>Skin is bulletproof. >But spears can harm him

>Skin is bulletproof
>But spears can harm him

How? Why?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    youre asking as if i made the damn movie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Skin is bulletproof
    no its not you see him get hit with shitty old muskets and he bleeds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you see him getting shot multiple times and the bullets just bounce off of its skin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no they bounce off his metal shield, after he gets shot and it breaks the skin.

        Only his mask was bulletproof

        this is true, the only bit we see bullets bounce off is his skull mask.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the bullets were french

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only his mask was bulletproof

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holtzman shield, of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only possible answer.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bulletproof vests are bulletproof but not stab proof

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skin
    >bulletproof
    >gets shot in the back of the fricking head
    ???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jerry screams

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        They did that to israelites in the concentration camps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his head was circumcized

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Hollywood is full of morons who think guns work like in videogames where swords do more damage.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >predator constantly gets injured up and beaten up by everybody: wolfes, bears, dogs, humans
    >she makes him cut his arm off, with ease
    >rips off one of his fangs, with ease
    >meanwhile the predator shield, that can cut through flesh, bone, tree and stone, does literally no damage to her
    >it the end she makes him kill himself
    I'm actually baffled
    what the frick did I just watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a fricking terrible movie, only virgins like it cuz that brown cutie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kamran Pasha, the 56 year old virgin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prequel tie-in comic reveals this predator was their Wimp-lo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Over 9000 hours in MS paint.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she blocks his shield from opening with the spear
      and somehow forces the giant grizzly-bear-1hitting-and-lifting monster's hand with a long ass spear that would lessen her leverage
      but a few second later he cuts the tip of the folded spear with his shield
      anything goes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >alien from an advanced space-faring race whose culture is entirely centered around hunting and killing
      >doesn't even know how his own laser crossbow thing works
      >fails hard with it TWICE
      >second time he basically kills himself with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she makes him cut his arm off
      i hated that
      i almost felt sympathetic with the predator

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wear bulletproof vest
    >Not stab resistant

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a kinetic bandpass filter

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spears are shaper than bullets idiot

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>Skin is bulletproof
    >>But spears can harm him
    That's literally how bulletproof vest work in real life, they have not resistance to cut or stab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His skin isn't even bulletproof anyway but yes, anon is a huge moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >His skin isn't even bulletproof anyway but yes, anon is a huge moron.
        Well hes a different species than other predators, maybe his skin is a little bulletproof, in exchange he's more moronic than the average Yautja

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice headcanon

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did she make him kill himself kek? Wasn't he aware that he didn't have his mask on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he did get shot on the fricking head a little while before that so he probably wasn't thinking right.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You say this as if everything he did made sense prior to that. Also eating instantly hypothermia inducing flowers. Lol, lmao even.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently this predator doesn't know how his own weapons work. What's funnier is that he had like good 10 seconds to duck before the bolt hit him.
      Basically writers intentionally made the predator moronic in the last scene so that mary suix could defeat him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        remember that time earlier on when he shot his speargun THRICE in a row even though it was ineffective?
        and he STILL did it again in the end
        he was moronic the whole time

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He gets musket bullet wounds a few times, and arguably the defining wound that weakens him enough for Cute Midthunder (forgot her name) to kill him is when her brother stabs the Preydator with its own advanced spear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the .60 caliber ball going straight through his head was the defining wound that explains the stupidity of the final fight.
      Dude literally got brain damage but kept on truckin'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude literally got brain damage but kept on truckin'
        Literally me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We're all gonna make it, fren

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh that time when the spear didn't fold, as opposed to the other time when it folded
      good times

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not spearproof, moron

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