show is a 6/10 at best but i really really really really really want to make out with this version of rayman
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show is a 6/10 at best but i really really really really really want to make out with this version of rayman
Show seems extremely middling with the only iconic thing being "WOW IT'S RAYMAN (and other Ubisoft characters)" and it fails to capture the essence of why people like Rayman
surgs
people like rayman because he's funny limbless man. nobody likes rayman for his personality because he has none. he only loves to sleep a lot until another doomsday cataclysm forces him to wake up.
i liked him in Rayman 3 where he was the straight man in a world full of morons
>he has none.
False
>he only loves to sleep a lot until another doomsday cataclysm forces him to wake up.
And sometimes he is the cause of said doomsday cataclysm
This show is basically Rescue Rangers where it's OCs with the character skin slapped on and that's the only relevant thing this entire show does
yeah i gotta agree, i know it’s like the point of the show but i can see why fans of the other series included aren’t happy with it. jade and pey’j got the short end of the stick :/
>Old-school 32 bit segment
Oh this is cool
>4 in a row
guess they took inspiration from such well renown shows like mega man: fully charged
Its decent goyslop, besides they kill almost all main characters lmao
Post the cow
Do it now
Mods delete the cow
Hybrid rights or whatever stupid name they went with
Absolute legend..
He's got good taste in prostitutes
Really bothers me she has human feet and not hooves or something.
It would look like shit if she had hooves on her feet IMO, You can replace her hands with hooves tho and it would look good still tho
I would absolutely marry a cow or feline woman in this world.
Hooves? Digitigrade or plantigrade? For me, it's the latter. I'd just want the human toes switched out with hooves.
Is Rayman supposed to be a hybrid in this universe?
He was sucked in from a dimensional portal and ended up finding himself at home among the hybrids since the normies all saw him as a freak.
No, the hybrids are from Beyond Good and Evil. Rayman was left behind after a previous Rabbid invasion of earth, and used as a living cartoon was used as a friendly mascot by the Templars from AssCreed when they took over.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Wait are the hybrids actual humans who had genetic modifications done to them or something else?
IT'S ACTUALLY RAY-MAN?! WHAT THE FRICK?!
Who the hell watches the news while eating sushi?
I do.
Its his show, I'm guessing he was just eating it anyway, and wanted to see how they would do an episode without him.
let the man eat what he wants damn
Is the cow the one Rayman doing coke off of? It was kinda quick and I was a lil drunk to actually tell if it was a cow.
Or is it the cow that the guy dies trying to protect?
Why
because he's a Cinemaphile user
no im just a girl with weird taste in men
breasts OR GTFO
not unless you’re rayman
Back off, prostitute. I saw him first.
move it b***h you had your turn
Rayman isn't even interested in your bawd ass
gtfoh he wouldn’t even look at you and that man is a bawd
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
What you get turned on by innocent characters being edgy
if you want an actual answer i like how his arc was written in the series, and his design and personality in the games are very cute
also i think “innocent” is the last word id use to describe rayman
wtf pikachu would never do this i'm literally shaking and crying rn
same but it's not weird, I've always had a crush on rayman since the first game and this version of him actually talks even if his personality is different than what I imagined so it's still yumebait I'm fully willing to take
it's the hair for me really
Why are you repeating what anon already said?
Couldnt Rayman like take out the terrorists low difficulty with his power scale?
Rayman is the best character
Sam is alright
Bullfrog is good but is a bad AC rep
Every other character got fricked over hard in this adaptation. Especially Jade and Pey’j
yeah those are my exact thoughts. don’t know what they were doing with sarah’s character.
>Bullfrog is good but is a bad AC rep
Feels like they mixed the Bubble Dreamer from Origins and Legends with a new character. Still don't understand why.
This is an odd turn, never thought people would wanna frick rayman
I guess the fact he's canonically hung is also a big help
something something there’s enough of him to go around
The real question is is his penis detachable like his hands?
probably
Rayman was my first husbando, both me and my sister had a crush on him
Is it really? Had a crush on him when I first played Rayman as a kid and from the look of this thread you can clearly guess I wasn't the only one
Yes he is
>Women like confident men with a sense of humor
Unbelievable
I literally know zero about this show except that Rayman is a character
honestly you could probably just watch a compilation of scenes he’s in, rest of the show isn’t great
That's what I did by accident and I'm so fricking confused. Is this a real show and not some YouTube animation?
its official and on netflix but it kinda blows
Rayman finally has an anime?
>6/10
I'm with you. The show does things I like, but also pisses me off.
I thought the girl was funny. Didn't like her dying or the double tap bomb.
I loved assassin's creed frog. But it was kind of depressing seeing him sit a cell (which I think he's going to get executed)
Splinter cell was great. Reminded me of my friend who use to play those games.
Animal hybrid is an interesting idea.
This show left me feeling negative except for Rayman story. Or Ramon.
> loved assassin's creed frog. But it was kind of depressing seeing him sit a cell (which I think he's going to get executed)
Rayman rescued him at the last minute
I can't I'm fricking living in a timeline where Rayman of all fricking characters has become a god damn sexyman for Twitter fangirls
Women are just as horny as men but are evolutionarily programmed to conceal it more because pregnancy, at least around people they're not in a committed relationship with. The internet's made it so that women can be more openly horny about things, women have always had a wide range of tastes it's just more in the open now. If you exist, someone wants to frick you. Yes, even you.
rayman always had hoes
They humanize him a bit helped. Personally I prefer the frog
Better than ray being forgotten, I just wish he was the main character
>Suicide Squad ripoff
>pointless racism allegory
>Cody Rhodes appearing and dying in a minute for no reason
>boring unlikeable main character
>Ubisoft characters (including Rayman) being them in name only, except for Sam Fisher
>Sarah Fisher having three different character arcs that don’t mash together
>le funne frog with magic bubble powers
>pandering 8bit and 16bit sequences because I LUV VIDEOGAMZ
>choppy animations
The only reason why is being watched is because of Rayman being in it, but he could be anyone else really since he doesn’t act like Rayman at all , also what happened to the giant Rabbids?
>boring unlikeable main character
It's even worse when the shit I complain about character dying is exactly his fault for going off mission.
>pandering 8bit and 16bit sequences because I LUV VIDEOGAMZ
I liv that shit, and I don't even play videogames
The rabbits got killed offscreen by niji 6
I think stuff like Rayman doesn't really have support for something really edgy like this. The only thing that really comes to mind is Inspector Gadget that would work well, but that's because some of the original ideas for the show was a lot darker.
Why was cody in the show? Did the creators just wanted an excuse to meet him?
maybe he wanted to be in a cartoon
by the way the scene where he dies is exactly like how KGBeast dies in Batman Assault from Arkham, like almost beat by beat
He draws dimes
Raymanbros..
the Sam scenes were cool but it bothered me that he went full on kill mode, that is not how you play Splinter Cell
also who gives a frick about the Watch Dogs guy?
Rayman is objectively hot. He's pretty much a sentient sex toy for women. A disembodied penis, two massive hands and a playful yet smug personality. Also, he has literally dozens of hot fairies lusting after him. That's competition.
calm down
personally i just want to give him a kiss on his big nose but yeah sure that too
That takes me back to reading magazines as a kid. I still remember an advertisement that was a double spread page, basically a snake eating a rat and the ad was a cricket video game.
He’s so dreamy
Don't know about this "Rayman" character but my Brother played his games when I was a kid and until I was like 5-13 I did the Rayman scream as if it was my catchphrase. I didn't even know what his deal was all I knew he punched wizards or something
6/10 is VERY generous.
It's so weird how Adi Shankar basically has this thing where he can just make shows for Netflix relatively few people watch. Like that Guardians of Justice show NO one watched. There is no discussion of it online at all, it's insane. That show was basically a forerunner tot he mixed media approach he uses here.
wasn’t he also on castlevania though? that’s been pretty successful no?
Of course it was, it was a slick looking adaptation of a very popular gaming IP starved for new content that people happily crowdfunded a spiritual successor to it, and Season 1 still landed just enough beats to have people stick with it to see where it ends after ending it by having the most popular character in the series show up and join the team. It would have been more impressive if it wasn’t a success.
Nepotism
Successful because he's a dipshit raping an IP that everybody is already familiar with. It's like Ian Flynn and Sonic.
haven’t watched the series nor played the games, from what ive seen people have been enjoying it well though 😛
I'm enjoying laughing at how bad many scenes are. Almost anything involving the OC self-insert main character is awful and I had to skip through a lot of it.
I liked how they gave Rayman his own in-universe origin slop film.
i was referring to castlevania but i 100% agree the rayman stuff carries the show
I think if his power rangers thing had actually gone through we'd have been able to avoid this early but I have noticed people starting to turn on him
DMC might be the breaking point
>i really really really really really want to make out with this version of rayman
Good luck with that, 'cause his mouth is way the hell on the other side of that schnoz.
simply have him lift his chin up a bit and problem solved
Posers are so predictable
*poseurs
does he ever do the flippy hair copter thing or what
he doesn’t unfortunately
How is this connected to Blood Dragon?
It isn't. He said he was going for the same "vibe" as Blood Dragon, but he doesn't even really do that. The name is more or less just a reference to how this is an ubisoft tie-in crossover show.
So I'm not going to watch it.
They called Laserhawk a Mark IV Cyber-Commando like they do in the game.
Honestly the most disappointing thing about the whole show. An actual Blood Dragon show would be have be awesome.
Actually, it wouldn't be because they'll hire the same people who made this show for it.
God I want to sit on his face and bounce my pussy on his gigantic schnozz
relatable
i should draw his dick and balls later
>All these femcels gushing about Rayman is taking attention away from the heifer prostitute.
I need art bros...
Bubblize that b***h
>Furries already turning their back on her because hurrdurr no hooves
Pure mental illness, human feet are the best
>heifer prostitute
Heifers are neutered male cows
That's a Steer.
Heifers are cows who have not yet given birth.
>That's a Steer.
No need to be homophobic
have a sfw but spoilered because you never know
Something you drew?
>Boyfriend
I think it's more of a professional relationship.
you can buy girlfirends now, God bless japan.
>rent FTFY
Things progress.
>Rayman getting his life back in order and marrying the cow prostitute
Based.
cute
I will now watch your show.
An anon already had a blender model in the previous thread. Coomer artists work fast man.
Its just a matter of putting a cow girl head on a human body
>still, link?
Can't find the exact post but here's a reupload
https://static1.e621.net/data/95/e8/95e837d5a849fa5194d5d0a74e5de6f0.gif
they didn't NEED to make her glisten like that. Now a literal cowgirl is getting me all hot and bothered and I don't like it.
but I kinda do
https://twitter.com/ChunkerBuns/status/1715482081558462744
>Chunkerbuns
He's going to make her fat
>High Density Feed Lot
I just realized. The cow girls are there specifically to be milked dry and reach higher quotas of lactations.
She cute
Hhhot.
Rayman canonically banged Barbara.
Rayman would love cocaine, I mean look at his nose
cocaine is pretty tame now, there's better stuff out there
t. twitching junkie
>he doesn’t know
I'd marry the cow prostitute.
Pretty Good as far as IP-wank goes. Bullfrog is best boy
>"So tell me Ajay, who are you rooting for so far? Have you fallen into Amita’s honey pot, or have you been dazzled by Sabal’s flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own, that’s your lifestyle choice to make. He isn’t my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumptions some may make about my appearance, I am indeed batting for the other team. You more than most should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy".
From Pagan Min in Far Cry 4. He flamboyant but straight breaking stereotypes that men can dress fancy without being gay. Breaking stereotypes. In this it's like they just saw his design and was like frick it he's a massive nancy homo. Didn't even get Troy Baker back to voice him.
Why are you reaching for authentic in-character content from what is clearly a Ubi flavored shitpost
It would've been funnier if they put Vaas in as like a nice guy who sells ice cream who happens to come across as incredibly menacing
>knockoff cyberpunk
>underdevelop your characterskill off all your characters in rapid sucession
>twist reveal in last episode
>cliffhanger ending
>breakneck pacing where nothing can limger for too long
>can't settle on themes for the story and it's just a hodgepoge
>all the villains die too quickly or appear too shortly to give a shit about them
This feels kinda like the story was made by a rookie.
wow, that does sound like dogshit. if anything it sounds like a bootleg edgerunners, lmao
Which one of these beloved characters need a Rayman pop?
What the frick were they thinking with Jade and Pey'j?
i was so disappointed like why include them if you’re going to kill them before we could become attached to their characters? jade had so much potential and i can’t imagine how it must feel for the BGAE fans.
As a BG&E fan, the easiest cope is that it’s not them, and it’s just two morons who have the same names. The way they act they may as well have just been OCs like the frog.
It’s a waste of an appearance, but at least there is an acknowledgment the series still exists in some form.
It's just not for the average American viewer, but if you love Last Man or Mutafukaz it's great. Maybe I'm biased because they had Balak to do the series.
Does Jade appear in any other context past episode 2?
Cause I really didn't like episode 2, and I can't see myself going back to finish this.
No, but if you're giving up on the show, at least get a look at the last fighting scene which is nice enough to enjoy without context.
she does, kind of
Flashbacks?
there’s like a dream sequence at the end where all the dead characters show up, and she gets a few lines there whilst wearing a swimsuit
You deserve a bullet in the skull homosexual
calm down it’s just a drawing
>Kill all the 1%
> one member is not there
> The member that is not there is the only unkillable Cyborgue in the 1%
Why all the templares aren't unkileble cyborgs?
Because they don't wanna get hacked?
What is this? Please summarize.
Captain Laserhawk, new netflix animation that's essentially "what if cyberpunk 2077 but with ubisoft characters."
Rayman is a government propagandist who does cocaine and that's the most memorable part of the show.
M-M-MICKEY MOUSE SMOKING A BLUNT?!!! THE WEST HAS FALLEN, HE WOULDN'T DO THIS. ITS WOKE ITS WRONG BAND THIS FILTH
Rayman is for Bullfrog
artist?
don't do this to me anon but also post more shipping art I beg of you