You will never be Nausicaa or Fio; you will always be the the Witch Of The Waste AT BEST.
>Porco Rosso
From all the memes I though this was some sort of political commentary deep anti fascist thing, but its like one off line where he just says he rather be a pig than a fascist, and he says it to his friend who is a fascist fighter pilot.
The rest of the movie is light hearted and low stakes adventure about pirates and mercenaries.
>From all the memes I though this was some sort of political commentary deep anti fascist thing
Never trust reddit or xitter, nearly all of the trannies and homosexuals who shill those memes have never even seen the kino.
If anything it's a libertarian film; it's about an enterprising middle-aged ephebophile pissed off at government overreach. And of course, it's megakino.
>Porco Rosso
From all the memes I though this was some sort of political commentary deep anti fascist thing, but its like one off line where he just says he rather be a pig than a fascist, and he says it to his friend who is a fascist fighter pilot.
The rest of the movie is light hearted and low stakes adventure about pirates and mercenaries.
The whole thing is steeped in a celebration of values of camaraderie with people of your own class above one state authority or another, like an ecosystem of lawless capital theft is preferable to losing the Old Ways that Miyazaki is clearly pining for and romanticising. it's a libertarian/individualistic movie but minus the yank right-wing element of that
Have you ever seen picrel? Might be up your alley even if it's a bit of a kid's movie.
But yes, I too wish I could live in a comfy village in the early modern era, preferably in Spain, Italy, or Portugal.
>i'm Cinemaphile before buzzword buzzword buzzword
i want you to know that pretentious dbags like you have always been annoying, not because of the media you consume, but because how much better you think you are than everyone else just for watching different movies
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... i don't like any of those though. well, not in their entirety or even minority. there's like 1 or 2 from each.. who else /squib gang/?
absolutely tarantula. ghibli, just like nintendo, is for damaged kids who grew up becoming damaged adults wishing they were innocent children again. a24 is for gays who love movies were nothing happens and everything is sub text. lynch is just proto-a24. at least quentin makes enjoyable and well paced movies that are entertaining to watch.
haven't seen enough a24 to know
never seen studio ghibli
i liked twin peaks seasons 1 and 2, didn't like fire walk with me and haven't seen anything else of lynch
half of tarantinos is pretty good and the other half is very bad
>Civil War was a miss.
Overall I'd say mid rather than miss, but that's because it's got all these great scenes. Just needed a sturdier context to put them together, or to pick one (what kind of American are you) and make sure the rest of the film hangs on it.
Road trip through civil war is a neat premise, I'd be surprised if we don't see a half dozen more attempts at it in the next few years.
I agree that it had some good scene, the best being the "What kind of American are you?" scene. What really bogged it down was the fact that it's Trump Derangement Syndrome: The Movie, and that underlying sentiment made its overall tone, plot, message and everything else about it slightly grating throughout.
i like some ghibli stuff, some tarantino, and some david lynch. the only a24 movie I ever watched was called Barely Lethal. it was a fun teen action comedy B movie with samuel l jackson, jessica alba, sansa stark in her prime, and that cute israelite girl from the bumblebee transformers movie. most a24 stuff is pretentious as frick or takes itself way too seriously.
Ever seen Dream Scenario or Uncut Gems? I generally dislike A24 as well, but I really love those movies. I'd argue Dream Scenario is the best parody of the internet in film so far.
house elf tier
More Hagrid material methinks.
There are those who choose to travel a different path.
Order Of The Phoenix material.
I don't watch any of that shit
At least watch Studio Giblet and Black person Lynch, there's some vital kino in there.
>a24 troony house >studio ghibli troony house >david lynch's big busty goth girl who will do your dishes house >quentin tarantino israelite lovers extended academics apartment
>The only Lynch movie I saw was his Dune
Do you prefer it over the DUNCs?
Also have you seen Nausicaa? To me it's pretty much what the 80s Dune would've been like if it were much better.
Ever seen Dream Scenario or Uncut Gems? I generally dislike A24 as well, but I really love those movies. I'd argue Dream Scenario is the best parody of the internet in film so far.
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More Hagrid material methinks.
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Order Of The Phoenix material.
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At least watch Studio Giblet and Black person Lynch, there's some vital kino in there.
Because he thinks something as moronic as a director or film production studio is worth building an identity around to the point of excluding other kino factories, which is something only homosexuals and sailors do among men(women are just women). It's also framed in a lame circlejerk language syntax and meme format I'd see more at home on Reddit or Twitter.
Anyone who truly appreciates kino would be capable of discerning the successes, failures, and masterworks of all these things (which aren't even analogous to each other).
Personally, from these my favs are Dream Scenario and Uncut Gems for gAy24, The Wind Rises and Grave Of The Fireflies for Giblet, Inland Empire and The Short Story for Black person Lynch, and Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Once Upon A Time In Hollywood for Queerantino.
Ghibli is for gays and women
Quentin is for boys, Scorsese is for men
I'm House Criterion all the way
#snoblife
this but I only watch Armageddon on repeat
no im not
>no im not
We KNOW what you like
many such cases
>when men become kino they choose one of these as their personality
Melville fricking sucks and I'm a patrician
>Melville fricking sucks
I can't respect you, sorry
I won most of their filmographies on blu ray.
I think becoming a man means not making brands your personality
I like all of them
But also is almost correct, becoming a man means not giving that much of a shit about movies anymore and doing shit in real life.
You must be very smart and fun
Not having your personality be lists of things you like is more fun actually yeah
Men can appreciate ghibli but those who are into it as if it's their personality are mostly women
I like 3 of these, A24 is fricking trash though
People are so goddamn obsessed with labels
Americans you mean
Those are all adored by women
This is the face of the man who made OP's image. He may even be OP himself.
Say something nice about him 🙂
Looks like a normal bloke
You seem like a regular guy
You will never be Nausicaa or Fio; you will always be the the Witch Of The Waste AT BEST.
>From all the memes I though this was some sort of political commentary deep anti fascist thing
Never trust reddit or xitter, nearly all of the trannies and homosexuals who shill those memes have never even seen the kino.
If anything it's a libertarian film; it's about an enterprising middle-aged ephebophile pissed off at government overreach. And of course, it's megakino.
I love Ghibli but
>men
Come on, OP.
Does this mean you're a woman? Do you live in London?
For me, it's Porco Rosso and Mononoke
>Porco Rosso
From all the memes I though this was some sort of political commentary deep anti fascist thing, but its like one off line where he just says he rather be a pig than a fascist, and he says it to his friend who is a fascist fighter pilot.
The rest of the movie is light hearted and low stakes adventure about pirates and mercenaries.
Never trust breadtubers or moronic youtube reviewers.
The whole thing is steeped in a celebration of values of camaraderie with people of your own class above one state authority or another, like an ecosystem of lawless capital theft is preferable to losing the Old Ways that Miyazaki is clearly pining for and romanticising. it's a libertarian/individualistic movie but minus the yank right-wing element of that
I like Mononoke but probably not for the reasons Miyazaki intended.
I want to start a comfy iron smelting town in the wilderness too 🙁
Have you ever seen picrel? Might be up your alley even if it's a bit of a kid's movie.
But yes, I too wish I could live in a comfy village in the early modern era, preferably in Spain, Italy, or Portugal.
Nixon
de Palma chads are the master race
There is another
I was looking for the capeshit option
No one likes Sneeder except for the pajeets he paid 0.30 an hour to spam the internet and convince WB to greenlight the Sneeder cut.
i’m a white chad with a family and man of steel is my favorite movie
Virtually all of Ghibli's audience is women. Would have been smarter to replace that slot with Criterion Collection.
Question.
How the frick do you people know these things?
Like, how do you even -get- this data?
it was written on a post-it in your mother's nightstand
Cougars do like Ghibli movies, can confirm.
>Virtually all of Ghibli's audience is women.
Not true, but women do love them. They make for perfect date movies as a result.
Literally me, my dumbass had one for a minute too.
imagine the smell of the “woman” that made this
ghibli chads rise up
I'm a David Lynch guy looking for a Ghibli girl.
As a trans girl this is big validation, glad to know I'm fembrained.
you will, in fact, never be a woman
eeh, my document says otherwise.
You are stunning and brave.
A24 is so bad
What if I just devote myself to exclusively watching Stephen King adaptations?
i'm Cinemaphile before the brownoid reddit baneposting cancer invasion
>i'm Cinemaphile before buzzword buzzword buzzword
i want you to know that pretentious dbags like you have always been annoying, not because of the media you consume, but because how much better you think you are than everyone else just for watching different movies
Insanely boring tryhard garbage and I say this as a Tarkovsky/Tarr fan
Pozzed shit
Kino
Psued
Pozzed psued
>INITIATE: [OBLIGATORY MEANINGLESS BUZZWORD #1] SEQUENCE
>INITIATE: [OBLIGATORY MEANINGLESS BUZZWORD #2] SEQUENCE
>INITIATE: [OBLIGATORY MEANINGLESS BUZZWORD #3] SEQUENCE
>INITIATE: [OBLIGATORY MEANINGLESS BUZZWORD #4] SEQUENCE
these are 4 awful choices
I like all of those though. My perfect movie would be pretentious animation about dream logic but it's filled with n-bombs and feet.
Tarantino because he's opened me up to hundreds of movies. A24 is nu-aged shit, I don't watch anime, and I could never get into Lynch.
I guess I'm Crispy Tarantula, but I only really like his pre-Kill Bill stuff
I'm multi-track drifting this shit.
>A24
yeah, I'm a cinephile
>Ghibli
uooooh
>Davido
awooga
>tarantino
Sex and violence, I like
Between the four, Lynch.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... i don't like any of those though. well, not in their entirety or even minority. there's like 1 or 2 from each.. who else /squib gang/?
Lynch I guess
no wes anderson type male, david fincher type male, coen brothers type male or brian de palma type male so it's shit
William Friedkin type too
>3/4 are israelites
when goys become men
>3/4 are israelites
>when goys become men
...is when they realize Ghibli is the way
>tfw Clint Eastwood or Mel Gibson
Ghibli all the way motherfrickers
Funny, because each of these studios are total fricking dogshit tbh.
absolutely tarantula. ghibli, just like nintendo, is for damaged kids who grew up becoming damaged adults wishing they were innocent children again. a24 is for gays who love movies were nothing happens and everything is sub text. lynch is just proto-a24. at least quentin makes enjoyable and well paced movies that are entertaining to watch.
My box would be John Carpenter.
Same here.
quads!
House Ghibli
haven't seen enough a24 to know
never seen studio ghibli
i liked twin peaks seasons 1 and 2, didn't like fire walk with me and haven't seen anything else of lynch
half of tarantinos is pretty good and the other half is very bad
You should at least watch Spirited Away.
>No kurosawa
Actually most men don't care about any of that. This meme really sucks dick
Um where's the Uwe Boll option
uwe boll is just a 14 year old who thinks he's tarantino because he says Black person.
You have to go live in Hagrid's shed.
Perhaps the most re-dit image I have ever seen
I really liked A24, but they fell off these past 2 years.
Tuesday was a miss.
Civil War was a miss.
Past Lives was a miss.
They clearly peaked in 2022.
>Civil War was a miss.
Overall I'd say mid rather than miss, but that's because it's got all these great scenes. Just needed a sturdier context to put them together, or to pick one (what kind of American are you) and make sure the rest of the film hangs on it.
Road trip through civil war is a neat premise, I'd be surprised if we don't see a half dozen more attempts at it in the next few years.
I agree that it had some good scene, the best being the "What kind of American are you?" scene. What really bogged it down was the fact that it's Trump Derangement Syndrome: The Movie, and that underlying sentiment made its overall tone, plot, message and everything else about it slightly grating throughout.
A24 is a 2010s meme. That decade was their peak period of relevancy.
I literally hate every single one of these. This is frickin stupid
YOU FORGOT ONE
If you choose A24 you have a cuck fetish
Tarantino.
political compass wise, i'm between lynch and tarantula
>pretentious slop vs pedophile slop vs you just don’t get it we had to go dreamy slop vs gore Black person word slop
Wow.
>no picrel
Nobody here has experienced trve kino
house elf tier
i like some ghibli stuff, some tarantino, and some david lynch. the only a24 movie I ever watched was called Barely Lethal. it was a fun teen action comedy B movie with samuel l jackson, jessica alba, sansa stark in her prime, and that cute israelite girl from the bumblebee transformers movie. most a24 stuff is pretentious as frick or takes itself way too seriously.
Ever seen Dream Scenario or Uncut Gems? I generally dislike A24 as well, but I really love those movies. I'd argue Dream Scenario is the best parody of the internet in film so far.
More Hagrid material methinks.
Order Of The Phoenix material.
At least watch Studio Giblet and Black person Lynch, there's some vital kino in there.
>I'd argue Dream Scenario is the best parody of the internet in film so far.
the 2nd and 3rd being what zoom-zoom
None because most movies about the internet are shit
I don't watch any of that shit
There are those who choose to travel a different path.
the hat screams tarantino house for me
Sauce?
So I have to choose between
>a24 troony house
>studio ghibli troony house
>david lynch's big busty goth girl who will do your dishes house
>quentin tarantino israelite lovers extended academics apartment
Welp guess I choose Lynch.
Lynch is the most troony one there
This, his stuff has actual trannies in them, same with A24.
Footgays and pedos for the win, as usual.
>studio ghibli troony house
I see you're a Chink, Korean, or a boomer.
I don't watch tv or films.
This is shockingly accurate as a political compass
heh
I like all of them
The only Lynch movie I saw was his Dune and I did like it despite its flaws so I guess I'm house Lynch.
>The only Lynch movie I saw was his Dune
Do you prefer it over the DUNCs?
Also have you seen Nausicaa? To me it's pretty much what the 80s Dune would've been like if it were much better.
go to rebbit
>A24 - hyper intelligent Reddit cinema
>studio gibs me - reflective, meditative true art
>david lynch - mentally moronic 30year old boomer aloof-core
>Quentin Tarantino - essential coomer-core
Cringe and frick no. I'm not getting boxed into some troon social identity label. Frick you
any other Harmony Kinophiles here?
Are Tarantino men Slytherin boys? I'd say so.
No, they are Ravenclaw
I'm a scorsese chad
i'm so sick of memes
Agreed, OP is likely both a homosexual and reddit user
true and true, how did you know?
Because he thinks something as moronic as a director or film production studio is worth building an identity around to the point of excluding other kino factories, which is something only homosexuals and sailors do among men(women are just women). It's also framed in a lame circlejerk language syntax and meme format I'd see more at home on Reddit or Twitter.
Anyone who truly appreciates kino would be capable of discerning the successes, failures, and masterworks of all these things (which aren't even analogous to each other).
Personally, from these my favs are Dream Scenario and Uncut Gems for gAy24, The Wind Rises and Grave Of The Fireflies for Giblet, Inland Empire and The Short Story for Black person Lynch, and Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Once Upon A Time In Hollywood for Queerantino.