>like something ironically >circulate for years >normies get in on the joke late and wont shut up about it because theyre all npcs >hollywood gets the thumbs up to reboot/rehash/resell/sequel the joke into oblivion and shill more plastic and polyester garbage to disney adults and funko enthusiasts
why are millennials the most cucked of all generations
Yeah. The movies were good, but the ironic humor about it really seemed to be a reaction to just how big a thing Shrek was, despite it really just being taking the piss out of fairy tales & then just kinda disappeared. It had to go away for a while before people started to make Shrek into a meme and encapsulating just how odd the early 00's were with shit like Smash Mouth.
The only thing that really compares is the Minions.
>lonely guys in their formative years seeing girls aggressively pursuing "loser" outcast characters to make out with them >Marie and May both look fairly attractive; Lee sometimes does during instances her face is shown
Hope we make it to 2025.
If Im still here by 2025, im gonna kms in a non-sarcastic way
this is what would be used for a sarcastic suicide
It's not ogre yet, anon.
nah. its ogre.
Hollywood and Cinemaphile are awful at letting things stay dead.
>like something ironically
>circulate for years
>normies get in on the joke late and wont shut up about it because theyre all npcs
>hollywood gets the thumbs up to reboot/rehash/resell/sequel the joke into oblivion and shill more plastic and polyester garbage to disney adults and funko enthusiasts
why are millennials the most cucked of all generations
Please, do not be lying.
Ironically? Shrek 1 and 2 were great. I did not see 3 or 4.
theyre good movies but the subculture around it, smash mouth, irony, and things like shrek is love shrek is life, all obviously ironic
Yeah. The movies were good, but the ironic humor about it really seemed to be a reaction to just how big a thing Shrek was, despite it really just being taking the piss out of fairy tales & then just kinda disappeared. It had to go away for a while before people started to make Shrek into a meme and encapsulating just how odd the early 00's were with shit like Smash Mouth.
The only thing that really compares is the Minions.
>the early 00's
the comfiest time period hands down
humanity peaked sometime around 2006
Shrek is so old that even it being an ironic meme is old at this point. Like shrekchan was over a decade ago. Enough time has passed to try a new one.
Shrek 2 is shit
3 and 4 aren't worth seeing free, let alone for money.
God I want to fuck slimy and smelly Fionna
Fionna is just one of those characters from my childhood that I can't sexualize no matter how hard I try.
For me it's
>jessie (team rocket)
>kanker sisters
>muriel
>Jessie
fucking weak
Muriel is the only one there I can understand.
>the only one there
nigga you should be questioning why ANYONE finds the kanker ogres attractive in the first place
That's easy.
>lonely guys in their formative years seeing girls aggressively pursuing "loser" outcast characters to make out with them
>Marie and May both look fairly attractive; Lee sometimes does during instances her face is shown
Easy coomer bait.
not even her volcano fit?
Just imagining her swamp ass is making me heave.
https://files.catbox.moe/jx1uat.png
Is this that shrek meant when he compared ogres with onions?
Just imagining her swamp ass is making me leave.
It probably smells like a fresh peeled onions
Are you ready to take the ogre-load, Cinemaphile?
>Shrek 1
great movie
>Shrek 2
rehash of the first movie
>Shrek 3
more spinoff than Shrek
>Shrek 4
better than 3 I guess
felt like the series had run its course at this point
Bro stop jerking off to your childhood.
>Bro stop jerking off to your childhood.
Anon, that's what most people do on this board.
no they don't. show me five people who do.
Not that anon but
>Guy
>Sharktalefag
>Barneyfag
Here's three for the count
Probably the jennyfag threads and shit like this
Demon
And other annoying nametards
Sigmund Freud
I know it won't flop, the question is how well will it do next to the other Shrek movies?
So what ever happened to Shrek 2 Retold?
I know they had a premier, but did they ever upload it to youtube or anything?