>show comes back after 20 years. >nobody says shit

>show comes back after 20 years
>nobody says shit

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because it's pozzed.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks so soulless without Gandhi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they offed ghandi?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indians got offended because Hindus view him as being a spiritual force.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was one of the main characters of the show, what the frick

          meanwhile jesus christ is fine???

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Prophet Mohammad makes a cameo

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It seems Christians and Catholics aren't such as pussies as Indians

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Indians mad that their sleazy perverted spiritual leader was portrayed as a sleazy perverted high school kid

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christcucks tuened the other cheek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Jeets sperging out and getting CH canceled over this when Gandhi wasn't even portrayed negatively just makes me wanna drown them all in their own poo pits.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gandhi wasn't even portrayed negatively
        bruh
        he was funny but i get it

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are the new characters? Only one I recognize it Frida Kahlo (but they made her look like a gender fricked troon, which, although she was an ugly Mexican, she was a woman)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro she had a mustache and unibrow, what other features other than her actual features are making her look like a troon

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage art style

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why didn't they bring Gandhi back? Did they kill off the character? It just seems weird for him not to be there. It like watching Simon and Garfunkel without Garfunkel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't killed off they did leave it open for him to be unfrozen https://www.cbr.com/clone-high-revival-series-no-gandhi-why/

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clone high
    >From the creators of Clone High
    ???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They cloned the show

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ioved the first season. We used to watch it in theatre class back in highschool.

    Watched the first 2 eps last night. It was ok. The pozzed shit is to be expected and they at least make fun of it. Trying to cancel Abe for saying gay, and gay, and blah blah...but the real issue is the lack of ghandi. Just feels incomplete without him.

    "Tell em you said you'd bring the beards! Still be a pretty sweet party."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So who are the ugly new characters featured on the cover (other than Frida Kahlo whom I can only assume will be a woke boss b***h latinx womxn)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frida, Harriet Tubman, Confucius, and Christopher Columbus...though he changed his name to distance himself from the real one who is now regarded as a colonizing rapist.

        Frida was the most annoying because of her zoomer speak

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What an uninspired set.
          >Frida Kahlo
          Boss babe Mexcan womxn!
          >Confuscious
          Le wise Chinaman!
          >Harriet Tubman
          Powerful black woman
          >Not Christopher Columbus
          Yawn and pandering to woke moralistic

          This shit sounds like it sucks a fat one.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pandering to woke moralistic

            they're literally making fun of cancel culture...

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              By including Harriet Tubman, Frida Kahlo and a castrated Columbus eh? Whatever, anon.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon doesn't care about that, he wants them cancelled anyway

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                God yes.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they're literally making fun of cancel culture
              Not really. Theye making fun of misusing it but they're entirely endorsing it as a concept to be used against Whites only.

              It's like how conservatives """oppose""" trannies by insisting on grooming being delayed until they're 8 instead of 7, or making the entire thing about women's sports. It's just fake and gay controlled opposition to give you a useless pressure relief valve

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not as bad as it sounds because its still taking the piss out of all of them. It's in a wierd place of making fun of zoomer cancel culture while also representing it.

            It honestly wasn't as woke as I'd feared. But yea the magic is gone without ghandi...maybe also because I'm fricking 20 years older and not in high school watching it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I'm being pedantic, sorry anon. I can imagine it'd be worse than the original by virtue of it being far too long gone, as you said.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I had the same fear I was just had nostalgia glasses, but I rewatched two episodes last night for the first time in years and that held up pretty good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      watched first episode, it's really good so far

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to go back troon >>Cinemaphile

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They cast some other b***h as Cleo but Cleo's og voice actor is in it
    They made what 4? 5? 4th wall breaks in the first scene
    Fricking awful not a single writer got the show.
    Its clone high made by a zoomer who has had clone high explained to them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They cast some other b***h as Cleo but Cleo's og voice actor is in it
      White people arent allowed to voice black people anymore

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ignoring the historical fact that Cleopatra was not black at all

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show is a parody of incredibly earnest “very special” episodes of teen dramas
    >the shit they parody doesn’t even exist anymore
    Also : No Ghandi /No Watch

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Show is a perfect time capsule of the early 2000’s
    >Bring it back and make it gay
    I hate living.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without the emo/pop punk soundtrack this show would not be nearly as good, it does so much heavy lifting in terms of tone/feel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it sounded to me like they got abandoned pools to do a new version of the intro?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea didn't they used to say "sexy teens"? Or did I always mishear that lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yup, they changed it to fit the new plot

          >pic related, where the "sexy teens" lyric would have been

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't say sexy teens in 2023 anon

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like shit and is probably written by a bunch of shitskins

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every scene felt off, the new writers are missing the plot. Small example, making the shadowy government figures diverse with all the colors of the rainbow. I'm not b***hing because of woke, I'm b***hing because it misses the point of them being nearly identical Glow in the Dark types. Not only are they not threatening, I don't think the new female writers even understand what they are parodying. Go ahead and extend this example to the entire genre/parody/genx period they don't seem to understand even exists.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think the new female writers even understand what they are parodying
      Many such cases

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shot in the intro of van gogh implying potential romance

    van goghbros... our time is now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Sacajawea right? Really any huwhite man would make her cream

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hence chad Teddy Roosevelt bleaching her in night at the museum

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >casting a historically closeted homosexual man with schizophrenia in a heterosexual relationship
      Yikes now this is problematic

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clearly pozzed

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone care about a 20 year old MTV cartoon doing a gayer, browner, even more POZed remake?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the first one was a super underrated gem.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think what they're going for is a show targeted at millennials who watched the original in 2003 and how society has changed over the last two decades and how it feels to have grown up as a millenial and cope with living in 2023

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HIDING INSIDE A CROWD
    >MY HEAD IS INSIDE A CLOUD
    >GO WHERE THE MUSIC’S LOUD
    >AND ALL THESE TALKING HEADS ARE BLURRED IN VIOLET HUES

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one wants to watch a bunch of fictional characters all agreeing that Harriet Tubman is cool.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every new show have to center around social commentary. Where is the storytelling?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starts with j ends with ewishwomen

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they make Frida Kahlo look like Zendaya on purpose?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, they got rid of ghandi to appease the pajeets but still showed him frozen? oh and jesus christ shows up again in season 2?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We must redeem the corpse

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only people over the age of 30 gave a shit about this and they move on to the next nostalgia moment as quick as this one. Who cares

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick, I didn't know Clone High was 20 years old. I thought it was pretty recent.
    trying to pick out the faces of new characters, looks like Frieda Kahlo and DaVinci maybe on the right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christopher Columbus actually

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Ghandi, no watch.

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