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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how keep trying to make the Fremen a bunch of secular types surrounded by fundi morons.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look mom i'm acting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grew up in a desert society where every custom and tradition revolves around conditioning its members to subconsciously preserve body moisture
      >even shedding a tear for the deceased is considered taboo
      >habitual mouth breather

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she have the disposition of a 21st century American female on social media?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look mom i'm acting

        I'm reading the book and Chani keeps being described as "the girl with the elfin face".

        Is this what an elf looks like?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're literally space arabs and bedouins, as in the in-universe lore says that's where they came from on earth
          how are they going to be elfin

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chani is the daughter of liet kynes, who is not native fremen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a elven maiden

          >Imagine the smell in Chani's still suit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought elves don't have melanin and are blind because they live deep underground

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that sounds more like gnomes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >short, upturned nose, wide mouth, widely spaced eyes, and full cheeks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >okay Zendaya, in this scene Paul will propose to the royal princess and we want you to show you're not happy about that
      >but don't overdo it

      Kek
      This is the new "major female star" Hollywood tried to push

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her and Anna Taylor AYLMAO face

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anya is a trillion times prettier than Zendaya and a better actress too. She was needlessly and disastrously uglified in Furiosa. This isn't a racial assessment btw, there are countless prettier mixed race women than Zendaya including quite a few actresses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grew up in a desert society where every custom and tradition revolves around conditioning its members to subconsciously preserve body moisture
      >even shedding a tear for the deceased is considered taboo
      >habitual mouth breather

      I truly and honestly do not understand. Does this b***h have tapes on them or something? She’s not a nepo baby, she’s not hot enough for a casting couch, her actin ability is mediocre and that’s a generous assessment. Is she some forced humiliation ritual they’re pushing on us?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's obedient and with the complete make-up and glam she does above average. It's an attempt at getting people used to seeing black-ish women in these roles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grew up in a desert society where every custom and tradition revolves around conditioning its members to subconsciously preserve body moisture
      >even shedding a tear for the deceased is considered taboo
      >habitual mouth breather

      >CUT! thank you Zendaya that was beautiful
      >now just frown at the camera like you're taking a really hurtful dump, it'll be rad
      >perfect, we can end the film on that

      she is so fricking ugly, is she a nig, latinx or what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mystery meat 56% mutt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this hollywood insert monkey is one of the worst thing to happen to the industry.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >okay Zendaya, in this scene Paul will propose to the royal princess and we want you to show you're not happy about that
    >but don't overdo it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paul’s original line was “Chani, we’re completely out of fried chicken.”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apoplexy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU SEE THIS FRICKING SLAM PIG. I'M GETTING THAT THING PREGNANT INSTEAD OF YOU! I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF IT ISNT BOOK CANON, YOU CAN TAKE THAT ABBO NOSE OF YOURS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. YOU GOD DAMN MONKEY. YOU FRICKING APE!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In this part of the story, the viewer is supposed to look at Paul's decision here and think to themselves "nooo Chani is his one true love this has to be some kind of trick or ploy, or just a political marriage!"
      But movie Chani is so insufferable and has negative romantic chemistry with Paul, so when he asks for the princess' hand in marriage the viewer thinks "huh that could be interesting, why not? Chani hates his guts anyway"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the lip bite and eye twitch only turns me on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like a moron

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CUT! thank you Zendaya that was beautiful
    >now just frown at the camera like you're taking a really hurtful dump, it'll be rad
    >perfect, we can end the film on that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya is actually a known method actress, you can't see it in this shot but she was really taking an enormous shit just outside of the frame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fade to BRAAAAAAAP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so they'e setting up Zenyada killing Paul (like she tried to do in 2nd movie)
      How is this even remotely "faithful to the original" ?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you remember that scene with the final pre-battle meeting between the Fremen leaders? when Paul delegates different roles to his commanders?
    my suspension of disbelief breaks when Zendaya is one of those.
    it just doesn't work at all, i watched it with my brothers and they all said the same. everyone else has the veterancy or gravitas to feel like they belong there but she's this stick thin catty high school girl whose visage and demeanor are so obviously out of place in that scene
    it's like seeing a basketball team gathering round during a timeout and some short fat guy's pretending he belongs there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The action scene where the cgi version of her kills a bunch of harkonnens, then turns around, takes her helmet off and glowers at the camera is the equivalent of the all female avengers scene in endgame- forced, lacking all subtlety, and stupid

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM PAUL ATREIDES
    >SON OF ONIONS JAK
    >DUKE OF Cinemaphile

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get the spice wings paul

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking racist chud

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's weird how there were no older women who actually looked like they could be weathered and capable warriors (Jamis' widow for example). it was just old women and girls in their 20's.
    also now that I think of it it's strange that we never see any Fremen children either

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine the smell in Chani's still suit

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