So... Cinemaphile hates Dungeons & Dragons because there are 2 black dudes?
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So... Cinemaphile hates Dungeons & Dragons because there are 2 black dudes?
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i only remember the paladin or whatever. he was pretty cool
Yeah, he was the only one who really nailed his part. The others, particularly Pine, were in snarky Meta-Commentary mode through most of it.
Hugh Grant was okay, but it was his character from the last few Guy Richie movies he was in.
Honestly, the girls were really under-rendered in general, like they were afraid to let them have personalities/flaws or whatever.
These were the same filmmakers who made everybody sort of interesting idiots and douchebags in Game Night.
>tieflings will never be real
>draenei will never be real
It's not fair
How did you identify OP so quickly? Are you the Kwizatz Haderach?!
I wonder if this dude is legit happy from dinosaur dungarees, or if he is just happy at the attention he'll get on social media for having such an "interesting" and "unique" life
i always wonder what goes through someones head when they post something like that on the internet
>be me
>see dinosaur dungarees in second hand store
>haha that's unique and interesting
>a unique and interesting person would buy that
>i should buy that
>post on social media so people think I'm unique and interesting
It's what happens when normal boring ass people try to stand out.
the frick are dungarees?
The proper spelling of dungeree
some bong slang for overalls
I'm happy with my dinosaur dungarees. Because I am happy with my dinosaur dungarees there is no greater satisfaction to be gained from putting it on reddit for a bunch of homosexuals to laud me and others to seeth at my attire.
you're a real one
How to people like that resist the subconcious urge to put a gun in their mouth?
his wifes boyfriend bought him a switch to keep him distracted
forogtten realms in general is just a US travesty take on european medieval myths
Guy who originated it is from Canada.
so he's a mental burger
whats the significance of the heated seating
I hate it cause it was mid at best
also she was barely in it and her acting was shit
also the black dudes were cringe as frick
Hyug Rant was great
>Cinemaphile hates Dungeons & Dragons because there are 2 black dudes?
I saw 2 black dudes on the poster and there's a brown woman, and I don't even like the white actors. That means I can't even find one reason to watch. I'm guessing you watched because of Sophia but I don't like her so why would I watch? Explain it to me.
No, we hate Dungeons & Dragons because of... this.
I should have known by the start of the movie that they wouldn't include a conventionally attractive white woman without making her a coalburner or some other humiliating shit. But I fell for it anyway. Poor Sophia.
Fricking horrible. So they aren't just in the movie but there's race-mixing? I won't even watch your shit for free.
repulsing
why is this so fricking hot
i don't know
are you trans or something?
I actually am. How did you know?
i mean you asked why about that and i had to analyze you anon
lot of trans or whatever are really into interracial fetish for some reason
>lot of trans or whatever are really into interracial fetish for some reason
I know exactly why that happens. It's because blacks are gayer than any other race and they're the most likely to frick trannies. No, I'm not kidding. I doubt they'll admit it because it's embarrassing but I think they're just so high test that they'll frick anything.
>lot of trans or whatever are really into interracial fetish for some reason
Being trans and being into interracial are both rooted in self-loathing. Of course there's gonna be tons of overlap.
in d&d lore their child would be 100% hell spawn and 0% Black person, Cinemaphile should be applauding this relationship
>100% hell spawn and 0% Black person
what's the difference
Burgers?
> getting furiously upset about the last 5 seconds of the movie where she reluctantly says she'll goes on a date with him
Cinemaphile autism at its finest
I don't get furiously upset unless people make fun of my waifu. Anyway, I'm done discussing your Black person movie. This b***h isn't my waifu so I shouldn't even be in here.
>getting furiously upset
What's with liberals and trying to paint every emotion from mild discomfort to scorn as "frothing at the mouth hatred and anger"
They’re fundamentally liars.
oh no, she femdoms the whitest beta Black person in the world
this is clearly black supremacy
She and the bald villain were the worst part, terrible actresses
It's a fricking D&D movie. The entire point of the game is making up your own stuff and having your own adventure. None of which should involve black people or women.
>The entire point of the game is making up your own stuff and having your own adventure. None of which should involve black people or women.
Wait, what? Everyone is playing Baldur's Gate 3 and the first two companions you meet are women so nice lies. As for black people, you can murder them in that game and we can't do that in a movie, which is why more people are playing the game.
What I wrote here is why video games will destroy TV and Film. What people want more than anything in escapism is control; You have more control in video games.
>i want my friends to look like this
>i want to kill this Black person
You watch a movie and they force shit on you and you have no control. The only control you have with this hobby is watching or not watching and that's why people didn't watch this.
What are the horns for?
I'm guessing she's a tiefling because they're the only ones with horns.
Built for TINY MAGE wiener
In part, yes absolutely
Why must I watch a movie about Sophia Lillis getting BLACKED?
>his first thought is of some medium popularity fetish
mind absolutely shredded by porn
Thougheverbeit the movie heavily hints towards Sophia becoming a coalburner in the end.
>oh noes
>anyway
I don’t give a shit about this movie never seen it never will but that’s two too many even I know that
It was a fun forgettable film.
But the female characters having no negative traits and everyone but the paladin having some massive character form is as always annoying
*Character flaw
there were lot of darkies
Right? 2 blacks and 1 brown and I think the party was 5 so that's 60% non-white. Who's going to watch that shit but Amerimutts, because it matches their demographics.
The sorcerer. Paladin stay with the group for like 20 min.
No, I hate it because DnD is reddit
I want to frick her ass from behind while grabbing those horns
>2 black dudes?
That's clearly a woman.
Oh boy the daily Sophia Lillis thread that's thinly veiled as a D&D movie thread!
Your movie flopped by the way.
I'm glad it flopped. I hear Baldur's Gate 3 is doing well and you can kill the black guy who wants to join your party in that. All the Black person lovers ITT can give me their thoughts on that. They make you choose between this lady and the black guy and I decided the black guy looked more evil.
I pirated your game and I didn't like it.
Hope you enjoyed it.
Yes
Never underestimate /misc/tards.
What is the fetish of wanting to grab a tiefling girl by the horns and face fricking her called? I think I might have it.
she some tribe of Irish or something?
she's supposed to be a tiefling which are demon people but she looks like an elf in a head dress
No,I mean irl.
there’s like 3 whites in the entire movie and 2 are antagonists, every couple is interracial, every child seen is non-white
Yes
She would be so much cuter if only she had a little smooth wiener.
It promotes race mixing between humans and halflings, and humans and tieflings.
Imagine the children. they will be some kind of abomination and the king has to pay more adventurers to kill that abomination. Pay using what? Our tax dollars! Taxation is theft.
Chances he gets her to model for his next game? Can he convince sony to foot the bill?
isn't this homie like 40?
why won't he grow up
giv sophia gf
She's 10/10 waifu in pics and yet in the movie she's easily the worst part. Explain
She should let her hair grow
she's 16 here you sick fricks
>2 black dudes
there are like 70 of them
No. Because it didn't take any chances. This movie would have done gangbusters if the paladin that helped them was Alexander Skarsgard in black face as Driz'zt. Motherfricking mic drop moment, instead we got a decent flick. But it blew its load in the comedy angle by showing all the yucks in the trailer. What was left was comfy competence and a slight bit of annoying aesthetic woke. Partly because who are you appealing to, blacks just randomly inserted like they were whites is fricking boring and annoying to blacks. Make the black dude come from the black people lands and be a cool black dude.
FRICK SOPHIA LILLIS
Yes pls