Smile 2

This looks like fricking shit. First one really was just a fluke.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The first one sucked ass to dumbass. one stupid "good" part does not a movie make. it was an embarrasing piece of shit movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't stupid, it's probably the best monster reveal in a movie ever.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well, what would you pick?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, gramps, what're you doin' outta bed?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, he's right.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Alien is boring as shit compared to The Thing, and even then, the reveal in Smile is just as good as the ones in that, even better imo.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's probably the best monster reveal in a movie ever
        checked and good baitin

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          see

          Well, what would you pick?

          >on /hor/
          >have no idea what Fallen is.
          it really is just zoomers who like smile

          Nah, Fallen is fricking garbage. I'd rather watch Smile.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This you fricking moron

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Excellent choice

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Excellent choice

              Sharks aren't scary you homosexual boomer.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Fallen is fricking garbage
            kek, sure thing, smile fan
            >better monster reveals
            since Alien and Thing have been said
            >attic girl in [rec]
            >Predator
            >The Fly
            >Frank in Hellraiser
            (if that counts)
            there's lots of them better than smile

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              All that stuff sucks with the exception of Hellraiser. And yes, Fallen is fricking gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >All that stuff sucks
                lmao
                dog shit taste, anon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, you're the one with shit taste and like all those movies for reasons not related to Horror. homosexual tourist lol.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that makes absolutely no sense

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It does, actually, you're just an idiot.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hey at least its a sequel to a original idea and not just a moronic remake or another exorcism film.
    the cinematography was great tho in the first film

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It basically is just a moronic remake of The Ring or It Follows.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It follows had way more tension using the "it could be anyone" bit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So, "it could show up anywhere" was having more tension? It's the same shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >original idea

    • 1 week ago
      saliva

      It follows I can see but the ring not so much

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea what Fallen is.
        [...]
        "I'm cursed now I have to investigate it" trope The Ring started.

        Technically, the trope comes from Nightmare on Elm Street, which is far and away a much better movie than Smile or The Ring.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    first one was total garbage even outside of being a shitty rip off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because It Follows was so wholly original, right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i have no idea what it follows is
        it's a rip off of Fallen

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what Fallen is.

          It follows I can see but the ring not so much

          "I'm cursed now I have to investigate it" trope The Ring started.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >on /hor/
            >have no idea what Fallen is.
            it really is just zoomers who like smile

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That thumbnail is so unnerving!

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all these horror movies are so incredibly formulaic i have no idea how a sane person could enjoy that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only reason you watch this slop is for the monsters and special effects.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, you know it's gonna be great when the trailer starts with fricking EDM.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What race is this actress?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      High caste pajeeta

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No shit? I knew she wasn't white, but I thought it was Emma Roberts at first.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with giving movies like this a sequel is that they either destroy the lore of the first by trying to be too different or making up random stuff to have a different outcome, or they just remake the first movie again with a different actor and setting. Both are bad options for reasons i don't think i need to get into. It is why sequels to movies like the ring, the grudge and other cursed horror don't work well.

    I can already tell you the ending having seen the trailer. She believes she found a loop hole and lives, so goes on stage to do her thing, but she suddenly realizes that she didn't wins and the demon possesses her. Then she kills herself in front of the entire audience and all of them are now cursed. Of course this is bullshit because the curse was only suppose to pass from one person to another and it is impossible other people haven't witnesses these deaths other than those the curse passes to.

    So if it can spread from ANYONE seeing the curse first hand and we know it has been around for a while now and has a chance to spread every 7 days to anyone who sees the suicide (and we know from last movie it has been passed at least 20+ times. If on average 2 people see the suicide (keep in mind it cane be just 1 person or 20 for all we know. So 2 is conservative). every time it is passed. That would be 1,000,000 people infected by now. And that is if in the first movie they found patient zero. And it goes directly from the guy in the last movie to the main girl here, which it doesn't.

    Yet this is making no news and no one knows about it. And if you add even a few more chains in that link you get up to a billion pretty quick. So clearly it doesn't work that way. Yet you JUST KNOW this movie will end with her infecting every in her audience because... shock value reasons even if it makes the entire thing make no sense.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly think the first movie should've just been a short film, with the same monster reveal at the end. It originally was a short film that got turned into a big movie, but it's so unoriginal and by the numbers. The director can't write dialogue and make a different movie than the ones its ripping off.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >cute pajeeta with dyed blonde hair
    I didn't know I needed this. Movie looks moronic though. Does she do nudes at least?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This would be less gay if it didn't go for that ELEVATED HORROR shit where the demon is just symbolic of trauma or whatever the frick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I think this one will bomb. There was literally nowhere else to take it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Girl's cute at least. I'll check out the VOD if she gets out butt or booba.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That was the first one tho

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of "Oh, God! - Book II"

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with it because it gives me a chance to post this again

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That is my wife

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be shittier than Naomi Scott's acting.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    at least it has some action in it, ill watch it. first was a 6/10, this will probably be similar

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that The pink ranger?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Spoiling the detective from the first movie dies in the trailer
    Fricking dropped. I wanted him as the main, also the twist is really obvious as to how to beat the demon. Accept your trauma & that you need help. All of the victims were terrified of it, “smiling to put on a brave face”. They’ll confirm this & act like it’s so smart

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