>show has a designated ''most attractive girl''

>show has a designated ''most attractive girl''
>fanbase find the trailer trash girl as the most attractive one
how many cases of this are there?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's fanart of Marie though.

    Most fanart skips over her rotten teeth. The gag is she's isn't overtly ugly like her sisters but then she fails basic hygeine.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finding any of these anything beyond repulsive is a clear sign of everything wrong with cartoon gays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. jonny lover

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you find anyone in ed edd n eddy attractive you have brainrot

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using fanart
    Shit bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay.
      THIS is the white trash nobody likes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gross

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I grew up around white trash and this speaks to me. Around middle school all the girls started getting big muffin tops and either kept them forever due to poor nutrition and no exercise, or kept them plus got even fatter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. every person who uses fanart to prove their girl is the most attractive is a disingenuous gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using fanart
        Shit bait

        That's fanart of Marie though.

        Most fanart skips over her rotten teeth. The gag is she's isn't overtly ugly like her sisters but then she fails basic hygeine.

        >nooooo it's fanart reeeeeeeeee!!!!
        so? it's pretty on model and people actually considers marie as the most attractive

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and people actually considers marie as the most attractive
          mostly because of fanart and like that other anon said
          she's easier to attain than nazz

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a female character’s popularity depend on that? Neither of those girls are real so both are equally unattainable. Also they both have canon love interests, they wouldn’t date someone else anyway.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Double D is not Marie's love interest because he's not interested in her, he's interested in Nazz who has her eyes on Kevin who has his eyes on his bike. It's completely one-sided plus she's shown to be pretty open to other boys in general like

              >Marie literally only wants Double D, you’re not getting her unless you’re as neurotic and polite as Double D
              It's funny you say that but ignore the fact that the Kankers liked all boys in general, it was just easier to catch the Eds
              But if Rolf, Kevin or even Johnny were caught, they received the same treatment as the Eds

              Even Eddy's brother didn't get caught to beat him, we all know what they did to him

              said.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            umm anon, you know people make fanarts of a character because they find it attractive right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >on model
          >can still tell the artist drew her with large boobs despite the crop

          Yeah ok

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nazz wasn't the "most attractive girl", she was that cool neighborhood girl that all the guys wanted to be around because she was fun but also a girl.

    None of the guys likes the Kankers. They're supposed to be dirty trailer trash in-verse (call Ed gross but at least he has a perfect set of white teeth unlike the yellow shit Kankers) on top of being downright mean and abusive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nazz wasn't the "most attractive girl", she was that cool neighborhood girl that all the guys wanted to be around because she was fun but also a girl
      why not both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t really make sense for Ed to have white teeth considering he has the worst hygiene out of the entire cast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently the Kankers are just worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some people just get weirdly lucky. I've known one or two people who basically never brushed with teeth that stayed eggshell white for most of their lives until they suddenly started having issues in adulthood. For lack of any better explanation, the only pattern I noticed was every single one of them drank a frickload of whole milk their entire lives and hated drinking water.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >large brown stains on his undies
        How did they get away with that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what we've seen of his parents, I'd think his mother was at least on top of making sure Ed and Sarah brushed their teeth.
        Hell, she might've even tasked Sarah with making sure he does, which she would gladly do out of interest in lording over Ed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          This makes the most sense. Ed's parents aren't perfect, but at least they are marginally present and are competent enough to provide enough for their kids to afford the house. Sarah would definitely do that just to have some power over Ed but Ed himself is pretty agreeable and submissive to begin with.

          Too bad they couldn’t make sure if he wiped his ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what we've seen of his parents, I'd think his mother was at least on top of making sure Ed and Sarah brushed their teeth.
        Hell, she might've even tasked Sarah with making sure he does, which she would gladly do out of interest in lording over Ed.

        This makes the most sense. Ed's parents aren't perfect, but at least they are marginally present and are competent enough to provide enough for their kids to afford the house. Sarah would definitely do that just to have some power over Ed but Ed himself is pretty agreeable and submissive to begin with.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nazz wasn't the "most attractive girl", she was that cool neighborhood girl that all the guys wanted to be around because she was fun but also a girl.

        None of the guys likes the Kankers. They're supposed to be dirty trailer trash in-verse (call Ed gross but at least he has a perfect set of white teeth unlike the yellow shit Kankers) on top of being downright mean and abusive.

        Apparently the Kankers are just worse.

        Some people just get weirdly lucky. I've known one or two people who basically never brushed with teeth that stayed eggshell white for most of their lives until they suddenly started having issues in adulthood. For lack of any better explanation, the only pattern I noticed was every single one of them drank a frickload of whole milk their entire lives and hated drinking water.

        From what we've seen of his parents, I'd think his mother was at least on top of making sure Ed and Sarah brushed their teeth.
        Hell, she might've even tasked Sarah with making sure he does, which she would gladly do out of interest in lording over Ed.

        [...]
        This makes the most sense. Ed's parents aren't perfect, but at least they are marginally present and are competent enough to provide enough for their kids to afford the house. Sarah would definitely do that just to have some power over Ed but Ed himself is pretty agreeable and submissive to begin with.

        A mother of 3 with no husband living in a trailer park wouldn't be able to afford healthcare for her children .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >None of the guys likes the Kankers.
      I can't even remember anyone outside of the Eds really interacting with the Kankers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy teamed up with them in that one episode. Sarah spoke to them a bit in the ship in a bottle episode. Lee and Kevin got shipped together in the Valentine's day episode. Marie said Jonny was weird in whichever school episode that was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every major appearance of Nazz involves one or more of the guys trying to not jizz in their pants in her presence. How dumb are you?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m glad someone made a stealth kanker thread, i’m in a crustpunk pussy kind of mood today.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blondes are basic as frick and you're a stupid fricking contrarian for thinking that nazz is any good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignorant take. Also, Marie is probably just dyed blonde. Does that make it any better?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always just assumed blue hair is the show's standin for black hair. There aren't really any characters with a full head of black hair but a handful of ones with blue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the only girl in the show who wears eyeshadow, which is blue as well, so it's likely.

        It's probably boring brown hair, since the sisters have different fathers, and that would make them into a classic "blonde, redhead & brunette" trio.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a childhood tomboy girl that would molest me and make me sniff her butt and yeast infected brown dried discharge crust covered twat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda did. Tanya Buck. She fricking hated me for some reason. I was like 6 or 7 or something. She pissed on me. Stopped visiting my friend because she was always there. Genuinely don't know what I did to piss her off. Another time I was in the mall, checking out a ps3 in the box. She's there and sees me looking at it and decides to just be a dick and say something like "pretending you can afford it" in the b***hiest way possible. I thought she was cute, short brown hair and nice face, but her personality was really fricking awful. Can see why no one liked the kankers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She pissed on me.
        Is that a typo or did she really?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah she did. I was sitting in the old boat in my friend's backyard, and she just came up to me and did it. Due to being 6 or 7, I wasn't turned on by it.

          There’s a good chance she actually really liked you and was awful to you because she knew you’d pay attention to her.

          No she didn't. If I think about it then I think she hated me because her parents hated my parents. I could be mixing that up with someone else, but I think that's the reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a good chance she actually really liked you and was awful to you because she knew you’d pay attention to her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need help

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Problem is Nazz is much harder to get, she’s unattainable by every boy except maybe Kevin who's bikesexual. Marie’s a total bawd so I guess dudes like her because they think they would have a higher chance with her if she was real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Problem is Nazz is much harder to get,
      She is the village bicycle in a village where no one knows how to ride.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's weird how she went from being friendly to an outright bawd a little before the school seasons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her main purpose in the show was to be eye candy for the male characters so the writers decided to double down on that for the sake of jokes, which weren’t even that funny anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her main purpose in the show was to be eye candy for the male characters so the writers decided to double down on that for the sake of jokes, which weren’t even that funny anyway.

          What I feel is the weirdest part about the School seasons to me is that Naz isn't class/student body present/cheer captain/star track athleet/etc for every one of the extra curriculars. She seems like the overacheiving and sociable type to do that. But I guess establishing Naz as an authority figure would inevitably lead to a default state of conflict with Eddy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t Nazz also like Double D, the character these people project onto.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess dudes like her
      ywnbaw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marie literally only wants Double D, you’re not getting her unless you’re as neurotic and polite as Double D. Nazz is ironically more easy to get with as long as you’re not a weirdo like Johnny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Marie literally only wants Double D, you’re not getting her unless you’re as neurotic and polite as Double D
        It's funny you say that but ignore the fact that the Kankers liked all boys in general, it was just easier to catch the Eds
        But if Rolf, Kevin or even Johnny were caught, they received the same treatment as the Eds

        Even Eddy's brother didn't get caught to beat him, we all know what they did to him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think Jimmy will tell his boyfriend his first kiss was with trailer park prostitutes?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Kankers alternated between who they liked. Double D was just a consistent source of interest for Marie. There are times where all of the Kankers will focus all of their attention on just one of the Eds, like the episode where Eddy can't pay the bribe or the one where the Eds try to scare the Kankers off by flirting with them and they all immediately start to jump Ed at first.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real men frick purple rocks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      nazz van fartanschmeer

      nazz is the cutest >u<

      isn't that show is for lesbians?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amethyst fricks human men.

        • 3 weeks ago
          nazz van fartanschmeer

          well, like, congrats i guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SU outta nowhere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Steven TROONiverse

        OP asked if there were any cases of the trailer trash girl being more attractive than the “pretty” girls, and amethyst is a great example of that. She’s just to beautiful, while pretty girl Pearl just looks like a bird.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Steven TROONiverse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fell in love with her the second the pilot aired.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I originally hated the show when it first aired (I was very homophobic at the time but I got over it) but even then I always had a massive crush on Amy

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marie was always overrated to me, literally just blue Nazz. Lee was the best Kanker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician taste.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid, I never liked Nazz because she just seemed boring. I couldn't understand why the show had this running theme of the Eds being attracted to her to the point where they break out in sweats whenever she's around when there's absolutely nothing interesting about her. What kind of name is Nazz, anyway? Marie always appealed to me more.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fanart not only makes Marie look better but leaves out how horribly cruel and abusive she is.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both are ccuuttee

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    may is the best kanker, op

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >freckles on ass
      Hnnnggg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's acne, anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I shall pop them all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's acne, anon.

            >Kankers have chicken skin
            KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tummy
      HNNGGH

      That's acne, anon.

      incorrect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where is her goofy buck teeth? Why do fan art always ignore the fact that she's weird looking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they want her to be capable of giving blowjobs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nicest Kanker
      >White teeth; the only Kanker that actually takes care of her hygiene
      >Likes poetry and is actually quite intelligent
      She's the best one, no debate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no buckteeth
      L A M E.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just know marie grows up to be 300lbs with loads of shitty tattoos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the Kankers are going to get really fat. That’s what happens when you don’t exercise and live off of fish sticks, chicken nuggets, hot dogs, and macaroni and cheese.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What cases?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is the limited ability to portray her as unattractive. Its like now moms in cartoons only have an extra line under their eyes but otherwise you don't see any sagging or rougher textures.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked may better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she'd more than likely grow into her teeth and if not they are easily replaceable. I think the only thing that would make her look off would be her ears pushing out from her thin blonde hair like with jap girls

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choices
    >Normal, nice, slightly flirty cool girl
    >Girl who will suck all your internal organs out through your dick on a first date
    It's a real mystery why some people prefer the second

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if Nazz didn't have prominent lips in her character design I think she'd have more art and fans imo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about prominent lips on a girl in a cartoon that makes them LESS attractive?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        derpy look

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They make girls look like old hags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about prominent lips on a girl in a cartoon that makes them LESS attractive?

      I'll never understand this. I love prominent lips on cartoon women. Half the reason I was into the kankers so much is the way the lipstick looked when they kissed the eds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate lipstick unless it's black

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Water finds its own level.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like all the Kanker sisters but I hate that homosexual that keeps ruinning every EE&E thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The armpitgay/futagay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How often does he actually show up?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 82% sure he's the one that makes the threads and half the posts

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That just sounds like paranoia.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, Dutch guy! What should we name these characters?
    >Dutch guy stubs toe
    >KANKER! KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKER!
    >Jeesh, OK, if you feel so strongly about it...

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost every time. I think it's intentional at this point.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think that's rare?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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