Shrek 2 is really and shockingly awful.

Shrek 2 is really and shockingly awful. Stop pretending it's a good film because some E-celeb from YouTube told you it's a masterpiece. It's garbage.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2 is one of the best animated movies ever made and you're not going to change my mind just because pop-culture references make you seethe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pop culture references is low quality humor. There's nothing funny, intelligent or interesting in making a reference of something and expect people to laugh at that because "I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE THING I KNOW"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name literally one funny joke from Shrek 2 that isn't a pop culture reference or a fart joke. Go on, I'll wait

        You want reasons?
        >overrated
        >boring
        >unfunny
        >outdated
        >visually unappealing
        >vapid
        >horrendous characters like Fairy Godmother
        the only good thing is puss in boots, the rest is trash, one of the worst Dreamworks/PDI efforts ever.

        You're an embarrasment to your parents.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      I don't know why people on these boards feel the need to be contrarian and go "Old popular thing is bad. I don't have any actual REASONS, but it's bad because... it just is!"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You want reasons?
        >overrated
        >boring
        >unfunny
        >outdated
        >visually unappealing
        >vapid
        >horrendous characters like Fairy Godmother
        the only good thing is puss in boots, the rest is trash, one of the worst Dreamworks/PDI efforts ever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a REASONS on why this sequel is good? Go on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      By that logic, The Super Mario Bros Movie 2023 is one of the best animated movies ever made because it has references.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say Shrek 2 was good BECAUSE it had references, just that it wasn't any worse for it.
        I'm not even American, I didn't catch any of those jokes when I watched as a kid, and even missed a few rewatching as an adult, and I still love the frick out of the movie.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL alert incoming

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP Raped and Gaped once more

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they get so angry about references anyway? Its fun

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Pop culture references is low quality humor. There's nothing funny, intelligent or interesting in making a reference of something and expect people to laugh at that because "I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE THING I KNOW"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      Why do they get so angry about references anyway? Its fun

      Autism, the answer is always autism.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name literally one funny joke from Shrek 2 that isn't a pop culture reference or a fart joke. Go on, I'll wait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best post ITT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why don't we pop in for a spell?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fairy Godmother pulling into the drive-thru

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A pop culture reference in all but name (look! fairy tale land has mcdonalds too!)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          its funny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Donkey being a dickhead on the way over
      >The dove smacking into the wall and falling when Shrek and Fiona step out of the carriage
      >Puss' fight with Shrek
      >The reveal that the whimsical potion shop is an industrial factory
      >Shrek and co pretending to be the fairy tale version of OSHA, and the receptionist slyly turning the microphone away so his boss doesn't hear
      >Getting through with their shit tier disguises
      >The women fawning over human Shrek and his pants falling
      >The guards planting catnip on Puss
      >"I'm wearing women's underwear"
      >Pinocchio celebrating becoming a real boy only for that to end during the fight
      >The blind mice's attempt at consoling him
      >Donkey's reaction to being turned back into a Donkey

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Filename
        Zoom zoom

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >crying over a file name

          >Shrek and co pretending to be the fairy tale version of OSHA
          pop culture reference
          >Pinocchio celebrating becoming a real boy only for that to end during the fight
          pop culture reference (pinocchio)
          >The blind mice's attempt at consoling him
          pop culture reference (the three blind mice)
          >Getting through with their shit tier disguises
          that's just lazy screenwriting

          Ah, so you're moronic. Now I understand.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope zoomie

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you also think wojaks are high board culture?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shrek and co pretending to be the fairy tale version of OSHA
        pop culture reference
        >Pinocchio celebrating becoming a real boy only for that to end during the fight
        pop culture reference (pinocchio)
        >The blind mice's attempt at consoling him
        pop culture reference (the three blind mice)
        >Getting through with their shit tier disguises
        that's just lazy screenwriting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire dinner scene is kino.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That scene is the perfect example of what a sloppy unfinished piece of shit Shrek 2 is. At 2:00 Shrek coughs a spoon onto the dinner table, but when the camera pans back at 2:11 the spoon is nowhere to be seen. Where did it go? Did it magically disappear?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The animation in this movie is very poor and with really ugly and disgusting designs for the human characters

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 2 was great and your desperate attempt at making a heckin contrarian meme xD shit genuinely cringe worthy.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's a tiresome film

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, sharktalegay.
    Everyone else report him en masse for spamming and ban evading.
    https://sys.Cinemaphile.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=140583799

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rule 7 brother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it. Give me the rundown.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some autist gets upset that people shit on Shark Tale because pop culture references movies are good when they're about gay fish Goodfellas
        >proceeds to spam the board non-stop with Shark Tale threads because this will surely change people's minds
        >gets rangebanned, then shifts to shitposting about Shrek 2 non-stop because this will surely change people's minds

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek is dreck

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