SNL season 48 starts next week, how excited is?

SNL season 48 starts next week, how excited is Cinemaphile on a scale of 1 to 10??

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn, Lorne looks like shit, hes gotta be retiring anyday now right? or is he planning on running the show until he suddenly drops dead during one of the live shows?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it unironically is time for him to retire. what the hell does an old straight WHIIIITE man know about present day comedy?? i think its time for a woman (preferably a biPOC and/or lgbtqia+ woman) to take over, we need a new perspective on the dinosaur that is SNL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie is like 85, wtf do you want from the old vampire?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s the front runner to replace him when he retires?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Darrell Hammond probably

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who’s the front runner to replace him when he retires?

          Tina Fey

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Tina Fey

          either would be a great choice. the show might actually get watchable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Had he not gone full socialist, I would've said Adam McKay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ken Jennings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he'll make it to season 50 then call it quits

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm as excited as Limmy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >scottish tim and eric ripoff pretending he’s an authority on comedy
      lmfao finally made me laugh

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 48
    Jesus, no wonder it's so unfunny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was never funny

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Saturday_Night_Live_cast_members
    >48 seasons
    >163 total cast members
    >can name all the funny ones on one hand
    >70% of them are literal whos
    why is this show considered so legendary again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's considered "legendary" by the unfunny c**ts that starred in it and by NBC's marketing team. I promise you no sane American gives a shit about the show and would be sooner rid of it than M.A.S.H. reruns.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this show considered so legendary again?
      It used to have some good performers and a decent sketch or two every show, and they'd book decent bands.

      Those days are long gone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SNL is a satellite show for pop culture, and what I mean by that is that it's a place where all parts of the entertainment industry collaborate. You got musicians performing every week, celebrities hosting (the former most powerful person in the world included) and a platform for actors to break into Hollywood. The actual members of the show are mostly shit and so are most of the sketches. If quality determined SNL's longevity then it would've been cancelled ages ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a place where all parts of the entertainment industry collaborate
        wow, so all parts of the industry deliver nothing but garbage now? how did that happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baby boomer nostalgia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        israeli cultural hegemony. they tell you what to like goy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this show considered so legendary again?
      boomers

      that's literally it. with every other old garbage.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gives a shit about SNL.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people unironically still watch this shit? It's awful. Even the skits and moments considered classic aren't even that funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how would you know if you don't watch it?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When it was railing against the system (no matter what side of the aisle) SNL still had irreverence and relevance. When it became so politically motivated about a decade ago any funny died like Belushi.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kenan
    Hader
    Norm
    Wiig
    Phoeler
    Murphy
    Rock
    Killam
    Armisen

    If they not on this list they not funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      way too many 2000s cast members on here, not enough 90s (the only decade the show was funny)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >90s SNL was the best SNL
        quads of truth

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking pedophile spiral in the front

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that Smigel next to Ellen Cleghorne? He was a big reason SNL was so good in those days pretty much all the funniest skits were written by him and he was the head writer in those days I believe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i recognise 6 of them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Half of those people are the then-current writers too don’t recognize a lot of them other than Smigel and Dave Mandel (the fat guy with glasses in the upper right) who I think went on to be one of the show runners on Seinfeld and Curb and a bunch of other good sitcoms

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this, like 92-94 were peak 90s SNL, Carvey, Spade, Sandler, Hartman, Farley, Meyers, and a few of the others could all consistently bring the funny, instead of crossing your fingers that ONE of the ten sketches you're going to sit through will be funny (like now) you had maybe one stinker per show otherwise it was non-stop laughs. Those were good days and the only few seasons where I would actually load a video tape in the machine and record the show for additional enjoyment later, still have those tapes somewhere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thankfully Archive.org has them all now I’ve been going back and watching from like late 80s to the mid 90s and it’s like night and day how much better it used to be

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Archive.org
            I'm gonna have to check that out, either that or find my VCR somewhere in storage

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://archive.org/details/saturday-night-live-s-18-e-02-tim-robbins-sinead-o-connor
              just find an episode guide and type snl with the host name and itll be there, just picked one at random, this was the one with the famous sinead o'connor tearing up the picture of the pope incident

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >90s SNL was the best SNL
        quads of truth

        Boomers LEAVE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ferrell, Sandler, and Carvey mog the shit out of that list. Rock had two good characters, and was able to squeeze about 3 sketches with them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also any list Hartman or Farley is invalid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *Without Hartman or Farley

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm yelling!
        >I AM IN A SKETCH AND I AM YELIIIIIIIIIING!
        Bravo, Will!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hold on now playah
      >Tim Meadows
      >Colin Quinn
      >Norm
      >Will Forte
      >John Belushi
      >Bill Murray

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kenan
        Hader
        Norm
        Wiig
        Phoeler
        Murphy
        Rock
        Killam
        Armisen

        If they not on this list they not funny

        https://i.imgur.com/SVj2f4f.png

        SNL season 48 starts next week, how excited is Cinemaphile on a scale of 1 to 10??

        you forgot this based lad, who had the sense to leave while he was the biggest star

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was smart enough to know that you always want to leave with the audience still wanting more. Otherwise you'll become a Keenan Thompson who has been on the show 2 decades and had zero career prospects

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >zero career prospects
            shit I wish I could earn millions for making monkey shines 20 weeks a year

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he's totally a show business mastermind. That's why he had like 2 somewhat successful movies over the course of 50 years.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SNL will never have the balls to air anything controversial (aka 'funny') ever again because they are owned by their advertisers. They're so out of touch, that youtube actually has the grip on the "comedy market"/"the SNL format" which is sad on many levels besides the obvious ones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .9eWsTCIHJqS9eXJVcpS9Vg

      >this has 60 views
      >SNL Slop gets millions

      and no I am not this guy and do not know him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anon posts video that has only 60 views
        >claims to not be the dogshit nobody creator
        Sure, kid. Now post an actual funny skit like the millions that exist on youtube

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >youtube actually has the grip on the "comedy market"
      Cherdleys is funny as hell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also https://youtu.be/ndNtjGuhUbI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Comedy is only funny if it’s controversial

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best season of SNL is any season of SCTV

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The gayS are out
    The GREATS are back
    That's thebonly to fix SNL

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fact Lorne is the face and most talking abuse person in SNL instead of any of the shows actual stars tells you all you need to know about its current state

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Live -- from New York!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats an underwhelming 3 hosts to start the season with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        seems like no one cares about the show enough to do it anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Willow musical guest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all 3 musical guests Black folk
      god I miss the 90s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe white people should try making good music again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          white people are the only people making good music

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna miss -- what's their name. You know. The guy, who did the thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick was Aidy Bryant on SNL for like 11 years
      Man this show has been bad for a long time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick is Aidy Bryant?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the fat one in that pic
          >Aidan Mackenzy Bryant is an American actress and comedian. She was a cast member on the late-night variety series Saturday Night Live, beginning in season 38, and leaving at the end of season 47.
          10 years and nothing memorable whatsoever. I would probably kill myself in that situation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched the show regularly since 2013 I can't believe Kenan is still there, and I think I recognize that other black guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kenans going into his 20th season lmao wtf why would anyone stay on this piece of shit that long?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beck Bennett’s been carrying this goddamn show for years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Beck left a year ago

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really looking forward to Brendan Gleeson. The man has been overlooked for so long but gives nothing but stellar performances

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      M'man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking A.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cut 8 more. The marching battalion of diversity hires are bringing the whole show down. I swear to God, there are so many cast members that the opening credits are longer than most of the fricking sketches.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Che has the jaded Cinemaphile sense of humor, they should let him do more stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Totally agree.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The new season is gonna be a good one yall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first non-binary cast member
      Oh good, another person unfunny theater kids can look up to.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very brave, stunning, and forward thinking. Hopefully this will serve as atonement for the ultimate sin of being a cis white male in comedy. Nazi chuds btfo.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would only be excited for SNL if instead, they showed reruns of Madtv

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      I loved this show so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MadTV gays are the worst of all. Cool that virtually every cast member besides sasso became a homosexual or insufferable woke moron

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As long as Heidi and Chloe are there I will always be moderately excited.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, Lorne's morphing into George Soros.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit Kate McKinnon is finally gone

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS.............................
    MBOGWE MBUTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's,
    CHEONWE M'BOOOOOOGWEEE

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FEATURING!!!!!
    KIIIIIIIIIINGGGG BONIWLAAAAAA!!!!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's.................
    KOIWALAHHHH BEONTYIAEHHHHHHH

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FEATURING.............
    COLONEL AKUMBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WITH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........
    KUNATE AKIMBE................................

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FEATURING.............
      COLONEL AKUMBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      it's.................
      KOIWALAHHHH BEONTYIAEHHHHHHH

      It's,
      CHEONWE M'BOOOOOOGWEEE

      ITS.............................
      MBOGWE MBUTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      WHICH NEW GOYSLOP CAST MEMBERS CAN WE EXPECT NEXT!!!!!!!!!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >their primary obligation is to their talent

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even in the early years when it had legitimately talented actors/comedians, it still wasn't funny. Or maybe I just don't understand boomer humor.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the greatest legends of modern comedy
    >no sticky
    jesus fricking christ the mods on this board are useless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      learn to read, israelite.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lorne looking ready for that dirtnap

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zero

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was anyone ever part of the audience during the live show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah lots of people

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedurday Snight Snive

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