*sigh* somehow, Sauron returned

*sigh* somehow, Sauron returned

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its literally in the book you moronic zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its literally in the book
      I'm not that anon, but I don't think any of season one was in any of the books, beyond some characters and places in name only. The events and actions taken by nearly every character in nearly every instance was created for the show. I think it would actually be harder to find examples of the show actually following the books than the opposite. Why should we expect season two to be different?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn homie how can u read so much LTR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those are all fake books by his estate to bank on, Tolkien only ever wrote Lotr, the Hobbit and the Silmarilion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was he thinking when he wrote The Rings of Power? This shit is trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which book?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only watching it in case we get to see Tom Bombadil's wiener.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God how are they so bad at literally everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tech companies think they can make all decisions with algorithms and datamining, that's why. Apple TV is even worse.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he returns many times in the stories.
    wohoo season 2 in couple months

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, it's season 2 and the rings of power haven't even shown up yet?
    What the frick was season 1 about? The right cheese for a pinot grigio?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Galadriel stops Trump and some hobbits walk through the woods and then an elf cries on a tree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I forgot most because they took so long to do new season. Will probably have to rewatch S01 before S02 starts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was about elves stealing men's jerbs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surf Dracula

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Bleh! Radical Bleh!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone got the pasta?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick was season 1 about?
      Romantic tension between Sauron and Galadriel, not hobbits going on a walk and finding not Gandalf, and Mordor being formed through an ancient Rube Golberg machine that sets off a volcano.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and Mordor being formed through an ancient Rube Golberg machine that sets off a volcano
        Was Mordor "made" in the books or not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 was aboit putting Black folk on tv.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick was season 1 about?
      Basically just to make Galadriel inextricably tied to everything that follows.
      Probably just studio mandate that they needed a female character at the heart of the story so they spent an entire fricking season making such she could never be far away from the drama ever again.
      I mean she's even the reason the Numenoreans start infighting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are all the major new shows based on female protagonists?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          femoids are the demographic with the largest spending power and simultaneously the most easily influenced by marketing/advertising.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the rings of power haven't even shown up yet
      They have, they were quickly created in the last episode of season 1. Everyone, including the season 2 writers, are just going to forget that fact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they made the first three in season 1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your Rings of Power bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, those look exactly like the "princess" rings my little sister would get ages ago from the cheap toys aisle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They look like they bought them off of Wish.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't the show have ended right here? I mean there are the rings, what more is there to say?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they still have more lore to rape with the rings of men and dwarves.
          the rape train has no brakes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your Rings of Power bro.

      They have the elven rings, and looks like they start using them ep1
      Infact Galadriel has Nenya on when she's doing that Avengers shot fighting the wights so will probably blast them magic or some shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >will probably blast them magic or some shit
        I don't doubt you're correct in the way the show will portray the power of the three rings, because like everything else, this show must pervert the original text.

        >The Three were not made by Sauron, nor did he ever touch them… They are not idle. But they were not made as weapons of war or conquest: that is not their power. Those who made them did not desire strength or domination or hoarded wealth, but understanding, making, and healing, to preserve all things unstained.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nenya? What's Nenya?
        >Nenya business, Inceleborn! *walks away*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Infact Galadriel has Nenya on

        The what now? So let me get this straight... Galadriel is a warrior instead of a magic caster, she constantly screams her lungs out letting everyone know how she is feeling and what she is thinking, she is not married nor has children but instead has the heats for Sauron and wears his ring? Is that correct?

        Seriously have the writers of this shit even ever heard of Tolkien at all? I mean, that´s literally the opposite of everything written in the lore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I couldn't finish season 1 and I made it through 11 seasons of The Walking Dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Galadriel being established as the primary antagonist with the hero Sauron needing to find his strength to defeat her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Galadriel being established as the primary antagonist with the hero Sauron needing to find his strength to defeat her

        Unironically, this will very likely end up being Sauron's pitch to Celebrimbor to get the rest of the rings made.
        She can't be trusted and is selfish, she only wants to keep the power of the rings for themselves (literally said so to Celebrimbor). Sauron wants to heal the world and give magic rings to all the races.

        She's the weak link that nobody trusts and so he will exploit that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That actually makes a lot of sense. Sounds a little too well thought out for Amazon though.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lowkey kino

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE CHEESE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would prefer if somehow Adar returned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't the actor quit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the character's still in and plays his part in the story, who cares about actors anyway?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH LAWD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEM RANGS

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top billed actors for S2
    Probably indicative of who will be getting the most screentime, in that order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon has probably only made Charlie Vickers more prominent becasue Sauron was the only character in Season 1 people didn't universally loath, ironically.

      we can look forward to them having no real idea what the frick to do with him or how to expand whatever plot points they're planning for him to season length.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Amazon has probably only made Charlie Vickers more prominent becasue Sauron was the only character in Season 1 people didn't universally loath, ironically.

        The people making the show literally stated years ago that the big events the show would cover are
        >The rise of the Dark Lord Sauron
        >The forging of the rings of power
        >The Downfall of Numenor
        >The last alliance of elves and men
        You think they just decided this season to make Sauron a prominent character in the 2nd age? lol
        He defined it

        Also they said they intentionally wanted the audience to love Sauron (referencing the same thing done for Satan in Paradise Lost) before revealing he's actually the worst guy imaginable. Conversely they wanted you to dislike many of the elves in s1 because they are acting selfishly and manipulatively, to the detrimental of others around them. It's how they get the elves to be deceived by Sauron in the first place, because they are being selfish c**ts ready to be manipulated but that won't last forever.

        Your just exposing yourself to the fact that you fell for all the tricks of these hack writers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're giving them way too much credit.
          Literally the only thought behind the writing is let's fill it with moronic romance things to capture the female audience.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are 5 seasons planned in advance.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is gonna bomb compared to house of the dragon lol

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the Elfvengers stop Sauronos from getting all the infinity rings?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a curious choice considering the whole superherothing is winding down.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Movie executives are generally the last to realize a trend is out of date. This scene is example of that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Such a curious choice considering the whole superherothing is winding down.

          its not like the first season was filled with fresh exciting shot choices.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very true but that is literally the avengers assemble shot but with elves... like they're trippling down on the whole moronic sword jumping bullshit thing that not even a 12 year old would think is cool or whatever.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had no idea season 1 even dropped. Isn’t this show just a way to p*z lotr with the American Black? How are they not ashamed?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could they have possible made sauron any gayer looking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, like the elves from the Jackson trilogy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He literally has a bow in the back of his hair, kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the book is stated that the elven lords want to frick him and they are not able to keep composure around him.
      so making sauron turbo gay and homoerotic actually follows the lore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He shoukd unironically be played by Hunter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anything he should look gayer

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Annatar the Fair, one of the most beautiful elves of all time and they casted someone with Gosling's misaligned mutant eyes, kekw. And not even a real blond, sad.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watch for mommy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a mouse pup?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't make fun of her, she's autistic
      she had to listen to an audibook of lotr even cause her ADHD was so difficult for her brain

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 2 > 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 mogs all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blanchett was a casting frickup, but at least she can act, and presumably has read the books

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Blanchett has never read the books, I mean she only had 10mins total screentime anyway.
        Elijah Wood still hasn't read the books to this day though, in fact alot of the cast didn't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1 is over 118 years old

      Elves are weird

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think 3 is still the most popular version.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elizabeth Debicki would have been the perfect Galadriel if the film was made recently
      She even has the same height

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she probably passed on this knowing how big a piece of shit it would be

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Galadriel spends a week on a boat with Sauron, he makes her feel like a woman, she even squirts and has earth-shattering orgasms
    >then she has to go back home to deal with all those small dicked elves and their "love making" soft shit
    Girl, I FEEL you

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron's going to get Deadbrimbor strung up in Eregion town square, make Galadriel watch and then gaslight her into believing it was all her fault. She will have an emotional and mental breakdown and by crying at his feet when daddy Sauron comes with a new proposal.
    It will be kino

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OOOOOOHHHH LAAAAAAWWWD
    >LAWD
    >LAWD
    >LAWD DEM RANGZ
    >DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
    >OH LAWD OH LAAWDY LAWD

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hobbits are the shittest part of PJ's LOTR but also RoP
    tell me again bookgays why these worthless fantasy gyppos need to be jerked off nonstop

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forge the legendary Rings of Power, threatening to bind all peoples of Middle-earth to his sinister will.
    Didn't Sauron just show up and give everyone cool rings and no one noticed a problem until it was way too late after he forged the One Ring in secret and fricked everyone over? This synopsis makes it sound like he's marching across the land forcibly putting rings on people in some bald-faced evil plot to openly control everyone.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bet the eagles carried him aaall the way here

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
    > https://rangs.ytmnd.com/

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suddenly they use an elf that actually looks like an elf for poster material? peculiar!

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Suron even embodied in the books? I thought he was just an evil force.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a tall withered burnt black man with 9 fingers, according to gollum

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does the trailer have 15 mil views? I don't know anyone who has watched the show, or even heard of it

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many seasons till the Last Alliance?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow, Chuck returned

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a prequel.

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