SNL - Saturday Night Live

Jake Gyllenhaal / Sabrina Carpenter

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that Nigerian looks like she can suck really good wiener

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blumpf destroyed already it’s over for him

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where does SNL stand on Israel-Palestine?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sabrina would be a 10 if she didn't wear so much goddamn makeup
    jesus christ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >makeup
      Lips like a baboons ass.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't get me fricking started
        I fricking HATE this trend

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah well maybe you post-9/11 moids should quit it with the broccoli cut and/or ironic mullet. For frick’s sake you’ll appropriate every aspect of 2000s culture except the shit that ACTUALLY made them hot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay man spotted

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she a scientologist?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no idea, why do you ask?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's the niece of devoted scientologist Nancy Cartwright.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She kinda reminds me of the zoomer generation’s Pam Anderson. She’s got that general look about her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She reminds me of E.G. Daily

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So when's the Madonna biopic coming out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like 60 straight from the plastic surgeon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h destroyed her face

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really? I prefer the frickdoll version.
        girl next door version of Sabrina is way too average. basically homely.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her face is the same, its calling contouring makeup

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She once attended an event that Sarah Gadon was at.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yuck. Thank God there's the daily twelve hour forensic files marathon to watch instead.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Jake promoting?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Presumed Innocent and Road House

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Presume Innocent? He roided out too much the head looks shrunk on his neck

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are actual human beings who voluntarily watch present-day SNL. It always astounds me. I'll laugh at anything, but it's impossible to laugh at this. Then there's the fact that it's literal propaganda. JB is a goldmine for comedy writers, yet completely ignored other than "he's old" jokes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >omg people still watch this thing that is made for watching on the watching machine can you believe it omg I would never
      Gayest post everytime. Would be a funny meme if it weren't always genuine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is peak cringe to post in a thread about something you don't care about.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we noticed you failed to refute my point and show it's been funny even once in years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody laffed at Stalin either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you still watch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 40 shit years old, sometimes I hope it will be like the days of 90s snl with Norm.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that shirt tuck

    hate that b***h

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Chloe will even be in the show since she was on the red carpet in Cannes in the past 48 hours.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow, she is there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it
        what's wrong with the dress?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She wore a see through one and set a nipple expectation.

          No I have no idea

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    youre late

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I was making one 2 minutes late then got the 300 second timer like lmao gg Cinemaphile you win again. I used to make high quality SNL threads 15 mins in advance. Look at me now. Don't be like me kids.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least you didn't get shot by a cop with the shittiest aim possible

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Jake will refer to Taylor in any way.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    writing a monologue is gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I respect written monologues. It's musical monologues that are cringey more often than not.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's not even all the black castmembers
    remember when they had no more than 1 at a time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I even remember when they only had three women

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >semi dignified thread
    I'm settling here boys. This is good land.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we ain't got much mister, but we can offer you a bed and a bible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Build you a house?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't exactly call it a house, but it's home to us

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we really needed two threads for this dead show nobody watches, thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the other thread? I searched both "SNL" and "saturday" and nothing came up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a squirm thread

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was a coomer thread about the clown girl but it was on time at least

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chloe is so fricking cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh very very nice
        thanks anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Troast with the most to boast!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you people not get that SNL went from a show jam-packed with hilarious humor by guys and for everyone to a humorless, cringefest written by women and gay men and directed at the same? Just like movies and commercials these days, the underlying theme is stronk woman. And nu males enjoy it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone point and laugh at this cringe

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, ad hominem replies are all you have. Because you can't refute my point.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. male feminist

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sabrina Carpenter AKA discount Kathryn Newton
    Won't be watching this dreck. I can coom elsewhere.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      titless girls are such a tragedy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        titless, but she is a frickdoll. that said I prefer the Rodrigo frickdoll model, because jubblies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rodrigo has fake breasts doesn't count

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            virgin detected. those aren't fake, theyre perky and fluid, so they maintain shape in any cup they're put into

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fake face. fake chest. fake music. another synthetic celebrity.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she said they're fake you moron

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              post more rodrigo or this c**t, whichever, it don't matta

              Ratrigo is utterly mid compared to Carpenter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post more rodrigo or this c**t, whichever, it don't matta

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I keep trying to make myself like Rodrigo because she is, like you say, a frickdoll
          however her face is hard to get past, too filipina or whatever for my penis

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        small boobs are softer anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Big boobs are like watery, it is hard to explain. Small boobs are softer.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bags of salty milk

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no they're firmer and all sizes can be soft or firm anyway

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah small boobs are soft always

                Water is soft dude. But it can also slap.

                Water is soft correct but larger boobs have this like water balloon texture. Like the elasticity of the skin interferes with the texture. Small boobs have a suppleness instead of a bounciness.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Water is soft dude. But it can also slap.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is not funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thing said!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She should watch out. This guy pumped and dumped Taylor Swift.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's another, "sit around a table and read cue cards" sketch.

    Does everyone on that show have Polio?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just described half of all the SNL skits ever

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i guffawed

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sarah Velma
    >Sabrina Daphne
    Goddam

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why were they all white?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, I wanna plow Sarah in her Velma costume so bad. Who wants to goon with me to achieve some post nut clarity?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo Apples marketing department is high on fricking crack lately…

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOH WHATCHA SAY

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does trost look kinda skinny everywhere except her face

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A pity post for the Sarah Simps. Start cranking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont like her any more ever since it was revealed she dates schvartzim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Velma is hot.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scooby sketch was good. the "ironic" acting is terrible. even the guests understood this. your waifu sarah was the worst part of the sketch. it's already a cheesy sketch you don't have to act like you're aware, just act it out, its funny enough as it is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarah acts too funny!
      You shut your mouth BWAH

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the scene was already funny, just play velma, you were acting "too cool", sarah.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >n-no what I mean was
          Yeah that's right. You stand corrected.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for torrent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people save SNL episodes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how else will i make webms

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Duuuuuaaaa

          LIIIPPAAAAA

          was good ep

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sabrina must be bred (by blacks)
    also SNL is shit

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t like throwing shade on successful stars in music but I really don’t like Sabrina carpenters music man.
    I really don’t.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t like throwing shade on successful stars in music
      Why? What the frick is wrong with you zoomies? They are just as liable to criticism as unsuccessful stars in music. This is literally the same energy as “leave the billion dollar corporation alone” when somebody shits on Disney.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I respect songwriters who are giving it a shot when I’m working a safe and secure 9 to 5
        There’s tons of horrid music out there but when I say something is horrible I get the feeling that I better shit out something that blows it out of the water or I’m just being a b***h.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m just being a b***h
          you definitely got the last part right

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Suck my dick gayet

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (Carpenter also didn’t have to resort to plagiarism to get her #1 hit by the way)

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    threadly reminder she's dating ezra miller guy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Barry Keoghan....irish manlet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that homie sweeeet as a sugar plum mhm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >irish manlet
        lanky incel

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tbh these dudes bodies are like elderly men?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theatre kids aren’t spending a lot of time in the gym.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Robinson did it better

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t decide if this sketch is great or awful

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did it made you laugh? because that is the stated purpose of a sketch comedy show sketch. yeah, nothing else about it matters.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A little bit? Gylenhaal really went for it as the crooner guy. I appreciate that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh you're gay as a 3 dollar bill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sucked. Bowen writes his gay off Broadway shit that goes on too long and gets little laughs

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does his bike sound like a malfunctioning electric transformer?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its another mvp performance from the well meaning actor but they had no material

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to headbutt Chloe in the pussy

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So...when's the funny part?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They left it back in 1998

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So Bowen is clearly pulling a homosexual Kattan and inserting himself in as many gay sketches with Gyllenhaal as possible

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't worry about it

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thighs basically

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chloe delivering the "wrong religion" line is funny since she's a scientologist. Must have been tongue in cheek on her part.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Shane Gillis and Ryan Gosling episodes this year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm psyched for Shane's "Tires" show
      the pilot was great

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn I hate John Legend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda racist..........

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I meant goddamn I hate that Black person john legend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even know what race he is. No one does

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to have sex with any female SNL cast member of the past 15 years except the black yelling lady I don’t remember her name she was in Ghostbusters.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was ortega

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick oh frick this reminds me of when I worked at Dollar Tree and a case of goods I opened had a note taped to it that said in ENGLISH:
    "I'm a prisoner doing forced labor. I am a practitioner of Falun Gong. please Help" and then a lot of of Chinese handwriting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dang for real

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I swear that fricking happened, and I also admit I fricking ignored it because I was rushing to unload a truck because I was a full wagie at the time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well honestly what could you have possibly done about it

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does this happen IRL? Black person danceoffs for white women?

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SONG OF THE SUMMER, whether or not you like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The song of the summer will be Post Malones new country song that dropped a few days ago. You're going to hear it everywhere.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does it make people want to frick? because that's the key to achieving song of the summer status.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always cringe when the performer is barely a part of their own performance. She's just doing nothing while two zesty dudes dance for no reason. Truly talentless tbqh. If you're gonna be a sex act with a shitty voice at least dance a lil.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hold the frick on The Tonight With Jimmy Fallon has only been on 10 years?

    Yea no fricking way, he's been on since like 2008, I'm not falling for this bullshit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He started off at Late Night 15 years ago before going to the Tonight Show

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh thank god I thought I was having another bout of seizure induced memory loss.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah no shit? It's the year 2018. You got your head or something?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw working late because you’re a singer

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the real reason that bit happened was that Emma Stone's husband is the guy that directs those shorts, so he came up with the bit

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sure I’ve said it before but Jost and Che have gotten so much better at Weekend Update than when they started. It’s actual jokes.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    waffle house of representatives is funny

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    getcalicocutpants.com

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One more joke swap for the road

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finally the good part

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > That was the joke. Why didn't you laugh?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET IN HERE b***hES WE GOT JOST AND CHE RACIST JOKES!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ITS /misc/ EDITION!

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women can be rabbis?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a literal fricking rabbi
      no comment

      I didn’t get this bit.

      Did they cut it short due to the lack of Rabbi lady’s participation?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think she was just there to naturally react awkwardly which she did.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a a live show but it did look like they dumped the last joke

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a literal fricking rabbi
    no comment

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is really it. 30 minutes from now there will be no more SNL threads for many months.

    I'm not ready anon. I'm
    ..
    Not re...

    Beeeeeep
    Beeeeeep
    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I really enjoy SNL as a rite of Saturday nights but I know they need time off and constant changes to make it any good at all.

      I wish I could go to the 50th anniversary show, but I'm sure that will be VIPs only.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    jews control the weather

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, just the media, government, currency and entertainment.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was pretty funny. I liked Che’s reaction to calling Kendrick a b***h lol.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OY VEY

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny when Chad Jost who literally impregnated Scarlett J. acts like he pees himself when he sleeps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typical of a israeli woman to steal high IQ European dna to further the cause of a global israeli conspiracy of controlling the world.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good muppet control if he did that on purpose

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO SOUTHERN ACCENT MY ERECTION NOOOOOOO

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The royal family joke was still the best of the night. That audience groan was great.

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capsbro get that Southwest Aztec God lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t take another suits guys t mobile commercial

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you could pick any semi-realistic person to host a show next year, who would you pick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Derek Chauvin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d like to get Louis CK back again. I know that won’t happen though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Nikki Glaser has earned it.

      I'd love to see Joe Rogan do it. He'd have to shit on himself and his fans pretty hard though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she could host. I always thought she was pretty good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incredible mouth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      f. gardner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SNL owes him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he’s gotta do it eventually

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d like to get Louis CK back again. I know that won’t happen though.

      I suggested last year it would be epic to see Louis host. It would be controversial and he's a guaranteed ringer all his episodes have been top tier. It would be good for SNL and the fans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eric Roberts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russell Crowe. I watched The Fall Guy last weekend and it reminded me of The Nice Guys and how fricking good that movie was. He's a good comic actor too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Liam Neeson

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Southwest employees just got industry leading salaries, American Airlines paid for this propaganda as a psyop to defame Southwest and justify not raising wages

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed southwest all my flights. Flew first class once and it was kino. Watched Blood Diamond while eating manicotti.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I clicked a couple coomer threads tonight. It was cringe.

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please god give me a metal band next season.
    this pop shit is getting unbearable.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized we are in a new disco era.

    This is disco. Dua Lipa, also disco.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arianna to. Bye is a disco song

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just realized we are in a new disco era.

        This is disco. Dua Lipa, also disco.

        Disco is good, we need a new ABBA to really cement it.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JFC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He really is gonna take over the show once Lorne is dead isn't he?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tina Fey, Seth and Conan are the ultimate SNL showrunners.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sabrina Carpenter could not be more generic.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sick Chevy Chase reference “I’m Sabrina and you are not”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she said I'm on SNL and you're not

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bah my volume is low I can barely hear anything because my dad had to sleep

        She really deserves to be a huge star for that

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make her come for the 2nd time

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do not destroy
    >all of their sketches get destroyed
    tragic really

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please Don't Destroy's best sketch was cut for time

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a year
    See you all in season 50

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giamatti was definitely next

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sabrina has a tradition of "improvising" the last few lines of that last song, called "Nonsense".

    She ended that with:
    "My sense of humor is but I am not dry.
    SNL, I just came for the first time."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot!

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a Cinemaphile sketch

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dismukes sucks. His face, his delivery, his timing all just suck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      He and Longfellow are great

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agreed
        longfellow as a cigarette was fricking hysterical

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every SNL cast member wishes they could be character actor-tier

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love it when ending sketch is my favorite!

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serious Night Live is the best JG sketch and that was 2 years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give it a watch see if I remember it

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit it’s Lemmy from Motörhead!

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SQUUIRM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SQUIRMIANS WIN SQUIRMIANS WIIIIN

      Sarah THOTman

      SARAHBROS ARE WE BACK?????

      We did it. Final sketch at the buzzer, full bimbo squirm on an objectively funny sketch. WE. DID IT.

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SQUIRMIANS WIN SQUIRMIANS WIIIIN

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah THOTman

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SARAHBROS ARE WE BACK?????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neva left

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: Jon Hamm once did one of the most offensive jokes ever, on live 30 Rock, so much so it has been deleted from reruns.

    based performance.

    (the joke was that he was a Doctor dating Tina Fey's character, then lost a hand and had it replaced with a black criminal's hand. the black hand would then try to choke him)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok but it was trying to choke him because it was the hand of a criminal, it being black had nothing to do with it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People who get upset about these kinds of things don’t really understand jokes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BANJO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the black hand was on Twitter they’d allow it for being true.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /s49
    have a summer, snlads

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's hot but she's not very good at her job

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That last sketch was kino. Perfect end to the season.

    Very Zach G from Due Date. Also kino.

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my biggest problem with modern SNL is it's just so unbelievably gayged up
    every sketch is either outright gay or features gay characters
    I know every other NYC inhabitant is gay but c'mon ...

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a cool summer my sweet guitar-fu

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s cute. I didn’t like it when everyone was mean to her for not laughing at Shane Gillis’ monologue. Even Shane told people to knock that shit off.

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a great season my dudes no two ways about it. Really started to sink in by Jason Momoas episode how good things have been going then all kinds of kino kept coming including Shane Gillis which broke Cinemaphile for like a week.

    SNL stays winning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, truly

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Decent season. Gonna miss SNL On saturdays as always. I wanna bungo blast all of the female cast members into their vaginers for sex. Looking forward to season 50.

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling for last digit is how many times you laughed during this entire episode

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welp i can't say i'll miss it, but i'll miss the threads. to all 20 of the regulars, i wish you well see you next season

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who, if anyone from SNL is leaving/forced out before Season 50?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Longfellow and Molly sucks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of them will be let go. season 50 will be entirely AI farley sketches

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Molly. They obviously just kept her around for a minute because they felt bad after realizing how much she sucked. She has the personality of a wet cardboard box

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes people get squeezed out because they suck at generating ideas in writing sessions. sometimes because they're partying too hard.

      Molly seems to lack generating many sketch ideas.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOW, this guy is a hardcore fanboy, and he wants a bloodbath

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. I feel much more positively about the show than I did a few years ago.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same
          the Leslie Jones seasons were awful, and not just because of her(?)
          The last few years have been better

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I agree completely. It was rough for a few years. It has always gone in cycles though. They lost a ton of their best cast members and Seth Meyers left as head writer. It takes a while to build it back up.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those also include the Kyle Moonie and Beck Bennett sketches though and man I loved those.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >okay this was a good season but now we need to TEAR IT ALL DOWN
        Commie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bowen is masterful at gay shit, but he's just too dominant of a force in the show. It's similar to Wiig at her peak. She generated so many recurring bits and characters that it overpowered the show.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Him playing the naked cupid doll at Dua Lipas apartment. Who else could have nailed that? In fact he probably wrote it.

          The only people who have a problem with Yang are and I say this unironically: homophobes. And also gay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you get it.....Bowen is only great at the gay stuff. He is one-dimensional, and that hurts the show. The only non-gay laugh he ever got out of me was as Yao Ming.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >caring if SNL actors are one dimensional
              Thats gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, you could have an improvement at WU if you rebooted it maybe. If you want an SNL to feel different you merely just change WU. Its starting to feel old with all the racism jokes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Molly and Devon are gone. Longfellow hasn't gotten much screentime but I think he's kinda funny and deserves another season. Marcello and Troast likely get promoted.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Troast won't be promoted after 1 season
        If Molly, Devon, Longfellow, and Marcello are still around, they'll be promoted, since it's been 2 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chloe Fineman being in Coppola's new masterpiece means she may be a legit movie star soon. She certainly has the talent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a shame so many get their big break at freaking 35

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoy waking up too early and watching big american show live

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That last sketch was so good. So proud of my girl.

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season 50 will be last season
    screenshot this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope. even if Lorne demanded it, the network owns the show and the network can keep the show profitable. and even if the show is not profitable, it is a good loss-leader, just like NFL football, because you can promote any thing else you will be showing on the channel to the captive audience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope. even if Lorne demanded it, the network owns the show and the network can keep the show profitable. and even if the show is not profitable, it is a good loss-leader, just like NFL football, because you can promote any thing else you will be showing on the channel to the captive audience.

      If it ever ended it would just be rebooted after a few years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hope so

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now what am I gonna do on Saturday nights alone?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're like me, you seek out old SNLs from obscure seasons online. usually I just search for things such as SNL s15e01

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i spent half my life savings getting into myspleen to do this, turns out they only have a handful SNL OBWOC (original broadcast, with original commercials), where are you looking for yours?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          complete series:
          https://mega.nz/folder/2CJF2TjT#IHH61_E09EF27f5h2LU9Mw

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah nah they must have if not original airing commercials then at least contemporary commercials though, otherwise i'd be watching a very mediocre sketch show on purpose. i could be watching Mr Show instead if it were about the skits, for me SNL is more about the zeitgeist, yanno

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch reruns and wish there was a thread on Cinemaphile to talk about it with

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we could still gather at 11:30 on saturday nights and stream a classic episode

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are always pretty good vibes, which is not often the case on Cinemaphile for me these days. Cheers to all of you. Hopefully Season 50 has some fun surprises for us.

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did the carpenter girl have any coomable scenes

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really liked Sabrina's performances, especially the second one.

  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me in the pink shirt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are BEAMING

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