Man.. they do and they talk about it behind your back. Unless you have stains on the outside of your clothes obviously they aren't going to say anything to your face or report it. You're an idiot.
There was a story here awhile back of a guy who was cumming in his coworkers food. He was asking how much trouble he could get in. Few months later I see an actual news story, guy got caught for exactly what that anon described, because coworkers suspected something and a camera was set up. You will get caught and your life will be ruined. Keep that shit at home.
This is actually true. I have worked with mammals for 17 years and in our scientific community, it is known that males who haven't ejaculated within 72 hours (by masturbation or otherwise) have higher chances of being approached by females. The full workings of the mechanism are not yet known, but pheromones and behavioral cues have been linked to it. Unejaculated males tend to move and forage quicker and more efficiently and are less likely to avoid areas containing females.
We humans are just animals after all. Women CAN tell, even if they don't understand how or why.
72 hours seems to be a magic number. Whether it's nofap, 3 day fasting, staying awake, our bodies seem to have some kind of reset ability at the 72 hour mark.
We have seen correlations that set 72 hours as a minimum rather than a peak. We've never had a male that didn't ejaculate (that we knew of) for longer than 2 weeks but the correlations of behavior and female approaches remained consistent after 72 hours until ejaculation.
>Tfw no matter what I do the last droplets of coom will no matter what end up in my undies unless I pee before I put them on again >Womemes could smell it all along
It's over.
We have seen correlations that set 72 hours as a minimum rather than a peak. We've never had a male that didn't ejaculate (that we knew of) for longer than 2 weeks but the correlations of behavior and female approaches remained consistent after 72 hours until ejaculation.
72 hours seems to be a magic number. Whether it's nofap, 3 day fasting, staying awake, our bodies seem to have some kind of reset ability at the 72 hour mark.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do 70 hours because I woke up and ate some Brownie at about 10 am and it's 3:30 now
As a teenager I didn't know you weren't supposed to jizz in your basketball shorts and wear them to school. I had terrible hygiene and didn't even wash my uncut dick.
This all changed after I once sat down next to a girl in Chemistry class and she audibly gagged and changed seats.
It's probably only true for Europoors with their tiny uncut peckers. I bet they smell like shit. Any girl will pick an American BBC that smells great over a Europoor chode in my experience.
Yes they can. You excrete certain chemicals when you jack off. You dont smell like shit, but you smell bad. If anything, people know you as that guy that starts to smell later in the day.
I want to lay down bare naked and have me all stomp on me in a conga line with their sweaty smelly feet, gyrating their hips and shaking their voluptuous athletic asses while they do it, each one as they’re about to stomp on my face looking down and calling me a “tiny pathetic boy” in a smug cooing way.
>Checked
You do what works for you but know that you're actually hyper-stimulating yourself at work like Pavlov's dogs, training yourself to ALWAYS be horny and rewarded there. Your not nulling anything, you've created a hormonal roller-coaster of extremes in your own mind
KEK
its an strange sensation being good looking and having girls smiling at you just after you busted a nut in the bathroom.
I dont know how normies can life without trying stuff like this.
Sometimes it just happens. Worked at Target when I was a teenager. For some reason got a raging boner in the middle of my shift that wouldn't go down.
After an hour of being uncomfortable I ashamedly went into the bathroom to bust a nut.
It never happened again but there's no way it hasn't happened to other guys.
It depends on how hot the guy is. If you're really attractive and just jerk offd with your dried cum still on your hands, women will turn their heads to look at you with lust in their eyes much more than when you're clean.
There seems to be one missing
Even the weakest dyel male could defeat the strongest female warriors
Scientifically verifiable.
What if they find his prostate first?
I have jerk offd in work several times and I can say this is bullshit.
girls dont notice it.
they smell it, they just avoid you.
nah,i get along with the girls, i hide the fact that im a filthy degenerate and never talk about my absense of life
how can they smell it if i wash my hands after i'm done?
Penis inspection day
Man.. they do and they talk about it behind your back. Unless you have stains on the outside of your clothes obviously they aren't going to say anything to your face or report it. You're an idiot.
There was a story here awhile back of a guy who was cumming in his coworkers food. He was asking how much trouble he could get in. Few months later I see an actual news story, guy got caught for exactly what that anon described, because coworkers suspected something and a camera was set up. You will get caught and your life will be ruined. Keep that shit at home.
This is actually true. I have worked with mammals for 17 years and in our scientific community, it is known that males who haven't ejaculated within 72 hours (by masturbation or otherwise) have higher chances of being approached by females. The full workings of the mechanism are not yet known, but pheromones and behavioral cues have been linked to it. Unejaculated males tend to move and forage quicker and more efficiently and are less likely to avoid areas containing females.
We humans are just animals after all. Women CAN tell, even if they don't understand how or why.
72 hours seems to be a magic number. Whether it's nofap, 3 day fasting, staying awake, our bodies seem to have some kind of reset ability at the 72 hour mark.
We have seen correlations that set 72 hours as a minimum rather than a peak. We've never had a male that didn't ejaculate (that we knew of) for longer than 2 weeks but the correlations of behavior and female approaches remained consistent after 72 hours until ejaculation.
if I don't jack off I'll have a wet dream every 72 hours like clockwork.
this is bullshit ive gone months without ejaculating and no girls approached me or anything.
nope cool incel fantasy though
This are the same guys telling you that vaccines have nanorobots designed to control your mind.
so jacking off at work is cool as long as i'm vaxxed?
i just work with a lot of young girls at work, and need to fap there to be less creepy around them.
>Tfw no matter what I do the last droplets of coom will no matter what end up in my undies unless I pee before I put them on again
>Womemes could smell it all along
It's over.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do 70 hours because I woke up and ate some Brownie at about 10 am and it's 3:30 now
As a teenager I didn't know you weren't supposed to jizz in your basketball shorts and wear them to school. I had terrible hygiene and didn't even wash my uncut dick.
This all changed after I once sat down next to a girl in Chemistry class and she audibly gagged and changed seats.
tl;dr you smell
big diff between jizzing on your clothes and using a toilet
sounds like she had a nose for the subject
It's probably only true for Europoors with their tiny uncut peckers. I bet they smell like shit. Any girl will pick an American BBC that smells great over a Europoor chode in my experience.
This mf just brought up homie dick for no reason what’s his issue?
Mutt's Law
Yes they can. You excrete certain chemicals when you jack off. You dont smell like shit, but you smell bad. If anything, people know you as that guy that starts to smell later in the day.
What if you're a master masturbator and you take 1-3 minutes.
I'll have the first on the left, you guys can have the rest.
Passing up the first one on the right?
Well, I'll take her off your hands if you insist
where's doutzen?
I want to lay down bare naked and have me all stomp on me in a conga line with their sweaty smelly feet, gyrating their hips and shaking their voluptuous athletic asses while they do it, each one as they’re about to stomp on my face looking down and calling me a “tiny pathetic boy” in a smug cooing way.
Wish they were all white.
t. Black guy
Why don't you morons jerk off at home like normal people?
what do when you have a sexual emergency?
rape
i plug my butt
as i explained before,this annulates your sex drive and is useful when you work with cute girls.
i dont want some feminazi acusing me of harasment.
>Checked
You do what works for you but know that you're actually hyper-stimulating yourself at work like Pavlov's dogs, training yourself to ALWAYS be horny and rewarded there. Your not nulling anything, you've created a hormonal roller-coaster of extremes in your own mind
KEK
its an strange sensation being good looking and having girls smiling at you just after you busted a nut in the bathroom.
I dont know how normies can life without trying stuff like this.
Trying it and doing it everyday aren't the same thing.
I did it like three times in three months,its an emergency mechanism,for times when some b***h shows too much cleavage or the underwear transparents.
On second read of
I guess I have to agree. Judgement amended. Some of those chikas are walking around wet fyi.
for those who are judging me.
where I work its just me and a bunch of cute young girls who dress like this
kek so you're some minimum wage scrubs homosexual working in a hospice or some shit? lmao that's pathetic
>pathetic
>acting all high and mighty on a workplace masturbation advice forum
kek
Sometimes it just happens. Worked at Target when I was a teenager. For some reason got a raging boner in the middle of my shift that wouldn't go down.
After an hour of being uncomfortable I ashamedly went into the bathroom to bust a nut.
It never happened again but there's no way it hasn't happened to other guys.
I have a lock on my office door and jerk off at least once per day, no one can stop me.
Women actually like guysmell
It depends on how hot the guy is. If you're really attractive and just jerk offd with your dried cum still on your hands, women will turn their heads to look at you with lust in their eyes much more than when you're clean.
if your cum stinks that means you have a weird diet or eat a lot of protein
sauce on the 3rd girl from the left? (the black qt)
Your skin has a post fap hue to it that is pretty noticeable.
This, women have better color vision than men too. They know.