Thats taylor momsen without all the make up and lights in a photoshoot? Holy crap, all these years I thought she was hot she actually looks like a troony
I guess I'm in the minority since this did well at the box office. But the whole concept seems dumb to me.
Maybe I'm jaded and because I've seen almost every notable horror movie it seems too tame to me. I just don't get the hype.
>I just don't get the hype.
People smiling awkwardly at you and getting into your personal space while clearly having something wrong with them might be one of the most relatable and easily understood way to build an unsettling scene in history.
Just imagine this
is a crackhead and you instantly get why people thought the whole thing was somehow creepier than actual ghosts.
To me it just seems ridiculous. I would punch the person getting into my personal space. Or at least do anything other than let it get close to me instead of just acting like a deer in headlights. But since it's a horror movie they can't have real reactions so it just comes off comical to me.
Making it awkward doesn't make it scary. It makes it funny. And not in a good way. It makes it funny in that it fails to make a horror movie scary. This is like a family horror movie. Which is why more people were more willing to see it.
>To me it just seems ridiculous. I would punch the person getting into my personal space
She does try to fight back against some of them, doy. It doesn't work because it's all in her head. The clip is from a later scene in the movie after she's made herself look like a goddamn lunatic several times over, of course she's not defaulting to swings at that point.
Shit I've got a lot of complaints with the movie but "Can't have real reactions" isn't one I thought I'd see, this girl is understandably freaking the frick out and doing everything from trying to swing to screaming her head off during the multiple mind fricks. Around the forth time who are you even trying to punch? Her nephew?
>Or at least do anything other than let it get close to me instead of just acting like a deer in headlights.
Oh shit I thought you actually saw the movie, or at least could tell from the clip that she's pretty worn down at that point. You know what she tries to do immediately after that scene? She gets a knife to go stab someone to death because she is running on no sleep for a week and constant hallucination harassment and a crazy person said it would work
I have seen the movie.
My point is that the whole concept of the "monster" staring at you and smiling is just silly. Maybe that's the draw for some people. To me it seems boring. But again, that may because I've seen some shit and this is just too tame.
This movie reminds of The Babadook. So much hype but it was kind of lame.
1 year ago
Anonymous
What shit have you seen?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Name a horror movie
It is lame. The film is a pile of shit and only morons with no interest in horror have anything positive to say about this garbage. Youre thinking way too much about this.
It kind of annoys me that these tame horror movies are more popular and will more likely be greenlit. I get why though. It draws a wider audience. But it makes me worry that there will be good horror movies that won't be made because it doesn't appeal to a wide audience.
1 year ago
Anonymous
They planned to release it on VOD but the test screening convonced them to take a gamble and it paid off. It was pure luck, which is entirely what cinema is.
1 year ago
Franklin
>Name a horror movie
Ginger Snaps
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Babadook kino
I'll now watch it thanks anon
1 year ago
Anonymous
It is lame. The film is a pile of shit and only morons with no interest in horror have anything positive to say about this garbage. Youre thinking way too much about this.
>Or at least do anything other than let it get close to me instead of just acting like a deer in headlights.
Oh shit I thought you actually saw the movie, or at least could tell from the clip that she's pretty worn down at that point. You know what she tries to do immediately after that scene? She gets a knife to go stab someone to death because she is running on no sleep for a week and constant hallucination harassment and a crazy person said it would work
They really dropped the ball on the scene. When she starts smiling you need to have the woman act terrified and start running away. The way she just sits there and starts yelling at it obliterates the sense of any real danger being present
She's not really in danger though, that's the point. She is in a state of psychosis throughout the entire film. When the monster "physically" manifests in front her, she is completely paralyzed by fear and can't do anything but scream. What saves her is other people coming to snap her out of it, that is why the ending works. She traps herself alone with no one to snap her out of her delusions and breaks.
I may have actually been filtered by a dumb horror movie jesus christ. But it still would be scarier the way I described, you need the characters to act scared shitless for horror to work
It's psychological horror. You are supposed to be scared by the fact that this could happen to you. You could one day start suffering PTSD or some other mental illness, start having hallucinations, delusions and just feel terrible all the time but no one around you will be able to give you the help you need. It's all happening in her head and all the proof of supernatural influence she digs up just makes her look crazier.
Wait but the girl that kills herself in front of the main character has the main character right there but the girl still turns
The girl at the beginning was already well past the breaking point and might as well have been alone in that room. The MC talks at her instead of talking to her, she doesn't listen or actually try to help calm her down. The second the screaming starts, she's already on the other side of the room with her back turned phoning the security. We aren't shown the girl's perspective but it can be reasonably assumed that in her mind, the MC was just another fake person smiling at her.
well it tricks her into thinking she defeated it but she was always at the cabin, then it enters her mouth and she becomes SMILEd transferring it to her ex cop husband
the real ending should have been the husband shoots the wife nothing happens to him because he is a cop and has seen far worse shit than shooting his b***h of an ex wife in the head, like bums eating shit and fisting their own buttholes, he wouldnt be scarred by having to pop his former lay so he kills wife but then the nephew from earlier gets the curse transferred over to him because he was scarred by the birthday party boom easy twist on the story that makes sense and doesnt break established rules
No. It needs to mind break you. It just hounds you until you either kys or it takes you over and makes you kys. The key is being mindbroken. Easily defeatable by making yourself blind too.
>Easily defeatable by making yourself blind too.
no it will just make you hallucinate
1 year ago
Anonymous
Then it invalidates the monsters powers no? Why didnt it just make everyone hallucinate something that ended up killing them in a traumatic way? Why did it need to show people smiles to weaken them? How does a blind person hallucinate something vividly real if they can't see? Sound is one thing and visualisation is another. I can visualise all sorts of shit but its never identical to reality. How would it work for blindies?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well it turns out you might be autistic. The answer to your questions is that it's a shit horror movie and doesn't have to make sense.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I know it's a shit horror movie, hence my questions you grinning goober.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ah so you're not autistic you're moronic.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Then it invalidates the monsters powers no?
Not really, I mean the demon makes her hallucinate like three whole days or something at the final confrontation and it was so vividly real to the lady that it did end up mind breaking her when she saw that it wasnt real. The demon is honestly kind of OP.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Then how and why did it allow the black guy to beat it? If you have the ability to induce a hallucination, why on earth would you rely on anything else?
If you've seen the movie 1408 starring John Cusack and Sammy Jackson, thats the premise of the film and pulls it off perfectly. This film is just stupidly put together.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Then how and why did it allow the black guy to beat it?
Well considering the demon is there to frick with humans, it probably allowed the black man to kill. I mean did he really win? He essentially takes away three lives, his own because now he gets butt fricked in prison until he dies, the person he kills and the person who he transfers the demon over to. That is honestly a better scenario for the demon because thats three lives he manages to frick over. So when the demon sees that that the black man is going to "defeat" the demon by brutally murdering someone its probably laughing its ass off.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Wait but the girl that kills herself in front of the main character has the main character right there but the girl still turns
1 year ago
Anonymous
oops meant for
She's not really in danger though, that's the point. She is in a state of psychosis throughout the entire film. When the monster "physically" manifests in front her, she is completely paralyzed by fear and can't do anything but scream. What saves her is other people coming to snap her out of it, that is why the ending works. She traps herself alone with no one to snap her out of her delusions and breaks.
1 year ago
Anonymous
That would imply the demon has intelligence which again brings up the question why doesnt it rely on that all the time then? If trauma is its ambrosia, sowing such small scale chaos consistently would be more beneficial than taking pot shots here and there targeting 1 person at a time.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>why doesnt it rely on that all the time then?
rely on people killing others? idk, i think the person has to make that choice for themselves and the demon takes pleasure in human suffering regardless and whether the persons kills themselves or others its happy either way. i dont think the demon is punching itself in anger when someone doesnt want to go out and kill.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Even the black guy didn't actually beat it. He still lost because he is going to rot in prison forever. Even in prison he still lives in fear that the demon will find him and take him over again. If he kills himself, that is what the demon wanted in the first place so it still wins. As far as we know before the sequel comes out there is literally no way to actually beat the demon, all you can do is make it dormant for a few years at most by killing someone else.
I really want a movie where someone btfos a demon by ignoring or laughing at it now
1 year ago
Anonymous
demon tries to smile at a mexican cartel member
1 year ago
Anonymous
Thats the plot point of many urban legends, fairy tales and myths throughout history. Why nobody has turned such a common cliche into a film is beyond me. If you write a script anon, ill help fund it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I want one based on that /x/ post where the anon started jerking off and the entities immediately left. Beat the demons by making them awkward.
What if smile monster on internets.
That's just /gif/ I guess, but it can somehow infect normal Youtube videos.
Wait that's Elsa videos. Maybe we're the real monsters after all
>Demon makes you have a nice day in front of one person unless you choose to kill someone before a witness >Always be with two people or no one at all >If you don't want to take the kill, the demon can't make you kys in front of two witnesses. Even if youre possessed you wont kys in front of more than one person >Die naturally and win
Worst part is that out of all the people to get SMILE'd at a respected psychiatrist had the highest odds of beating the curse. The lady could've told her boss what was happening to her but present it as an "unknown psychological virus" or something and then told him the rules she knew so they could work out a solution, or a treatment
This movie sharted on very idea of therapy and strong wahman therapist that think they help, but are weaker than their patients.
>"Sometimes you never get past your traumas and simply have a nice day because of it"
This movie had the balls to call out theRapists and modern Cinemaphile full of sudacas and zoomers was too stupid to realise it kek.
Fricking hate neue Cinemaphile. Third worlders dropped the IQ by 50 points.
they're doctors not fricking ghostbusters. doesn't matter how respected you are in your field, people are going to treat you like any other mental patient if you tell them any of this shit.
>Hey Jim, ever since that patient killed herself you've been acting weird, are you ok? >>No boss. During my interview I wrote down some of her symptoms - I've been experiencing them too. Speaking with my psychologist I couldn't find a reason that fits. I don't know how, but her condition has been transmitted to me. If my studies are accurate I will attempt suicide within the week from my compound stress. I need your help in studying this, and saving myself >Damn ok
And now you have a hospital giving you patient zero treatment. It doesn't cure you, but it buys you time
they should skip to and call it Smile 3, think of how hyped people would be for Smile 2 after that.
they should skip to my lou
*smil3
the curse was convoluted and moronic
i just realized a girl has never smiled at me
Spooky skeleton. Does it have a dick?
That’s Taylor Momsen, you scumbags. She oozes actual pheromones unlike your troony freaks.
Thats taylor momsen without all the make up and lights in a photoshoot? Holy crap, all these years I thought she was hot she actually looks like a troony
Thats a man
i heard she is pretty reckless
She's very cute. I want to cum deep inside her.
>Smile
>Smiles
>Smiled
>Smiling
>Look Who's Smiling now
>Smil3D
It's really mediocre. I have seen the same thing a hundret times before, the "infectious curse" that keeps on giving.
the ending in the cabin with the oversized thingie and the gory face plull-off were awesome
ngl - spoopy stuff
😀
i thought this was actually pretty good until the very unnecessary and moronic ending
Shocking no one when this thing somehow manged 220 million on a 17 million budget.
Beat out NOPE pretty handily, even, they'd be idiots not to do another one.
>inb4 it is cop guy trying to figure out the origin of it less than a week
>your therapist telling you you just need to put yourself out there and act confident
I guess I'm in the minority since this did well at the box office. But the whole concept seems dumb to me.
Maybe I'm jaded and because I've seen almost every notable horror movie it seems too tame to me. I just don't get the hype.
>I just don't get the hype.
People smiling awkwardly at you and getting into your personal space while clearly having something wrong with them might be one of the most relatable and easily understood way to build an unsettling scene in history.
Just imagine this
is a crackhead and you instantly get why people thought the whole thing was somehow creepier than actual ghosts.
To me it just seems ridiculous. I would punch the person getting into my personal space. Or at least do anything other than let it get close to me instead of just acting like a deer in headlights. But since it's a horror movie they can't have real reactions so it just comes off comical to me.
Making it awkward doesn't make it scary. It makes it funny. And not in a good way. It makes it funny in that it fails to make a horror movie scary. This is like a family horror movie. Which is why more people were more willing to see it.
>Crackhead is acting funny
>Punch crackhead
>Crackhead pulls shiv and stabs you
>You survive but get omegaAIDS
>To me it just seems ridiculous. I would punch the person getting into my personal space
She does try to fight back against some of them, doy. It doesn't work because it's all in her head. The clip is from a later scene in the movie after she's made herself look like a goddamn lunatic several times over, of course she's not defaulting to swings at that point.
Shit I've got a lot of complaints with the movie but "Can't have real reactions" isn't one I thought I'd see, this girl is understandably freaking the frick out and doing everything from trying to swing to screaming her head off during the multiple mind fricks. Around the forth time who are you even trying to punch? Her nephew?
I have seen the movie.
My point is that the whole concept of the "monster" staring at you and smiling is just silly. Maybe that's the draw for some people. To me it seems boring. But again, that may because I've seen some shit and this is just too tame.
This movie reminds of The Babadook. So much hype but it was kind of lame.
What shit have you seen?
Name a horror movie
It kind of annoys me that these tame horror movies are more popular and will more likely be greenlit. I get why though. It draws a wider audience. But it makes me worry that there will be good horror movies that won't be made because it doesn't appeal to a wide audience.
They planned to release it on VOD but the test screening convonced them to take a gamble and it paid off. It was pure luck, which is entirely what cinema is.
>Name a horror movie
Ginger Snaps
>Babadook kino
I'll now watch it thanks anon
It is lame. The film is a pile of shit and only morons with no interest in horror have anything positive to say about this garbage. Youre thinking way too much about this.
>Or at least do anything other than let it get close to me instead of just acting like a deer in headlights.
Oh shit I thought you actually saw the movie, or at least could tell from the clip that she's pretty worn down at that point. You know what she tries to do immediately after that scene? She gets a knife to go stab someone to death because she is running on no sleep for a week and constant hallucination harassment and a crazy person said it would work
>If that was me getting smiled at it wouldn't have gone down like it did, there woulda been a lot more blood on them teeth
Wrong.
>That smile
b***h looks like shes getting slowly sodomized
huge gross disgusting mole on her cheek
They really dropped the ball on the scene. When she starts smiling you need to have the woman act terrified and start running away. The way she just sits there and starts yelling at it obliterates the sense of any real danger being present
She's not really in danger though, that's the point. She is in a state of psychosis throughout the entire film. When the monster "physically" manifests in front her, she is completely paralyzed by fear and can't do anything but scream. What saves her is other people coming to snap her out of it, that is why the ending works. She traps herself alone with no one to snap her out of her delusions and breaks.
I may have actually been filtered by a dumb horror movie jesus christ. But it still would be scarier the way I described, you need the characters to act scared shitless for horror to work
It's psychological horror. You are supposed to be scared by the fact that this could happen to you. You could one day start suffering PTSD or some other mental illness, start having hallucinations, delusions and just feel terrible all the time but no one around you will be able to give you the help you need. It's all happening in her head and all the proof of supernatural influence she digs up just makes her look crazier.
The girl at the beginning was already well past the breaking point and might as well have been alone in that room. The MC talks at her instead of talking to her, she doesn't listen or actually try to help calm her down. The second the screaming starts, she's already on the other side of the room with her back turned phoning the security. We aren't shown the girl's perspective but it can be reasonably assumed that in her mind, the MC was just another fake person smiling at her.
Post the barely visible first one in the kitchen.
She played Jane in Deadwood
MILF
It was no It Follows or Drag Me to Hell, but better than The Ring.
One of the rare cases of tv memeing me into watching a movie i liked
>just B.E. yourself
what does the B.E. stand for?
Breast enhancement
E stands for entirely, and B stands for B.E.
So it means B.E. entirely yourself 🙂
Nah this movie was dumb and the only people who liked it have doodoo brains
how the FRICK do you beat this demon? it lives in your head rent free and can make you hallucinate at any moment.
I forget how it actually gets her in the end. What would happen if you just sat there and closed your eyes and meditated when it appears?
well it tricks her into thinking she defeated it but she was always at the cabin, then it enters her mouth and she becomes SMILEd transferring it to her ex cop husband
the real ending should have been the husband shoots the wife nothing happens to him because he is a cop and has seen far worse shit than shooting his b***h of an ex wife in the head, like bums eating shit and fisting their own buttholes, he wouldnt be scarred by having to pop his former lay so he kills wife but then the nephew from earlier gets the curse transferred over to him because he was scarred by the birthday party boom easy twist on the story that makes sense and doesnt break established rules
Ok so if you just sit there it will enter your mouth?
Is that why its so terrifying to zoomers and women, because they cant keep their mouths shut?
idk how exactly it kills you, i think that it just gradually wears you down it doesnt explain how it takes over people didnt you watch the movie?
No. It needs to mind break you. It just hounds you until you either kys or it takes you over and makes you kys. The key is being mindbroken. Easily defeatable by making yourself blind too.
>Easily defeatable by making yourself blind too.
no it will just make you hallucinate
Then it invalidates the monsters powers no? Why didnt it just make everyone hallucinate something that ended up killing them in a traumatic way? Why did it need to show people smiles to weaken them? How does a blind person hallucinate something vividly real if they can't see? Sound is one thing and visualisation is another. I can visualise all sorts of shit but its never identical to reality. How would it work for blindies?
Well it turns out you might be autistic. The answer to your questions is that it's a shit horror movie and doesn't have to make sense.
I know it's a shit horror movie, hence my questions you grinning goober.
Ah so you're not autistic you're moronic.
>Then it invalidates the monsters powers no?
Not really, I mean the demon makes her hallucinate like three whole days or something at the final confrontation and it was so vividly real to the lady that it did end up mind breaking her when she saw that it wasnt real. The demon is honestly kind of OP.
Then how and why did it allow the black guy to beat it? If you have the ability to induce a hallucination, why on earth would you rely on anything else?
If you've seen the movie 1408 starring John Cusack and Sammy Jackson, thats the premise of the film and pulls it off perfectly. This film is just stupidly put together.
>Then how and why did it allow the black guy to beat it?
Well considering the demon is there to frick with humans, it probably allowed the black man to kill. I mean did he really win? He essentially takes away three lives, his own because now he gets butt fricked in prison until he dies, the person he kills and the person who he transfers the demon over to. That is honestly a better scenario for the demon because thats three lives he manages to frick over. So when the demon sees that that the black man is going to "defeat" the demon by brutally murdering someone its probably laughing its ass off.
Wait but the girl that kills herself in front of the main character has the main character right there but the girl still turns
oops meant for
That would imply the demon has intelligence which again brings up the question why doesnt it rely on that all the time then? If trauma is its ambrosia, sowing such small scale chaos consistently would be more beneficial than taking pot shots here and there targeting 1 person at a time.
>why doesnt it rely on that all the time then?
rely on people killing others? idk, i think the person has to make that choice for themselves and the demon takes pleasure in human suffering regardless and whether the persons kills themselves or others its happy either way. i dont think the demon is punching itself in anger when someone doesnt want to go out and kill.
Even the black guy didn't actually beat it. He still lost because he is going to rot in prison forever. Even in prison he still lives in fear that the demon will find him and take him over again. If he kills himself, that is what the demon wanted in the first place so it still wins. As far as we know before the sequel comes out there is literally no way to actually beat the demon, all you can do is make it dormant for a few years at most by killing someone else.
I really want a movie where someone btfos a demon by ignoring or laughing at it now
demon tries to smile at a mexican cartel member
Thats the plot point of many urban legends, fairy tales and myths throughout history. Why nobody has turned such a common cliche into a film is beyond me. If you write a script anon, ill help fund it.
I want one based on that /x/ post where the anon started jerking off and the entities immediately left. Beat the demons by making them awkward.
>No. It needs to mind break you.
That's in line with traditional demonic possession lore. Wear down the person and take over.
have a nice day in isolation or kill some vagrant in front of another vagrant while wearing a disguise
>mind controls you before you kys
what now
"mid-2000s creepypasta cinematic universe"
Great, hopefully he fricking beats it and moves on with his life.
>person kills themself in front of me
>IDGAF
>curse broken
gg no re
What if smile monster on internets.
That's just /gif/ I guess, but it can somehow infect normal Youtube videos.
Wait that's Elsa videos. Maybe we're the real monsters after all
All smiles
>Demon makes you have a nice day in front of one person unless you choose to kill someone before a witness
>Always be with two people or no one at all
>If you don't want to take the kill, the demon can't make you kys in front of two witnesses. Even if youre possessed you wont kys in front of more than one person
>Die naturally and win
Lmao at the filtered subhuman zoomers comparing it to It follows.
Worst part is that out of all the people to get SMILE'd at a respected psychiatrist had the highest odds of beating the curse. The lady could've told her boss what was happening to her but present it as an "unknown psychological virus" or something and then told him the rules she knew so they could work out a solution, or a treatment
This movie sharted on very idea of therapy and strong wahman therapist that think they help, but are weaker than their patients.
>"Sometimes you never get past your traumas and simply have a nice day because of it"
This movie had the balls to call out theRapists and modern Cinemaphile full of sudacas and zoomers was too stupid to realise it kek.
Fricking hate neue Cinemaphile. Third worlders dropped the IQ by 50 points.
????
they're doctors not fricking ghostbusters. doesn't matter how respected you are in your field, people are going to treat you like any other mental patient if you tell them any of this shit.
i could have beaten it
>Hey Jim, ever since that patient killed herself you've been acting weird, are you ok?
>>No boss. During my interview I wrote down some of her symptoms - I've been experiencing them too. Speaking with my psychologist I couldn't find a reason that fits. I don't know how, but her condition has been transmitted to me. If my studies are accurate I will attempt suicide within the week from my compound stress. I need your help in studying this, and saving myself
>Damn ok
And now you have a hospital giving you patient zero treatment. It doesn't cure you, but it buys you time
I want to have sex