*sigh* Somehow... Captain Phasma has returned.

*sigh* Somehow... Captain Phasma has returned.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one will ever touch post ST. Not even their single post ST film is even happening now.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BASED Rian Johnson fricking up the second movie so bad they cancelled 4 different trilogies

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are StarWars Black folk fricking insane? How can they want every single second of every single character shown, fricking give it a rest. Can't wait for the spinoff of the space israelite in the junkyard in his early years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna see Tatooine bar arm chop guy get a series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Robot Chicken actually did that in their Star Wars Special.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i want 6 movies about both of them hunting treasure. but episode two they realize its exploitative of the indigineous little ass goblins or whatever so they just stop and spend the rest of the series helping them peacefully protest against their oppressors (who are inexplicably white men). also they're gay and other people aren't cool with it so they have to calmly explain why that's fine every single episode over moon tea or some gay shit. otherwise something fun might happen. also jedi can time travel, and han solo babysits their kids in one episode, and he says something like "man i'd hate to run into them in a dark alley".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh wait! the kid is actually adolescent and they do a whole bottle episode where her and her friends ruin hans jacket and need to fix it before he wakes up from his space nap. but they just don't fix it and when han gets mad the girls all explain why men can't be angry anymore and how actually they're good for ruining the jacket because it was made of ass goblin leather.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Doctor Cornelius Evazan was a human male from the planet Alsakan who was a promising cosmetic surgeon until madness made him begin practicing "creative surgery" on his patients, leaving his victims horrifically disfigured. During an encounter with a bounty hunter, which left his face hideously scarred, the Aqualish thug Ponda Baba rescued Evazan, following which the two formed an uneasy partnership. While working as the personal doctor of Dryden Vos, Evazan created an order of servants known as the Decraniated. Wanted men, he assumed the alias of "Roofoo," while Baba became known as "Sawkee," and after committing a rash of crimes on Milvayne, Evazan was nicknamed the Mutilator of Milvayne.

        This goes on for forty-seven pages.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that character is an old walrus mask lucas poorly shaved and forced upon a minority. and yet this is what he became. this much weaponized autism was completely thrown away by disney. maybe they were right all along...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >this much weaponized autism was completely thrown away by disney.
            Anon, that is from the disney page.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh... jesus i don't know how to feel. seriously that news fricked me up. they threw away the old shit to make more nonsense? i thought they just cleared the slate to get some breathing room i didn't realize they were rebuilding this homosexualry. frick me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Disney stories are just them taking the autism of the EU and redoing it but even worse. My favorite aspect is that their canon has had more retcons in just a few years than the EU did despite having an entire team to keep that from happening.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guy on the left has a long story arc about trying to become immortal, even involves him having clones and Boba Fett kills them

        Disney SW is a shitshot, but EU was also mostly shitshow with some good stuff every now and then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/c/ThatJunkman/videos
      this dude makes a star wars video every day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would infinitely prefer Watto: A Star Wars Story to anything Disney is making right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where the FRICK is my trilogy about droid torture that explains the metaphysics behind a hunk of metal feeling pain and its associated emotions. Give the people (me) what they want, Disney.

      inb4 a wookiepedia link that actually details the metaphysics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How can they want every single second of every single character shown
      Because they make MONEY from it. Not from customers though, but from investors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did it for the Mos Eisley cantina as a gimmick and... they may have gone too far in a few places.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would have rather seen wattos story than obiwan, han solo, rogue one, booba fett, ahsoka, andor, etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They literally can’t help themselves. Their dopamine receptors are so blown out by le heckin cool moments they crave every iota of the Star Wars universe. Its like a kid in a candy store, they can’t help themselves. Although unlike the kid, they can’t get full. They’ll just keep consooooooming until they die from a blood clot in their leg from being parked in front of the tv for 14 hours straight

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When's he getting his spinoff, Disney?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fading shots of the Death Star
      >*echoing* This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it...
      >fade to black
      >*DOOOOOOOM*
      >title fade in
      >M O T T I
      >*crowd goes wild*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY KEK

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of want to see Kathleen Kennedy do this in an attempt to one up The Mandalorian and fail completely.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah yeah...
    redemption arc...
    (yawn)
    yadeyadeyada...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what she does next

    why bother now when you already had three movies' worth of opportunity and did precisely jack shit with it then?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't we just have... you know... interesting and original standalone stories that have nothing to do with the trilogy of trilogies, but simply take place in the Star Wars Universe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mando season 1 is about the best you'll get. MCU has taught disney that you can make a killing of people seeing the thing they saw in another thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or we could just have original stories instead of making bloated marvel style "expanded universes" and "multiverses"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about Disney goes bankrupt and gives the franchise back to George Lucas so he can completely erase every pile of garbage they've shit out and ruined the series with. Reinstate the EU and then let the franchise die with some semblance of dignity.

      Frick Lucasfilm.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        George Lucas is fricking 78 years old and hasn't directed a movie in 17 fricking years. Stop pretending that ancient incompetent frick is going to come back and save your franchise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats what they say about trump too, pal.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phasma will be the Star Wars equivalent of Will Ferrell's character in the Austin Powers movies if this happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every episode ends with her getting into a situation that should obviously result in her death

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather someone actually do something with Phasma to justify her existence than get pretty much anything else Star Wars they've made other than some select episodes of the mandalorian

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death is more meaningless in Star Wars than capeshit comics now. Embarrassing and depressing. The saga is wholly and entirely undermined at this point, they've destroyed every character and crushed the core soul of the story and themes.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    George Lucas I always laughed and joked at your refusal to sell Star Wars

    FORGIVE ME!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Robot Chicken is gay
    gay opinion

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow Captain Phasma what a great character that had like 10 lines and died in a fire. Nobody's ever really gone.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She did literally nothing and fell to her "death" without doing anything in all 3 movies, didn't she? Why in the frick would they ever bring her back? She was a comic relief character that was written out of the story because China wanted to limit the screentime of the blackie.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STAR WARS IS DEAD

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason, falling down massive holes in the Star Wars universe does not kill you.

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