SNL - Maya Rudolph, Vampire Weekend

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S GO

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this 2013?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I promise not to talk about my ex

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "NB See Us"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't it be funny if Lorne pulled a Bud Dwyer at the 50th?
      >my job here is done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was strange that Henson started making skin-tone muppets shortly before he died

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Saturday Night Live... on a Sunday
      In Australia we used to have a variety show called Hey Hey It's Saturday which ran for 28 years then was cancelled. It got brought back in 2009 for three special episodes which aired on Wednesdays for some reason and got panned for having blackface on them lol

      Saturday nights have always been a hard sell for advertisers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a Muppet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 40 year anniversary was a big deal. It seems like no one will care about this after the past 10 years of mediocrity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Digits and SNL is going to get cancelled before the year is out.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just caught up on the promos. Crazy what a good actor Maya is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's one of the only alums I can stand
      the rest come back wayyy too often

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't ask nassim pedrad to host

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          last I saw her in some low budget flick, she'd fricked her face all up with cosmetic procedures

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=tbasFR8S70wbISNH&t=89

        This reunion thing is one of my favorite moments.
        >don't you... even... begin to

        You have to watch this after the show.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after that corn bit, I feel like we're watching Hee Haw

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would totally frick Longfellow's mom

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Next - on Showtime After Dark...."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Chloe and her parents are hardcore scientologists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is her mom rachel maddow?

      This week's pity post for the Sarah Simps. Start rubbin your nubbins.

      sarah bros, the future looks dim

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for Ego, her mom was barely literate and millions of people just gritted their teeth praying she'd make it through the cue card
    this is what happens when you make the cast 50% black

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu baby dick chud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry didn't mean to demean your lefty pets

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn longfellow and marcello's moms

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ego's mom and Bowen's mom can't read a joke for shit, fire them

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eww

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This week's pity post for the Sarah Simps. Start rubbin your nubbins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont jack it to men oh who am i kidding *starts rubbin*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was Rachel Dratch at first

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sarah could be so hot if she really wanted
      instead she's like a walking bad drug trip

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mooo

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By my count that was 36 people doing the Live from New York

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Count again.

      (that should keep him busy for a while)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SNL literally hasn't had a funny cast member in nearly 20 years

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vampire Weekend
    They haven't been relevant since 2016

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chevy Chase was based when he said Black person to Richard Pryor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dead honkey was funnier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True because Pryor 100% wasthe all time best comedian. That homies on fire.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Why you no give me grandson?"

    "Oh -- MOTHER!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ms Swan?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am I the only straight person who still watches this gayfest?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Troast's breasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude seriously
      she's the most frickable cast member by far (for men of taste)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's giving
    As millenials we must put our foot down on this zoom zoom speak.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they so fricking cringey

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saying cringey instead of cringe
        That's cringe fyi

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gayest monologue ever

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know who's chihuahua that was? My wife wants to know.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this start gives me zero confidence that the rest of this episode will be good

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's the centerfold in the September issue of Over 40 magazine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, give Marcello mom

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe a kinoteur like PTH would marry such a repulsive ugly woman like Maya.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is funny.

    Literally I laughed

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is terrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's post Millennium SNL. It's never funny.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saying something isn't funny when it's intention is to be funny.
        Is funny.
        That's why you post stuff like this.
        It's like that jackass in the comments saying the algorithm brought you to the video.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Our top story tonight, self confessed Yang simp cries like a little girl. Again."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Breaking news: some joker thinks he's funny

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "Yes he's still simping for that Chinaman. Probably because he's g--gotta go."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your head cannon is amazing. You should write more fan fic.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh member MIB

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bey the frick out
    PLEASE DONT DESTROY

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've jerk offd to worse.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sioux Falls!

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is just hot white girls, insta algorithm knows me well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mine is just goon lifestyle stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

      mine is just goon lifestyle stuff

      recommend some accounts for me

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fanum tax and not phantom tax
    Wow I'm old af you guys

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK ZOOMERS
    MORE INCOHERENT WORDS? WE NEED ANOTHER GYADDAM SKETCH

    IVE HAD IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Gen alpha slang but my brain hurts thinking about another generation existing tbh

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe these faces don’t match the person lame attention to detail

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
    you're so skibidi
    you're so fanum tax
    i just want to be your sigma

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fanum tax
      Phantom tax still makes no sense but at least I thought I heard it correctly. WTF IS FANUM. I REFUSE TO LOOK THIS UP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it has to do with a garry's mod meme

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wrong
          that's skibidi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        About
        Fanum Tax refers to a running gag a part of Twitch streamer Fanum's streams in which he "taxes" other AMP members like Kai Cenat when they're eating food, taking a small part of their meal. The phenomenon started on AMP streams in late 2022, spreading via clips on YouTube and TikTok. In late 2023, the phrase "Fanum tax" became a widely used slang term among Gen Z and Gen Alpha members, resulting in satirical usage that parodied the phrase's over-usage. In October 2023, Fanum tax became associated with the Sticking Out Your Gyat for the Rizzler song, also known as the "Fanum Tax" song.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes I see. So it originally means "yoink". But they also use it ironically in nonsensical ways.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fanum tax
          Phantom tax still makes no sense but at least I thought I heard it correctly. WTF IS FANUM. I REFUSE TO LOOK THIS UP

          sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
          you're so skibidi
          you're so fanum tax
          i just want to be your sigma

          That is so not extreme.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >midnight
    Happy Mother's Day

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My nephew was talking about phantom tax or whatever at Thanksgiving. No idea what it means.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its when you steal yo homies food cuh he can afford another plate

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot ones is best sketch so far. Laughed a few times especially when she told him to shutup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PDD was the best one actually

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't understand the OnlyFans ad at the end

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, Kenan is still there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean, he's there every week, always has been

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >English people
    >better get Bowen in there, like every sketch

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NB: https://www.businessinsider.com/fanum-tax-gen-alpha-gen-z-millennials-confusing-slang-2023-10

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kenan suppressing pain was funny af

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > SNL just retypes TikToks.

    That's what a quarter million dollar Harvard degree produces nowadays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear the Ivy League was a meme to keep Chinese kids from getting powerful by crippling their minds with brainwashing and the real colleges like University of Florida have the true geniuses.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all I wanna do is
    PEW PEW PEW PEW

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is even happening?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SNL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'm finding this episode super refreshing for its lack of political stuff. Were already halfway through and there has been no politics.

      Are we entering a based era?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes brother, the pendulum swings

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're entering a slop consuming era

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of my life?

          Neat!

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both prerecords were funny
    nothing else so far

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gayest thing is calling the please don't destroy sketch a film

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This week's child sacrifice to Moloch at the SNL after party.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vampire weekend peaked at contra

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DUUAAAAAA

    LIIIIIPAAAAAA

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked that song

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's going to be like two sketches left. It's basically already over.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny how former SNL cast members come back to host, like they can never escape this crappy fricking show.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK ISRAEL

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah's mudda predicted alla dis

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BLUUUMPH

    >GLUUURMPS DIIIICKKKK

    >BLURGLE FLURMPFS DIIIIIIIICKKKKK

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spacey should host again

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The following is a paid message from Biden 2024.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm worried my ex put worms in my ear.
      My ex loves worms

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah is simultaneously the grossest and hottest person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably a JAV fetish.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God she's so unfunny

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek that Ray J joke

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new Gollum/Challengers movie

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God she is so stacked

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heidi rules.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulders are too skinny for me

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mailer daemon joke
    Based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mailer daemon joke
      what year is it

      OH NO ITS HAPPPENNIIIIING

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mailer daemon joke
    what year is it

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 40
    Get divorced
    Start flashing your rack on national television every week

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Bogged

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she wasn't a divorced I would say she's out of my league.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TipTop Coffee ad

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha fart

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fart jokes finally making a comeback in 2024.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes the simplest joke is the best joke

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well that was the best live sketch so far tonight

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chicken wing sketch
    >coffee sketch
    Maya just doing the show to eat and drink, poor gal

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely will rewatch some of these sketches. That's the sign of a good episode and not just an okay episode.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just turned in and this band seems very pretentious and gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      accurate intuition

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Were different. We use wind chimes and a harmonica with creepy vintage videos playing in the background

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good band

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do any of you watch this? if so what's your age?
    i've never actually met anyone that watches SNL, curious to know what the viewer base is like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 45

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turning 59 this year, been retired for a short bit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In late 30s and that's all you need to know. In fact that's too much. You know what, how dare you and please leave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      43

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is lanzettis lawn care hiring ? I need a new job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many people don't have a sense of humor. Disturbing as that is it took a long time for me to accept why I enjoy so many things that other people hate. They're just miserable is all. It's not complicated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was a madtv enjoyer for sketch shows, then whitest kids u know, I never got the snl stuff personally but it has always had such a large following.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im 30. I only watch to rip on it with the my bros on Cinemaphile

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would play last weekends snl right after new ones then we could have 3 hours of shitposts.

    I wanna rewatch dula peep.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Curtis, if you see the light, go for it
    Damn, my father whose name was Curtis, died of Covid

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buncha old ass b***hes in this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol yeah

      that's giving skippity phantom tacks

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love like two vampire weekend songs and can’t stand anything else were they good? (I love all modest mouse who they ripped off the hardest)

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel seen!

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    infidelity is funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably the best prank you can pull on someone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dang you just made me think of all the audience members who had to fake laugh through that.

      WELP

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try make friends with dudes that aren't normie
    >they're all one of the types in this sketch
    a plague

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ADHD and impatience is sexy

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dang I should get into lawncare.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no cameos by other former cast members
    Sad!
    not many such cases

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was MAYAS NIGHT

      Wiigs episode had practically all of new york pop in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maya shows up to all of their shows as a guest, the woman is n set more than some actual cast members some years.
      Of course she's going to demand to be the only one from her cohort on her own episode.

      she's one of the only alums I can stand
      the rest come back wayyy too often

      is wrong, she doesn't host often but shows up all the fricking time.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need more Troast breasts

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh imagine getting hugged by these betties.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "You've been a great audience. Hail Satan!"

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I drank too much Kool aide but tonite was a good show. Laughed at a lot of sketches. Keep up the good work guys

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chloe Troast booba

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you guys think PTA has a mistress on the side? his wife is a total blobby mess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pale redheads with big boobs. My dream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is zoomer music so bad now that they have to resort to washed up acts like vampire weekend?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unequivocally

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