So 10 years later, what do we do think? I think it’s kind of a mini-masterpiece with lots of elements I don’t like very much.
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So 10 years later, what do we do think?
Name something more moronic about the movie than picrel
actually it's the only good thing of the movie
I heard someone refer to it as a “reverse filter” and I think that is a good term for it. I’m immediately suspicious of anyone who holds it in very high regard.
This
the black astronaut
I still don't understand why they landed so far away from the signal, why the digital data needed to be physically collected (or collected at all, I mean look around holy shit), or why they didn't just send the super efficient robots who are unaffected by gravity and terrain to collect it.
Also it's been a while so I could be missing something, but at this point in the film why did Cooper never question this planet? IIRC he still thinks the mission is data retrieval for the potential of establishing a colony AND the transfer of Earth's population. But like, it's what, 7 years for every hour roughly? By the time you transfer one load of people on the ship(s) they don't have, the previous load will be dead. Isn't that a red flag by default? Nevermind the gravity itself.
What a dumb movie. Visuals were neat though, and contrary to this guy I liked the robits. Underutilized IMO. Whole movie should've been Cooper and CASE, frick the other scientists, frick Michael Caine, frick Murph, frick Tesseract Aliums. Also Sam Rockwell should have been Cooper.
Actually, frick it; Moon (2009) already exists.
>why they didn't just send the super efficient robots who are unaffected by gravity and terrain to collect it.
because they worked in symbiosis with military during the war, and then the few last models were repurposed to work as we saw
I don't get it. They were war robots that can fly spaceships, but can't pick up a metal suitcase of arbitrary data?
This. They could have just sent dozen robots to farm more human. There was couple stupid reason why they didn't do it like
>you can't program survival instinct
or
>some robots might become unreliable over time
>There was couple stupid reason why they didn't do it like
only one: AI singularity, that's why. Machines reached full potential and as always humans fricked up.
story wise: yes they can but they cannot act alone (cooper is always telling tars what to do)
visually wise: would you watch an entire movie without a human in it? most people won't.
Okay, but they have radio communications. I wasn't referring explicitly to what this guy is saying
, I.E. send the robots through the wormhole, I just meant land the little shuttle in the water and stay the frick in it. I'd rather watch two and a half hours of smart humans telling robots what to do than moronic humans acting conveniently stupid for fake, poorly edited and ADR'd dramatic effect.
Except in this case, I'm referring to like two and a half minutes. And even then the entire sequence is unnecessary, because the characters are moronic.
Maybe robots should write screenplays?
>Written by Jonathan Nolan
Oh, they already do. Damn.
>Okay, but they have radio communications.
>I.E. send the robots through the wormhole, I just meant land the little shuttle in the water and stay the frick in it
it's like the military buddy system, they both need to stay near each other to cover their assess (cooper almost get killed when they get separated)
Matt Damon
the robots were the best bit
It's a dumb movie, heavily carried by masterclass cinematography and score.
EVERYTHING that isn't those two, is dumb
Plot, characters, motivations, the science innit, the planets, the acting, frick all of it.
What about the theme of determinism and time being an illusion, low iq?
If I were cooper I wouldn't have sent the coordinates to the base or used the watch to send data just out of spite of our timelords. I'm the master of my own fate, no one tells me what to do.
It was alright, but that shit dumbfrick american accent was a real drag.
its moronic bro, im sorry to tell you that if you think this is a good movie you are dumb as a brick
I still don't understand the wormhole shit and bookcase tesseract thing. Did aliens place the wormhole there?
All the science is dumb.
Cooper says it was humans in the far future
I think it is a reasonable conclusion to make
Why would that be a reasonable conclusion? He just pulls it from his ass based on absolutely nothing. And again, if they could build a 3d room why couldn't they just directly communicate with humans rather than this hugely convoluted plan to give them black hole data. It's not like they can't interact with our world since they built an object at the event horizon of a black hole. Printing out a few sheets of paper with equations on them shouldn't have been a problem.
The same "jump to conclusions" shit is in Prometheus as well. The commander of the ship just goes "welp, these are military installations" based on nothing again. Why would an alien race give you a map to their secret military base? And then just just conclude the aliens are going back to earth to kill humans because... of no reason at all?
Being a writer for movies has to be the easiest job in the fricking world. You don't have to make sense at all or put any thought into what you're writing about.
It is a reasonable conclusion from Coopers perspective but that doesn't mean it is 100% he case. Main reason why the character comes to that conclusion is because it is his daughters room they chose to put into the 4d room.
Prometheus is unwatchable. It took me 2 hours to get through first 10 minutes just trying o figure ou how any of it makes internal sense. It doesn't so I gave up
Certified kino throughout and the ending is plebbe filter.
I liked it.
Me too. It's far from perfect but it's best space kino there is with some really aesthetic shots and epic scenes.
>wormhole
>"those aren't waves"
>Gargantua
>"no time for caution" docking
No I don't scroll reddit but do google
>*random problem* + reddit
>can create wormholes throughout the galaxy
>can create a 3d object that represents 4th dimensional space
>couldn't just write down the formula on a piece of paper and give it to humans
"Interstellar" is about a guy hiding behind a bookcase in his daughter's bedroom for damn near forever, watching her dress, undress, sleep, touch herself, read... and then finally he decides to leave her a cryptic message in some ripples of dust.
Watching a close up of Matthew McConaughey's face, sweating, weeping, looking all around, in that shitty space suit was peak unintentional comedy. Anyway, it's basically scientism propaganda, going with the line that science has doomed the world, now the average joe needs to be convinced that science will save it. In film it's often some foreign thing that's the problem, but everybody knows by now what (or who's) the problem in the real world.
Midwits like you are funnier than any film could be.
I like to imagine Coop taking a decade to write in dust
>AHHHHHHHHH MURPH I'M IN THE BOOKS SAVE ME MURPH OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING
Only for Michael Caine to come in and sweep it up like a space janny.
One of the most embarrassing scifi films ever made until Ad Astra came along and was like hold my beer.
It's like the joke of that film advertised as "by the producers who saw the lord of the rings" but replace lotr with 2001, and it's not a parody it just seems like it.
You know a film is bad when people try to defend by claiming that the science is all super accurate and that's what makes it good (as if the science isn't all complete nonsense but separate criticism).
Anyone who unironically likes it should shoot themselves and save mankind from their stupidity.
>You know a film is bad when people try to defend by claiming that the science is all super accurate and that's what makes it good (as if the science isn't all complete nonsense but separate criticism).
I can tell you're a moron based on this alone. Well that and name dropping 2001.
These cretins have 0 self-awareness I swear. 2001 was literally marketed as scientifically accurate(which is still considered one of its merits) despite being bigger nonsense than Interstellar.
the part where he transfers black hole data, everything about the black hole was moronic actually, radiation would have killed them all before they even got close
>TARS, SET THE FOUR DIMENSIONAL LIBRARY TO ONE THOUSAND PERCENT
>Coop, this plot is moronic
>NO... IT'S NECESSARY
Interstellar? More like Uninteresting
Soundtrack carries it
Why did Matthew not like his son Thimotee Casey Affleck?
One of my favorite movies. Not flawless, but I love it anyway.
It was very well reviewed, well received, a box office success, and a major piece of 2010s cinema history so naturally I post on Cinemaphile about how much I hate it at any given opportunity.
You see, I form the opposite opinion of those we call “normies” because I’m so freakin smart and above it all.
Don’t be so butthurt
Struck a nerve huh?
Each click on the water planet is a day passing in 'real time'.