>So...

>So... What EXACTLY are the charges anyway, officer?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trespassing

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This thread again?

      >I see you resort to insults when you are too weak to face the truth. For this, I have implanted a pipe bomb into your penis which will explode in exactly 5 minutes. Seems as though you'll need a way to remove it. Otherwise, you'll experience the most explosive orgasm of your life.
      >The answer, anon, lies in the truth.
      >In front of you is a supple boipucci. Its owner is sedated, don't worry. I have lined the inside of HER colon with razors.
      >To escape your own refusal of the truth, you will have to accept the truth, anon. You must do that which you know you want to yet, with all of your willpower, deny that you want to.
      >Live or die. The choice is yours.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread again?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not a crime in 50 states for a man to trip and fall into my dildo rape machine and die from violent penetration

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SIR
    >SIR
    >SIR THAT IS A CATEGORY OF CHARGES
    >WHAT IS THE SPECIFIC CHARGE
    >SIR
    >SIR
    >SIR

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Treason

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but I didn't actually do anything they set off the traps themselves
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katko_v._Briney

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rockin' too loud on a week night

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhhh I just looked it up boss. He actually didn't do any crimes! He didn't kill anyone. We have to let him go!!
    what a twist

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk how about we ask your wife

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being gay

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a gay homosexual

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tax evasion. That's how they got Capone.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't charge anything on JigC. He walks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guilty of JigC impersonation while playing in a trust fund band

      Is that not him?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always viewed it as a Trinity esque construction. They are equivalent but also distinct.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting take.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you're thinking of BillC

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guilty of JigC impersonation while playing in a trust fund band

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    raping Drake Bell

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was unironically based. In some instances, he chose the wrong victims, but overall his philosophy was sound.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An ironic twist of fate, "Jigsaw". You enjoyed trapping people and putting their character to the test if they want to live. Now we have trapped you in county jail for disturbing the peace. If you value your freedom, you must post $27 bond. Live free or remain in jail for 13 business days until your trial date, the choice is yours. Let the game begin.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gronz?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making taps without a trapmaker's license

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    resisting arrest

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being an unhinged fundie who doxxes innocent kids.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spamming forced memes and posting the screencaps on reddit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kram it, Kramer!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being an unhinged fundie who doxxes innocent kids.

        When someone decides to pay you a visit I hope they take their time and make it hurt. You like saw movies so I hope they torture you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's crazy how much Der Eternal Bateman has been mindrocked by JigC. I do hope he takes some small steps to make his life better though. Only a deeply unhappy person would lash out like that. Very many people struggle with frustration and finding satisfaction in this world and trying to live up to our potential, lord knows I do, but it's sad to see it taken to that extent. If Der Eternal Bateman takes even small steps to improve his station, I really do think he will notice a change and have the chance to keep building from there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The choice is his.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Live or die, he has to make his choice.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trips while highlighting the duality of life, like fire and water.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kidnapping at the least.
    Probably some sort of manslaughter, grievous bodily harm, or even murder charge depending on the jurisdiction.

    I know I'm playing armchair lawyer here, but I'm pretty sure he'd get some fricking prison time irl. I think there was a guy who put a bomb collar on another dude to rob a bank, so its a similar idea.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek, it's kino!

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trespassing, breaking and entering, kidnapping, false imprisonment, assault, unlawful restraint. It's like you morons never actually saw the movies.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but officer i have a trap making licence.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Possession of illegal drugs.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farting in elevator with JigCeether guy.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The charges, Tau'ri?

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