*Catches spat out coffee into my own mouth* WHHHAAAAT I STILL HAVENT FINISHED THE ORGINAL SERIES I BETTER CATCH UP! (I say garbled with a mouth full of coffee)
*Proceeds to spit rest of coffee into next posters mouth*
Is Chrysta Bell actually hot? My mind has been absolutely melted by posting on Cinemaphile for 20 years and now I can't tell if she's a dime or weird looking and walled
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Tammy Preston is hot, yes, that's just an unflattering picture
Ngl I paused and rubbed one out when she fucks Dougie-Coop's brains out and I still ddo every time I rewatch the return. Her ass looks incredible for an old hag boomer when she's cumming on his big retard cock
i agree to an extent. your usual workplace coffee will suck, therefore milk and sweetener/sugar/honey should be used at all times. if you have a good machine and take care of it coupled with better beans, coffee will taste very good. ESPECIALLY if you couple it with cake or biscuits, the opposites compliment each other.
just keep it to 2-3 cups a day so you dont become a caffeine junkie, but a caffeine enjoyer
>just keep it to 2-3 cups a day so you dont become a caffeine junkie, but a caffeine enjoyer
I don't think 3 cups a day is considered okay. I do this but barely move around during the day. I also drink a can of energy drink every day, all of that shit is probably the reason why I'm so jumpy
i used to do the energy drinks as well, but its better without them. just for the sugar alone if you drink the non-zero ones. more importantly for your teeth rather than weight
>Be Laura >Have terrible dream where you were brutally murdered and your soul wound up trapped in multiple weird alternate dimensions >subconscious creates an agent of good to rescue you >it takes him like 30 fucking years but he finally does the job >he makes you realize you've been dreaming he whole time >wake up >finally back in the real world >Leland comes into your room and starts raping you again
I think he's filming and busy with art. Cruise and Badalamenti dying apparently threw him into work overdrive. He revealed in an interview he stopped doing daily number and weather report because he got bored of it. I'll look for the interview I can't find it atm.
People always talk about his health because he smokes, but the guy is super active and he is a health nut. He's eaten chicken/tuna, quinoa, cheese, chicken, broccoli, and olive oil for 50 years. I think he's fine.
>goes back in time to save Laura Palmer >fails and fucks up the timeline >gets dumped in a parallel universe/Jowday’s realm which collapses
yeah Season 4 is not happening
>In 2021 it was announced that Lynch was working on a new project for Netflix under the working titles Wisteria and Unrecorded Night. He was set to write and direct 13 episodes with an $85 million budget. Production was set to begin in May 2021 in Los Angeles.
What happened?
I don't know that this was ever really announced. I believe you could trace the origin of the rumor to a Reddit post by a guy claiming he knew things about the production. I also remember people made a big deal when Kyle posted a vague post about "Wisteria" around the same time these rumors developed but he was also on the show Desperate Housewives and Wisteria Lane is the neighborhood that show takes place in.
Not long ago, though, there were a few posts claiming Lynch was filming something in LA, but I haven't heard anything since.
does lynch even want to make S4? From what I got out of the return, he hates that the audience wants closure and took the blueballing on every TP character to the extreme
>only one
Okay, I suppose freaky coke sex with Laura while Audrey watches and masturbates and tells me to fuck Laura better and that I need a bigger PP while Leo is beating and raping Shelly a foot away with us
Audrey is iconic for this show and her personality too. but man donna and Laura and peak too. funny laura has the least amount of promo art and is not cast in with these 3 at all like here
When.
This was peak kino American women on /misc/, we will never get this again.
Yeah Laura is my clear next choice if not for Audrey. I think her not being as included in the promos was probably intentional. She’s the dead girl, mysterious, mostly featured in photos and brief camcorder footage in the show. Donna, Audrey, and Shelley carry the show much more episode per episode.
This is suffering and misery and this is its source.
Suffer, kill and cry and drown in the sorrow.
If you only see the white of the eyes, the dark (pupil) is inside. Meaning, you turn a blind eye to what is going on, while the darkness spreads within (trauma). Sarah Palmer sees a white horse, when Leland rapes Laura in her own house. Sarah turns a blind eye.
I hate stupid people so much. Why do you watch Twin Peaks? It's such a welcoming community that accepts all sorts of wild theories, yet out of all of them, you manage to be the most retarded person that can't tell apart actual human beings and Lodge spirits. Sarah Palmer is human being that was born like anyone else. She's not an entity. Judy and Sarah are not the same thing. Just like Bob and Leland are not the same thing.
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>Judy and Sarah are not the same thing
when does she ever show this though? Leland has BPD moments sure but we see so little of sarah I have no idea when she's Judy or just herself
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she is always herself, except in the final episode of S2 and the entirety of S3
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I havent watched S3 in a long while but wasnt sarah only in like 2 episodes for one scene
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she was in 5 episodes
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The first scene we see of Sarah is directly after the experiment breaks out of the box, indicating to me that it's this point that Judy begins to inhabit her
No, I'm never going to watch that piece of shit. The actual text in the dialogue is very obvious. It's literally "the horse is white of the eyes and dark within", what else is it gonna mean? It's very bluntly put. And she sees an actual horse in her house.
I started watching twin peaks because I saw a webm from this episode but after I finished s1, 2 and 3 turned out that I accidentally missed that episode. I still haven't watched it
just started watching s3 for the third time, I love how slow the episodes feel, it helps the world feel oddly grounded whilst all these abstractions exist, I miss Lynch, I guess he is busy with his art but s3 was the last season of TV that was Sopranos level "good" and of course I would like more Lynch kino.
My favourite part was Candy and the brothers,
PEOPLE ARE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS, bravo I miss tpg
may as well make one. not like anything in the other 3 seasons mattered or explained anything anyway. this new one can be about Fredo and his amnesia at sea, then we can just have pointless, arbitrary dream sequences that make all the midwits minds explode.
Here is your Season 4: >Chet Desmond's POV of the past 25 years >has multiple meetings with the Fireman >gets special mission >Sam Stanley sees visions of Chet Desmond at different points in time and builds up a religious cult around him with various wacky followers >ultimately Chet Desmond fails whatever mission the Fireman gave him and is turned into a dishwasher >final scene has Sam Stanley being teleported to the Fireman >Fireman: "Emit laer ni rucco stneve."
cut to black, roll credits
you can also find it online on the usual sites. The Missing Pieces is a 90 minute film put together from deleted scenes from Fire Walk With me that Lynch released just before The Return was announced. It's basically a companion piece, expanding on the lore and various characters, such as a longer version of David Bowie's appearance which is a vital piece to understanding what happened to Cooper in The Return. (of course Chet Desmond and Garland Briggs also foreshadow Coop's fate but Bowie hammers it home pretty hard)
Bullshit. We went from man-made abominations in the first three seasons to time travel, and when time travel is introduced at all is when a show jumps the shark. >Judy has possessed Sarah Palmer and goes insane once she senses that Cooper has created an alternate timeline, the old one in which Judy has been trapped in
>You've already met Judy
Coop never met Sarah.
But he did meet the evil Laura spirit in the red room. She said her arms bend back. The experiment's arms bend back too.
Might not be her true appearance. Mike, to date, has never appeared in his true form in the lodge or out. He always looks like Phillip Gerard and the actor is even credited as Gerard rather than as Mike at the end of the credits. This would seem to imply that Lynch was at least leaving himself a backdoor to casting Mike differently down the line if an idea ever struck. Similarly, perhaps Judy and the entity that is Laura are manifesting the form of Laura as we've seen her while in the lodge.
>Coop never met Sarah
What? Of course he did.
But yeah, Judy is actually Laura. Sarah is possessed by the Jumping Man (the frogroach) who might or might not be an aspect of Judy.
Carrie is the dreamer. Everything that happens in the entire series is Carrie Page's dream. Similar to how everything in Mulholland Drive is Diane's dream.
The ending when Cooper asks her what year it is the final lapse in logic of the dreamworld that causes her to wake up and the story to end, as the becomes fully lucid and aware of the absurdity of the dream
>Laura
She is the Dreamer with a big D. There might be other dreamers within her dream, but she is the One. >Judy
She is the keeper and protector of the dream. She makes sure none of the characters know they live in a dream (which could lead to the end of the dream) sending her minions after them and obfuscating reality to her whim. This is why she's the main antagonist of the Blue Rose task force, whose mission is to investigate weird, unexplained phenomena. >Carrie Page
She is the dreamer within the dream, and also the destroyer of the dream.
In a way, they are something like the Hindu god Trimurti
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimurti
The jumping man is the embodiment of electricity and the threshold between the two worlds. He isn't a full fledged entity, like the Arm, who is simply the severed arm of Philip Gerard given life, and who possesses his own doppelganger
>it also infers that Lynch was raped as a kid >this is why he was always a weirdo doing shit like letting rats rot in the basement just to see what happens
when coop entered the lodge at the end of season 2, he became a lodge entity, meaning he exists outside of time and space, even appearing to Laura in a dream before her death and in the lodge immediately after her death, even though in reality he hadn't entered the lodge yet then. He is stuck in the lodge forever
exactly. the moment he entered the lodge in s2, he became an eternal lodge entity that has always been a lodge entity from that point onwards and backwards
He was always in the lodge, anon. He was a lodge dweller from the moment the series was conceived. All that happened in the lodge in s2 that was significant for Coop was him being swapped out with his doppelgänger
>Coop never met Sarah
What? Of course he did.
But yeah, Judy is actually Laura. Sarah is possessed by the Jumping Man (the frogroach) who might or might not be an aspect of Judy.
>Proof that Coop met Sarah?
S1 and S2 of the show. Unless you mean Mr. C, who technically didn't meet her, but he's literally Coop so he technically did.
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Proof that Coop met Sarah in S1 and S2?
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bro u dumb
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that's two different screenshots, any proof they met in the same shot?
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It's the first scene of s2e10. It's the scene where Coop tells Sarah that Leland was possessed, his last moments, and how laura welcomed him
>Just finished rewatching the entire series >there's a thread on /misc/
We really do live inside a dream huh. Anyway The Return isn't as good as I remembered and Fire Walk With Me gets better on every rewatch. Probably my number 1 movie at this point
Actually I didn't rewatch The Missing Pieces. I remember watching it a few years ago and it was OK I guess, made a few thing more clear but it obviously felt like a reel of deleted scenes which is what it is. It's a damn shame that they deleted the original scene above the convenience store though
It's so weird to me that a show as bizarre as Twin Peaks was a massive hit in Japan. Even Fire Walk With Me was a commercial success in Japan, while it bombed everywhere else
>last two people who lived in the Fat Trout trailer where Chet Desmond disappeared were called Chalfont >last person who lived in Laura Palmers house was called Chalfont >The lodge entity Mrs. Tremond is credited and Mrs. Chalfont >current owner of Laura's house is called Alice Tremond
OK I'm retarded, I've thought about it for hours and I have no idea what's going on here
>The trickster is a term used for a non-performing "trick maker"; they may have many motives behind their intention but those motives are not largely in public view. They are internal to the character or person.
>S2 >says the phrase >woodsman photo in the background >immediately after this, Bob is released from Leland due to the sprinklers the cigarette caused to turn on
Lynch could not have connected the woodsmen to Dick Tremayne more obviously in The Return. It's not a coincidence he made the woodsmen say "Gotta light" repeatedly. Dick Tremayne is connected to everything. A 4th season should solve the mystery of Chet Desmond's disappearance and Dick Tremayne's true nature.
Lynch probably rewatched everything when writing The Return and came across this scene and thought to himself "What if Dick caused the sprinklers on purpose?" Then we got "Gotta light" woodsmen
There must be so many other things across all seasons that we haven't figured out or even thought about yet, because we don't understand its significance.
So the original show takes place in 1989. So what did the black lodge and its inhabitants look like hundreds and hundreds of years ago?
I mean the lodges are timeless and I'm assuming nothing living there truly has form, but every humanoid dresses in modern clothing, but is that because of Cooper and company going to the lodges, do the appearances of certain entities change based on the time period or who goes there?
Like if a cave man entered a lodge, would the entities look like cave men wearing animal fur or what?
I imagine either we're seeing the entities in a way that makes sense to the characters and us the viewers.
But on the other hand... The entities, their supernatural nature, the parallel lodges and the battle of good vs evil seems very much like what cultures typically interpret as a form of "heaven" and "hell" and "spirits" and such. Wouldn't be a stretch to say that whatever created the lodge, the entities within and potentially even all of existence, could very well be a god. Thus everything was created in its image.
The Lodge is both future and past. In a sense these characters have always been the same, just like how Judy, being the source of suffering, is born with the Trinity test. To answer your hypothetical, i suppose it would like the same to the caveman as us, but to even consider such a scenario is the wrong way of looking at things
Judy wasn't born in the trinity test. She was unleashed in the trinity test. The nuke ruptured the barrier between worlds and unleashed evil into our dimension
It's obviously a source of good and has a close relationship with the White Lodge, but it's not the Lodge itself. Signified by being a castle just above the Unified Field, it could perhaps be considered the threshold of the White Lodge. The Red Room and the Black Lodge have a similar relationship
We've seen the Fireman in the waiting room (red room) in S2. It's definitely connected to both the white and black lodges.
>“A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream - the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within - this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced - a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.”
>palazzo of some fantastic proportion >light >gleaming radiant marble (Laura orb?) >my first return >grand foyer >knock at the door
Literally describing the Fireman's place aka the White Lodge. Also Coop heard some entity knocking at the walls.
The Fireman's Palace is not the White Lodge. Lynch has said in an interview with Cahiers du Cinéma that the White Lodge would be impossible to depict on visually due to the subjectivity of Paradise
and yet we see the theater the Fireman and Senorita Dido are in as observing the "film of life" on the screen and both characters seem heavenly, Dido giving Laura's orb a motherly kiss, like an angel
It's obviously a source of good and has a close relationship with the White Lodge, but it's not the Lodge itself. Signified by being a castle just above the Unified Field, it could perhaps be considered the threshold of the White Lodge. The Red Room and the Black Lodge have a similar relationship
I'm sorry that Don Davis didn't get a chance to carry some of the series. The planned season 3 of Twin Peaks back in the 90s was going to have Briggs as a lead character, which makes sense given Cooper's state.
Oh god damnit. We were fucking robbed. Lynch should have done S3 much sooner. He chose the worst time to do it, but at least he managed to get some people in days before they died. He was so close with some of them.
It wasn't up to Lynch. The network cancelled the show. And then FWWM wasn't successful either. And then he didn't have the rights to FWWM for 20 years, which is why it took 20 years before he was able to make The Missing Pieces, around the time he was writing The Return. The Return was only possible because Showtime was willing to fund his batshit ideas and even then, he almost walked out when they wouldn't give him enough money.
Wasn't Kyle Maclachlan's minimal involvement in FWWM attributed to him being mad at Lynch for leaving during season 2? I understand people mostly think the change in time slot of the show was the kiss of death, but Lynch leaving didn't help. Lynch's take was the show died when they were forced to reveal the killer. Imagine if we would many more seasons of TP kino in the 90's. Can't even imagine.
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I think he was mainly concerned with being typecast.
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Lynch left when he was forced to reveal the killer, yes. And he was right. The show felt like nothing but a regular boring soap opera after the mystery was gone. But then Lynch came back to do the final episode, which introduced whole new bunch of mysteries, but by then it was too late and the show was cancelled
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Lynch was present since episode 17. Josie being stuck in the Great Northern was his idea
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That was his idea, but they took it either from his notes, or just as a piece of advise from him. He was not actively in the writer's room before he returned to direct the finale
Ray was incredible in the series and movie. I wish Lynch had figured out how to give him something more to do in season 3.
one of the most kino scenes of the show
>palazzo of some fantastic proportion >light >gleaming radiant marble (Laura orb?) >my first return >grand foyer >knock at the door
Literally describing the Fireman's place aka the White Lodge. Also Coop heard some entity knocking at the walls.
Pretty early on. The first 8 episodes or so get really into it, then the show takes a break for the middle of Season 2 (the part that's received the most criticism) and then the last handful of episodes of Season 2 go all in.
The lore behind Maddy is that Lynch originally hired Sheryl Lee to play a dead girl in one scene but ended up liking her as a person/actress which lead to him creating another character for her to play
maybe you should stop selling your brain's real estate to bullshit r*ddit theorists and instead connect with the show on an emotional level as opposed to an investigative r*dditor who watches 4 hour long video essays that try and fail to explain the show even on a basic level
How did Cooper perceive the passage of time while stuck in the waiting room? Did he feel the 25 years go by, did he get to see anything in the outside world or was he completely cut off and had to sit on his ass waiting for curtain call?
Did he not need to eat? Where did he get his haircut? How come he doesn't have a BIG BUSHY BEARD? Did he turn old naturally or was it unnatural aging like his appearance popped into old form like in the first season when he has the dream in which he was old?
In Fire Walk With me, there's scenes that take place during Cooper's trapped state. He still looks young there.
This is one of those extremely rare instances where we do have an answer from Lynch himself. In the special features for season 3, we see him directing Kyle in Part 17, specifically the scene where he runs into the police station and the direction he gives Cooper is that "no time at all has passed for you"
is that the real life RR? I was thinking of visiting Snoqualmie Valley next year, but part of me wonders if I will ruin the magic of the show for myself by visiting the real place. Also there's probably not that much to actually see other than the hotel and the diner
Yeah I hit up the falls+hotel in Snoqualmie and the diner in North Bend earlier this year, pretty cool but nothing life changing. Driving east from Seattle is extreme kino though, the fresh mountain air isn't a meme.
Lynch and Frost both said that some of the ideas people think Lynch came up with, were actually Frost's. And some of the ideas people attribute to Frost are actually Lynch's.
All episodes of The Return were written by both. The nuke for example was Frost's idea.
>I like Lynch >you don't give this weirdo full control
Literally everything he ever did he was in full control of, except for Dune and Twin Peaks Season 2. Why do you lie about liking Lynch?
I always thought fire and wood was a central dichotomy in Twin peaks and other Lynch stuff, mainly Blue Velvet. The wood is soul, goodness, and nature, whereas fire is industry, violence and evil. Shit like the sawmill, Josie in the wood, Fire walk with me, the burned up woodsmen all play with this, but I can never really pin it down, anyone else get this?
*I spit out my coffee* WHAAAAAT. SHUT UP! THAT’S AWESOME I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS
Thanks, Tracy.
That boy sure loves coffee
*Catches spat out coffee into my own mouth* WHHHAAAAT I STILL HAVENT FINISHED THE ORGINAL SERIES I BETTER CATCH UP! (I say garbled with a mouth full of coffee)
*Proceeds to spit rest of coffee into next posters mouth*
“Every day, once a day, give yourself dubs. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen"
No. No walled actors is what I'm hearing from my sources.
>walled
She mogs 90% of women half her age. But, yeah, it's still happening.
based
this place really is r*ddit
Shut up you chancel, redditchads stay winning
*I gulp down the coffee* aahh
I hope not because The Return was shit.
contrarian gay
Lynch dickriders seething at the truth. It was absolute trash.
>how could other people possibly like something I don't
The eternally Lynched assblasted yet another piece of Lynchkino flew over their heads.
Filtered
Will she be in it?
No her story was concluded
I didn't conclude, if you know what I mean.
Call for help
So be it.
Is Chrysta Bell actually hot? My mind has been absolutely melted by posting on Cinemaphile for 20 years and now I can't tell if she's a dime or weird looking and walled
Tammy Preston is hot, yes, that's just an unflattering picture
HELOOOOOO
nice digits mr.jackpots
Not true. We never saw her arrest and crimimal trial for rape
No trial, no arrest. DougieTulpa2 was sent back to her and the rest of her and Sonny jim's lives will be smooth sailing.
Ngl I paused and rubbed one out when she fucks Dougie-Coop's brains out and I still ddo every time I rewatch the return. Her ass looks incredible for an old hag boomer when she's cumming on his big retard cock
HellooOOOoOo
Mr. Jackpots!
thank you Mr Jackpots
your diggies saved my life
Witnessed. OP is right.
>Mr. Jackpots has entered the thread
Thank you Mr Digits!!!
.................Digits.
witnessed
No way. I don't believe you.
in season 4 Dougie gets Jade
How many rides she give?
two rides
I'll bet she does
HELLO-O-O
Coffee tastes like shit and nobody can convince me otherwise
you have to be 18 to post here
i agree to an extent. your usual workplace coffee will suck, therefore milk and sweetener/sugar/honey should be used at all times. if you have a good machine and take care of it coupled with better beans, coffee will taste very good. ESPECIALLY if you couple it with cake or biscuits, the opposites compliment each other.
just keep it to 2-3 cups a day so you dont become a caffeine junkie, but a caffeine enjoyer
>just keep it to 2-3 cups a day so you dont become a caffeine junkie, but a caffeine enjoyer
I don't think 3 cups a day is considered okay. I do this but barely move around during the day. I also drink a can of energy drink every day, all of that shit is probably the reason why I'm so jumpy
i used to do the energy drinks as well, but its better without them. just for the sugar alone if you drink the non-zero ones. more importantly for your teeth rather than weight
You've never had good coffee.
pleb
Wrong person meant for
and
F***ing moron
how do you know what shit tastes like?
I'm a David Lynch fan
Giv Candie
So wait, it was originally Laura's dream which Cooper was a part of, then somehow Cooper took over and made it his dream?
It was our dream
Cooper woke her up by saving her
Oh yeah that makes sense. Cool I perfectly understand this show now.
>Be Laura
>Have terrible dream where you were brutally murdered and your soul wound up trapped in multiple weird alternate dimensions
>subconscious creates an agent of good to rescue you
>it takes him like 30 fucking years but he finally does the job
>he makes you realize you've been dreaming he whole time
>wake up
>finally back in the real world
>Leland comes into your room and starts raping you again
Captcha: 2hrat lol
>Season 4 is happening.
About what? Half the cast is dead. And Lynch himself is ill and hasn’t even posted new videos on his channel for a long time.
>Lynch himself is ill
source?
he hasn’t posted new videos on his channel for a long time
that doesn't mean he's ill retard. he stopped posting when Angelo died
he is in ukraine now
I think he's filming and busy with art. Cruise and Badalamenti dying apparently threw him into work overdrive. He revealed in an interview he stopped doing daily number and weather report because he got bored of it. I'll look for the interview I can't find it atm.
People always talk about his health because he smokes, but the guy is super active and he is a health nut. He's eaten chicken/tuna, quinoa, cheese, chicken, broccoli, and olive oil for 50 years. I think he's fine.
His teeth tell a different story.
Maybe it's because he's working on something, ever thought about that?
>Season 4 is happening.
brehs... if only. There hasn't been nothing interesting to watch these past years besides the Terror.
What happened with Lynch's garden gnomeflix show?
>Corey Hawkins
That dude is in his mid 30s and they've been trying to push him and failing at it for a decade now.
What.
i miss /tpg/ so much bros
we need to go back
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%2Ftpg%2F/
same
>goes back in time to save Laura Palmer
>fails and fucks up the timeline
>gets dumped in a parallel universe/Jowday’s realm which collapses
yeah Season 4 is not happening
This, it was clearly a Lynch "final ending", there's nowhere else for it to go.
>it's a zoomer sequel to an old series type shit with Cooper's son drinking Red Bulls and Monsters instead of coffee
Please Mr. Lunch give us some more kino before you go into the big dream.
That office looks so comfy. I want to eat my lunch in there
Go to the breakroom, don't eat in the conference room.
What's your favorite kind of donut, anon?
Nobody asked me but I still want to answer. I like berliners. I'm not from America though so I don't know if you guys even have them there
Ich bin ein berliner
For me, it's the old fashioned.
they don't make em like they used to
Oh baby just look at that glaze
german krapfen with straw or anykind of berry jelly
for me its the buttermilk bar
You're all a bunch of fat cocksuckers
If you've never had Southern Maid, you've never had a good donut.
I loved that shot of Frank just sitting and looking at a screensaver of various fish
This is the water And this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
There was a moment similar to pic related (Carnival of Souls 1962) in that episode
I think Frost confirmed somewhere that it was a direct homage to Carnival of Souls.
??? Damn nice, didn't know about that. I have never heard Lynch mention Carnival of Souls but it's very similar to his stuff. It's one of my favorites
As much as I would love to see a season 4, I think I'd rather see Lynch do something new and different before he croaks. Preferably a film.
>In 2021 it was announced that Lynch was working on a new project for Netflix under the working titles Wisteria and Unrecorded Night. He was set to write and direct 13 episodes with an $85 million budget. Production was set to begin in May 2021 in Los Angeles.
What happened?
Covid and writers strike
>Unrecorded Night
Sounds like some corny ass found footage flick. Wow imagine a found footage movie by Lynch actually, would be cool
I don't know that this was ever really announced. I believe you could trace the origin of the rumor to a Reddit post by a guy claiming he knew things about the production. I also remember people made a big deal when Kyle posted a vague post about "Wisteria" around the same time these rumors developed but he was also on the show Desperate Housewives and Wisteria Lane is the neighborhood that show takes place in.
Not long ago, though, there were a few posts claiming Lynch was filming something in LA, but I haven't heard anything since.
There was an actual listing of it somewhere iirc, so wasn't all just a rumor. What it actually was, who the hell knows.
if this were true, op would remain silent about it. a woodsman has squashed this guy's head.
>me watching tv
does lynch even want to make S4? From what I got out of the return, he hates that the audience wants closure and took the blueballing on every TP character to the extreme
You HAVE to fuck only one
Shelly, no question
Fuck donna, marry Norma, kill Laura :^)
audrey ez
SHELLY SHELLY SHELLY SHELLY
The Return didn't really have any good waifus
u wot
This was peak kino American women on /misc/, we will never get this again.
Madchen clearly looks Aryan
Oral with Audrey
Vaginal with Shelly
Brutal BDSM anal with Laura
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA, MONTANA
Maddy, she is just like Laura but not a drug addicted whore
>only one
Okay, I suppose freaky coke sex with Laura while Audrey watches and masturbates and tells me to fuck Laura better and that I need a bigger PP while Leo is beating and raping Shelly a foot away with us
Audrey. Don’t even have to look at the other ones.
Audrey is iconic for this show and her personality too. but man donna and Laura and peak too. funny laura has the least amount of promo art and is not cast in with these 3 at all like here
wonder why that is.
Yeah Laura is my clear next choice if not for Audrey. I think her not being as included in the promos was probably intentional. She’s the dead girl, mysterious, mostly featured in photos and brief camcorder footage in the show. Donna, Audrey, and Shelley carry the show much more episode per episode.
Audrey
This is the water and this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
I still haven't a clue what the fuck he meant by tthis
This is suffering and misery and this is its source.
Suffer, kill and cry and drown in the sorrow.
If you only see the white of the eyes, the dark (pupil) is inside. Meaning, you turn a blind eye to what is going on, while the darkness spreads within (trauma). Sarah Palmer sees a white horse, when Leland rapes Laura in her own house. Sarah turns a blind eye.
>If you only see the white of the eyes, the dark (pupil) is inside
but you need the pupil to see
no you also have a mind's eye
you're retarded
if only the white of your eyes is visible, the dark is inside = you are turning a blind eye
>the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within
They literally spell it out. The horse Sarah saw meant she is ignoring what leland has been doing
but sarah is some demonic entity herself so she would have to know what Bob is
Sarah is not an entity. But Judy can possess her.
>Sarah is not an entity
????
I hate stupid people so much. Why do you watch Twin Peaks? It's such a welcoming community that accepts all sorts of wild theories, yet out of all of them, you manage to be the most retarded person that can't tell apart actual human beings and Lodge spirits. Sarah Palmer is human being that was born like anyone else. She's not an entity. Judy and Sarah are not the same thing. Just like Bob and Leland are not the same thing.
>Judy and Sarah are not the same thing
when does she ever show this though? Leland has BPD moments sure but we see so little of sarah I have no idea when she's Judy or just herself
she is always herself, except in the final episode of S2 and the entirety of S3
I havent watched S3 in a long while but wasnt sarah only in like 2 episodes for one scene
she was in 5 episodes
The first scene we see of Sarah is directly after the experiment breaks out of the box, indicating to me that it's this point that Judy begins to inhabit her
>bro watched 4hrs video explaining twin peaks and thinks its the true
No, I'm never going to watch that piece of shit. The actual text in the dialogue is very obvious. It's literally "the horse is white of the eyes and dark within", what else is it gonna mean? It's very bluntly put. And she sees an actual horse in her house.
Wonder what he's thinkin' 'bout.
I started watching twin peaks because I saw a webm from this episode but after I finished s1, 2 and 3 turned out that I accidentally missed that episode. I still haven't watched it
his best role
Leland Palmer was a good guy and Bob did all the raping, change my mind
They're both good guys
Factual.
HELLOOooOOOooOOOoO
When.
>bogged
>walled
>blacked
just started watching s3 for the third time, I love how slow the episodes feel, it helps the world feel oddly grounded whilst all these abstractions exist, I miss Lynch, I guess he is busy with his art but s3 was the last season of TV that was Sopranos level "good" and of course I would like more Lynch kino.
My favourite part was Candy and the brothers,
PEOPLE ARE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS, bravo I miss tpg
may as well make one. not like anything in the other 3 seasons mattered or explained anything anyway. this new one can be about Fredo and his amnesia at sea, then we can just have pointless, arbitrary dream sequences that make all the midwits minds explode.
Here is your Season 4:
>Chet Desmond's POV of the past 25 years
>has multiple meetings with the Fireman
>gets special mission
>Sam Stanley sees visions of Chet Desmond at different points in time and builds up a religious cult around him with various wacky followers
>ultimately Chet Desmond fails whatever mission the Fireman gave him and is turned into a dishwasher
>final scene has Sam Stanley being teleported to the Fireman
>Fireman: "Emit laer ni rucco stneve."
cut to black, roll credits
Kino
>watch The Missing Pieces
>finally understand what happened to Cooper in the end of The Return
is the missing pieces collected on any dvd I can watch
The Complete Mystery which was on sale recently.
thanks anon
you can also find it online on the usual sites. The Missing Pieces is a 90 minute film put together from deleted scenes from Fire Walk With me that Lynch released just before The Return was announced. It's basically a companion piece, expanding on the lore and various characters, such as a longer version of David Bowie's appearance which is a vital piece to understanding what happened to Cooper in The Return. (of course Chet Desmond and Garland Briggs also foreshadow Coop's fate but Bowie hammers it home pretty hard)
I HAD ANOTHER MONICA BELLUCCI DREAM
What's the connection between Phillip Jeffries and Judy though?
We're not going to talk about Judy
>tfw Bowie wanted to be in The Return but died
Bullshit. We went from man-made abominations in the first three seasons to time travel, and when time travel is introduced at all is when a show jumps the shark.
>Judy has possessed Sarah Palmer and goes insane once she senses that Cooper has created an alternate timeline, the old one in which Judy has been trapped in
>You've already met Judy
Coop never met Sarah.
But he did meet the evil Laura spirit in the red room. She said her arms bend back. The experiment's arms bend back too.
what if Judy looks like Laura and that's why when Sarah opens her face, you see Laura's smile
Perhaps Judy is Laura's doppelgänger the same way Coop and the Arm have their's.
but Judy is an age old entity of suffering and sorrow, how can her true appearance be Laura when Laura was created by Senorita Dido and the Fireman?
Might not be her true appearance. Mike, to date, has never appeared in his true form in the lodge or out. He always looks like Phillip Gerard and the actor is even credited as Gerard rather than as Mike at the end of the credits. This would seem to imply that Lynch was at least leaving himself a backdoor to casting Mike differently down the line if an idea ever struck. Similarly, perhaps Judy and the entity that is Laura are manifesting the form of Laura as we've seen her while in the lodge.
>Coop never met Sarah
What? Of course he did.
But yeah, Judy is actually Laura. Sarah is possessed by the Jumping Man (the frogroach) who might or might not be an aspect of Judy.
If Judy is Laura, then who is Laura and who is Carrie?
Carrie is the dreamer. Everything that happens in the entire series is Carrie Page's dream. Similar to how everything in Mulholland Drive is Diane's dream.
The ending when Cooper asks her what year it is the final lapse in logic of the dreamworld that causes her to wake up and the story to end, as the becomes fully lucid and aware of the absurdity of the dream
after coop says "what year is this" you can hear hear Sarah's voice yelling "Laauuuuurraa"
>Laura
She is the Dreamer with a big D. There might be other dreamers within her dream, but she is the One.
>Judy
She is the keeper and protector of the dream. She makes sure none of the characters know they live in a dream (which could lead to the end of the dream) sending her minions after them and obfuscating reality to her whim. This is why she's the main antagonist of the Blue Rose task force, whose mission is to investigate weird, unexplained phenomena.
>Carrie Page
She is the dreamer within the dream, and also the destroyer of the dream.
In a way, they are something like the Hindu god Trimurti
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimurti
The jumping man is the embodiment of electricity and the threshold between the two worlds. He isn't a full fledged entity, like the Arm, who is simply the severed arm of Philip Gerard given life, and who possesses his own doppelganger
So when’s the reveal that Leland is Lynch and Laura is an idealized version of his daughter
fuck that guy
>it also infers that Lynch was raped as a kid
>this is why he was always a weirdo doing shit like letting rats rot in the basement just to see what happens
They hated him because he told the truth.
when coop entered the lodge at the end of season 2, he became a lodge entity, meaning he exists outside of time and space, even appearing to Laura in a dream before her death and in the lodge immediately after her death, even though in reality he hadn't entered the lodge yet then. He is stuck in the lodge forever
He was always a lodge entity
exactly. the moment he entered the lodge in s2, he became an eternal lodge entity that has always been a lodge entity from that point onwards and backwards
Is it future or is it past?
He was always in the lodge, anon. He was a lodge dweller from the moment the series was conceived. All that happened in the lodge in s2 that was significant for Coop was him being swapped out with his doppelgänger
🙂
Proof that Coop met Sarah?
>Proof that Coop met Sarah?
S1 and S2 of the show. Unless you mean Mr. C, who technically didn't meet her, but he's literally Coop so he technically did.
Proof that Coop met Sarah in S1 and S2?
bro u dumb
that's two different screenshots, any proof they met in the same shot?
It's the first scene of s2e10. It's the scene where Coop tells Sarah that Leland was possessed, his last moments, and how laura welcomed him
Watch the show, champ. That's short for champion.
What is champion?
A type of shroom
>Just finished rewatching the entire series
>there's a thread on /misc/
We really do live inside a dream huh. Anyway The Return isn't as good as I remembered and Fire Walk With Me gets better on every rewatch. Probably my number 1 movie at this point
What do you think of The Missing Pieces?
Actually I didn't rewatch The Missing Pieces. I remember watching it a few years ago and it was OK I guess, made a few thing more clear but it obviously felt like a reel of deleted scenes which is what it is. It's a damn shame that they deleted the original scene above the convenience store though
Not him, but they are really worth watching. Little snippets of material that range from completely non-essential to very important.
Palmer family dinner scene is fantastic and really ought to have been in FWWM.
FWWM/TMP Donna is best Donna.
I wish Lynch reshot all of Donna's S1 and S2 scenes with her
yes. prime Lara Flynn Boyle > Moira Kelly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> current day Lara Flynn Boyle
she could fix me
How is she?
Doin' fine.
Was this the last actual complex show on tv?, actually was anything ever as complex as this shit on tv? maybe Wilfred or lost comes close?
what if she was drenched in gasoline when she did that?
It's so weird to me that a show as bizarre as Twin Peaks was a massive hit in Japan. Even Fire Walk With Me was a commercial success in Japan, while it bombed everywhere else
just got this poster
wow, a print of that would be solid gold
>last two people who lived in the Fat Trout trailer where Chet Desmond disappeared were called Chalfont
>last person who lived in Laura Palmers house was called Chalfont
>The lodge entity Mrs. Tremond is credited and Mrs. Chalfont
>current owner of Laura's house is called Alice Tremond
OK I'm retarded, I've thought about it for hours and I have no idea what's going on here
The Chalfont/Tremonds are tricksters and illusionists. Remember the granny and her grandson who did tricks who was played by Lynch's son?
Fire Walk With Me and The Missing Pieces really are the key to everything.
what if I don't want to know
I haven't watched FWWM so Laura remained somewhat pure in my mind
FWWM is the best piece of twin peaks media and the best film lynch ever made
you're really missing out
but I watched S3 before FWWM
I can't undo the damage
FWWM is Coop and Laura's ending. So by watching it last, you're doing it right.
>The trickster is a term used for a non-performing "trick maker"; they may have many motives behind their intention but those motives are not largely in public view. They are internal to the character or person.
what's your dharma /tpg/?
>S2
>says the phrase
>woodsman photo in the background
>immediately after this, Bob is released from Leland due to the sprinklers the cigarette caused to turn on
Lynch could not have connected the woodsmen to Dick Tremayne more obviously in The Return. It's not a coincidence he made the woodsmen say "Gotta light" repeatedly. Dick Tremayne is connected to everything. A 4th season should solve the mystery of Chet Desmond's disappearance and Dick Tremayne's true nature.
>Frank and Harry Trumen are both "True Men"
>Tremayne is a distortion of Trumen, signifying he is not a True Man
>Robert=Bob. Richard=Dick
Just a cosmic coincidence, as Lynch would put it.
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>woodsmen picture in background
>cig
>gotta light
>bob released from leland immediately after
Too much to be a coincidence
OH ANGELO
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
this is nuts. lynch is god tier, nobody for years ever knew even close to what his mind thought up.
Lynch probably rewatched everything when writing The Return and came across this scene and thought to himself "What if Dick caused the sprinklers on purpose?" Then we got "Gotta light" woodsmen
There must be so many other things across all seasons that we haven't figured out or even thought about yet, because we don't understand its significance.
I just like the funny stuff tbqh
Don't care about the elaborate conspiracies about what all the symbolic stuff means
Can anyone explain something.
So the original show takes place in 1989. So what did the black lodge and its inhabitants look like hundreds and hundreds of years ago?
I mean the lodges are timeless and I'm assuming nothing living there truly has form, but every humanoid dresses in modern clothing, but is that because of Cooper and company going to the lodges, do the appearances of certain entities change based on the time period or who goes there?
Like if a cave man entered a lodge, would the entities look like cave men wearing animal fur or what?
We have never seen the black lodge. David Lynch said that. You are probably referring to the waiting room aka the red room.
I imagine either we're seeing the entities in a way that makes sense to the characters and us the viewers.
But on the other hand... The entities, their supernatural nature, the parallel lodges and the battle of good vs evil seems very much like what cultures typically interpret as a form of "heaven" and "hell" and "spirits" and such. Wouldn't be a stretch to say that whatever created the lodge, the entities within and potentially even all of existence, could very well be a god. Thus everything was created in its image.
The Lodge is both future and past. In a sense these characters have always been the same, just like how Judy, being the source of suffering, is born with the Trinity test. To answer your hypothetical, i suppose it would like the same to the caveman as us, but to even consider such a scenario is the wrong way of looking at things
Judy wasn't born in the trinity test. She was unleashed in the trinity test. The nuke ruptured the barrier between worlds and unleashed evil into our dimension
Pretty sure Bob was created by the trinity test.
But not Judy.
We've seen the Fireman in the waiting room (red room) in S2. It's definitely connected to both the white and black lodges.
He was created by Judy. The Trinity Test somehow triggered that.
>“A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream - the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within - this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced - a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.”
one of the most kino scenes of the show
Briggs, Desmond and Jeffries all foreshadow that final scene of The Return with Cooper
i know i get it you can stop spamming it now you fucking spastic
>palazzo of some fantastic proportion
>light
>gleaming radiant marble (Laura orb?)
>my first return
>grand foyer
>knock at the door
Literally describing the Fireman's place aka the White Lodge. Also Coop heard some entity knocking at the walls.
The Fireman's Palace is not the White Lodge. Lynch has said in an interview with Cahiers du Cinéma that the White Lodge would be impossible to depict on visually due to the subjectivity of Paradise
and yet we see the theater the Fireman and Senorita Dido are in as observing the "film of life" on the screen and both characters seem heavenly, Dido giving Laura's orb a motherly kiss, like an angel
It's obviously a source of good and has a close relationship with the White Lodge, but it's not the Lodge itself. Signified by being a castle just above the Unified Field, it could perhaps be considered the threshold of the White Lodge. The Red Room and the Black Lodge have a similar relationship
god tier acting, on tv in the 90s for gods sake.
I'm sorry that Don Davis didn't get a chance to carry some of the series. The planned season 3 of Twin Peaks back in the 90s was going to have Briggs as a lead character, which makes sense given Cooper's state.
Oh god damnit. We were fucking robbed. Lynch should have done S3 much sooner. He chose the worst time to do it, but at least he managed to get some people in days before they died. He was so close with some of them.
Don Davis was wasted on only doing stargate.
It wasn't up to Lynch. The network cancelled the show. And then FWWM wasn't successful either. And then he didn't have the rights to FWWM for 20 years, which is why it took 20 years before he was able to make The Missing Pieces, around the time he was writing The Return. The Return was only possible because Showtime was willing to fund his batshit ideas and even then, he almost walked out when they wouldn't give him enough money.
Don't forget
>See you in 25 years
Wasn't Kyle Maclachlan's minimal involvement in FWWM attributed to him being mad at Lynch for leaving during season 2? I understand people mostly think the change in time slot of the show was the kiss of death, but Lynch leaving didn't help. Lynch's take was the show died when they were forced to reveal the killer. Imagine if we would many more seasons of TP kino in the 90's. Can't even imagine.
I think he was mainly concerned with being typecast.
Lynch left when he was forced to reveal the killer, yes. And he was right. The show felt like nothing but a regular boring soap opera after the mystery was gone. But then Lynch came back to do the final episode, which introduced whole new bunch of mysteries, but by then it was too late and the show was cancelled
Lynch was present since episode 17. Josie being stuck in the Great Northern was his idea
That was his idea, but they took it either from his notes, or just as a piece of advise from him. He was not actively in the writer's room before he returned to direct the finale
yeah TP had so many good performances by no name actors
I think Lynch just knows how to get good performances out of people.
this made me cry when I watched it for the first time. I was in public, too, at my school's library.
It's okay to cry at that scene
Are you saying you watched it on your phone?
Is there anyone who can elevate kino to such heights as this man?
Ray was incredible in the series and movie. I wish Lynch had figured out how to give him something more to do in season 3.
Agreed with both of you.
Just finished season 1. When does all the Lodge and BOB and extra dimension Lynch shit start?
Pretty early on. The first 8 episodes or so get really into it, then the show takes a break for the middle of Season 2 (the part that's received the most criticism) and then the last handful of episodes of Season 2 go all in.
Season 2 fills in a lot of random little nuggets of lore about the lodges and entities throughout. Even in the bad episodes.
never. it's all made up by people in these threads in an effort to trick people into thinking the show is about paranormal shit
JUST YOUUUUUUUU
how is black haired laura explained in the lore? is that just her in her own dream as she wanted to be irl?
That's my mother's sister's girl.
>She's my cousin. But doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
>But it... it is Laura Palmer...
I meant the "meta" lore behind her.
Maddy is Laura's cousin. What do you mean? Nothing else is ever implied
The lore behind Maddy is that Lynch originally hired Sheryl Lee to play a dead girl in one scene but ended up liking her as a person/actress which lead to him creating another character for her to play
What's the lore reason for Lynch showing us Laura's tiddies in FWWM?
maybe you should stop selling your brain's real estate to bullshit r*ddit theorists and instead connect with the show on an emotional level as opposed to an investigative r*dditor who watches 4 hour long video essays that try and fail to explain the show even on a basic level
>stop having fun!
No.
stop existing
what is the middle screen from?
pretty sure it's episode 3 of the return
why the venus de milo?
Why the saturn lamp?
How did Cooper perceive the passage of time while stuck in the waiting room? Did he feel the 25 years go by, did he get to see anything in the outside world or was he completely cut off and had to sit on his ass waiting for curtain call?
Did he not need to eat? Where did he get his haircut? How come he doesn't have a BIG BUSHY BEARD? Did he turn old naturally or was it unnatural aging like his appearance popped into old form like in the first season when he has the dream in which he was old?
In Fire Walk With me, there's scenes that take place during Cooper's trapped state. He still looks young there.
stop asking questions
This is one of those extremely rare instances where we do have an answer from Lynch himself. In the special features for season 3, we see him directing Kyle in Part 17, specifically the scene where he runs into the police station and the direction he gives Cooper is that "no time at all has passed for you"
I've never actually eaten cherry pie. I have no idea what it tastes like
The coffee at Twede's Cafe in North Bend fucking sucks
is that the real life RR? I was thinking of visiting Snoqualmie Valley next year, but part of me wonders if I will ruin the magic of the show for myself by visiting the real place. Also there's probably not that much to actually see other than the hotel and the diner
Yeah I hit up the falls+hotel in Snoqualmie and the diner in North Bend earlier this year, pretty cool but nothing life changing. Driving east from Seattle is extreme kino though, the fresh mountain air isn't a meme.
Sex with Judy
It's not a lake. It's an ocean.
Who will be bold enough to fund a 4th season during Lynch's lifetime?
If only George Harrison was still alive
After S3, Lynch said he was dreaming up adventures of Carrie and Coop. Whatever happened there?
It petered out
I like Lynch.
The Return sucked ass. It had some good moments but you don't give this weirdo full control. You just don't.
Lynch and Frost both said that some of the ideas people think Lynch came up with, were actually Frost's. And some of the ideas people attribute to Frost are actually Lynch's.
All episodes of The Return were written by both. The nuke for example was Frost's idea.
>I like Lynch
>you don't give this weirdo full control
Literally everything he ever did he was in full control of, except for Dune and Twin Peaks Season 2. Why do you lie about liking Lynch?
I always thought fire and wood was a central dichotomy in Twin peaks and other Lynch stuff, mainly Blue Velvet. The wood is soul, goodness, and nature, whereas fire is industry, violence and evil. Shit like the sawmill, Josie in the wood, Fire walk with me, the burned up woodsmen all play with this, but I can never really pin it down, anyone else get this?
Hawk literally disproves this line of thought in his sitdown with Frank and the map. It depends on the intention behind the fire.