>shows up for 2 minutes
>no idea who the frick she is
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>gets replaced by a neckless freak
FPBP. Built like a cabbage patch kid.
>florence pugh
more like florence pig
This isn't the type of Pug we needed in DUNE.
>gets replaced by a neckless freak
>didnt read the book before watching movies
ngmi
reading books is for gays
frick books, I said read DUNE motherfricker
Yes.
Ok, andrew tate
>rules the universe
>names his daughter I-RULE-ian
:/
for me it's the extended cut intro where it sounds like richard crenna is narrating to you from a timelife history book
realistically, how much of Dune 84 made sense to you?
100% of it but that's only because I'd already read the book. I can only imagine how incoherent it must have appeared to the uninitiated.
Still wish they'd given Lynch two movies like Villenueve got. His version looked so great but it just got chopped to pieces
>I can only imagine how incoherent it must have appeared to the uninitiated.
Exactly. And that's why I never recommended the movie to any one, even though I had a soft spot for it.
I have never read the book and the movie makes sense you fricking moronic illiterate.
These people are fricking stupid.
>I can only imagine how incoherent it must have appeared to the uninitiated.
I watched Dun 84 as a kid before reading the book and all of it made sense to me, even as like a 10-year-old. What is so hard to understand?
The ended to the movie kinda messed up the story. Now there's rain on Arrakis? That's gonna kill the worms and frick up the spice
That's exactly what happens in the books.
Not all at once, but it does happen.
I watched Dune 84 the first time this year, I'm 35
I got it perfectly fine anon
But then, I'm a trek fan so random aliens and loosely connected stuff don't bother me at all, so I may be a little biased
Only thing is what
pointed out, If there's water now, where are they gonna get the fricking spice, planet is saved and it's cool now, but it isn't really the center of the universe now I guess
one complaint i have about the move is that messiah stories are cliche, but that's a plot point because the bene gesserit seeded messiah legends in stupid normies to control them in times of need. it's a farce, but the movie plays it straight.
read Messiah, it's a great follow up. Paul hates being godemperor.
When I read this tome years ago I got the impression it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. It was originally intended as a fable, but eventually they started to believe their own bullshit and try to make it a reality, and they succeeded.
I'm not reading all that shit again though.
Strangely it made a frickload more sense the one time I watched it on weed.
Everything is explained, it makes total sense. I really dont get you people.
100% and without reading the book
Fricking Based! Based as Frick!
DuneBros, tell me about the planet Ix and the Ixians. Why are their machines so much better than what they have on Richese?
Because the ix are xinkees
The Ixians secretly use thinking machines.
When my father, the Padishah Emperor, heard of Duke Leto's death and the manner of it, he went into such a rage as we had never before seen. He blamed my mother and the compact forced on him to place a Bene Gesserit on the throne. He blamed the Guild and the evil old Baron. He blamed everyone in sight, not excepting even me, for he said I was a witch like all the others. And when I sought to
comfort him, saying it was done according to an older law of self-preservation to which even the most ancient rulers gave allegiance, he sneered at me and asked if I thought him a weakling. I saw then that he had been aroused to this passion not by concern over the dead Duke but by what that death implied for all royalty. As I look back on it, I think there may have been some prescience in my father, too, for it is certain that his line and Muad'Dib's shared common ancestry.
-"In My Father's House," by the Princess Irulan
I fricking loved those intros. Can you post the the Royal Crèche one with the naked 10/10 where Irulan spies on her father?
i've been listening to this while working recently.
everytime it gets to this part in the story, i always say "Your a witch, like all the others!" cause it makes me laugh
These were my favourites especially with the audiobook. Everybody should listen that shit, they had large cast in that.
That audiobook is weird because they have a cast of like 6 people playing the different characters but some chapters are just read by the narrator so it was hard to follow at first. I prefer the later ones where they have the narrator read the whole chapter and just put on voices for the different characters
how did the emperor want him dead???
I could stare at that pic all day. Virginia Madsen is gorgeous.
Honestly if it was just her face on the camera reading the entirety of Dune from the book instead of the script, it would be more kino than the actual film itself.
Lnyches movie apsolutely mogs the ᑐᑌᑎᑕ
Only greater maturity could help him understand the chronic mental limitations of the “professor-doctor” type—the product of generations of pathetic Puritanism; kindly, conscientious, and sometimes gentle and amiable, yet always narrow, intolerant, custom-ridden, and lacking in perspective. Age has more charity for these incomplete yet high-souled characters, whose worst real vice is timidity, and who are ultimately punished by general ridicule for their intellectual sins—sins like Ptolemaism, Calvinism, anti-Darwinism, anti-Nietzscheism, and every sort of Sabbatarianism and sumptuary legislation. West, young despite hi pplmarvellous scientific acquirements, had scant patience with good Dr. Halsey and his erudite colleagues; and nursed an increasing resentment, coupled with a desire to prove his theories to these obtuse worthies in some striking and dramatic fashion. Like most youths, he indulged in elaborate day-dreams of revenge, triumph, and final magnanimous forgiveness.
DuneBros...
Possibly the only well cast character in Dunc
She is amazing.
It's established pretty early in the movie that she is the Emperor Shadaam's daughter. Weren't you paying attention, ADHD boy?
it's really easy to miss. she gives the expo, then there are a few shots before the scene in the throne room where she is identified as Irulan and told to scram by Shadman.
she says in the info dump that her father is Shadman but doesn't give her name, so it's easy not to connect her appearance in the intro to her 4 seconds in the throne room.
then you don't see her for 2 hours until the end. and i can't remember if she even has anything to say.
but sweet mauadib i'd be her consort
I have bad news for you, anon: you're not very clever.
mmmm skinny twink
mommy hot and sweaty in the desert
must not let any moisture escape...
Why was there sexual tension between them in this movie.
>birth a literal god
>he's a cute twink
Because Hollywood.
i think her aversion of her gaze is more of an allusion to a kind of reverent air surrounding him, given the fate that awaits him and her full knowledge of the planning of that fate. it's like she couldn't help believe it a bit herself too.
What about the scenes in the tent?
A lot of the dune books have weird sexual tension in them
There is literally no sexual tension between Paul and Jessica in the book
I was talking about the sequels but yes you are right.
everyone is far too dry in that film.
and in the lynch version too;
If they're not in a stillsuit they should be soaked in sweat,
it looks like they stepped out of an air conditioned RV on a cold morning and the mother fell in the mud or something, not like they were running/moving through the desert after being shot down or whatever.
Then there's Zendaya's shitty acting, the shitty choreography; Frank Herbert's idiotic Shields being the thing that basically makes most of the combat in both the book and any attempt to adapt it to film idiotic.
make that twink glisten! show us some fear! some passion! some fricking blood;
niiice
Attractive. Besides that DOG of a woman, Zendaya. And that pudgy Pugh, Dennis actually has good taste in women. LUV from BR2049, for example, had a very similar beauty.
I’m sure the studio forced to cast Zendanya
A lot of the casting felt like it was done by higher ups
>Timothee because the industry keep pushing him in everything (although it might have been a a personal choice by Dennis since they are both frogs)
>Zendeya for the same reason
>Mamoa and Brolin because they want the capeshit audience
>Javier because they needed an ethnic sounding guy to play Stilgar
>Oscar Isaac because Basedwars
>My son is a scrawny DYEL
He should be recast for part ii
I got me a massive boner
Image her taking mulled spice that makes her boobs drip every morning, and you have to drain them while she works your cute little wiener in her lacy panties, making you release hot spirts and squirts making a big mess in them, marking them as yours as she coos good boy, good boy
hot
Can't even watch that horrid effeminate blockface.
I once accidentally bought this movie as a kid when I actually wanted to get that TV mini series on dvd. This movie was like some bizarre fever dream version.
>Literally says she's the Emperor's daughter and a Bene Gesserit
Americans and zoomers should be put to death
Let's hope the Fat Pug gets 0 minutes.
>here's your beautiful imperial Princess zoombro
it's ok to be gay
puta
There isn’t enough paint in the world.
I bet she gives a top tier sloppy toppy
They had to diminish her so she wouldn't excessively outshine that DOG of a woman, zendaya
Looks almost exactly like my (israeli) ex
Hated that c**t, weird to only remember in hindsight how out of my league she was. All I could think of at the time was how I wanted her to piss off. Used to phone in the sex.
looks like Virginia Madsen
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>no idea who the frick she is
A cuckquean.
>literally states she's the emperor's daughter
>no idea who the frick she is
moron.
are those lips natural or are they an early success of plastic surgery?
The slight asymmetry of her face here, is good.
as for Dune;
>Paul Atradies is fricking gay for preferring some bedouin-raised academic-brat.
Dune is hard to read and frankly boring in most of it;
Like Most sci-fi and fantasy from the post-ww2 era it's badly written dreck.
The only good sci fi comes in short story formats written for magazines and newspaper serials;
1960's sci fi in general is full of what I can only describe as "Horny old men hitting on 14-24 year olds"; but being pretentious about it.
This is in contrast to the pulp authors of earlier decades where any horniness is tempered by at least some self-awareness that it was ultimately cheap shlock, though frankly a lot of fantasy up into the 1960's also had a lot of weird Yellow Peril and Hillarious-in-Retrospect ideas of "Race Science" when the writers were NEETs and Shut-ins.
don't think the sequels were shy about being horny schlock
You do a great autist impression.
For me it was the peak of that shitty movie. It built up really well with her speech. I can't believe they cut it out in their even shittier extended version.
I hope they cast Kyle Maclachlan as the Emperor
Mogs the shit out of that Florence Pugh.
it is puzzling how shes there to deliver exposition and open the story but shes also a character in the story and doesnt introduce herself. I had no idea in the deleted extended version the final confontation with the emperor shes there and you can see her but in the normal cut she seemingly never shows up again. I actually love this movie but this is probably my most glaring flaw with it.
filtered
How will they adapt the orgy
They'll cut it. Just like we'll never see Paul and Feyd's naked wrestling duel.