"Slime" is a dumb fucking element, and I know exactly what to replace it with.

"Slime" is a dumb fucking element, and I know exactly what to replace it with. Spooky (or some similar word) would have been a great rough opposite to candy and would be great to flesh out cuz there's vampires and crazy demonic stuff all over this show.

I you're confused how these are opposites, I'm basically saying that cute/sweet/pink/girly works as a rough aesthetic opposite to dark/edgy. It's certainly better than FUCKING SLIME

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a joke anon. They probably wanted two traditional elements and two weird ones for comedy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but slime is so bad it doesn't even work as a gag, it's genuinely just a terrible idea you can't do anything with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slime doesn't work as a gag in children's entertainment
        Looks like someone was born in 2005.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Plague but that could be too spooksys for the chillens

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what's the opposite of candy, fucking breakfast.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not in america
      they eat cereal (candy) for breakfast

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not candy! Reese's Puffs Cereal!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly wish she would've died in that episode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cinnamon rolls
      >coffee cake
      >french toast
      >most varieties of waffles
      >most varieties of pancakes
      >doughnuts
      Bruh what? How is breakfast the "opposite" of candy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        see what i mean
        this is why americans are so fucked up they eat all this shit for breakfast and then wonder why they're diabetic
        none of these are breakfast, those are deserts

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nigga, these aren't deserts, they're nutritional food

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            these are all yeasty dough + sugar
            it's just carbs and fungus food
            there's nothing nutritional about them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of these items weren't invented in America though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            they're not eaten for breakfast in their country of origin

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pain au Chocolat
          >Biscotti
          >Litterally just fucking chocolate sprinkles and butter on bread, not toast, bread.
          Continental love their pastry for breakfast

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I take it back that does appear to be toast.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't it be something like bitter with the Earldom of Lemongrab being at or near the intersection between the two?

    Bitter would also give you slimy in, the form of among other things, (pre-genetic modified) brussel sprouts.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    'Spooky' isn't a tangible thing though. Slime was the logical choice of the already established kingdoms. Also, the elements roughly correlate to the four temperaments. Slime being a good fit for the phlegmatic temperament - relaxed, complacent, and easy going.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      candy is not tangible either though
      it's just a concept

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't eat a concept.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the entire point is pic related
    Slime as passive makes 100% sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being selfless and sociable is such a fat fucking scam. Psychologists are evil.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This pretty much goes all in on Phlegmatic and Sanguine being positive attributes while Melancholic and Choleric are almost entire negative.

      That really doesn't make sense though since Phlegmatic can easily be apathetic, indecisive, or resentful under that cold exterior while Sanguine can be unscrupulous, faithless, or insincere.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This chart is shit and has mixed different things together.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole concept in itself elementals is dumb anyway, why did they thought that giving to PB and two useless princesses the equivalent of shonen power-ups was a good idea???
    And PB in specific doesn't make fucking sense.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never got the point of the miniseries

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't that also give the lich elemental powers cuz he fills the "spooky" archetype pretty well

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Break it down as polysachharides, water, aerobic respiration and protien. Broadly speaking its the four elements of biological life. You might need to put lipids in fire as fuel

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