Harts. Which is even better.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure she could sing

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could've picked Jia Lissa instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha le prono actress. So all you gays have proven there was no red headed actresses that could sing outside the alien looking Black person.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need to suckle on Sadie Sink's pinks!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just think. If you were born a Saudi prince you could ask one of your servants to go get one of these for you and they'd do it and it would be one of the least unusual requests they've ever gotten.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing something? Did the Mermaid in the cartoon have a Lucie Wilde size rack?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pick a legit not completely I known redhead actor who could sing the songs? Maybe wasn’t woke shit. Casting directors couldn’t find anyone.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the foreign Voice Actress looks more suited to the casting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, one day you're going to slip up and get yourself doxed and everyone's going to know who the korean-spamming-sperg was all these years.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love redheads, but this b***h is like bottom of the barrel for them. Bottom of the dumpster tbh. There are so many way more attractive once. Francesca Capaldi, Sophia Lillis (I know she's not naturally a redhead, but she's ethnically Irish so she wears it well), Deborah Ann Woll, Sophie Turner, Christina Hendricks, Laura Prepon, etc. Sadie's just kinda gross honestly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No BDH. Tsk, tsk.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        42 year old BDH playing a 16 year old? None is you gays can pick a better choice to fit that age

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, he mentioned Laura Prepon who's in her 40s. He was just listing hot redeaheads. I'm not discussing who'd play a fictional mermaid in the latest live action trash fire from the mouse.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You replied to the wrong post, but I'm gonna defend that anon. 1. She's also supposed to be white. 2. I don't think BDH was being mentioned for her age but because she's a hot redhead.

          Francesca Capaldi unironically should have played Ariel, in the tiniest seashell bikini ever made.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She could've played her for sure. She looks too much like an actual Ariel for modern Disney though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's too buoyant live underwater.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called "The Little Mermaid", not "The Thicc Mermaid".

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes get a 47 year old to play a 16 year old. Hey, but the next suggested ie 36!year old bogged Lindsay Lohan

          >Reading comprehension

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the joke, your head, etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are your a moron. Ariel suppose be 16! 38 year old Deborah Ann Woll! Frick off!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        supposed to be white :^)

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like the little spermaid

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This chick is ugly. I don't mean ugly like repulsive I mean just plain and kinda masculine. She has that boyish poverty look some girls over here in the UK have, like Maisie Williams but not as bad. And yet you guys fawn over her because she has pale skin, blue eyes and pink nipples. It's clear as day you guys are so obsessed with race and purity that it has infiltrated your sexuality to the extent that a pretty face and a sexy body are secondary to whiteness which is your ultimate standard of beauty. Before I read it on Cinemaphile I had never even considered the idea of preferring one nipple colour to another or what it meant for someone's ethnic heritage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find dark skinned women hot as hell and wanna lick Sadie from head to toe. Your argument is invalid.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most beautiful woman in the should have been Ariel. Casting an older woman would have been a genuinely brave choice instead of another diversity pick, which is what we got.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      100%

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna build a time machine and travel back to when I was 10 and have Jessica Chastain rake her red nails all over my body while maintaining direct eye contact.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes get a 47 year old to play a 16 year old. Hey, but the next suggested ie 36!year old bogged Lindsay Lohan

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      chad most beautiful woman in the world poster vs

      Even the foreign Voice Actress looks more suited to the casting

      virgin bugposter

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadie is fricking perfect you goddamn morons. She's too good for this piece of shit incel board
    >B-BUT CAN SHE LE SING XDDD
    Here you go you morbidly obese subhuman fricks

    Oh frick I almost forgot to tell you, please go eat your brown mother's shit and die

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if sadie sink wouldnt bath for a month she would be sadie stink

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah should have been Jia Lissa

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no armpit hair and forearm hair
    No thanks. breasts got too big too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts got too big too
      You're gay for this, flat chests, nice nips, small breasts to nice plump ones like Sadie has are delicious.
      But
      >no armpit hair and forearm hair
      Agreed.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just as ugly as bailey

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Black Mermaid Vs The Blacked Mermaid

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needs to do interracial porn.

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