>Silence!

>Silence! I kill you!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This made boomers piss their pants laughing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      quads of truth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i still piss and shid my pants

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back when we only had four channels, this shit was extremely hilarious to me.
    Then I got 40 so more channels.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this guy on a cruise ship before he got famous. The entire experience was a turd painted gold so a cheesy puppeteer wasn't jarring, but when I saw him on TV a few years later I realized we had fallen as a society.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a teenager when my friends showed this to me. They couldn't stop laughing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when your friends have a dogshit low IQ style of humor and you can never show them the shit you find funny
      I feel you anon

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    life was better before obama invented tolerance 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a cel from this show, not sure what scene it’s from though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick, where do you have it from

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What show is this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the stick-in-the-mud bleeding heart liberals who even then found this racist and unfair to the musliminos
    really weird that their place would be taken over by /misc/gays

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    severely autistic friend in middle school showed this to me thinking its the most hilarious thing ever
    its actually kinda funny though

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has no ears
    >demands silence
    This homie make no sense

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did americans want me to hate a religion that recognizes Jesus as a messenger sent from God to destroy the anti-christ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Jesus IS God, he's not just another prophet. You'll go to Hell thinking he's just a "messenger."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gaslighting mudslime
      why are they like this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Jesus IS God, he's not just another prophet. You'll go to Hell thinking he's just a "messenger."

        omg i love muslims so much they really enrich our country I will now donate to palestine thank you totally christian anon

        >literal moronic mutts have no argument so they literally seethe like children

        cope homosexuals lmao also noahs ark wasn't real dumb pussies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because islam demands that you use stones to wipe your ass after taking a shit. It's in the quran.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*americans*~~

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muslims are literally INBRED and moronic. Have you ever spoken to one? They are subhumans. Maybe arabs weren't like that back in the day, but the cousinfricking through the centuries has clearly taken its toll.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, they were that way back then too.
        fun fact: Thomas Jefferson formed the US Navy to specifically to kill muslims.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      omg i love muslims so much they really enrich our country I will now donate to palestine thank you totally christian anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We need to import all the Muslim to our country -ack!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Islam is a religion for idiots. It's theology is offensively stupid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Aisha was 6, you sick frick pedophile

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember he appeared in some other tv shows.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter if it isn't funny because it's still making fun of muslims which is based

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily seethe thread.
    You only hate him because he made fun of muslims and wasn't cancelled for it.
    There are thousands of comedians you could go after because they are unfunny, Chappelle, Bill Burr, Carlin, Bobby Lee, Adam Sandler, Shane Gillis, every single SNL cast member, Amy Schumer, Louis CK, Larry David, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock. There is an endless list of unfunny people who everyone shoves in your face as the funniest shit ever, but you don't make a thread about them. You make a thread about this one routine that made fun of muslims.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did he get away with this blatant anti-palestinian retoric?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >24
    >Jeff Dunham
    >CnC Generals
    God I miss the 2000s

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this made millennials seethe with rage years later

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was cringe at the time but it plays as a breath of fresh air in the current time.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that period after 9/11 where everyone was allowed to shit on muslims
    Too bad we need them to do menial jobs, otherwise we could've still kept at it

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought this was funny until I heard someone accuse it of being racist. Then I finally found it funny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      basado

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I like simple goofy shit like this. Cuts through the nihilism. I know it's not "cool" or "rizz" or whatever, but I just get tired of the negativity pushed in EVERYTHING. Sometimes it's nice to just watch this or larry the cable guy or 3 stooges and just give it a rest for a bit.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw he pulls out these two

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      On a steeck

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He performed this routine in Saudi Arabia, I kid you not.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reportedly he's been doing the same routine for 20+ years. Not even a new joke or some crowd work in-between. Jesus Christ, how terrifying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he 'lost' the achmed puppet and has some bullshit excuse for why he doesn't replace it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit guess i was running on bad information, my bad

        This was last month.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was last month.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been 20 years and he doesn't have any new puppets?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is he supposed to get more puppets? The puppet store? homosexual. He has enough.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to trap them in the wild

          he has a collection of HUNDREDS OF PUPPETS. Saw it on a special once.

          That's neat, he should cycle through them to try new material in new voices, write new characters to expand his act. Keep the old ones too, even the jalapeno on a steek.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he has a collection of HUNDREDS OF PUPPETS. Saw it on a special once.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never ever found this shit funny, I still don't get why it was so popular
    It wasn't even edgy offensive, it sounded like if your grandma wanted to make a joke about a dead terrorist

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you had told me this man would survive cancel culture while Ellen doesn't 5 years ago, I would have keked right in your face.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is offensively racist without any real malice

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laughed at a couple of his jokes when i was like 14
    >parents still think he is or ever was my favorite comedian 13 years later

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just didn't seem like a good ventriloquist.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ! I kill you!
    2001 this was american joke
    2024 this is londoner and parisian reality

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liking Jeff Dunham makes me lose respect for a person. Not all respect, mind, but enough that it's noticeable. And it's not a political thing either, I realize he has become some kind of conservative icon these days because his old guy puppet looks like Joe Biden, but it's got nothing to do with that. I just don't think he's funny. At all. Not even remotely.

    And I know so many people who love him. Some were expected, actual boomers and elderly people, but I've had people whose opinions I really valued who like the guy. Young people who generally have good taste otherwise. It's just so surprising.

    It's like finding out somebody's favorite joke is some kind of algebraic equation. It doesn't make sense. It's like learning your friend doesn't have blood. It's like somebody telling you they like to listen to the low hum of their refrigerator to unwind at the end of the day. It's not something I'm angry about it, I just can't understand it.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    soulless zoomers will just stare with open mouths at this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up, gay, he's not funny

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to understand. This man came out after the worst attack in human history, 9/11. We were furious and dismayed that those Towel Heads attempted to take away our freedom. Worst still, the Liberals were hindering George W Bush from just nuking the entire middle east (save for Israel of course). Jeff Dunham came at our lowest and brought with him the one and only, Achmed, the Dead Terrorist. Finally we had someone to make us laugh. The fellas and I loved to finish off a good day of golf with a few beers and a Jeff Dunham special.
    More importantly, we could finally make fun of those Terrorist fricks working at our convenience stores and gas stations with our new witty combacks. You hear me Jagadish? SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is apparently like the number one comic in some UAE country

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think Jeff Dunham fricks his puppets?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AZIZ! AZIZ! AZIZ!

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    judeoamerican propaganda is so cringe

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my brothers, my dad, and I watching him on a shitty laptop at Children's Aid Society visits back in 2005ish. It was funny at the time and we laughed while the family next to us was crying.

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