>smartest man alive
Brags about his friend's ability to vaporize people with his voice, giving the witch time to counter it instead of giving some kind of secret hand signal or saying a code word
>smartest man alive
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It was planned.
>or saying a code word
What was he supposed to say? Black person?
Fricking anything? He's the smartest man alive, he'd think of something that sounded trivial, like "I'd rather not cause a disturbance" and voice guy would know instantly to smoke her.
Imagine black bolt whispering Black person and secretly killing everyone with the bad word
Powerful
I don’t think he knew she could totally rearrange reality like that. She’s one of the most powerful people in the whole marvel universe. He wasn’t prepared for that, probably thought she would just shoot some red laser beams at him
If he's made the Illuminati already then he is aware of all this and has already made machines like the Bridge that show him all the alternate outcomes and realities and has existed in a world of superheroes longer than anyone from the 616 timeline. Youre a non fan making up excuses for nonsensical shit.
>Youre a non fan
Lol go back to Cinemaphile. No one, literally no one, cares about capeshit lore.
because the smartest man is nothing to the smartest woman
FACT
Hollywood's disdain for intelligence seems to come out everytime the Fantastic Four are adapted to film, the better they get at portraying the FF the more obvious it becomes that those involved in the production are insulting being intelligent. Take,for example,how Ben Grimms lack of pants in Fan Four Stick reveals that Josh Trank was sabatoged by his own production team.
Maybe it has to do with how everybody in Hollywood has an education enough to understand the FF are basically Project Paperclip Nazi Rocket scientists championing the heteronormative nuclear family.
what the frick was that last part about
But Reed Richards is canonically always losing to his own massive intelligence. His hubris makes him create sentient robots, or cover all of Manhattan with a zombie virus, or accidentally summon some god. The comic books always portray him this way so why wouldnt the movies. I think whats actual bullshit is that Tony was being portrayed as the smartest man alive even though hes an alcoholic and narcissist. Total Dr House/Sherlock worship of being a snark butthole
They do not "always portray him this way" I love how you can spot a non comic fan pretending to know shit you haven't read just because you googled some event story arc or a 1/100 occurance that technically happened therefor "The comic books always portray him this way" yeah always. Just always. Trust the ignorant and or dishonest anon.
they don't show the alcoholic part enough in the movies for it to be seen as a bad thing. It only once surfaces in Iron Man 2 when he has a hangover and it's played for laughs
There's a rumor that they wanted to make iron man 2 about alcoholism but weren't allowed to, so then they made it about metals poisoning his blood.
They absolutely did want to make it more about his alcoholism. The original opening scene that was deleted shows him puking in the toilet and drunk before jumping out the plane to show up at the Stark Expo.
Disney robbed us and Jon Favreau of true kino. Demon In The Bottle was almost real.
>watching theater reactions on youtube
>everyone shit their pants about Mr. Fantastic
>no one made a sound for captain Black person
>Make the women last longer in the fight than the men
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All other members get gruesome deaths, Black person just gets covered in rocks.
Wanda wisphered the N-word into her ears the whole battle.
Getting crushed to death by a statue isn't pleasant.
>gets head popped by own power
>get slowly teared into spaguetti
>getting cut in half by your own shield
sure buddy, she had an horrible death just like the rest.
How would you have her die you weird racist?
more important question is how could captain Marvel die from being crushed by a fricking statue? even Spider-man survived a collapsed building. I can accept if the statue was holding a sword and it impaled her, but not in this case.
>she was in powerless state
her power is permanent, not on and off kind of thing.
yeah force the N word in there so you totally fit in when saying dumb bullshit.
There is nothing in the film, besides the team itself thinking themselves heavy hitters, that justifies Captain Marvel and the rest of the illuminati's confidence they could handle Wanda. Like Jurassic World, Dominion DSitMoM (oh, hehehe) has a certain, obviously made for children,aspect to it. Children are often smarter than the authority over them, and are commonly left exposed by failed protectors whose arrogance becomes more and more obvious.
>heavy hitters
Im not saying Wanda wouldnt ultimately win, but Xavier wouldnt have gone out like a weak b***h. She would have had serious trouble with him, more than anyone else.
did i miss something or was the witch always this powerful?
WandaVision on Disney Plus
kinda sorta but not really. They have kinda started morphing the Scarlet Witch into The Phoenix 2.0 for the MCU
Her powers range from being a minor inconvenience to killing gods with a gesture depending on how much the current writer likes her
he was played as a joke
>alarm sounds
>someone has entered the building!
>no shit, genius.
the whole time that he was on screen he was made a joke.
this only means that they are going to push one of the most shitty characters ever existed, Moongirl.
Keyword here is "Man"
Magic is superior to super powers and mutations in general.
The ending shows that Wanda could be reasoned with and all of those deaths were meaningless.
this.
in the end they just gave her what she wanted.
America basically killed all those people by not opening a portal sooner.
>tfw he's legitimately my favorite superhero
>grew up with my dad's old comics from the 60's and 70's, and since he lived in across the country it was how we bonded
>dressed up as Jack Kirby in school when we had to do a presentation on our personal hero
Sincerely love the fantastic four like nothing else.
>even have a Mr. Fantastic phone case
>this happens
I'm not even mad, just sad I'll never get to see a good adaptation of them.
Funnily enough you were the target audience for this scene.
Damn maybe they should have talked to literally anyone who liked Reed Richards before shitting all over the character and ensuring he and his family can never be used again.
Cringe bro
>Mr. Fantastic
Nobody likes Mr Fantastic, people like Ben Grimm maybe the Human Torch too, anyhow Fantastic Four are liked because they have the best Marvel villains
>I'll never get to see a good adaptation of them.
you have The Incredibles 1 but that's it.
I like him, youre probably so autistic you cant imagine anyone not thinking like you.
But anon I genuinely do. Yes I'm probably autistic like
suggests, but you have to be autistic if you want to enjoy comics.
Thank you fellow Reed Richad fan
What a chad
Reed is great in the comics
You've not read a single comic in your life
Yes I have, I read most Marvel comics that came out over a period of 10 years or so, I only stopped recently. Now getting back in with Hickman's x-men.
lol okay dude
why did you faux interest?
calm down esl, you've still never read a comic in your life.
Post your comic collection and I'll post mine. I love how you just can't resist bringing identity politics into it which is revealing of your character. The supposed comic gatekeeper, high and mighty on your stack of paper.
lmao.
Where are your comics? LOL
>t.dishonest homosexual that got BTFO
The X-Men are such a fricking mess now. Disney spent so many years throwing them under the bus in the comics because they couldn't make movies about them, and now that they have Fox, they're fricked. The whole Utopia thing is such a clusterfrick, it's almost good as a satire of liberals and shit like CHAZ except it's unintentional satire.
I'm kind of enjoying it so far, I only just finished Dawn of X, about to start with X of Swords. Also don't forget that X-men got fricked by putting Bendis (the superstar comic writer) on the mainline book.
>Hickman's x-men.
One of the best Mr Fantastic there, Solve Everything and all that, I didn't like him till that run but i haven't read everything, yes he is not the most popular.
I have read Kirby/Lee run, John Bryne run, Hickman's run, Slott's run, the annuals and events for all of these, and Reed Richards is my favorite superhero. Frick you.
>I'm not even mad, just sad I'll never get to see a good adaptation of them.
Corman's Fantastic Four exists. Alternatively, the Incredibles.
And yeah, it's rough being a Fantastic Four fan. Even the modern Fantastic Four comics are really, really bad. Fantastic Four pretty much suffers many of the same problems Superman has: the essence of the Fantastic Four/Superman is very wholesome, and yet modern writers want to reject the wholesome elements and write these dumb edgelord stories for them. The guy who gets it worst is Mister Fantastic, who they constantly want to turn into this fricking butthole scientist (I thought we "fricking loved science" but apparently frick scientists, amirite) and constantly want to cuck him. A good Fantastic Four story is a wholesome story about family, a family with super powers. You then take that and have them fighting bad guys or exploring the Negative Zone, but the core mechanism of the story is the family and how the characters interact with one another within the family. Again, not hard to write, you could rip off The Incredibles and it would be fine.
I sort of disagree because if it was just about family and uplifting stories it wouldnt have been the greatest superhero comic. It has actual quality sciece fiction and imaginative ideas not seen elsewhere. The Incredibles is really good but it doesnt have interesting science fiction concepts, which is what people like even if they dont realize it. Like when people say they like the FFs villains they really like the larger ideas those villains represent, rooted in scifi.
The science fiction elements are definitely another major core feature of Fantastic Four (or more specifically, good Fantastic Four).
They need a character with time traveling abilities to go back in the past and kill Wand before she can become the Witch.
A direct confrontation is inadvisable.
>Bring in beloved characters to gruesomely kill them off in your dark comedy
>It filters Cinemaphilegays and Redditors and they shit their diapers
Colour me surprised.
>blackagon boltagon
>voice can vaporize anything including people
>can’t vaporize a flap of skin over his mouth
>can vaporize the back of his head though
Wanda used flex tape.
Blackagar Boltagon aka Black Bolt is immune to his own power so he wouldn't have imploded like that.
If Wanda could do effortlessly rewrite reality to remove black bolts mouth and shred Rochards in half a second, why didn’t she ever do it again? Why have extended fights with Captain Marvel and Britain allowing her prize to escape instead of just removing their eyes or hearts? When she’s chasing them, why not just remove their legs so they can’t run away?
>batshit insane
>consistency
Tbf the illuminati threatened her life vs strange wanting things to end peacefully
>"Kill you with a whisper from his mouth"
Reminds me of that line in GoT when le ebil pirate man says:
>"Let's go murder my neice and nephew"
Writer's for capeschlock are so out of touch with reality
I'm just happy the rip is finally out so I can watch his head explode as many times as I want.
What I hate the most is they introduced him as "the smartest man alive" specifically so you would have this reaction, so it would shit on fans, so comic fans would be subverted, so fans of the Fox duology would be subverted, anyone with passing knowledge would feel subverted. They could have just said the leader of the Fantastic Four, they were setting it up for subversion.
Cool, you watched pitch meeting
Just because he's the smartest man alive doesn't mean he's the wisest man alive. I've known quite a few brilliant fools.
The bald professor was wise and he still lost in a most humiliating way.
it was fun seeing bruce again
they couldn't afford the other fantastic 4 members?
What movie is this?
The Character Assassination of Wanda Maximoff by the Coward Kevin homosexual
>smartest man alive
>actually limited to the intelligence of the writers
He never had a chance.
>smartest man alive
No anymore.
because he didn't want to kill her and wanted to scare her off instead. she was possessing their universe's wanda, an innocent person. it isn't hard to understand.
>what if characters did something that stopped the plot
wooow why doesn't she just magic everyone into funko pops
Her reality altering power is not that of Legion's level.
>smartest man alive
>impossible for this fact to make him complacent or susceptible to hubris
>dumbest anon on Cinemaphile
Not when a woman was around hehehehehe
I thought the moronic looking Black person from that movie with Mommy Hayek that nobody watched was the smartest
He was the smartest in ancient Babylon
This movie's script makes perfect sense, if you assume everyone has 50 IQ. Then every character's actions are believable.
Is that a universe where cars go on green and stop on red?
AAAAAAA THIS TRULE IS A MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS I'M GOING INSANE
It's truly fantastic to see a movie explore such bizarre alternate realities.
My bf said it was a great scene because it subverted his expectations ("whoa what a shock!").. baka...
Black bolt has been trained from a very early age to not make a single sound unless he wants to, even in his sleep.
The way he went out is utter bs.
He is science smart not tactically smart. What is so hard to understand about that?