Slylock Fox

Rachael Rabbit is upset about something again, to no one's surprise.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't eat soup with a fork

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not with that attitude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reeky is clearly trailer trash who can't afford a spoon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where I'm from the proper form of pea soup is so thick you absolutely can eat it with a fork, and a common bench mark for good soup consistency is being able to stick a spoon in it and have it remain vertical.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It ain't for eatin', that's Reeky's stabbin' fork.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes yuo can

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beg to differ.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has a fork

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would that alien lady

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because reeky is a methhead and a habitual liar. and no one takes 10 minutes to eat a bowl of soup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably stealing metal, or sucking a guy off for rent money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never had good soup on a cold lazy day

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel Rabbit needs a gun

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Purple Pete’s birthday today (in the picture)?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So he didn't because he eats soup with a fork. Maybe he was just making some meth and never even touched her mailbox but he doesn't want to say that, because he would go to jail. He looks like the dude that would be making meth in the trailer park. Or he's blowing some guy because he only two things I can think of a meth addicted rat what do.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or maybe he's eating peas from a can and he calls a pea soup because he's poor and on drugs, it reminds me of hot dogs soup and mayonnaise sandwiches

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He lives in a broken ass RV, what the hell do you want from the guy. He's poor his life sucks, probably all used the spoons for his drug addiction. I mean the guy is a very low place he's going to sock in the window. Can't even afford to water his weed plant. You probably thought it was the landlord and came to the door with a weapon a fork and then made up the story because he doesn't want to get arrested again for having a weapon while on probation. I mean leave the guy alone. He probably just licked an butthole clean for Burger King. He doesn't need some Karen come and do his door screaming at him with her 20 kids running in the road about her mailbox being damaged like no one else in town lives there come on what a b***h. The fact that law enforcement is getting involved in such a minor dispute it's so ridiculous I hope he sues the hell out of the fox . You know that rabbit has like 20 baby daddies and then none of them pay child support but she keeps hoping that one guy will take her in and she'll be living like a queen. I hate trailer parks

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pea soup is chunky.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And who says he can afford a spoon. I mean this is some real serious racial species profiling. It's always a privilege foxes making judgments on other people's lives like they're so high and mighty I know what you do at night, yiff parties, how you always after that one cat acting like it's not some sort of fetish. He's a freak going around harassing poor people just trying to make a living, not all of us can live off the government dime being all law enforcement One of a special prosecutor I get paid extra cuz I like to college abowl crap, I bet you he's thinks he's doing some good while he gets his ass pounded by his cat girlfriend with a strap on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >foxes considered devious thieves for most of history
        >all that's forgotten and now they're treated like they've always been classy
        Foxes really are the Irish of the animal world, aren't they?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *Romanians
          Sure

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But no-one thinks Romanians are classy. Or even white.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only Irish people treated classy are the ones mistaken to be Brits

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he take the spoon he's eating with when answering the door? That fork is for self-defence

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can eat a soup by tilting the bowl, no spoon or fork needed.
    Rachel Rabbit is an accusing b***h.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it because he's the lead singer of The Chats?

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