>smart, funny, attractive cartoon mom exists
>she's paired up with a loser what out of her league
This has got to be the weirdest trend in animation. It's like the bland harem protagonist in anime.
>smart, funny, attractive cartoon mom exists. >she's paired up with a loser what out of her league
You aren’t dealing with average schitzo poster Freeza.
OH MY GOD
FRIEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think she was just as unfunny as her husband, they both have the rich scientist humor, and I think her husband is actually a good looking dude relatively
She had jokes besides the rich scientist humor unlike her husband. Also James does not look good.
James is supposed to be the perfect 50s is advertising man in looks. Think reed richards basically.
Autistic nerd is not an attractive look anon.
Jack was always a big baby that deferred competence to his wife. She should have left him for Vlad.
Retcon, at first they were clueless ghost hunters, until that episode.
Watch the rest of the series; she was always the more competent one.
Retcon, they were equal in the beginning. but it was so early in the series that everyone forgets about it
have a nice day industry cuck
see people, females with bob cut hair styles are based and attractive.
I see a lady like that at my grocery store, looks like a sexy cleopatra style.
Mr. Possible bred her three times.
How many times did you, Anon?
NTA but technically it was two times; Jim and Tim are a package deal.
That is still two more times than OP will get in his lifetime.
This again?
I love these posts.
There have been 4 of these pictures posted. You'd think even the newbies you are taking the bait would realize something is up.
*who are taking the bait
The ape was schizo after all
It’s honestly pretty frustrating
This was a retcon, they were both equal, until that episode at school, where danny's dad turned into a big baby and mom apparently already knew about the ghosts all along. it wasn't just a retcon, it's a plot hole.
What episode?
https://dannyphantom.fandom.com/wiki/Public_Enemies
It was this one. before that they were skilled but clueless about ghosts. this couldn't even count in continuity like the mother trying to protect her husband, it's 100% a retcon
Not really a retcon since Jack shows flashes of competence later on in the series, keeping them roughly equal.
He improved, but they were the same level of competence at the beginning of the series. he never needed to keep up with her, this is just a retcon where her husband was emasculated for whatever reason
>emasculated
Gee I wonder who can be behind this post…
>turned into a baby
>not emasculated
that was the meaning of that scene and that is reinforced in later episodes.
They were the same level of competence before and after this episode. Jack has always been the butt of jokes compared to Maddie because this show was part comedy. You not liking it doesn't make it a retcon.
What is this board's bizarre obsession with "emasculation" lately?
Never was. both were clueless relatives/ghost hunters, but no one remembers when the change took place, as it happened early in the series.
Dude I rewatched the series and I can say for sure you're full of shit. People don't bring it up because you're misinterpreting a comedic scene because you care so much about "emasculation".
That's kind of the point of the joke and they were both equals at the beginning of the series.
>That's kind of the point of the joke
The point of a joke is to make you laugh as this is a comedy. How moronic has this board gotten that comedy is now interpreted as an attack on masculinity?
>and they were both equals at the beginning of the series.
They were still equals when things got serious. The thing wasn't that they were clueless it's that everyone though they were kooks. They were both talented in their field, it just took for that episode to for people to realize they weren't crazy.
They were equals before, but never had any luck. That was a joke, until they came up with this convoluted plot about Danny's origins. And I've noticed now how similar this show is to bleach.
>until they came up with this convoluted plot about Danny's origins.
The frick are you talking about? Danny's origins were in the theme song and it wasn't convoluted.
>They were equals before, but never had any luck. That was a joke
I just explained to you what the joke was. Are you legitimately moronic?
1. Bleach is just similar to Yu Yu Hakusho
2. They have little to nothing in common. DP takes more after Spider-Man and Ghostbusters than anime.
How autistic do you have to be to keep repeating the same shit over and over in one thread?
Then again this is an industry cuck thread…
The notion that the fat moron father/husband is an emasculated character has been popular for years
I'm talking about the latest string of threads that keep shitting on every cartoon dad as emasculated and acting like they all need to be the standard 50s dad.
You wanna know why Maddie doesn't leave Jack?
He's got a dick he could beat a man to death with and stamina for days. Seriously, he's a durable motherfricker, and that's probably where Danny gets it from. How else did Danny survive that ghost zone portal accident?
And I wouldn't be surprised if Vlad is a teenie weenie two pump chump. He's exactly the kind of guy who doesn't care about making his partner cum.
Might actually be canon; in alternate timeline, Maddie was unhappy being with Vlad and left him for Jack.
Hopefully Danny will be fawkin joocy like Dark Danny when he grows up, because if he's an absolute unit like his dad, Sam's in for a bad time.
Any other examples?
Tons, sadly.
This plot is so racist. Chosen one stories are wild
How the frick is it racist?
genetic predisposition
That doesn't explain anything. How is something as inoffensive as Disney Channel cartoon racist in its plot.
Jake's genetic weakness came from his "human" side. Same argument used by Han Chinese, who believe they were divinely blessed
That's not how it works. Jake has no genetic weakness from having a human dad and is no stronger and weaker than most of the other dragons. Did you even watch the show before typing?
He is an underdog because of that, but he becomes stronger when he connects with his maternal side, Juniper Lee had the same plotline
He is a lesser dragon, he became stronger when he became a full dragon.
This again?
Actually he was the underdog because he was the first dragon of America and had no experience to back it up, in addition to the whole balancing saving the world and going to school thing.
Dude, Susan could be just as goofy as Jonathan, at times. Plus, Jonathan fought vampires and the Jersey Devil.
>the Jersey Devil
He fought Snooki?
>Dude, Susan could be just as goofy as Jonathan
Same with every parent posted here. Ever notice how the MC is embarrassed by both parents. Ever notice how they never go "my dad is so embarrassing but my mom is super based tho"?
They were at first but then it was retconned for the mom to be more competent.
Not really. She has moments in season 2, as well.
also there a dropped plot that would've reveal that Jonathan was a werewolf which would've explained why Jake and Haley's dragon form had canid features
This. Jonathan was a little goofy but it was mostly because he was kept in the dark. The moment he happened to fight supernatural creatures he always shown competency. In the finale he went from discovering that his kids are supernatural lizards to slaughtering shadow demons in less than a day.
I will never not be pissed that she didn't get a dragon form.
Oh dear...
Why were we denied this
The mom was never going to have the power one way or another.
Didn't the powers skip her generation or something?
That's the in universe reasoning. Though you could argue she has a magical disability considering dragons are the "true form".
yes
no
All three still deserve better than what they have
The latest example
funny how people considered this landwhale attractive
In comparison to her husband, she's Marilyn Monroe.
This is probably the most egregious one actually. It's a wonder how Oscar is married at all.
Well in the original series at least, Oscar actually had plenty of good points to him and Trudy wasn't a saint herself at times. It was definitely a beauty on the inside deal like early Simpsons and Family Guy.
It's a wonder how any of these dudes are married. Why would any of these hot women give them the time of day?
because their either quite flawed or one dimensional. like real life attractive women with no mate
This was fine. She got married to a hung, Chad black MAN and not some wimpy, little penis white boi.
She needed to get RICED by strong Asian dude. Her husband looks like a caveman
The hell are you on about? Mr. Incredible is an absolute chad.
>fat
>temperamental
>still stuck in his glory days
>doesn’t care about his family
This is what Cinemaphile considers a chad? Holy emasculation…
I personally consider Scott from AEMH to be a Chad of a father. He makes the best of a bad situation and turns his life around.
Criminals cannot be chad fathers or husbands. Granted, they have more tester one than the average cuck dad.
This again, man?
I’m not talking about petty criminals, I’m talking about SUPERVILLAINS!
Also stop being a hypocrite, you like Shego
Shego was just misunderstood
Dude, bumping your own shitty thread again?
don't respond
Get a life.
Get a boner
Red Death
He was going through a mid-life crisis, you should know what that's like by now.
I'm 20, so no I wouldn't.
zoomer
Technically I'm a late millennial
>doesn’t care about his family
Did you even watch the fricking movie?
He was literally about to crush Mirage to death when he thought they were dead
Wasn’t because he wanted to establish himself as an alpha?
This once more? Honestly... get a grip or a noose.
>eyebags
>graying hair
She's an ugly old crone, I dont know why you posted her
1. Women get better with age
2. She still looks better than her husband
Bro, her husband looks 1-2 decades younger than her.
Women get bitter with age. I'm sure that's what you meant.
If you think about it, she got fricked over twice
From the same creator.
Being created by Savino didn’t help.
Wow, this post sure is getting a lot of replies for this incredibly specific topic that seemingly no one but OP has ever cared about before. It's also a funny coincidence that a lot of the wives being given as examples have also been used in at least one of the many, many other threads that have also had this exact incredibly specific topic. Weird, huh?
In another coincidence, all the moms posted just so happen to be apart of the cuck commissions…
One younger audiences would be familiar with
hey, Hugh neutron is a fricking CHAD among men.
>idiot
>cuck
>obsessed with pies and ducks
>chad
The absolute STATE of Cinemaphile…
I'd say she's one of the top 10 milfs.
They didn’t even give her a real name.
I'm just going to assume that Maddie goes on top, because otherwise Jack would crush her. In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
I always figured he was just a slab of meat. Some fat, sure. But not obese or anything.
Muscle is denser than fat, so that doesn't really make it easier for poor Maddie.
He skipped leg day so much his torso just consumed them for the protein.
>Frustrating, sadly
Women moment
It couldn't be more obvious you never watched the movie.
I just woken to be with the chads they deserve
Why is it even so frustrating to them? I don't understand. Are they jealous? Would they never get with so called "losers"?
Stop engaging with this stupid homosexual he's just gonna keep doing this no matter what.
Mr. Possible is based compared to other fathers considering he’s a rocket scientist
>shown to be a screw up at his job
Even amongst the low standards of cartoon dads, he’s a frick up.
Do you have that brain disorder where you wake up every day thinking it's the same day in 2016?
It's funny when shit happens to cartoon dad, he's tough and can take it so his . Started with Fred Flintstone, progressed through Homer Simpson, just got more and more overdone and clichéd over time as the tropes calcified.
this again?
This again?
He bumps his own cancer anyway
I've already noticed he does that, pathetic really, but telling people to sage might at least stall his stupid efforts for attention
Honestly I'd be a little surprised if it's still 100% industrycuck at this point. If you consistently post threads that get a bunch of (You)s, eventually people start making them on their own.
>funny
Kim's grappling hook had more personality than her parents.
Her dad could be replaced by the grappling hook but Kim's mom was funny. Shocker, cartoon dads have no personality.
Dude, this again?
And again and again and again until this site dies from heat death. We're stuck with him forever.
They are boring cartoon couple.
Mom had no fun personality. Would’ve been better if Shego was her mom who had to hide her villainous acts from her family while praying her daughter didn’t recognize her.
She had a fun personality, Shego is better off being Kim’s love interest than her mom.
Nah, ages are too far apart. You’d have to either age her down or make a second character for Kim.
Though personally I agree that Ron wasn’t the world’s greatest love interest even if he worked. personally I’d prefer a rival spy that focuses more on stealth over Kim’s combat. Someone who she doesn’t even know is there until he gives her a small save as a courtesy among rivals. A save she’ll have to repay later in the episode. But that’s just my personal tastes.
That's more or less what Will Du was supposed to be.
Neat, would’ve done something slightly different but neat.
We all have different tastes, and my taste can vary dramatically depending on the characters and media. It’s past of why I love to write.
Like I said. There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just not my favorite. That’s why I said he worked. Because he’s a fine love interest just not the best in my opinion.
Also on a side note, did any of you guys know that Jonathan Long was originally gonna be revealed as a werewolf? So his embarrassing parent status was in part because he’s literally a fricking dog.
>Jonathan Long was originally gonna be revealed as a werewolf?
>We could have had a half werewolf half dragon
Well that's disappointing.
I would’ve liked to see that, but it does bring up a question. Would it be a wolf dragon hybrid or would the wolf side just enhance the dragon on full moons?
You… have not seen how bad love interests can get.
>Neat, would’ve done something slightly different but neat.
Don't get too excited. He was just going to a potential love rival but the plan was to always have Ron and Kim end up together. They probably got rid of the romance angle because Will added to nothing in the end.
>There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just not my favorite.
He's no one's favorite. That's one of the many things wrong with him.
>Because he’s a fine love interest just not the best in my opinion.
He's objectively the worst love interest in the history of animation.
>We all have different tastes, and my taste can vary dramatically depending on the characters and media. It’s past of why I love to write.
I've been writing for 20 years and I can say you're full of shit
Alright. But I’m just having fun here. It’s what I do when bored, I come to this site and throw ideas around to vent a little, mostly cause I can’t stand not talking about something creative.
I think it’s also why I just enjoy responding, no matter wat responses I get. I just enjoy talking to people. I like hearing what they have to say.
Your taste is shit but Ron was a terrible love interest. Kim was 18 when she graduated, that would lead to hooking up with Shego.
There is nothing wrong with Ron as a love interest.
>sigma male
Good idea for its own show, not really what KP is going for.
List her top 20 funny moments.
It's less that they're boring and more that they're out of focus because the kids are the main focus. The reverse is true of adult family sitcoms.
This thread again?
Cinemaphile have the stupidest schizos
Esto otra vez?
Do you not understand the reason they do that is to remind the audience that ultimately what the hero should be striving for is being good at heart?
I always felt it was a critique of suburban life. I don't know why they criticize these places so much, I'd rather live in the suburbs than ghetto hellhole.
Wait, how is the hot/amazing/talented 10/10 mom ending up with the good hearted buffon a critique of suburban life?
They did it for Kim too. Obviously fug man on the staff coping... Though could be genetic, that they both like ugly features.
No girl likes ugly features. This is just what society dictates for them. Ann and Kim should be dating guys like Godfrey Gao or Idris Elba. They deserve better.
I agree but still.
>I agree
Fricking why?
Hot girls being depicted with ugly men is cuck fetish type stuff.
Except Ron and James aren't ugly, you just sound insecure.
By the standards of the show's art style, they're not hideous and are at worst plain looking. They actually have traits some would consider attractive (strong facial features versus boyish charms).
More importantly, they have pleasant personalities and their SOs are shown to be genuinely happy with them. So I'm not sure where you're getting that they deserve better when they're quite content.
It's because he only views people on a superficial level and is deluded misandrist that will say literally anything to try to prove his warped view. Dont bother trying to argue with him, we've tried for like more than 20 threads now.
>Industry cuck is whining about milfs with husbands again
>Every example is met with proof he's wrong
>Still whines and makes up his own canon
You are a literal child
Villains are either godly fathers or hellish fathers with little in between.
This again
Dude, you're calling out some 20 year old cartoon side characters for not having believable on-screen chemistry, something they don't even do in media meant for adults. Ever.
Dunno what to tell you, find better shit to consume or touch grass, idk.
>find better shit to consume
Already do.
dude, really? This again?
>better
Edson is a good cartoon father and fricks a top tier underrated milf on the daily.
i defeat you Industryhomosexual and all i had to do is to post a cartoon father who is out of your comfort zone hahaha
It's definitely too common to make sense, but a model-tier hot girl with a moronic autist gamer brother once taught me that anyone who reminds a girl of her father or brother is a candidate even if there's a gulf between their apparent leagues. It *can* happen, because women are ultimately simpletons. It just usually doesn't
The wives in cartoons usually aren't simpletons and cartoons husbands are too ugly for anyone to love.
though do agree, women irl are stupid.
Is it an escape?
pair up with some b***hes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1I0Tagxb2kXKRYjLpR5Ur1dW_bgUsJhlQa9FTpwsBls0/edit?usp=sharing
Dads only act goofy to keep their families happy. This is where cartoons miss the point of Dads entirely.
Cartoon dads are just hentai ugly bastards that stay around to raise their kids
Gross
The women deserve better
How is there a thread about this literally every day?
Autism
Has Kiwifarms finally found out who this guy is
Kiwifarms doesn't even care about Cinemaphile.
>Kiwifarms doesn't even care about Cinemaphile.
So why are they obsessed with Chris Chan who is a Cinemaphile user?
Chris Chan posted on Cinemaphile?
Anonymous.
Plus he only really affects a single part of Cinemaphile rather than something more open like twitter.
What guy?
If you wanted to make a MILF thread, just make a MILF thread. No need for this nice guy bullshit.
oh, it's you again. why won't you let this go?
Because people still keep bumping his shitty threads and giving him the precious attention he lacked in childhood
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I think it's supposed to be self-depricating humor by the animators. Many of them live in relationships like this, or they like to make it look like this (if you're an animator, your wife will most likely be the breadwinner in the household).
>implying animators ever breed
>married to a beautiful neurosurgeon who's a match for him humor and intellect wise
>is a brilliant rocket scientist who's respected in his field
>is a genuinely good father to his kids, one who's a world famous superhero, the other two are child prodigies
>is a bit goofy but still avoids being a bumbling dad trope; the closest you'll get to a modern 50s dad
>has chiseled facial features and neatly style white streaks; nails the dilfy, college professor look
>makes industry cuck seethe and dilate with his very existence
Drakken can only wish he could get on this level of chad.
>he has no argument just memes
Concede already.
This again?
You don’t even have the picture
>Nooooo James-sama, I beg of you, don't frick your hot wife! She's supposed to be blacked! Nooooo, yamate...YAMATE!
>Ready for another set of twins Ann?
Isnt this the same scizo that hates incredibles and loves shark tale or some shit?
No industrycuck is different from Sharktalegay
Industrycuck is friends with SharkTale gay and shits on Bob Parr constantly.
Reminder that Industrycuck lost his virginity to a Black person who later died of AIDS.