>*sniff*How come he dont want me man?

>*sniff*…How come he don’t want me man?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    powerful television

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would you make me a sandwich?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NoO0oO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You really need a woman G

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's-a what's-a what's a woman, woman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOH

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    also
    >not committing crime is LE CRINGE
    90s audiences were insufferable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that episode where Carlton gets shot at an ATM and buys a gun to blast Black folk with

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *laugh track. Jazzy Jeff outro riff*

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT ME, MA'AM?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    e

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no e

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you happ-e?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i gotta stay flexible, you know what i'm sayin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      r!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you a better man than m-e
      eee~
      EEEEEEEEEEEeee~

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a coon, you're a homie. Show them the homies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOUR FATHER
      FRICK YOU homie
      YOU'RE A PHONE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Super cool factoid, reddit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's simply not true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      explains why he's such a cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >His dad left
      So do all Black people let other men frick their wives or is that just a Will thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's cool. Reminds me of Will in MIB where he actually got a real squid alien baby to smash him against the car. Some actors are just perfectionists and wouldn't have it any other way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a myth. His dad never left.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was scripted and he had his dad growing up. He took influences from his friends who never had dads or whose dads left them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in fact, not a single line of the fresh prince was scripted. it was all improvised

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Umm, no, actually, it was a documentary. Why else do you think the main character is called Will?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      big if true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Having a melt down in front of the whole world
      A woman moment right there. I believed Black folk we're supposed to be tough.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no good Black person punk that uncle phill should have pimped slapped back to philly

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Will... you gay. No homie wants a sissy ass gay son.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There goes Phillip Banks, the biggest ASS that ever lived. What a douche.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what about W?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gimme a hug, Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No more hugs, Anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you didn't hear, you've been gone a long time. I don't do hugs no more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As far back as I can remember, I always wanted a Pizza Hut in the garage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU OWE ME

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OK!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*sniff*…How come Chris don’t want me man?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >(!) Some of those are banks
      they are all LUL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Numbers numbers numbers
      I appreciate the effort this shitpost made.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      niccccccce

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    f'uck yo fa'tha

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the fresh prince of bel air theme from when I was a kid. But I don't remember the actual plot of a single episode. So I'm pretty sure I thought the show sucked and changed the channel whenever it came on. Probably because they were black, because I remember basic plots from a lot of other shitty sitcoms.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cause you a dusty ass homie Will

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get a white-acting black gf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        move to bel-air

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Use dating apps, there are tons of them on there and most are looking for white boys.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the fresh prince of bel air replaced the cosby show as the most importante black sitcom

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We live in a Minivilization

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sniff*… How come my wife don’t want me man?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was only human but yes he was chicken and waffles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And who are you?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ARE YOU OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCNET MINDS?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know I am!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, women is a trip, Uncle Funcle. Let's say you accidentally scream out AHHHHHHH and they jumping out the back of your car.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What, a Pizza Hut in the garage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better, I'm gonna [gets drowned out by the laughtrack]

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ey anon, did you bring the mail in yet?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yo uncle P I ain't even bussin. Fr why he finna don't wanna ride wit me no cap?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats your P-P-POINT

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know, really, I don't mind the Chuck, but does he have SSSSSNEEEENS

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CLAP YO HANDS
    CLAP YO HANDS
    CLAP YO HANDS

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you sell fish man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ah AHHHHHHHH AHhhh

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to invite anyone with especially warm memories of carlton to come up here and share them with us
    >Sex

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can't translate your favorite bits into text from
    like will speed-talking in that restaurant and the customer goes "what?"

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dtk

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't afford no ceiling ass

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ACK

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will marry Ashley Banks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I cheated on my White gf with a girl that looks similar to her, totally worth it. I don't think I could actually date a black woman though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why did you shave ashley's asscheeks?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your GRANDCHILDREN are gonna need GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DRINK FIVE HOUR ENERGY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DRINK FIVE HOUR ENERGY
      DRINK
      FIVE HOUR ENERGY
      DRINK
      D R I N K
      D R I N K
      F I V E H O U R E N E R G Y
      F I V E H O U R E N E R G Y

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DRINK FIVE HOUR ENERGY
      DRINK
      FIVE HOUR ENERGY
      DRINK
      D R I N K
      D R I N K
      F I V E H O U R E N E R G Y
      F I V E H O U R E N E R G Y

      IT'S NOT A DRINK MORE LIKE A DRINK

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick off.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no more hugs Will

    get out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Geoffrey... break out Lucille.
      >smashes Glenn's head in

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