Sirs, I did the needful and invented all the Beatles music, sirs. Yes Thank you sirs
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Sirs, what went wrong with this movie?
Sirs, I did the needful and invented all the Beatles music, sirs. Yes Thank you sirs
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>what went wrong
maybe starring a shitskin wasn't the best move
it was a successful movie poltard
>SHIT TOGETHER
>RIGHT NOW
>IN THE STREET
Aheminor rihgby gets hit by a train
OK thanks for nothing
>poltard
It's literally about White British men being replaced by an Indian immigrant who steals their accomplishments and fricks a British girl. Said White British man (who is dead irl) says he is happy with this. The premise, writing and casting are politically motivated.
To quote the great poet, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson
>Are you illiterate homie, you can't read between the lines?
The movie was written and directed by white British guys THOUGH
Ah yes, Danny Boyle. Thanks for strengthening my argument..
Was this the movie where certain bands didn't exist and he just releases the songs himself? They just copied the ending of Hot Tub Time Machine
paul mccarney is spinning in his grave
A really interesting concept to imagine a world where The Beatles didn't exist and had no impact on pop culture. This was not that, and the scene with John Lennon was bizarre.
That's because it's not about the beatles, it's about demographics.
>beatles never existed
>the only difference is that oasis didn't either
they really cracked their brain with that one
Cigarettes, Coca Cola and Harry Potter don't exist either in his timeline.
To be honest if the Beatles suddenly stopped existing I doubt I would even notice.
>when I find myself in times of trouble mother Shiva comes to me...
>speaking words of wisdom..
>..do not redeem
>yesterday
>all the toilets seemed so far away
>now it looks my shit is here to stay
>Oh I believe, in no bidets
>Suddenly, all the shit is flowing down my knees
why are they so vehemently against indoor plumbing and hygiene in general?
The Indian guy was surprisingly okay, but the movie was shit and it felt like it didn't even know what it wanted to do. Having him be a down on his luck songwriter who feels like he's never going to make it and then his opportunity to make it is just by stealing all the Beatles' stuff feels like the film is admitting his original songs were shit, and it also feels like an admission that he had no interest in creating music or expressing himself and just wanted to be a famous musician. I don't think the movie wants either of those things to be true because of the girl seeing something special in his original music that nobody else sees, but that's how it comes across when he can only gain success through theft and though he fears being caught for that theft, he's never upset that he only attained success by riding on The Beatles' coattails and that nobody ended up caring about his music.
FOCKING BENCHOD PAKIS LOVE ROLING STONES SO I LOVE THE BEATLES
The craziest thing about this movie is that you go into it taking for granted that The Beatles will be the musicians it sucks off the most, but it actually ends up sucking off Ed Sheeran more. It's a movie about a world where The Beatles didn't exist, it's about the music of The Bealtes and it plays an Ed Sheeran song in the background of the romantic climax.
The Pajeetles
The Dung Beatles
They should do a movie where there's no Indian or black people and he's the I oh brown skinned person in the world. After spending some time convincing everyone he's not an alien he endeavours to try and recreate the cultural gifts that his people have brought to the world, like curry. Hilarity ensues. A warm, fun take for the whole family!
I can't really enjoy a movie that makes me consider a little brown unwashed 4 incher going inside a pretty white woman. She isn't even going to feel it and its just gross to think about.