Slave 1 is the only cool ship in the entirety of Star Wars. Yes that includes the Millennium Fagcon.

Slave 1 is the only cool ship in the entirety of Star Wars. Yes that includes the Millennium gaycon.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *Boba Fett's firespray class gunship

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Slave 1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They changed the name.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its probably my favourite too, I also like the one in the clone wars Obi Wan uses to get to the Lamino where he as the hyper drive ring attachment.
    Millenium Falcon is shit tier for sure though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's cool? Having the astromech socket in front of the wienerpit is an intern-tier design decision, though.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how many levels of contrarianism do you have to be on to think TIE fighters aren't cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even in-universe people think TIEs are fragile pieces of shit. They were designed to fail because it's cheaper to build a new one and replace the pilot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked x-wings because they just looked like a plane and not some gay scifi UFO like the tie.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slave 1 looks like my mother's clothing iron. The Aluminum Falcon looks like a frisbee.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you poop and pee in a ship that small?
    If there's a toilet, what stops the poopoo and peepee from washing back out of the toilet into the ship when it lands like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The urine and fecal matter gets ejected into space.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Evac suits are beautiful things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its probably ejected immediately but they have artificial gravity technology so perhaps they can isolate that. Its more starwars to have the toilet rotate with the ship and would be easy with out technology.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you poop and pee in a ship that small?
        If there's a toilet, what stops the poopoo and peepee from washing back out of the toilet into the ship when it lands like that

        You guys know we have actual astronauts who have encountered this problem, right? You shit into a bag, stuff it into an airlock, and launch it into space. Pretty straightforward.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not really relevant as these ships have artificial gravity. A closer real world analogy would be swinging water pales and cots on sailing ships. Only taken to an extreme and thats for landing only. It would be easier to just flush everything as an automatic feature before the maneuvre.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Naboo Starfighter is the secret coolest. Has actual soulfull beauty.

    The X Wing has dated hard but I still love it. It has such F4 Phantom even F14 energy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll forever hate x-wings because you have an entire galaxy of Black folk developing space ships and yet the only fighter planes the rebels use for 80 fricking years or whatever are those shits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marvel at the hunk of crap that came before the X-Wing. They replaced it for a good reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally the same thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They used B wings and A wings and Y wing bombers as well. Are you fricking moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dated hard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In a good way. Its super 60s/70s in its designed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Naboo Starfighter
      Not my favorite but you're right it's objectively the best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that cheat in Rogue Squadron that allowed you to unlock it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes cool

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Azure Angel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      always liked this thing never knew thats what it was called. very kino name

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >U-wing
      Pedestrian tastes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta be the laziest ship design in all of star wars.

      >lets mash all the rebel ships together!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cool ship
    It's a T posing showerhead.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah the chrome ship from episode 1 is really cool

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please stay in your containment thread

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  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Main I
    ftfy bigots

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *African American 1

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there literally anything original and cool in the sequels?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that the ST took the most iconic stuff from the OT and just made it far worse. Then for some reason they only use X-wings and absolutely trash bombers and the shitty basic TIE, when they had Y-wings, A-wings, B-wings, Interceptors, and TIE Bombers. From the EU, they could have used the TIE Defenders, Interdictor cruisers, anything.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Jedi starfighter but I agree with you on the MF being overrated bullshit. I was never really a fan of Han Solo as a kid because he couldn't use the Force and didn't think his kind of fast ship that barely works made him cool, to me he was comic relief like C3PO

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Outrider.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Sun Crusher is like Dune, only a genius can adapt it for the silver screen. And that makes Disney terrified.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a FRICKING ice cream cone

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From the bottom of my heart, the Slave 1 is the ugliest ship ever and neither the stupid ship nor Boba Fett was ever supposed to receive larger attention.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The actual best ship. I've been in love with these ever since I saw them in Gendry Clone Wars when I was 12.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So like how is the Mandalorian supposed to capture and bring back bounties in this thing? He doesn't have a cargo hold?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just turn off your brain and clap at the thing you remember.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he ties space Black folk to the front like a hood ornament

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OI! Sarlaac! You gots mah armor in der? Spit it out ya cheeky c**t!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MF had this awesome original unused design which actually explained its pudenda and its clit. The pudenda grips cargo containers and the clit freaking rotates so you can see around them.

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