Snowplow comes out of nowhere tries to take your weiner. What do?
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Snowplow comes out of nowhere tries to take your weiner. What do?
Snowplow comes out of nowhere tries to take your weiner. What do?
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Dick status?
>Dick status?
PLOWED
short, shriveled and slightly to the left, of the driveway.
dingus dossier?
Still frozen and preserved in the ice.
>garbage thread
>posted from an iPhone
Always.
I’m sorry, Jeremy. I tried
t.dick doctor
WHERE'S MY DICK
Do a frontside 1080 indy and snowboard away.
>FALL INTO THE TREADS DICK FIRST
that's my instinct, am I right?
These threads are good for a quick laugh but they don’t answer the question. What really happened to Jeremy’s dick? Was it torn off completely or just mangled?
A few vesicles/strands of sinew were left connected, as well as half of his left testicle. The ball sack was ripped open and the right nut ground to dust. People on the scene report that the front half of his dick was blown apart into the forest (imagine rolling over a tube of toothpaste in your car, what happens to the cap?). Those dick remnants were eaten by squirrels. The half that stayed attached were entangled in the treads and slowly ripped away. There was nothing the doctors could do, even if they had time but they were busy reassembling his legs and waist.
Everything you wrote is true. Doctors were pissing and shitting themselves when they saw it
When Jeremy hits us with the surprise of whats left, your jaw will drop wide open
>What really happened to Jeremy’s dick?
ask his sister
the search dog ate it
This isn't funny. What if it happened to you? You guys seriously need to grow up, man.
I've not stupid enough to try ghost-riding a massive treaded vehicle to show off
the snow plow did not come out of nowhere. he was trying to impress his nephew and jumped onto the treads while moving
Nah bro, it snuck up on him. What no one is asking is who was driving?
Why do they make the driver enter over the blades? Why not make the windshield the entrance? The windscreen could rotate out, you enter in through the front, avoid the blades altogether.
His wiener and balls were never found
There never was a dick and balls.
Status?
>Buck Breaking
>Gay sex scene from TLOU
>This guy's dick
Why do the biggest forced memes always have something to do with dicks? What are you, a bunch of homosexuals or something?
>What is this Private Renner
It's a penis sir
>Wrong
>It's Contraband
>Revoked!