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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 gorillion dollar production
    >can't keep the most memorable character's actor
    This is magnitudes worse than the constant recasts of Clegane and Nahaaris in GoT.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauron has the ability to shapeshift at that point in his life. It's in the lore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at that point in his life.
        He lost that power after getting defeated in second age

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ma'am, listen to me! You go to Lothorien and buy Galadriel gifts lembas! You go now!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *wirus ring

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they realized people liked the white villian so they have to change his race

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's because people liked galadriel x white male shipping and the israelites couldnt stand that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone post that webm of sauron holding her face

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she looks like a fricking rat looking for cheese

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You type like a Redditor deaperate for updoots lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. mouse fricker

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >troony looking rat
                Oh she is redditors dream

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everything is trannies
                seek help

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trannies are totally normal bro what's the big deal

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Screeching about biological women being trannies is not normal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A rat is not a biological woman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >biological women
                chud terminology

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She looks like a really old woman who's been AI filtered to appear young.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looks nothing of the sort

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sauron grabs my face
              >I am cheesed to meet him

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She is cute. She can have my dick cheese

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like how the diversity writing team obviously had no idea she was married the whole time.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >diversity writing team
              Everybody actually involved in this is white. They hired an Asian and Black woman to be 'consultants' in the writing room for s1 but neither got credited for an actual episode and both didn't get re-employed for s2
              >obviously had no idea she was married the whole time
              Oh they know, kek. But if you, the showrunners, task a 45 year old woman (pic rel) to write a storyline where Galadriel/Sauron meet go on an adventure then become mortal enemies what were you expecting

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >diversity writing team
                look let's be real
                some of the hardest core nerds I know are black. they love white characters, they love black characters, and while they usually don't necessarily get bothered by race bending stuff it's not something they like either. they value the real versions of the characters just as much as anyone.
                the thing is though they're all men. the problem is the white women who are being hired to write this shit.

                Yep white women are the problem, I would sooner hire a dozen black men than one white woman.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >diversity writing team
              look let's be real
              some of the hardest core nerds I know are black. they love white characters, they love black characters, and while they usually don't necessarily get bothered by race bending stuff it's not something they like either. they value the real versions of the characters just as much as anyone.
              the thing is though they're all men. the problem is the white women who are being hired to write this shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                israelites. Stop hanging everything israelites do on white women.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's cute, but Galadriel shouldn't be just cute

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit she looks unironically below average that's not pleasant to watch

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's because people liked galadriel x white male shipping and the israelites couldnt stand that
        She literally has a white husband

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She literally has a white husband
          Who is (dead) and forgotten

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me where is Teleporno, for I much desire to speak with him

            Celeborn is in s2, kinda
            Sauron uses him as a disguise to get into Eregion. Galadriel will be reunited with real Celeborn in the finale.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >3 different actors playing Sauron
              Why not 4?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >has to sneak back into eregion AGAIN to make the rest of the rings because the writers forgot to do this in their moronic s1 fanfiction

              This "plot" is so far off the fricking rails by now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well they have to give Sauron an army, somehow, so that's why he's back in Mordor. The show is more interested in relationship drama anyway, they wanted to have down on his luck, maybe he can be fixed?, Sauron to appeal to women.
                They gonna go full soap opera for the S2 finale too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sauron to appeal to women
                They just turned him into a pajeet

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well let me put it this way
                They are giving Halbrand a new blond gf for S2 and turning him into a Pajeet only when he is near Galadriel
                At the same time they are re-introducing Celeborn (because they have to) so expect them to portray him as appealing to women too.

                Basically they wanted to attract women/reylos with Galadriel/Sauron but now have to backtrack and hope they can keep women's attention by both having a Halbrand toxic romance in Mordor while Galadriel has a traditional type romance with Celeborn who will basically be Legolas 2.0 (he will like the only one who will wear the stock long silver/blond wig women all coom over)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well let me put it this way
                They are giving Halbrand a new blond gf for S2 and turning him into a Pajeet only when he is near Galadriel
                At the same time they are re-introducing Celeborn (because they have to) so expect them to portray him as appealing to women too.

                Basically they wanted to attract women/reylos with Galadriel/Sauron but now have to backtrack and hope they can keep women's attention by both having a Halbrand toxic romance in Mordor while Galadriel has a traditional type romance with Celeborn who will basically be Legolas 2.0 (he will like the only one who will wear the stock long silver/blond wig women all coom over)

                are you just realizing all tv is made for women? even when it superficially looks like a guy thing it will always be melodrama schlock for women

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me where is Teleporno, for I much desire to speak with him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this makes perfect sense. thats the only reason people watched the star wars sequels. it was a "i can fix him" moment.

        i hate this modern media world. everything is about fricking this and fricking that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we explicitly wrote a romance and people liked it so we have to change it now!
        doubt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But that's exactly what they did

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          executives and the propaganda machine homosexuals are moronic, thats why the show was so bad. they thought "white man le bad" would stick, but theyre, as said, moronic. they have no idea what theyre doing. every conspiracy gay is giving the "elite" way too much credit. they do shady shit, but theyre fricking stupid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The whole twist of the season was the white guy was evil. Everyone was supposed to grow fond of him and then conclude hating him for his betrayal. Instead, like with most projects these days, the villain is more likable than the protagonists.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he’s actually le dangerous bad boy
            i hope you don’t think this is supposed to make women like him less

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm telling you they're terrible at making a villain less likable than the protagonist.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did the same thing with daenerys' love interest in GoT

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, they recasted Daario for another white actor
            Amazon is just bitter that people liked sauron (white) so they turned him pajeet out of spite

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Amazon is just bitter that people liked sauron (white) so they turned him pajeet out of spite
              They started filming s2 while s1 was airing, scripts written months/ years before then (they wrote S1+S2 at the same time) so it would have always been part of the plan to have multiple actors play Sauron and the Pajeet casting was definitely made before s1even aired

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHO TOLD YOU TO CAST IT INTO THE FIRE? BLOODY b***h!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was my first thought kek
      >MAM ARE YOU BAD?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nappy, disheveled hair
      >Gray Beard
      How the frick is that an elf? Can these liberal homosexuals stop claiming that they are trying to be faithful to the books already? Painfully obvious it's just an agenda their trying to be faithful to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you talking about? Aragorn is the human part of the card, Arwen is the elf part. He's not an elf.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JRR Tolkien never specified Aragon's race in the books so he could feasibly be a Black man, get over it chud.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we need defensive writing to prevent israelites from ruining stories in the future, absolutely nothing left to the imagination where the israelite can subvert it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aragorn has a pale face with green eyes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Frodo found that Strider was now looking at him, as if he had heard or guessed all that had been said. Presently, with a wave of his hand and a nod, he invited Frodo to come over and sit by him. As Frodo drew near he threw back his hood, showing a shaggy head of dark hair flecked with grey, and in a pale stern face a pair of keen grey eyes.
        Cuck homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He had a pale face because he was scared with the situation of the ring and the Nazgul chud. Ugh these alt-right incels have no brains

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they do this? Wouldn’t it have been better if they just made new characters for their game? Why ruin something they don’t even own?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's what ~~*they*~~ do.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that one was sweet baby inc ie esg consultant ie larry fink the israelite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As Frodo drew near be threw back his hood, showing a shaggy head of dark hair flecked with grey, and in a pale stern face a pair of keen grey eyes.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOO MISTAR FRODO SAR ARE YOU BLOODY CRAZY SAR DO NOT REDEEM NOOO DO NOT REDEEM THE ONE RING BLOODY HUM LAM CHAM DE DU DANG DUM CHA BENCHOOOD NOOOO DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BLOODY BASTARD b***h

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >posting your own tiktok comment
    funny anon

  9. 4 weeks ago
    bradysknee

    >yaya you throwing the ring in the mountain doom, who is this pierogi?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop. Making. Fun. Of. Bharat.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sir do not redeem the ring

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im fine with portraying Indian people as evil

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU BLOODY

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Stand, Men of the West! Stand and wait! This is the hour of doom.’ And even as he spoke the earth rocked beneath their feet. Then rising swiftly up, far above the Towers of the Black Gate, high above the mountains, a vast soaring darkness sprang into the sky, flickering with fire. The earth groaned and quaked. The Towers of the Teeth swayed, tottered, and fell down; the mighty rampart crumbled; the Black Gate was hurled in ruin; and from far away, now dim, now growing, now mounting to the clouds, there came a drumming rumble, a roar, a long echoing roll of ruinous noise.

    ‘The realm of Sauron is ended!’ said Gandalf. ‘The Ring-bearer has fulfilled his Quest.’

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN SHE STAB???

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they did not have toilets in middle earth he will fit right in

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLOODY BASTARD b***h

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the new psyop is to convince white women that indian men are attractive
    good luck with that one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until they invent smell-o-vision

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >racism against blackpypo not coo
    >rocism against poo in loo is coo
    why do normans be like this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They know indians are betas so they won't fight back

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT REDEAMING THE RING SIR, DO NOT REDEAMING THE RING, YOU ARE KILLING ME SIR I AM DEAD DIRTY b***h BASTARDS

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FAST SHARP RIGHT!
    SHARP RIGHT!
    SAMMY!
    SHARP RIGHT!
    TURN!
    SAMWISE LISTEN TO ME YOU WILL BREAK THE RING!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello bby gurl I rape you later.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LOTR'S RINGS OF POWER
    >LORD OF THE RINGS'S RINGS OF POWER
    USA'S UNITED STATES

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >S2 soon
    >S3 already in active pre-production
    >Prince William personally visited the S2 filming set to crown Morfy the Queen of Wales (soon to be made a news story out of)

    HOW WILL REDDIT COPE?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I FORGE RINGS FOR SHE

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I believe this form of Sauron will be his “Anatar” form, which Tolkien describes as “fair” or handsome

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >indian male
      >fair and handsome
      Lol. Lmao. Frick this even calls for a rare rofl.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We already had a Caucasian Sauron to placate the chuds

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they can get the whole indian diaspora to watch it, their investment might pay off

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLOODY FOOL TOOK, REDEEM YOURSELF IN FRONT OF TRAIN NEXT TIME

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