>Simbelmynë, ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my wife's son.
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>Simbelmyn, ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears.
>Simbelmynë, ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my wife's son.
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>mfw Aragorn says "They were men, once." now
>They are the troons: trannies, neither male nor female.
I hope your kids grow up to despise you.
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Mindbroken troony
he didn't say that
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>my wife's son
wheres that part?
oh i didnt even notice that this is a bait thread
No father should have to bury their wife's sons
>Movie Aragorn is far better than Book Aragorn
any other examples for this, besides the battle of the pelennor fields?
Season 1-4 Tyrion Lannister > Book Tyrion
Sorry, but that comparison is moronic. Aside from, mostly, Season 1, they are completely different characters.
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Legolas, easily. He is barely a character in the books, and shares literally one line of dialogue with Frodo.
I'd agree if not for the moronic ninja shit that got more and more obnoxious over time. Watching him into The Hobbit with his full power unleashed was fricking horrendous.
Fun fact is that Tolkien wanted to rewrite/re-edit The Hobbit one more time, and one of the changes he wanted to implement was to actually put Legolas in it.
Would have made sense and I wish he could have lived long enough ti do that (and work more on the Silmarillion and change the orc lore), it would probably have prevended a bunch of the moronation we saw in the movies.
Didn't The Hobbit start as a bedtime story he made up for his son?
Boromir
>Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn
KWAB
Didnt tolkien write something about male elfs being reincarnated as women or something?
Basically you can never be misgendered at birth because the elves can choose their body before physical manifestation. Its not possible to be born “wrong”
>because the elves can choose their body before physical manifestation
ive read the Silmarillion and do not remember this part
If it's true that the elves are incapable of cheating on their spouses, why is Galadriel such a b***h to her husband?
She even gave Gimli 3 hairs from her golden snatch, and never even gave a single bite to her husband.
why are you obsessed with bbc
I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw
Why didnt Frodo take a wife?
Gets off to the thought of Rosie getting plowed by Sam's fat sweaty wiener every night