>skibidi. >Ohio. >Rizz. >Fanumtax. >Gyatt. >sheesh

>skibidi
>Ohio
>Rizz
>Fanumtax
>Gyatt
>sheesh
are we getting old zoomerbros...what the frick is this

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waltuuuuhhhh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't talk like that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ohio
    Quick rundown?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turbozoomer memes grow from the most random fragments of some joke around the internet. for years you would see some weird shit being filmed on a phone camera like some nerd spazzing out or donkeys licking each others ass or whatever and the title of the video would be "only in ohio baka"
      zooms caught onto it and ran it so far into the ground that its basically unrecognizable from a coherent thought, but now Ohio is basically synonymous with weird or shitty in the mind of every 11 year old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen any of those phone camera videos you are talking about, but this sounds like the "Florida Man" meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ohio really isn't like that at all. Weird shit is more likely to happen in southern shitholes like Alabama and Florida.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based knoledge anon, please untangle skibidi for me, I've been feeling left out for months 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ohio isn't even the worst state. Zoomers keep saying it because they think it's apparently "cool to say it" or some shit. And if I'm being honest, Wyoming is a much worst state because it never existed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The that Wyoming is so empty is why it's based. It's the exact opposite of New York

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hell yea, and it's also a fact that's proven by America's favorite orange cat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Worst state is Florida hands down

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >florida sucks
            dude i need to get the frick outta here. every single person is garbage here. ive yet to meet the exception

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yep and it's full of drooling moronic bigots too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bigots
                im against the drooling moron part. no one knows why they think the way they do. africa may have the lowest IQ per capita but i think we are already close enough to be on their level.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                like who?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is that what CNN told you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ran it so far into the ground that its basically unrecognizable from a coherent thought,
        every Cinemaphile meme ever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure it's partly that, but it's actually the ohayo (good morning) phrase common in anime, which as a joke is like mistaking the greeting as a name typically reserved for a friend or love interest (be my ohio) however it's worth noting Lil B's song Swag Like Ohio too. My 10 yo gen alpha nephew was literally reciting the lyrics out of context, probably because of memes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gen Alpha uas found their internet ID while zoomers cling to everything millennials created

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that face when no longer bussin, fr fr

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rizz
    Is short form of charisma. ChaRIZZma. You’re welcome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no cap?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't think the Gen A morons had it in them to learn such a big word.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just more appropriated black slang. They don’t know what charisma means.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you use charisma for outside d&d?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the least useful attribute in both d&d and reality

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ngmi

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you mean Chari$ma

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. wizard chud

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          High charisma IRL is literal easymode you megamoron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he never played the third edition ruleset

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >d&d
          >gay game for antisocial morons
          >charisma is the most useless thing in-game
          lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is that old DND post of someone who made their character a bear put all stats in charisma and illusion

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and illusion
              Ngmi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Novelty Gifts Made Inside? You fricking zoomers and your weird ass lingo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the least useful attribute in both d&d and reality

        either trolling or mentally moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Girls

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not knowing about current trends.

    Sigma af

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid words are not a trend

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's like five years old.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try 12

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, that's been an exclamation for decades

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love seeing zoomers turn 30 gen alpha is going to be relentless on you guys

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard my seven year old nephew talking the other day and he literally says internet comments aloud, like he talks like that. “Bro really” such and such. Satanic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO WAY?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >“Bro really” such and such.

      Same. Makes me wanna smash their little heads in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek i never understand why some people get so riled up by other people. I was talking at a restaurant with my friend today and some boomer dude was clearly listening to our conversation. When i told my friend that i'm going to switch to a four day work week the boomer started losing his shit on his seat. I could see him seething about "those damn youngsters who can't even do a whole work week". Learn some stoicism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When i told my friend that i'm going to switch to a four day work week the boomer started losing his shit on his seat
          no he didn't

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >When i told my friend that i'm going to switch to a four day work week the boomer started losing his shit on his seat.

            zoomer headcanon

            He started visibly shaking and couching on his seat at that moment. He was clearly upset. Too bad i couldn't explain to him the differences in work life between his youth and mine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When i told my friend that i'm going to switch to a four day work week the boomer started losing his shit on his seat.

          zoomer headcanon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go post you fiction on reddit, there are no doots here (id give you down doot because you seem gay)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well when you just hand a kid an ipad so you wont be bothered when watching cuck porn that will tend to happen, maybe hang with your kid?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    L post

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skibidi

    Scooter says this in a song from 2003.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget the scatman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, I guess he says it too. That was 30 years ago. No zoomers were even born yet.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skibidi

    That's those Source machinimas that are weirdly popular.

    >Ohio

    That's a state in America.

    >Rizz

    That's short for charisma, but it's mostly used as a synonym for sex appeal.

    >Fanumtax

    Is that a Dark Souls boss?

    >Gyatt

    That sounds like a funny way to say "god".

    >sheesh

    Okay, no, that one was already hip when I was a teen.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WaltuuuuaaAaAaaRRRRRRGGHRGHHRHGH

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ohio is millennial coded, it’s the new Florida man.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >l33t
    >epic win
    >winrar
    >pwnd
    >n00b
    >rofl
    Like boomers are any better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed level moronic
      >>Ohio
      Literally dont even fricking knows what that is
      >>Rizz
      Kinda moronic but whatever

      Literally dont even fricking knows what that is

      moronic

      Not a meme, literally people pronounced it like that for DECADES

      >l33t
      moronic
      >epic win
      Totally fine, nothing wrong with it
      >winrar
      Dumb but cute
      >pwnd
      moronic
      >n00b
      The word is fine but 0s are moronic
      >rofl
      Literally an abbreviation, not a meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sheesh
        >Not a meme, literally people pronounced it like that for DECADES
        people were not going "sheeeeeeesh" for decades you stupid b***h.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I was saying "Jeeez!" here in the UK a decade ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except this was internet speak that no one actually says irl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's more soul in winrar than the millions of zoomers alive today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was for nerds, not Black folk and 13 year olds who wish they were Black folk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >360 noscope
      >trickshot
      >get rekt
      >Darude Sandstorm
      >yeet
      >fap
      >damn son
      >cheeky scrub
      >Gangnam Style
      >illuminati confirmed
      >Nicolas Cage
      >yuh
      >wombo combo
      >mom get the camera
      >Doritos
      >Mountain Dew
      >420 blaze it
      >oooh baby a triple
      >expand dong
      >Bonzi Bunddy
      >feat. Dante from DmC
      >& Knuckles
      The stuff from early-to-mid 2010s are just as shit as early internet humor and zoomercore humor. The internet as a whole has been a mistake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit i forgot
        >doge
        >bazinga
        >damn Daniel
        >deez nuts
        >Grand Dad Fleentstones
        >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        >frick her right in the pussy
        >Hitler did nothing wrong
        >Thomas the Dank Engine
        I think you get the idea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Early internet humor was based. Zoomers will forever be newbies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit i forgot
        >doge
        >bazinga
        >damn Daniel
        >deez nuts
        >Grand Dad Fleentstones
        >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        >frick her right in the pussy
        >Hitler did nothing wrong
        >Thomas the Dank Engine
        I think you get the idea

        All of those are funny tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True. I'll always remember that era of internet during my early college years. Good times

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss those days

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Has the illuminati ever been confirmed?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the Bavarian Illuminati has a Wikipedia page

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of those were appropriation of niggy culture though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boomers didn't come up with early internet lingo. millennials did. we created Cinemaphile and all early internet culture. put some respect on our name.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate to be an actuallygay but truly early internet lingo was made by gen x. Something awful was created and inhabited by gen xirs, and there was probably stuff even before that. Early online gamer culture was also gen x

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And even though Cinemaphile was started by an underageb& millennial, a lot of the early users were Gen X.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gee, which is a better display of culture? the one that just steals half of their lingo from urbans or the one that was actually organic and grew from a group of people that had common interests? really makes you think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >360 noscope
      >trickshot
      >get rekt
      >Darude Sandstorm
      >yeet
      >fap
      >damn son
      >cheeky scrub
      >Gangnam Style
      >illuminati confirmed
      >Nicolas Cage
      >yuh
      >wombo combo
      >mom get the camera
      >Doritos
      >Mountain Dew
      >420 blaze it
      >oooh baby a triple
      >expand dong
      >Bonzi Bunddy
      >feat. Dante from DmC
      >& Knuckles
      The stuff from early-to-mid 2010s are just as shit as early internet humor and zoomercore humor. The internet as a whole has been a mistake

      oh shit i forgot
      >doge
      >bazinga
      >damn Daniel
      >deez nuts
      >Grand Dad Fleentstones
      >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      >frick her right in the pussy
      >Hitler did nothing wrong
      >Thomas the Dank Engine
      I think you get the idea

      Some of these are cringe, but the rest are funny. Zoomer speak is too tryhard to be funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are mainly just abbreviations of words, colloquial slang.
      elite
      win"RAR"...as in the program
      pwoned=owned
      Noob...nubile
      rofl is literally an acronym.

      What you zoomie fricks dont understand either is there were character limits to SMS, and in turn the abbreviations on one format transferred to the other, not to mention bandwith limits.
      Speaking in abbreviated slang was economical, and still is in time spent typing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Noob…nubile
        lol newb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          newbie
          nubile, noob, synonyms moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not synonyms lol nub

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Not synonyms

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody has ever EVER said noob is short for nubile you skrub (synonym for noob)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember back in 2008 in Roblox when someone said noob meant poser. Good times

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've never seen a more pitiful attempt of a zoomer trying to fit in

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your time is up old man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awesomesauce rawr xD *holds up spork*

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to be mindless cattle following every meme just because you're young. I'm sure lots of you guys thought Le troleface and shit like that was stupid back in the day

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ohio

    ?t

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't imagine not killing yourself after 25

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aye bruh us zoomers getting old as hell, were too old for this, i dont get these kids theyre meaningless
    meanwhile literally a year before this
    >"only a spoonful na na na dont shoot homie we got the weed only a spoonful" heh yeah... our humor is really abstract and pretty advanced..

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it'll happen to you zoomie

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if instead of Cinemaphile, we had Sigma Chat, and the admins were Adin Ross and Kai Cenat? Mook would be Skibidi Bot, and instead of anime he'd post pictures of Baby Gronk. You could also roll for Fanum tax, and 8ball for tips on how to rizz up all the gyatts in Ohio

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gyattzilla

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about that prick's face when he saw the gyatt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what gen comes after zoomers? the ones born in the 2010s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gen A

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and wtf does A mean?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          alpha

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a reference to the Kid A album, which they all listen to religiously.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alpha unironically

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Asperger, it's the result of all the chemicals in the water

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did wiggerism skip zoomers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. They're the wiggest gen ever. Alphas are just moronic in comparison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are ultra wigger. they're also the least white american generation ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's gen A. over half Hispanic most likely

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay well yeah but you know what I meant

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say we create a word
    I vote for

    shurbly

    Now let's give it a meaning, what does shurbly means?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when u feelin yourself cuz u b gettin mad engagement on yo content

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shurbly you can't be serious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      short for slop made by trust fund babies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And don't call me Shurbly

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how white people still get their slang from non whites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evil cannot create, it can only copy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers do talk like Black folk now that you mention it.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's just me being old, but even though Millennials had "YOLO", "swag", "y'all" zoomers seem to speak in way more unintelligible gibberish. I get that every generation has slang but why does it have to be silly baby talk? It's embarrassing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yolo and swag were fricking stupid, too. all of this shit comes from urban black culture. that's been our entire culture for the past two decades at least. it sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Y'all" is really old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        y'all in the sense of using it as part of everyday online vernacular when most of the time it's not being said by a person who is black or from the south

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers got the worst shit. Their slang is bad and also they ended up with those laughable broccoli haircuts and also mullets with pedophile mustaches. Every generation has cringeworthy outdated stuff but zoomers seem to have gone out of their way to make their stuff clownish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why does it have to be silly baby talk?
      Because even the most simple minded kids can understand it. Things can spread the most if they're accessible to everyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deadass

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teenage slang was always moronic, but back in the day it grew organically, in recess or playing in the street. Now kids just repeat what some illiterate blacks say on social media. It's unironically soul vs soulless.
    >t.33 years old boomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Now kids just repeat what some illiterate blacks say on social media.
      This is the worse.
      Internet culture was a culture to its own and different forums had their own culture, same here, different boards have their own culture.
      IRL culture was separate and whatever was to your own personal circumstance. You never said internet meme shit IRL.
      Zoomers around the world are all repeating IRL internet BS that is forced cancer made up by morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Globohomosexual and wwwhomosexual linked up Sneed it or feed it?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is blud yapping about

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You dont know what the word sheesh means?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frfr

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are peculiar times. It's odd to see people embrace their own obsolescence with such frantic eagerness. When I look at my contemporaries in the 2020s I feel a kind of nostalgic sorrow for us, the kind of nostalgic sorrow you feel when you see brown tintypes of derby-hatted spats-wearing people from the 1890s. We mean well, some of us, but everything we know is melting into air, all our bustle-skirts, all our mutton-sleeves. It's an era of information overload, of pastiche and appropriation, of trendiness turned into a basic survival mechanism. It's an era of frenzy and charlatanism and inspired amateurism, where technology itself becomes liquid and amorphous, and the shallow splashy knowledge of info-surfing is the only kind of knowledge we're allowed. An era where megabytes of dataflow are cheaper than air and memory ischeaper than dirt, but context and meaning have become desperately rare luxuries.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the same shit that has been happening for the past 100 years. It's all Black folk and other third worlders. They say silly things and use all sorts of weird slang. White people take the slang and they say it ironically, they think it's hilarious, and then it becomes part of their vocabulary.
    While the zoomer today says shit like ''rizz'' because of black people, in the past boomers said shit like ''boogie'' and ''jive turkey.'' It's all just black shit or some arab or asian ching chong. Skibidi is just some third world arab going ''skib skib dop dop skibidi dop dop'' in a song. It sounds fricking stupid so people say it until it's not funny anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people say it until it's not funny anymore
      That's meme culture for as long as it has existed

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, are zoomers, or at least early- and mid-zoomers, finally going to accept that the majority of their culture and communication is essentially indistinguishable from millennials', and join us as we attempt to hold fast against the impending flood of Gen Alpha?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gen alpha won

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oomer
    See, this is shit I don’t get.
    When the frick did people get so lazy that they just add er or a as a suffix and call it a day? Sure gay used to be a common suffix, but at least that gate kept anyone reposting for upboats.
    Guess I answered my own question there; it’s easy to repost boomer, normie, slop and all the other shit to every cancerous shithole that these homosexuals need to frick off back to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gen Z internet users got uppity a few years back and started calling millennials in their 30s "30 year old boomers" as a way to mock them for getting old by likening their adulthood behaviors to those of their babyboomer parents. Millennials retorted by making fun Gen Z's habits, affixing "-oomer" to the "Z" to make it a direct comeback to the "boomer" insult. After that, things devolved into people who wanted insult any kind variety of habit/lifestyle coming up with a *oomer to go along with their insults. Coomer, consoomer, etc

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally adapted to ong fr bussin no cap, I can't learn more

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheer up zoomies, you're about to become the second gayest generation

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To the zoomers in this thread, please stop using "my guy".
    Please. It upsets me immensely.

    I will however enjoy the next 8 years where you villify Gen A as Millenials have done to you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my guy, stfu. you don't tell me what to do. you're not my mommy

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sheeeeeeeeeeeee goofy ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like gen alpha because they antagonize zoomers merely by existing.

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